The orange cat dressed as a scum attacking the emperor

Su Yiqiu got up from the bed with staring eyes, sat with his back slumped for a while, and then straightened his whole body back. It didn't take a moment for Qi Jing to hear Su Yiqiu's steady breathing.

Su Yiqiu's sleeping posture was not good, he rolled the quilt into a ball, hugged the quilt with hands and feet, his upper body underwear was rolled up to his chest, and he could vaguely see the scenery under the clothes.

Qi Jing pursed her lower lips, walked up to Su Yiqiu, and pulled his underwear flat to cover Su Yiqiu's upper body.

"Let me sleep..."

Su Yiqiu reached out impatiently and pushed Qi Jing away.

This dog hugged him all night!He was in pain all night!He fell asleep at dawn, and was woken up by Qi Jing after not sleeping for a long time.

"I want to sleep……"

The palace maid who came in to pack her clothes was terrified.

Good guy.

What did His Majesty do last night to tire Su Shijun into such a virtue?

Qi Jing stopped talking to Su Yiqiu, and ordered to the palace servants: "Take the quilt away."

The two little maids responded, and stepped forward together, one of them grabbed the corner of the quilt, trying to pull the quilt out of Su Yiqiu's arms, but Su Yiqiu hugged the quilt very tightly, and the two of them exhausted their whole bodies Not only did he fail to pull out the quilt, but he also pulled Su Yiqiu out of the bed.

The little palace maid was terrified, she knelt down on the ground with a thud, kowtowed and said that Your Majesty forgives her sins.

Fortunately, with the cushion of the quilt, Su Yiqiu was fine, but the whole person was still terribly sleepy, even if he fell to the ground and changed his position, he still fell into a drowsy sleep.

Qi Jing had packed up and was ready to go up, but when she turned her head, Su Yiqiu hadn't gotten up yet.Then he shouted back the two little maids, knelt down beside Su Yiqiu, leaned into his ear, and said softly.

"If you can't afford it anymore, I won't go to the court anymore, so that you can know what prostitution in the daytime is."

Su Yiqiu seemed to have had a few liters of chicken blood, struggling to get up from the ground, rubbed his sore eyes, and quickly waved at Qi Jing: "No, no, no, your majesty, go to court, I'm not sleepy anymore! I'm really not sleepy anymore!"

Qi Jing nodded in satisfaction, and then called the palace servants in again, seeing that the palace servants dressed Su Yiqiu well, before going to court with confidence.

As soon as Qi Jing left, Su Yiqiu lost all fear. He groped to the edge of the bed and was about to lie down and sleep. Just as his fingers touched the edge of the bed, he heard someone call: "Servant."

Su Yiqiu immediately stood up straight and looked around.

He blinked and stared at this person for a long time before realizing that this was Xiao Ning who pretended to be him when he was a cat.

Xiao Ning smiled at him, and the first thing she said was: "Isn't Shi Jun tired of serving His Majesty last night?"

Su Yiqiu laughed uglier than crying, and sat straddling the bed with one leg already taking off his shoes, and said impatiently, "What? Want to try it yourself?"

Xiao Ning shook his head again and again.

This will not work!

His Majesty likes Su Shijun!Su Shijun also likes His Majesty!He can see that the two of them are doing well!How could you have the guts to destroy the friendship between the two!

In the blink of an eye, Xiao Ning saw that Su Yiqiu had already touched the bed, and lay down with his head tilted. He was lying uncomfortably. He groped to find the hairpin on his head, and was about to pull it out when Xiao Ning said again: " Don't sleep, servant! Your Majesty told you to get up early for a reason!"

Su Yiqiu said "Ah?", and asked in a stunned state, "What's the matter..."

Xiao Ning helped him up, and explained while tidying up: "According to the usual practice, concubines go to the queen's place to listen to teachings after going to bed! There is no queen in your majesty's harem, and now Empress Yue is in power! Empress Yue is not a kind person ...You, you have to hurry over..."

Empress Yue?

His meal ticket!

Since he is in charge of the meal ticket, there is nothing to fear from him. When he was a cat, he scratched the hand of the meal ticket, knocked over the teacup of the meal ticket, kicked over the incense box of the meal ticket... What didn't he do?In the end, wasn't he coaxed by the meal ticket in his arms?

Su Yiqiu muttered: "It's okay... I don't worry if it's her..."

Xiao Ning was terrified. He didn't know where the confidence of this newly entered palace servant came from. Who doesn't know how powerful Yue Niangniang is?Why is Shijun still acting indifferent? !

Xiao Ning grabbed Su Yiqiu's arm and almost carried Su Yiqiu out, and Su Yiqiu was tortured by them in turn.The sleepiness has long since disappeared, only fatigue remains.Xiao Ning led him out of Qi Jing's bedroom and almost trotted all the way to Yuxiu Palace of Concubine Yue.It has to be said that Su Yiqiu was intimidated by this posture the first time he saw Yuxiu Palace.

The palace servants kept their heads down and held their breath, their footsteps were light and silent, and their comings and goings were orderly and orderly without any disorder.Compared with Qi Jing's Qinzheng Palace, it is even worse.

In the past, Yuxiu Palace in his eyes was a large amusement park, he wanted to go wherever he wanted, and there were people following him wherever he went.

Now he is not a cat, but Qi Jing's concubine, even if he sees the meal ticket who coaxed and doted on him before, he still has to follow the rules of the palace and call him "the imperial concubine".

Su Yiqiu is a man, no matter how hard he wants to bear the burden of humiliation and live, wear women's clothing, call each other sisters with a group of concubines, and perform concubines' ceremonies, he will always resist in his heart.

He gritted his teeth, raised his legs and stepped into Yuxiu Palace.A court lady led Su Yiqiu into the hall.

Su Yiqiu walked around the screen and walked into the inner room, choked by the scent of rouge blowing his face. Su Yiqiu knew that this kind of seriousness should not be lost, so he half covered his mouth and nose with his sleeve and stood beside the screen. After waiting for a while, I felt that I had almost adapted before stepping into the screen.

Once inside, Su Yiqiu was almost blinded by the gold and silver jewelry on the heads of concubines in the harem.

He has little knowledge and has never seen such a big scene.

The concubines sat on both sides, and the accompanying maidservants stood behind them. Some held teacups in their hands, some held small fans, and some gathered together to talk in a low voice, but they all looked at Su Yiqiu in unison.

Seriously... Really, each has its own beauty, which makes people dazzled.

Su Yiqiu didn't learn the etiquette of the harem, so he just put his hands in circles, bowed to the noble concubine, performed the greeting of a man of the same generation, and said, "I have seen the noble concubine."

Concubine Yue leaned on her body, propped her chin on the armrest, and looked at him coldly, she had long since lost the gentleness of coaxing cats in the past.

Without waiting for Concubine Yue to speak, someone couldn't wait, and said with a smile: "Yo! Su Shijun has been in the palace for a while, and he thought he was the youngest son of the Su family!"

It was Concubine Huo Xian who spoke.Concubine Xian’s words just hit Su Yiqiu’s heart. The Su family is gone. He is now the emperor’s concubine. Prince.

When Concubine Huo Xian opened her mouth, Xu Zhaoyi quietly observed Concubine Yue's eyes. Concubine Yue did not say anything to stop her, and she couldn't even detect the slightest change in her expression. Xu Zhaoyi couldn't figure out Concubine Yue's attitude, so she decided not to speak for the time being, and let others To explore the way.

Sure enough, as soon as Concubine Huo Xian finished speaking, someone picked up the conversation. Concubine De smiled and said: "There is no such position as 'Servant Lord' in the harem, presumably His Majesty set it up for Su Shijun on a whim. Sister said what?" In a word, Shijun should not be angry, Shijun said, we sisters, should we call you elder sister or younger sister?"

Su Yiqiu rolled his eyes inwardly.

What's your name, sister, sister!Call Dad!

Concubine Yue still didn't make a statement, those concubines thought that Concubine Yue acquiesced to their actions, and before they knew it, their words went too far.Concubine Shu also said: "Sister Concubine De, don't give Shijun any more problems, turn around and tell His Majesty, withdraw from the position of Shijun, and make a beauty, and it will be easy to arrange when the time comes!"

Su Yiqiu said nothing.

Xiao Ning was already terrified.

Xiao Ning only knows that His Majesty favors Su Shijun, but he doesn't know whether Su Shijun's status as a "Servant" is high or low.He also knew that the Empress Yue Guifei had a deep-rooted affection for His Majesty, and she was notoriously jealous.

Of these women in the harem, which one is full of heart and eyes, is not His Majesty?Seeing that His Majesty has favored others, and is a helpless and downtrodden family, naturally he takes his anger on Su Shijun!

The more Xiao Ning thought about it, the more angry she became, and she hated herself for being useless, these were all empresses, he couldn't offend her, and he couldn't vent his anger for Shijun.

Concubine De smiled and said: "Speaking of which, this is the first time Su Shijun greeted the concubine's sister since he entered the palace, right? It's thanks to the concubine's generosity that she doesn't care about the concubine."

Seeing that Concubine Yue did not speak for Su Shijun, everyone became more confident, and began to sneer at each other.

Su Yiqiu thought to himself that it is really difficult to be a human being, but it is better to be a cat.

Qi Jing asked him last night if he knew the conditions to become a cat?Could it be that Qi Jing already knew the key to becoming a cat but didn't tell him? !

It really seemed like something Qi Jing could do.

Su Yiqiu's mind was wandering, he didn't care so much what these people said, they just wanted to make him feel uncomfortable, and they just said a few words, but they didn't want to cut a few pieces of flesh from him.

Xu Zhaoyi has been afraid to make a statement.

The more noble the concubine did not say a word, the more uncertain she was about the attitude of the noble concubine.

She didn't have a cousin who was the prime minister in the court, and she didn't have an elder brother who guarded the border. Her father had a low official position and stood at the end of the civil and military ministers. Be cautious every day, for fear of doing something wrong.

Xu Zhaoyi gritted her teeth, she simply didn't express her opinion!Just sit here!It's always better to say less!

"Xu Zhaoyi?"

Xu Zhaoyi was startled, and followed the prestige, and saw that silly Concubine Huo Xian was smiling at her!Xu Zhaoyi was upset but didn't dare to say more, leaned slightly, and returned a quite decent smile.

Concubine Huo Xian said with a smile: "Sister Zhaoyi has never seen such a battle, she was stunned! The sisters are discussing whether it is better to call Shijun younger brother or younger sister!"

Xu Zhaoyi sneered and said, "Sisters, let's make up our minds, all sisters listen to their orders."

As she said that, Xu Zhaoyi's eyes slanted and landed on Concubine Yue. Coincidentally, Concubine Yue was also looking at her. Xu Zhaoyi quickly retracted her gaze, looked down at her knees, and twisted her clothes.

Concubine Yue pursed her lips and smiled, changed her posture, played with the tassels hanging from the hairpin, and said, "How is the discussion going, sisters?"

Concubine Shu said: "The courtiers and concubines are just thinking about how to determine Su Shijun's status and how we should call him."

Concubine Yue contemptuously smiled, and said: "Isn't it enough to call him Shijun? What kind of elder sister and younger sister? I have talked so much on twitter, but I don't understand it very well."

Concubine Huo Xian's face suddenly became ugly, Concubine Yue said: "I have something to say."

She turned around and asked Suwen: "How long was Su Shijun late for the morning meeting?"

Su Wen replied, "It's a moment late."

Concubine Yue nodded and said: "It's a moment late... I am happy today, I will not punish him for hitting the board, but let him kneel on the floor tiles of Yuxiu Palace."

Xiao Ning's heart skipped a beat, and she glanced at Su Yiqiu quietly. Su Yiqiu's face was unusually calm, as if he didn't care much about Concubine Yue's punishment.

Su Wen asked: "Your Majesty, how long do you want to kneel down?"

Concubine Yue tapped on the armrest with her fingers, and said: "I haven't made up my mind yet, let him kneel down and be happy."

The author has something to say: Concubine Huo Xian: Everyone, come and see, do you call him the younger brother or the younger sister?

(Concubine Yue rolled her eyes)

(Concubine Shu rolled her eyes)

(Concubine De rolled her eyes)

(Xu Zhaoyi did not dare to roll her eyes due to her low status, so she broke the formation)