The Ultimate Three Kingdoms We Want To Be Together

I can't paddle, but I have to tie a lifebuoy! "

Ai Qi said in disbelief:

"Chickens can't lay eggs, birds can't shit, ducks can't paddle, and they have to tie life buoys!? What kind of weird thing is this!?"

Zhuge Liang said worriedly:

"Wait for something to happen to the birds, all the birds have something to do!"

Little Joe continued:

"And, what's even more frightening is that none of the tortoises went ashore, and they almost all suffocated in the water!"

Zhuge Liang said in horror:

"The tortoise who misses the bird so much has an accident too!"

Xiao Qiao said complicatedly:

"I think they are so pitiful! But, I feel a little happy. Finally, someone dares to punish Jiangdong High School!"

Zhang Fei reminded:

"But, we have also been punished!"

Little Joe said strangely:

"really?"

Zhang Fei said with certainty:

"It must be Sun Quan!"

Ai Qi said dissatisfied:

"Sun Quan punished us, together with Jiangdong High School, he has a split personality!"

Da Qiao agreed and asked curiously:

"But, if Quan did it, why did he mess with us? Jiangdong High School also had an accident, didn't it. He doesn't need it, he has to punish himself."

Seeing Zhuge Liang's pensive look, Ai Qi asked dissatisfiedly:

"Zhuge Liang, do you know something!?"

At this time, the alarm bell rang, and with it, everyone trembled unconsciously.

Zhang Fei trembled and asked:

"Is it a fire?"

Big Joe said with certainty:

"No, no, this is the alarm bell for Jiangdong High School's acting. But, today, there is no notice that there will be a rehearsal!"

Ai Qi said strangely:

"What are they doing to our Eastern Han Academy for their drills at Jiangdong High School! But why are we shaking like this!"

Cao Cao also said strangely:

"Why do you keep shaking when you speak?"

Ai Qi and his gang said:

"You're shaking too!"

Zhuge Liang put the cannon in hindsight:

"I was just about to say, we're all shaking!"

Zhang Fei said with certainty:

"It must be Sun Quan. Help!"

Ai Qi was also a little uncertain at this time, and shouted:

"It doesn't matter, let's go out and have a look first!"

A group of people walked out of the Jingzhou Building while shaking.

Zhang Fei also shouted:

"Sun Quan, come out, it's you who gave me that horrible medicine. Come out and talk about it! Come out!"

Sun Quan said dissatisfiedly:

"Are you bothered?"

Ai Qi said dissatisfied:

"Sun Zhongmou, what the hell is this!"

Zhang Fei pointed at Sun Quan, Gan Ning and Lu Meng with a smile, and said:

"President, they are shaking too!"

Lu Meng said dissatisfiedly:

"Why are you laughing! This must be the opportunity for you to take advantage of the ringing of the bell to let go of [Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Shaking Mommy], right!?"

Ai Qi asked curiously:

"[Ninety-nine-nine-nine-nine-jitter mother]? What is that?"

[Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine shaking mother]: It uses sound waves to make people shake. Anyone who has been recruited must shake 99 times, and the shaking symptoms will be relieved naturally after calling mother and father loudly.

Ai Qi said angrily:

"What! It takes 99 shakes, and you have to call your mother and father, and the symptoms will be relieved! The one who invented it! You are courting death!"

Zhang Fei was also dissatisfied and said:

"Who on earth is so vile, making such a prank!? So, we can only wait for it to finish shaking."

Ai Qi refused:

"I do not want!!!"

Cao Cao said solemnly:

"President Sun, did you really not give this medicine?"

Sun Quan was also dissatisfied and said:

"Do you think it was me who made it and I will get caught!? Besides, shaking like this is so ugly!"

Ai Qi agreed, saying affirmatively:

"That's right, President, you didn't see that they were shaking too!"

Zhuge Liang questioned:

"Maybe it was on purpose."

If it weren't for the shaking all over his body, Ai Qi would have slapped Zhuge Liang.Ai Qi said angrily:

"You two! Who would accidentally let themselves fall into this [nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-jittering mother]! The brain is not clear!"

Little Joe said with certainty:

"But, we didn't let it go!"

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Zhang Fei let out an 'ah' and said affirmatively:

"I see, Zhou Yu must have done it!"

Xiao Qiao asked strangely:

"Why did he let it go?" Zhang Fei said naturally:

"Whoever is not here will be killed."

Ai Qi waited for Zhang Fei to take a look, and said angrily:

"Zhang Yide, do you have any brains! Two!" Gan Ning said affirmatively:

"It can't be the vice president. Because he is too serious about his official duties, he has been restricted by the second young master. He can't come to school for three days, and he went home early!"

Lu Meng also said affirmatively:

"Yes, this kind of prank, our boss doesn't bother to do it!"

Zhang Fei said dissatisfied:

"If you deny it casually, we can believe it casually!" Lu Meng insisted:

"What did you say, it was obviously you who let it go!"

The two sides immediately started talking:

"It's you!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "It's you!" Ai Qi said helplessly:

"Big Joe, can you stop them! I'm going crazy!"

Big Joe yelled:

"Stop~!"

The boys said helplessly:

"We can't stop!" Da Qiao said helplessly:

"It's not an option for everyone to continue arguing like this. I think it's better that the presidents of the two schools make an agreement that everyone will stop doing such boring and childish pranks in the future."

Cao Cao agreed:

"I agree! Don't use any more bad tricks like [Blind] and [Ninety-nine-nine-nine-nine-Nine-Nine-Nine-Tricking Mom]!" Sun Quan said dissatisfiedly:

"Look at what I do, I didn't do these two bad tricks!" Ai Qi shouted:

"Stop arguing! Hit the foot to make an agreement! I'm going crazy!" Seeing that Cao Cao and Sun Quan couldn't reach the left or right click, everyone was speechless.

Cao Cao said dissatisfiedly:

"President Sun, are you sincere enough to make an agreement!?" Sun Quan said dissatisfiedly:

"It's because your own martial arts are too bad, you're still blaming me!" Seeing that the two still couldn't make a left click or a right click, everyone was going crazy.Xiao Qiao said worriedly:

"What should we do? If things go on like this, before they hit their feet, they start fighting themselves!"

Ai Qi said angrily:

"I'm about to hit someone!" Zhuge Liang stretched out his hand and shouted confidently:

"Guys, I know who is playing [Nine Nine Nine Nine Shaking Mommy]!" Ai Qi asked dissatisfiedly:

"Who!?"

Zhuge Liang added:

"I mean, I should know!" Zhang Fei said tiredly:

"Then, tell me quickly." Zhuge Liang said affirmatively:

"Let me check it out first, and then tell you!"

An hour later, Zhuge Liang did not come back.Ai Qi said angrily:

"Zhuge Liang, where did you die!" Cao Cao said worriedly:

"Mr. Zhuge couldn't have accidentally fallen somewhere?!"

Ai Qi, who had no patience, simply said:

"Ruiliㄈrelief urabaha." [Relief Technique]

Cao Cao kindly said:

"Xiao Qi, even if you are impatient, you can't curse!"

Seeing that the dispelling technique was useless, Ai Qi shouted again:

"Tsubaki doesn't transfer Urabha." [Ability transfer technique]

Cao Cao said kindly again:

"Xiao Qi, didn't you tell me you can't beat and scold me!?" Sun Quan said dissatisfiedly:

"Cao Cao, my Sun Quan's people are swearing, why do you care so much!?" At this time, Lu Meng started to provoke:

"I see, Zhuge Liang must have let it go! He must be watching our joke somewhere now!" Zhang Fei replied dissatisfiedly:

"No way! Mr. Zhuge didn't let it go! Zhou Yu must have let it go!" "Zhuge Liang must have let it go!" "Zhou Yu must have let it go!" "Zhuge Liang must have let it go!" of!"

"It must have been released by Zhuge Liang!" "It must have been released by Zhou Yu!"......

Ai Qi, who had reached the critical point of outburst of anger, shouted:

"Mute mute woo Rabaha." 【Mute Art】

Zhang Fei and Lu Meng immediately fell silent.Ai Qi said angrily:

"Zhuge Liang, if you don't show up again, I will make you feel like you are often struck by lightning!"

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Eight hours later, [Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Shaking Mom] finally failed, and everyone fell down.Ai Qi wiped away her tears and said weakly:

"Ruiliㄈrelief urabaha." [Relief Technique]

Only now did Zhang Fei and Lu Meng have a voice, but because they had no strength, they couldn't quarrel.At this time, Zhuge Liang also came back.There was a murderous look in Ai Qi's eyes.Little Qiao and Big Qiao unconsciously moved to the side.

Ai Qi asked angrily:

"Zhuge Liang, where did you die!?"

Zhuge Liang said embarrassedly:

"Well, that person didn't come!"

Ai Qi said dangerously:

"Zhuge Liang, if I hadn't run out of strength today, you would have fallen down just now and turned into black charcoal!"

Zhuge Liang trembled, and immediately hid behind Zhang Fei.Sun Quan stood up, pulled Ai Qi up, and asked:

"Go for what?"

Ai Qi said viciously:

"Have a meal!!"

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Sun Quan nodded, and took Ai Qi to eat.Lu Meng and Gan Ning followed suit.

As soon as they left, Zhuge Liang said:

"That's right, I have a solution!"

Big Joe asked curiously:

"What way?" "So, so, so and so."

"Well, it's delicious!"

Putting down the noodle bowl, Ai Qi touched her stomach.Sun Quan asked curiously:

"Qi'er, I've always wanted to ask, where did you learn your martial arts moves?"

Ai Qi put it simply:

"My hometown!"

Sun Quan asked suspiciously:

"only you