Antarctic fierce penguin observation record

Humanity is truly hopeless.

Qi Nanhu sat on the bed and occupied Ruan Xingyuan's room.

Even if he had his own room, Qi Nanhu didn't go back to sleep very often, and occupied half of Ruan Xingyuan's bed with peace of mind.Now come in and close the door.

"Open the door." Ruan Xingyuan stood outside and knocked on the door helplessly, no one got angry and closed the door of other people's houses.

Qi Nanhu turned his head and roared, "Isn't the door unlocked?! You don't want the penguin to open the door for you!"

Qi Nanhu turned his back angrily.How can humans still touch porcelain penguins?He didn't lock it at all!

The door opened with a "squeak", and footsteps slowly approached. Qi Nanhu looked down at the bed sheet and ignored the people who entered the door.

Ruan Xingyuan walked behind Qi Nanhu and patted him on the shoulder, "It looks good."

He carefully observed Qi Nanhu's movements, saw that the other party's head was slightly tilted, and continued: "The penguin belly is beautiful and easy to touch."

The human Qi Nanhu straightened his body and sat up straight.He looked much more energetic than before.

Ruan Xingyuan continued to coax: "It's the best penguin."

Now the penguin was finally satisfied, gave up his human body, turned back into his original form, and turned around to show his body proudly.

It seems that humans can still be saved.Qi Nanhu looked at his brother with satisfaction.

"Don't lean against the bed when you become a penguin, in case of hair loss..." Ruan Xingyuan couldn't hold back his voice again.Animal hair is notoriously the most difficult to clean.

"You're the one who lost your hair!" The penguin jumped and threw itself on the bed with a "slap", and turned to look at Ruan Xingyuan, "The goose will sleep here like a penguin today."

Ruan Xingyuan: ...

After tossing all night, Ruan Xingyuan finally woke up in the morning with numb hands and feet.

When I woke up, I saw the penguin's fins and part of its body covering my arms, and the toes were pressing on my ankles.

After pumping from under the penguin for a long time, Ruan Xingyuan finally freed himself.

Is this guy getting fat again?Humans can't see it at all.

Seeing that Qi Nanhu was still sleeping, Ruan Xingyuan stretched out his hand to push him, but he didn't.

"I'm really fat." Ruan Xingyuan sighed, how could he get fatter after working so hard every day? It's simply unreasonable.

"Is it normal for penguins to be fat?" Qi Nanhu, who woke up from a daze, heard Ruan Xingyuan's words and naturally raised his eyes to look at him, without feeling the slightest inappropriate.

"I'll see if you turn into a human." Ruan Xingyuan glanced at the "big monster" on the bed, "Next time you come to my place to sleep as a human, the penguin is too big, I have nowhere to sleep."

"Got it." Qi Nanhu reluctantly turned into a human and sat on the bed.

Approaching Qi Nanhu's face, Ruan Xingyuan raised his hand to gesture, then stretched out his hand to touch it, and finally came to a conclusion, "You are fat."

Qi Nanhu heard that this tone was definitely not a compliment, and slapped Ruan Xingyuan's hand off, "Penguins are always like this."

It's normal to eat too much and get fat, and eat less to lose weight.

"En." Ruan Xingyuan nodded.

What are you waiting for? Qi Nanhu has a reason to drive the penguin away from his bed when he becomes fat.

So early in the morning, Ruan Xingyuan prepared an extremely sumptuous breakfast for Qi Nanhu. He watched Qi Nanhu, who didn't know anything, eat it happily, and strongly asked for the same breakfast configuration in the future. Ruan Xingyuan happily agreed.

"I think fish is delicious. Of course, meat is delicious." On the way, Qi Nanhu expressed his preferences under Ruan Xingyuan's inquiry, "Human meat is really good."

Whether it is a cafeteria or a brother, meat is always the goose's heart.

Ruan Xingyuan chuckled, "Then eat more."

With the progress of Qi Nanhu's cultural class, the penguin's problem of partial subjects also appeared. The logistics department decided to divide him into subjects in consideration of the emperor penguin's ability to accept, for example, give up the history of physics and chemistry, study politics seriously, relax the biological requirements, and strictly control mathematical geography.

"A good socialist goose will write math homework seriously." When Ruan Xingyuan came to deliver the meal, he heard the teacher say this to Qi Nanhu who was left to rewrite the math homework.

He couldn't help laughing for a moment.

"What are you laughing at?!" The penguin immediately frowned, "I'm not a human being, wouldn't it be normal for you humans to write something?"

"Hahaha, that's fine." Ruan Xingyuan squatted down with a smile, and glanced at the title, "If a penguin walks two meters on the first day in Antarctica, and then walks three meters more every day than the previous day, how many meters will it walk in 30 days?"

"Isn't this a question of the sum of arithmetic progressions?"

Qi Nanhu raised his eyes and looked at him angrily, "He can't walk many meters, this penguin has a problem with his brain. Can't he walk all at once? So what if you walk more?!"

"If you can't finish walking at one time, walk separately, let's just walk and have fun. Sum the first 30 items with the equal difference, and substitute it into the formula for a total of 1365 meters." Ruan Xingyuan opened the mobile browser and handed it to Qi Nanhu.

Displayed on the search bar: How far do emperor penguins walk every day?

The first one below jumps out: the fat emperor penguin, who walks 900 meters every day.

Look, there are also penguins who can't walk.Ruan Xingyuan looked at Qi Nanhu with a smile.

Qi Nanhu: ...

"Is there something wrong with you?!" Penguin roared angrily.

With hard study and training, Qi Nanhu can be fed happily by Ruan Xingyuan every day.

It's his favorite meat.It was a very pleasant day.

Until the shedding cat began to show its slender figure, someone cast a strange look at Qi Nanhu who was standing next to the cat.

Different types of creatures always have various troubles. The troubles of animals are different. Qi Nanhu only thinks that they are all troubled and sick.

Hairless cats are always worried about their hair, half of huskies' troubles are misidentified by others, Teddy is always dismissed as a scumbag, the owner of the hamster's house marked the wallpaper with "no scratching", Qi Nanhu put himself I got fat.

The new instructor looked at his prototype and laughed, "You are so fat."

he died.When the instructor's voice sounded, Qi Nanhu thought.

Another day of flying around.

When we got home, it was still a sumptuous dinner. In the cold world, only the meat dishes of the human brothers could comfort the penguins.

Qi Nanhu stood up contentedly and went to the house.

The door was closed, and he reached out to twist it, but found that he couldn't open it.

What's wrong with this?

"Brother?" Qi Nanhu felt that he should remind his brother that he was still outside.

But saw the door opened a crack.His brother handed him the pillow through the crack of the door and said, "You are no longer big enough for my bed, go sleep by yourself."

The door closed with a bang.

Qi Nanhu was left outside the door.

etc?What did the fat penguin do wrong again? !

You are all bastards!

The author says:

Penguin: Why don't humans appreciate the size I am proud of?

He's a fat penguin!