Let go of that male dog waist
33 male dog waist
Sister Guo is a privileged person at home!A poor man is rich and a daughter is raised. I don’t know if other families will use this sentence to control their children, but the Guo family uses this sentence well!
As a result, Guo Xianchen will reflexively let his sister choose the good things first~ (Guo Gougou: Although Guo sister is married and has children, she will always be a sister! o(≧v≦)o)
Of course, sister Guo will also worry about her younger brother's affairs more than Guo's father and mother. This may also be due to the relatively large age difference between Guo's sister and Guo Xianchen!
The little girl grew up adored by thousands of pets, and after she became sensible, she had a younger brother, and she naturally dragged her younger brother behind her—this is my little follower, oh no, little brother~
Sister Guo is a very precocious girl. She grew up in the hands of her parents and has not raised her crookedly, which proves that Sister Guo is really talented~
Therefore, Guo’s father, Guo’s mother, who doesn’t know how to take care of children at all, saw that the eldest daughter was holding her younger brother and refused to return them, so she happily handed Guo Xianchen to sister Guo~
Anyway, in the previous generation, when there were more children, the older children took care of the younger ones~ (Can a family of two children compare with a family of seven or eight children at that time?)
Well, although the process was quite tortuous, Guo Xianchen is still growing up healthy and happy!It also caused the current situation, if there is something important, tell my sister first!
After all, Sister Guo was the one who signed the report card for her younger brother for many years. When she heard Guo Xianchen said on the phone that she had something to tell her, she asked Guo Xianchen to come over and talk to her face to face!
"Sister, don't beat me up!" Guo Xianchen swallowed and said hello in advance.
Although it's not suitable to talk about sexuality on the phone, let's make an agreement first, you can't beat me up in person~
Sister Guo was overjoyed, the sound of flipping through things on the phone stopped, and Guo Xianchen could imagine his sister being amused by him, putting down the things in her hand and turning around! QQ
"Okay, okay, I promise I won't beat you up! Be good~" Sister Guo suddenly thought of Guo Xianchen's appearance when he made a mistake when he was a child, squatting in the corner with red eyes begging for forgiveness, just like a vicious dog!
←_← You say that every time before you beat me up!Guo Xianchen had a bullet in his mind, and made an appointment with his sister, "Okay, I'll go to your house tomorrow, check on Haohao, and bring the vicious dog back by the way!"
Hao Hao is the child of sister Guo, a four-year-old young lady, and he especially likes uncle Guo Xianchen~
Haohao: Every time I talk to my uncle, I have a common language~o(≧v≦)o
"Okay, you take the vicious dog, you don't look like a dog after staying with the cat master at home every day, last time you tried to climb up the cat climbing frame, Haohao finally moved a bench to help the vicious dog up!" Sister Guo thinks about the vicious dog that her master cat and her younger brother foster here have a big head. The big cat takes the puppy to sleep and climb the cat climbing frame every day. It is like bringing the vicious dog like a cat!
"Uh, okay!" Guo Xianchen twitched his lips. He definitely couldn't keep a vicious dog when he came to school, so the little vicious dog was fostered at Sister Guo's house, and Guo Xianchen would go back to play with the vicious dog when he had time.
But I don’t know if the cat master of my sister’s house just gave birth to a kitten, so I brought the vicious dog as a kitten. Last time, the vicious dog followed the cat master and stuffed itself into an empty flower pot. It’s like losing the dog Face!
……
Sister Guo’s house is a small two-story building with a courtyard, and there is a walkie-talkie at the door. If you don’t have a key, you need someone inside to open the door to get in.
"Haohao? I'm uncle!" Guo Xianchen picked up a bag of things, reached out and pressed the intercom at the gate of the yard.
I don't know what was going on over there, there was a sound of ding ding ding ding ding ding ming mixed with dogs barking, and then the voice of Xiao Zhengtai, "Uncle, uncle, uncle~ Come in~ Mom told me that uncle is coming back today!"
Haohao has already gone to kindergarten, and many children talk with him every day, so the little guy speaks very smoothly now, and he likes to talk a lot~
After entering the door, Guo Xianchen quickly put the bag in his hand, skillfully reached out to catch Hao Hao who was pounced on him, and then the vicious dog followed him to join in the fun and threw him down. palms on the ground.
"Cough...cough, I knew it!" Luckily, he made his own preparations, Guo Xianchen lay down on the doorway and blew his whistle, "Vicious dog, sit down!"
After the vicious dog sat on the side obediently, Guo Xianchen picked up Haohao who was lying on his body, looked helplessly at the smiling little guy, "Why do you always like to pounce on uncle? Are you a vicious dog too?"
Haohao smiled with white teeth on his face, twisted it from Guo Xianchen's hand, squatted beside the cabinet and took out his slippers, "Uncle, shoes!"
My sister and brother-in-law are still at work, and there are only my aunt and Haohao at home. The aunt, who is used to Haohao's uncle attacking activities, brought a glass of water from the kitchen with a smile, "Come on, Xiao Guo, drink some water!"
Haohao hugged Master Cat, followed the vicious dog around Guo Xianchen, and kept asking questions——
"Uncle, why haven't you come to play with Haohao for so long?"
"Uncle, Haohao drew a vicious dog last time, but the teacher said I drew a master cat!"
"Uncle, let me tell you..."
The dizzy Guo Xianchen not only has to deal with Haohao's problems, but also fends off the face-washing attacks of the vicious dog from time to time!
The aunt who stayed in the kitchen saw Guo Xianchen surrounded by groups, and the cat outside the circle tried to jump on Guo Xianchen's head. She couldn't help feeling, "Little Guo is really popular with Haohao and cats and dogs!"
Guo Xianchen: "..." QAQ
Children like adults who patiently play with them, not to mention a vicious dog who licks and licks its owner when it sees its owner!
When Sister Guo came back from get off work at noon, seeing the embarrassed Guo Xianchen carrying Haohao around under the cat climbing frame, she laughed unkindly, "Haohao, do you like uncle?"
"I like it!" Haohao responded loudly with great energy, "Mom, I like uncle, can you let him go to kindergarten with me?" The teacher said that children should learn to share, and he really wanted to be with him. What about other children sharing uncle~
He can also play with him and tease vicious dogs and master cats, uncle is simply awesome~
"You want uncle to accompany you so much?" Sister Guo hung up her handbag and came over after hearing her son's words, "But uncle is too big, your kindergarten chair can't fit him in!"
Haohao looked at his uncle who was several times taller than him, and hesitated, "Can't I give my uncle a big chair?"
"Haohao, uncle is an adult and not a child, so he can't go to kindergarten with you!" Guo Xianchen glanced at his sister who was teasing Haohao, and knelt down to explain to Haohao.
"But..." Haohao pointed at his mother with his little finger, "But my mother often said that Uncle, you are a little bastard, and my father said that a little bastard means a bunny, and the kindergarten let the bunny go to school!"
→_→On how the pit mother god baby is trained!
In the end, Haohao was still dazed by the questions his mother left, and he didn't see his uncle being dragged away by his mother at all!
There is only a dog, a vicious dog, silently imitating the appearance of its owner being dragged away, rubbing it on the floor in a joyous manner~
Master Cat: Meow——(Stupid dog, come and let’s play with furballs!)
Vicious dog: Wang~ (Let's rub on the ground together~)
Therefore, it makes sense for pets to be like owners!
The confession process between Guo Xianchen and his sister is quite different here, the original fierce opposition or unspeakable anger are replaced by strange scrutiny.
"Can I know, who is the person you like? Can you let me see the photo?" Sister Guo narrowed her eyes, and suddenly said this.
"(⊙o⊙)Huh?" Guo Xianchen was stunned for a moment, and showed his sister the secret shot of Qiu Mingyan on his phone, "We are already together~(⊙v⊙)"
Looking at the boy in the photo on the phone with a refreshing demeanor and no coy gestures, Sister Guo secretly breathed a sigh of relief and cleared her throat, "You asked me to think about it, this is a bit too much information!"
"Aww, oh, sister, didn't you say you won't beat me up?" Guo Xianchen's ear was still brutally injured.
Sister Guo smiled innocently, "I didn't hit you, just touch your ears!" Brat, I only told her after my boyfriend was abducted, and I owe repairs! ╭(╯^╰)╮
The author has something to say: Today, my friend asked me, how much did you write in that collection of jokes?
I will (⊙o⊙) Oh?How can there be a collection of jokes?
I only remembered it when I got back to the dormitory, damn it, what my friends are talking about is the waist of a male dog =_=
Simply QAQ
As a result, Guo Xianchen will reflexively let his sister choose the good things first~ (Guo Gougou: Although Guo sister is married and has children, she will always be a sister! o(≧v≦)o)
Of course, sister Guo will also worry about her younger brother's affairs more than Guo's father and mother. This may also be due to the relatively large age difference between Guo's sister and Guo Xianchen!
The little girl grew up adored by thousands of pets, and after she became sensible, she had a younger brother, and she naturally dragged her younger brother behind her—this is my little follower, oh no, little brother~
Sister Guo is a very precocious girl. She grew up in the hands of her parents and has not raised her crookedly, which proves that Sister Guo is really talented~
Therefore, Guo’s father, Guo’s mother, who doesn’t know how to take care of children at all, saw that the eldest daughter was holding her younger brother and refused to return them, so she happily handed Guo Xianchen to sister Guo~
Anyway, in the previous generation, when there were more children, the older children took care of the younger ones~ (Can a family of two children compare with a family of seven or eight children at that time?)
Well, although the process was quite tortuous, Guo Xianchen is still growing up healthy and happy!It also caused the current situation, if there is something important, tell my sister first!
After all, Sister Guo was the one who signed the report card for her younger brother for many years. When she heard Guo Xianchen said on the phone that she had something to tell her, she asked Guo Xianchen to come over and talk to her face to face!
"Sister, don't beat me up!" Guo Xianchen swallowed and said hello in advance.
Although it's not suitable to talk about sexuality on the phone, let's make an agreement first, you can't beat me up in person~
Sister Guo was overjoyed, the sound of flipping through things on the phone stopped, and Guo Xianchen could imagine his sister being amused by him, putting down the things in her hand and turning around! QQ
"Okay, okay, I promise I won't beat you up! Be good~" Sister Guo suddenly thought of Guo Xianchen's appearance when he made a mistake when he was a child, squatting in the corner with red eyes begging for forgiveness, just like a vicious dog!
←_← You say that every time before you beat me up!Guo Xianchen had a bullet in his mind, and made an appointment with his sister, "Okay, I'll go to your house tomorrow, check on Haohao, and bring the vicious dog back by the way!"
Hao Hao is the child of sister Guo, a four-year-old young lady, and he especially likes uncle Guo Xianchen~
Haohao: Every time I talk to my uncle, I have a common language~o(≧v≦)o
"Okay, you take the vicious dog, you don't look like a dog after staying with the cat master at home every day, last time you tried to climb up the cat climbing frame, Haohao finally moved a bench to help the vicious dog up!" Sister Guo thinks about the vicious dog that her master cat and her younger brother foster here have a big head. The big cat takes the puppy to sleep and climb the cat climbing frame every day. It is like bringing the vicious dog like a cat!
"Uh, okay!" Guo Xianchen twitched his lips. He definitely couldn't keep a vicious dog when he came to school, so the little vicious dog was fostered at Sister Guo's house, and Guo Xianchen would go back to play with the vicious dog when he had time.
But I don’t know if the cat master of my sister’s house just gave birth to a kitten, so I brought the vicious dog as a kitten. Last time, the vicious dog followed the cat master and stuffed itself into an empty flower pot. It’s like losing the dog Face!
……
Sister Guo’s house is a small two-story building with a courtyard, and there is a walkie-talkie at the door. If you don’t have a key, you need someone inside to open the door to get in.
"Haohao? I'm uncle!" Guo Xianchen picked up a bag of things, reached out and pressed the intercom at the gate of the yard.
I don't know what was going on over there, there was a sound of ding ding ding ding ding ding ming mixed with dogs barking, and then the voice of Xiao Zhengtai, "Uncle, uncle, uncle~ Come in~ Mom told me that uncle is coming back today!"
Haohao has already gone to kindergarten, and many children talk with him every day, so the little guy speaks very smoothly now, and he likes to talk a lot~
After entering the door, Guo Xianchen quickly put the bag in his hand, skillfully reached out to catch Hao Hao who was pounced on him, and then the vicious dog followed him to join in the fun and threw him down. palms on the ground.
"Cough...cough, I knew it!" Luckily, he made his own preparations, Guo Xianchen lay down on the doorway and blew his whistle, "Vicious dog, sit down!"
After the vicious dog sat on the side obediently, Guo Xianchen picked up Haohao who was lying on his body, looked helplessly at the smiling little guy, "Why do you always like to pounce on uncle? Are you a vicious dog too?"
Haohao smiled with white teeth on his face, twisted it from Guo Xianchen's hand, squatted beside the cabinet and took out his slippers, "Uncle, shoes!"
My sister and brother-in-law are still at work, and there are only my aunt and Haohao at home. The aunt, who is used to Haohao's uncle attacking activities, brought a glass of water from the kitchen with a smile, "Come on, Xiao Guo, drink some water!"
Haohao hugged Master Cat, followed the vicious dog around Guo Xianchen, and kept asking questions——
"Uncle, why haven't you come to play with Haohao for so long?"
"Uncle, Haohao drew a vicious dog last time, but the teacher said I drew a master cat!"
"Uncle, let me tell you..."
The dizzy Guo Xianchen not only has to deal with Haohao's problems, but also fends off the face-washing attacks of the vicious dog from time to time!
The aunt who stayed in the kitchen saw Guo Xianchen surrounded by groups, and the cat outside the circle tried to jump on Guo Xianchen's head. She couldn't help feeling, "Little Guo is really popular with Haohao and cats and dogs!"
Guo Xianchen: "..." QAQ
Children like adults who patiently play with them, not to mention a vicious dog who licks and licks its owner when it sees its owner!
When Sister Guo came back from get off work at noon, seeing the embarrassed Guo Xianchen carrying Haohao around under the cat climbing frame, she laughed unkindly, "Haohao, do you like uncle?"
"I like it!" Haohao responded loudly with great energy, "Mom, I like uncle, can you let him go to kindergarten with me?" The teacher said that children should learn to share, and he really wanted to be with him. What about other children sharing uncle~
He can also play with him and tease vicious dogs and master cats, uncle is simply awesome~
"You want uncle to accompany you so much?" Sister Guo hung up her handbag and came over after hearing her son's words, "But uncle is too big, your kindergarten chair can't fit him in!"
Haohao looked at his uncle who was several times taller than him, and hesitated, "Can't I give my uncle a big chair?"
"Haohao, uncle is an adult and not a child, so he can't go to kindergarten with you!" Guo Xianchen glanced at his sister who was teasing Haohao, and knelt down to explain to Haohao.
"But..." Haohao pointed at his mother with his little finger, "But my mother often said that Uncle, you are a little bastard, and my father said that a little bastard means a bunny, and the kindergarten let the bunny go to school!"
→_→On how the pit mother god baby is trained!
In the end, Haohao was still dazed by the questions his mother left, and he didn't see his uncle being dragged away by his mother at all!
There is only a dog, a vicious dog, silently imitating the appearance of its owner being dragged away, rubbing it on the floor in a joyous manner~
Master Cat: Meow——(Stupid dog, come and let’s play with furballs!)
Vicious dog: Wang~ (Let's rub on the ground together~)
Therefore, it makes sense for pets to be like owners!
The confession process between Guo Xianchen and his sister is quite different here, the original fierce opposition or unspeakable anger are replaced by strange scrutiny.
"Can I know, who is the person you like? Can you let me see the photo?" Sister Guo narrowed her eyes, and suddenly said this.
"(⊙o⊙)Huh?" Guo Xianchen was stunned for a moment, and showed his sister the secret shot of Qiu Mingyan on his phone, "We are already together~(⊙v⊙)"
Looking at the boy in the photo on the phone with a refreshing demeanor and no coy gestures, Sister Guo secretly breathed a sigh of relief and cleared her throat, "You asked me to think about it, this is a bit too much information!"
"Aww, oh, sister, didn't you say you won't beat me up?" Guo Xianchen's ear was still brutally injured.
Sister Guo smiled innocently, "I didn't hit you, just touch your ears!" Brat, I only told her after my boyfriend was abducted, and I owe repairs! ╭(╯^╰)╮
The author has something to say: Today, my friend asked me, how much did you write in that collection of jokes?
I will (⊙o⊙) Oh?How can there be a collection of jokes?
I only remembered it when I got back to the dormitory, damn it, what my friends are talking about is the waist of a male dog =_=
Simply QAQ
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