Candy perspective

My name is Xiao Meng, and I am an assistant to a star. The story begins a year ago.My boss is named Pi Duo, a well-known original singer, and a high-quality artist without any bad habits (blowing my Duo Duo~).

Duo Duo is the type who can rely on her appearance to make a living but relies on her talent.He is 1.8 meters tall, with broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs. He has slender eyebrows and almond eyes, sharp and handsome. He is simply a killer weapon for a walking girl.But Dodo doesn't like to show his face very much. In the first three years of his debut, only songs were released. It was not until last year that the song "Under the Ice" won the grand prize that he had no choice but to hold a concert at the company's request.

Oh, and reality TV.With her inviolable aura and outrageous language art, Dodo has become a black hole that can definitely be recorded in the history of reality shows.Set the kitchen on fire, and made the film king cry... The audience saw it and gave him the nickname "Pi Dodang".

It roughly means that it is unlucky to catch anyone, and when you see it, just three words "hide quickly".

All the cast members have learned their lesson and kept a polite social distance from Dodo, except for the two-brained movie star Mei Lian who insisted on riding with Dodo, causing the two of them to roll down the hillside.

Nothing happened to Mei Lian, she kept crying.Our Duoduo twisted his ankle, so he can only recuperate at home.

However, I think Dodo is very happy.

The otaku Duoduo had been having fun at home for two days, and suddenly his face became elongated. I asked him, and he said it was because he was preparing a new song.At that time, I was pulling out the lunch box from my bag. He glanced at it and frowned.

I said: "Brother Duo, don't spoil your stomach again, eat quickly, it's newly prepared by the nutritionist."

Duoduo had no choice but to pick a root vegetable and chew it, then he said: "These things don't look appetizing, go downstairs and buy two buns for me."

He has an old stomach problem, and he always likes to eat foods with high oil content, which is very unhealthy.I quickly stopped: "No, the buns are too oily, and you won't feel comfortable eating them in the morning."

"Then buy two plain ones."

I have no choice but to respond.

I went downstairs and found that the original breakfast shop had changed the front door of "Ai Ai Baozi Shop", which looked quite clean.When I entered the door, I found that the boss was paying attention to hygiene, wearing a mask tightly, and I was a little more satisfied.

"Boss, what kind of stuffed buns do you have?"

As soon as the boss stood up, he was a head taller than me, at least 1.8 meters five, and his eyes were bent into crescents, which was very cute. "Today, there is only shredded lettuce stuffing."

Shredded lettuce?What kind of strange stuffing is this?Fortunately, Dodo likes lettuce, so I said, "Okay, here are five."

The boss packed it for me. His hands are beautiful with well-defined joints.He handed over the paper bag without sealing his mouth, and I couldn't help but say:

"Boss, you are not very good at packing."

The boss smiled while nodding, "I have to practice, but I can guarantee the taste of the buns."

Then he gave me two pieces of mung bean cake, "Two pieces of this for you."

I glanced at the price list, vegetarian stuffed buns cost one yuan and five yuan, mung bean cakes cost three yuan and one yuan, this business is...

"The opening bonus." The boss said with a smile.

Dodo really likes this steamed stuffed bun. After taking a bite, the corner of her mouth twitched, and her mood index soared to three stars.He asked me, "Where did you buy it?"

"The newly opened bun shop downstairs," I said, "what's it called 'Ai'ai'."

As soon as the words fell, I found that Dodo's mood index had reached four stars.

"Well, not bad," Dodo said, "I can always buy from his house in the future."

When I remembered, I took out a box of snacks from my pocket, "The boss also gave me a box of mung bean cakes!"

Mung bean cake is packaged in a small paper box with the words "Everyone has his own love" written on it.

Then I saw Dodo's mood index plummeted, plummeting to one and a half stars.

"Damn it," said Dodo, "you dare to call me a bastard!"

He leaned back and didn't eat the remaining bun. I tasted it and it tasted very good.

After eating, Duoduo fiddled with her mobile phone a few times, then went back to the house to write the score.About 3 minutes later, my right buttock began to vibrate. I looked around and sneaked in.

An interest group, the kind that knocks cp (you know).Before Dodo twisted her ankle by Mei Lian, I secretly knocked on them.

What is it called, "Skinless but shameless".

But after Dodo was injured, I had a deep resentment towards Mei Lian, and my activity level plummeted, but I was still concerned (I'm not doing it for sugar, I'm just very professional, and I'm afraid of unexpected situations with artists).

A sister from a large grain producer in the group was howling.

"Leatherface is real: Sisters! Dodo is secretly poking and professing her face again ~ go and see him wb, OMG!"

"Civil Affairs Bureau with long legs: Puchi! I laughed out of the B-BOX directly, Duo Duo's awkward attack character design is too fragrant, it's hard to say I love you"

I clicked into Duo Duo's Weibo, oh, there is no matching words, only pictures - a bastard.

This starts with the "Skinless and Shameless" cp Jianguo. At that time, it was the first episode of the reality show, and the theme was "Little Bee Stealing Honey". In fact, everyone took honey together.Duo Duo was dressed very low-key, and Mei Lian didn't know what to think, but actually wore a shiny fluorescent color scheme. She was chased and intercepted by bees along the way, and the loud roar was more than a bend in the mountain road.

The other guests all looked worried, but Duoduo, who had never learned expression management, laughed out loud while helping him chase away bees.

Mei Lian stared at Dodo with his characteristic pitiful eyes, and said in a very resentful tone, "Hmph!"

Dodo tried her best to hold the corner of her mouth, while muttering, "Meilian, you really graduated like a bastard."

"what?"

"Hold (turtle) can't stop laughing (school)."

Dodo's expression at that time was like this: (?°???°)

Mei Lian's expression is like this: ?-?

From then on, cp fans had their first password: bastard (or turtle).

The next day, I went to the bun shop to buy buns again. The boss changed into a pink mask today, and used a small clip to catch the flying little hairs on the top of his head, but his long eyelashes flew higher than the hairs. I Intuitively he looks pretty good.

The boss said that today's steamed stuffed bun has a little wormwood rubbed in it, which will have a special fragrance.I'm his first repeat customer, so he sent me another bowl of bone soup.

Because there is an injury in the family, I am naturally happy to hear it.

My boss and I added WeChat so that we can contact him to buy breakfast in the future. He said his name is Ai Linpeng. He just graduated from university and is now starting his own business. He thinks that doing things down-to-earth is the most important thing. .

He is really a positive, good guy who is not afraid of hardships or tiredness.

When I went home and told Dodo, he suddenly snorted, as if disdainful.

"Brother Duo, this world is positive and bright, you have to go up!" I said.

He said, "Oh."

Dodo’s childhood experience was very bad. When he first debuted, we have been treating his depression tendency. After a long period of recuperation, he slowly opened himself up.

Although he doesn't care much about this kind of story about loving life, he can actually listen to it, which is why I take the trouble to tell it time and time again.

Dodo told me not to quarrel, he wanted to conceive, but he fell asleep on the table after writing for a while.

I found a stick figured bun under the paper he was sleeping on.

Today's weather is overcast, and Dodo's mood plummeted to one star. There are two reasons: his favorite bun shop is closed today, and the new episode of the reality show begins to be recorded. The program team invites Dodo's favorite composition teacher as a guest and regular Let's plant rice seedlings together.

Of course Dodo is not interested in rice transplanting, he is interested in the composition teacher!

His ears were drooping, and he had been emo all day. I ordered him the most expensive and freshest black truffle grain-fed Wagyu soup buns in the city, and he had no appetite.

The reality show aired a week later, and the guests were really happy.The composition teacher not only talked a lot about his past experience, but also gave everyone a small lesson, which seemed to be very rewarding.

I was watching the new episode at home, and my eyebrows were flying with anger.This goddamn Mei Lian made Duo Duo crippled so that she couldn't see her idol, yet she was tied up with a new female guest in the reality show and fired for CP. It's too much!

Then I received a call from Dodo. He drank and talked to me with his tongue out. I felt that his mood index dropped to half a star.

Warning value!

I said: "Brother Duo, how are you? Why are you drinking? You wait. I'll come to your house right away."

Duo Duo got drunk and said a lot of dirty words.I was driving out with my mobile phone in my hand, and at the time I was going out, I was terribly trafficked.

Then the phone rang again, it was Ai Linpeng.

"Brother Meng," Xiao Ai said, "I made steamed stuffed buns with shrimp paste today, would you like some?"

"Xiao Ai, are you in the store now?"

"That's right," Xiaoai said, his voice sounding familiar to me.

The long queue in front of me is really scary. I'm afraid that Duoduo will feel uncomfortable if she drinks too much.I asked him: "Xiao Ai, I have a friend who is drunk and is in your community. Is it convenient for you to deliver some sober medicine for brother? Brother transfer the money to you?"

"Okay, no problem," Xiao Ai said, "Brother, which household is your friend in?"

Of course I couldn't let him see Dodo, I just said that he left it at the door and someone would come to pick it up. Then I called Dodo and asked him to pick it up at the door.Dodo was not yet drunk, so she said hello and then hung up.

In the end, there was still an accident.

It was already an hour later when I arrived at Dodo's house.It was dark in the corridor and there was no medicine at the door, so I felt relieved.After unlocking it, I realized something was wrong.

Clothes, clothes all over the floor, from the door to the closed bedroom door.

The battle situation can be described as tragic. Many clothes were dead and the buttons were broken everywhere.I didn't care about the clothes that cost thousands of dollars, and hurried to the bedroom. As soon as I got close, I took a step back in fright, and quickly covered my pure virgin ears.

"Touch!" This is the sound of the bed board.

"Squeak~" This is the sound of the legs of the bed.

"Crack!" It was a continuous indescribable sound.

"Ha~" This is my brother's voice.

"Woo woo woo... blah blah..." This was Xiao Ai's voice.

Wait, Xiao Ai's voice?

I was so frightened that my hairs stood on end, what should I do, what should I do, we Duo Duo won't get drunk and throw a beast into Xiao Ai, right? !

I can't be ashamed anymore!My passion for work and my professional brain have armed me as a virgin!I kicked the door open with a gesture of anti-pornography and illegal activities, and shouted: "Don't move!"

Sure enough, there were two people on the bed. I told them not to move, but they really didn't move.

then……

"Hmm~"

This is my brother's voice.

They ignored me and they started moving again.

Dodo seemed to have realized it, and shouted, "If you don't want to pack up and leave, get out!"

As a gold medal assistant who is responsible for the boss and eliminates the risks of artists no matter when and where!I……

I'm gone.

After all, people need food.

I walked from east to west at the door, from south to north, I guess I would be stunned by ants passing by.What to do, what to do, is our Brother Duo going to be investigated by the public security organs for the crime of compulsory obscenity?

But... not right.

Looking at these clothes, the torn ones are all my brother's... It's self-evident who is more urgent.

Fuck Xiaoai!I treat you like a brother, but you actually slept on my boss's bed!Ruined my career!Also let my "skinless" BE (no, no, cp is not important)!See if I don't kill you!

Then the door opened.

Ai Linpeng put on his small mask again (maybe he was afraid that I would retaliate against him, but he is more defensive than a star), he reluctantly slapped my brother Duo through the mask, and ran away wearing only a pair of pants.

I hurried to catch him with all my might!The two of us ran wildly chasing each other in the community!

Passers-by all looked sideways, seeing that I was chasing a man who was shirtless in the cold weather and had a lot of scratches on his back!

I feel that they have made up a variety of plots in their brains. The green hat on my head is more than Yiwu's annual production. The key is that he is wearing a mask, and I am not wearing it!

Help... I can't get along in this neighborhood anymore.

Ai Linpeng ran too fast, I still didn't catch him, so I had to go back to Dodo's house.After getting dressed, Duo Duo smoked cigarettes one by one, with a look of "no more, really no more".

My heart: [email protected]#?...

Dodo stood up, his feet were almost healed, and the moment he stood up, there was a crisp clicking sound from his waist, and then I remembered that Xiao Ai was on him just now.

My expression: (●'Д'●)

Fuck you Ai Linpeng!You big pervert, big cannibal goblin!My brother is injured and drunk, and you still want to eat navel oranges.

Really...

It's disgusting, very annoying! (￣＾￣)

Dodo: "I didn't want to hide it from you, but the company has regulations. If this matter is exposed, it will have an impact on both of our careers."

Influence?I can understand the impact on Duoduo's career, but what impact will it have on Baozipu?Now the employees of the Baozi shop have to learn from Daejang Imari Di Shougongsa?

But soon I found out what he meant.Duoduo recovered, we went back to shoot variety shows, met Mei Lian at the airport, whose eyes were smiling into two flowers, and then I stared at his masked face for a while.

Damn!Isn't this Ai Linpeng?

My work ethic (definitely not sugar-crazed) was on fire, and we faced each other in the VIP lounge.Here I can describe Mei Lian's appearance. He has big eyes, deep pear dimples, and small canine teeth. He is a cute (only a little bit) handsome dog guy.

I slapped the table: "Be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting!"

Mei Lian winked at me: "Hi Xiaomeng, I'm Dodo's (interrupted several times) boyfriend!"

I was angry: "Then what happened to Ai Linpeng?"

Mei Lian grinned: "The abbreviation is ALP, which means loving the old..."

Before he finished speaking, Dodo slapped him on the thigh.

Mei Lian almost flicked her tongue, "I love Lao Pi! Lao Pi! Hahahaha..."

My belly slander: It seems to be back to the scene where my parents show their affection... Your nicknames are really unique...

"You're so creative," I said.

Mei Lian thought I was praising him: "What's more~ The buns I made are stuffed with lettuce on the first day, wormwood on the second day, and shrimp paste on the third day..."

Dodo almost slapped him unconscious.

Me: "If you didn't think of shrimp paste, would you pack the paste in?"

Mei Lian: "No, mud is not good for the stomach, Duo Duo's stomach will be uncomfortable."

Seeing his serious answer, I felt for the first time that it was a mistake to say "skinless and shameless", so I sent a signal to Dodo with my eyes: Your other half, I'm afraid your brain is not very good.

Dodo: Make do with it.

10

They planned to wait until the end of the year for Duo Duo's concert to make it public, so they started an underground relationship for a period of time, using me as a bridge.

On the first day, Mei Lian handed me a steamed stuffed bun, and a post-it note was stuck on the lunch box:

LP, eat with a little heart.

Then Duo Duo ate a small origami love heart inside, which was full of oily flowers.

The next day, it was another steamed stuffed bun and a post-it note:

LP, very "fragrant you" to taste.

Inside was actually a one-inch autographed photo with the words "Missing you, Missing you".

Later, Dodo ate love letters, diamond rings, bank cards and even account books in it.

Stop it, stop it, my brother Duo will definitely go to the hospital because of something stuck in his throat.

11

The reality show finally came to an end, and the dog lovers (yes, they are dog lovers, occasionally sending out sugar is a sweet CP, jumping on the sugar mountain is the urgent syrup with a throat) said that they want to go on vacation together.I packed the luggage for Duo Duo like a cow.

Then I found a bunch of unbuttoned clothes, and I thought something was wrong.Relying on Mei Lian's shameless skills, our brother Duo will definitely be tortured to the bone this month.

Then I went to the pharmacy.

I bid farewell to Dodo at the airport (some people said I was unilateral), I took out the magic weapon—actually it was a kidney protection tablet, I saw Duo’s face turned black, and I patted him earnestly shoulder: "Brother Duo, if you don't pay attention when you are young, you will suffer when you are old."

As a result, Mei Lian took it over and ate it on the spot, and said while eating, "Meng Meng, you are so caring!"

I:?

Sorry, I forgot that the label on the back of the medicine needs to be kept out of the reach of children. (?_?;

I said earnestly: "You don't need face."

Mei Lian: "Ah? What can't be used?" (?▽｀)

Later, he seemed to suddenly realize that he went to boo my brother Duo, and said stickily, "Baby... do you think I need it?"

Dodo's expression: (*?-?*)

My expression: ... (I can't describe it, you can think for yourself)

12

At the concert at the end of the year, they made it public. Mei Lian proposed to him in a high-profile manner at Duo Duo's concert. It was the only time that CP fans turned over to be the host. The interest group was so lively that it was like Chinese New Year.

Some people say that they are in love because of drama, some say they are hype, some say they just like each other's face and just found a random partner in the crowd.

But I know their stories.

Pi Duo lost his father when he was young, and his mother took him to remarry. He was almost raped by his scumbag stepfather.As an adult, the shadow of his childhood tormented him and caused him several mental breakdowns.

In the sanatorium in the mountains, he met Mei Lian who came to be a volunteer.Mei Lian is warm-hearted and kind, warm and inspiring him like the sun.

He cooks him breakfast every day and takes care of his stomach.He told him stories every night to make him fall asleep peacefully.He took him to feel, gave him love, and healed his scars little by little.

Only later did I know for whom Pi Duo's "Under the Ice" was written.Mei Lian used his own body temperature to melt the ice and saved him from freezing.

These need not be known by the world.

13

In the past year, I rushed to the front line of sugar eating and witnessed the beautiful love of a pair of CPs.I also changed my mind about the idiot Mei Lian, citing a famous quote from McDull: He is not stupid, he is kind.

Of course, it would be nice if he was kinder (so angry that he broke his pen), until I saw Duo sitting on Mei Lian's lap and letting him rub his waist, I had to believe that my CP was actually reversed!

Reversed! ! !

It's not "skinless and shameless", now they have danced "skinless and shameless"!

This fall, Duo Ge's new album will be released. The original name is "Baozi Story". The company's senior management firmly disagrees, because this name is too inconsistent with Duo Ge's high-end positioning.

As expected of Brother Duo, he changed his name with a swipe of a pen:

The Carb Accident.

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