[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

I saw Brother Monkey again after 200 years, and I found that he was more tolerant of loneliness than before. How much he liked a lively monkey in the past.It was so distressing, I frantically fed him and picked all the fresh fruits from the mountains.Brother Hou doesn't think it's too bitter, but being trapped at the bottom of the mountain is too boring, and he can't even turn over. Now that I'm back, he is much happier.

After feeding Brother Monkey, I listened to his words and ran to Huaguo Mountain to take care of him.Not to mention that 200 years have passed, Huaguoshan is still as lively as ever. The elder monkeys manage the place in an orderly manner, and they are not desolate because of my relationship with brother monkey. Seeing that I am back, the monkey grandchildren coaxed away superior.They asked Brother Monkey where he went and why he hadn't seen him for a long time.

I said that Brother Hou has gone to practice, and he will come back after a while.

In this way, I started the days of going back and forth between Huaguo Mountain and Marble Mountain.Brother Hou saw me flying around to accompany him every day, and seemed a little bit unbearable.

He said: "Ugly girl, don't stay here, go wherever you want."

I peeled the banana and said with a look of horror: "You drive me away!"

Brother Hou was taken aback, and quickly denied it: "I didn't!"

Me: "Then let me go! Where do you let me go!"

Monkey Brother: "Don't you like that lotus root boy? Go find him, didn't you say that you can give birth to little lotus roots in 200 years!"

The slap in the face came 200 years late, and I pursed my mouth and said, "Miscalculation, it's too difficult to tease, you know. In 200 years, I haven't even touched his little finger! Forget it, forget it!"

Brother Monkey: "Spicy chicken!"

Me: "...Hmph, eat your banana!"

Brother Hou was stuffed with a banana by me, chewed and swallowed it twice, and gossiped: "Then what have you been doing for the past 200 years?"

I was very serious: "I started a platonic love with Nezha."

Brother Monkey: "I don't understand, I don't understand! Speak human language!"

Me: "Just chatting."

Brother Monkey: "No prospect."

Me: "Hello!"

Brother Monkey: "If it were me, I would have already won it!"

I was afraid: "It's dating and not fighting! Really, what are you going to win!"

The inexplicably well-proportioned monkey brother said that he has nothing to hold on to, hey, you have to piss off, be careful to be slapped by Tathagata again!

I just stayed with Brother Monkey like this, and never went to the Heavenly Court again, and I have never seen other gods except the land.Although I would occasionally talk about Nezha with Brother Hou, but I never took any action to do anything. In the past 200 years, nothing has been caught near the water, let alone the sky and the earth now.Have a good time, and give a gift as a souvenir.

In the blink of an eye, the 250th year came, and on this day, Honghaier was born.

Ten miles and eight mountains, even some capable monsters have heard about it, and the Bull Demon King's house hosted a banquet. Is this probably the legendary full moon wine?I sat next to Brother Hou and told him the happy event, and Brother Monkey asked me to bring some gifts.

Although the relationship between Bull Demon King and Iron Fan is not bad with me, I still have a little lump in my heart.In the 250 years since Brother Hou was suppressed, they really haven't come to visit, at least they have been called to.

I pouted: "You have been suppressed here for so many years, and Big Brother Niu didn't even come to see him. His son was born at the full moon, so we don't care."

Brother Hou was much more aggressive than me, and he bared his teeth and said, "Don't be small-nose and small-eyed, go quickly."

Me: "...then what are you giving me?"

Brother Monkey: "Uh, what treasures do you have at home?"

I opened my mouth and read a bunch of clothing, food, drink, and clothing, but the Bull Demon King doesn't care about these, and Brother Hou also thinks that these are unreasonable.

I had an idea, and said with a smile: "Why don't you give away your Ruyi Golden Cudgel?"

Brother Hou glared at me: "Why don't you give away Nezha's Huntian Ling?"

I was shy: "Ouch~ It's not my Nezha. And I haven't seen him for 50 years, I'm about to let go!"

Monkey Brother: "Don't disgust me, are you letting go?"

I put my hips on my hips: "I said yes! It's hard to find a little brother with three heads and six arms, but it's hard to find a brother with two arms! There are a lot of good men waiting for me!"

Brother Monkey: "Yes, yes, don't talk too far away. Then you can go to the elder brother's house to say goodbye, and say that my grandson promised this newborn kid one thing, and it is considered a congratulatory gift!"

Me: "...No, no, no, this is not appropriate! Brother Monkey!"

What if the red boy wants to eat Tang Seng in the future!That's a real brat, with a fire-breathing one, scarier than Godzilla.

Brother Monkey: "Where is it inappropriate?"

Me: "Well, you are still here. I just said, I promise this kid one thing. I can't do it, so you just need to help."

Brother Monkey thought about it and agreed.

I ran to the Bull Demon King's house to congratulate him. When I saw me, the couple were still very welcoming. They also asked me about Brother Hou's recent situation, and I responded nicely.In the bustling mansion, I walked and ate a plate of preserved fruit. There were many kinds of congratulations, and there were ghosts and ghosts everywhere, which looked a little hot on the eyes.The little baby of the full moon was held in the arms of the iron fan sister-in-law, carved in pink and jade, very cute.I took the opportunity to pinch my paws, it felt very good, and there was a milky smell on my body.

I asked, "Sister-in-law, do you have a name?"

Iron Fan: "Never."

Bull Demon King: "It's better to get one from Xinyu!"

Thinking of being amused, I said, "Since this child was born in the 250th year when I went to heaven and made a mistake, let's call it Niu Erbaiwu."

Bull Demon King: "...you go out."

Iron Fan: "Pi, are you happy now?"

Me: "I was wrong, I was wrong!"

In the end, the bear boy was named Hong Haier, without any suspense.If he really called Niu Erbaiwu, this melon boy might hunt and kill me for generations to come.

I told Brother Hou about the situation at Honghaier's house. He was a little itchy.Don't worry, Brother Monkey, there will be Tang Seng coming to torture you.

It used to be a life of two points and one line between Huaguo Mountain and Wuxing Mountain, but now there is an extra transfer station, which is the home of the Bull Demon King.I don't know how it developed like this. Although they had a baby, the couple still went out frequently, so they left the baby to me.I look like a half cow nanny!Why don't the maids wait on the children of Mao's family, but me!

Well, just treat me as good-looking.

I can do everything while holding the baby except not being able to breastfeed him.Originally, I knew nothing at first, and it was also the first time to feed my child. I often forgot to feed, and I didn’t notice it when it was cold or hot.It's also fortunate that the iron-clad muscles of Red Boy would have been crippled by me for a human baby.

Gradually, I became proficient.

Looking at the red baby in the swaddle, I looked up at the sky speechlessly, as soon as I put him down, he would cry and insisted on hugging and coddling him.At first, I conjured several selves by magic, one ran to Huaguo Mountain, and the other went to chat with Brother Monkey.But the more trivial things are taken care of by those servants, and I concentrate on taking care of the children.

Brother Hou told me to stop messing around, or just throw the child back, so as not to be so troublesome.I agreed at first, but I didn't give up for a while because of my face control and motherly love.

This day, I brought Honghaier to Brother Hou and asked him to see my nephew too.Although this nephew may want to eat his master in the future...

"Naked milk doll, why doesn't he look like a big brother at all!"

After being complained by Brother Hou, I realized that, yes, the red boy is not like a cowboy, but a human baby.If it weren't for those stern eyes that looked like a bull devil, one would have suspected it was a human cub.

The red boy who was scratching in my arms saw Brother Hou for the first time, it was very fresh, and he grabbed his ear.Brother Hou yelled, and I hurriedly hugged him away: "Be good, you can't do this to uncle!"

Red Boy laughed mischievously, clapped his hands, then pulled my hair and put it in his mouth, the drooling was called joy.

I decided to sew a baby belt for Honghai so that it can be hung on the body, which is much more convenient.From then on, I was like a kangaroo, carrying Red Boy with me wherever I went.At first, when I took him to Huaguo Mountain, the monkeys thought it was my son, so there was a big misunderstanding.After I explained it a bit, they thought it was the illegitimate son of Brother Hou who was outside. Let me tell you how you understand it!

I don't know how many times in spring and autumn, Hong Hai'er only looks like a one-year-old human baby, but he can finally speak.And the parents who were away from home all the year round often came back. Iron Fan took the children by himself, and I was liberated.

The red boy was carried by the iron fan to Huaguo Mountain to look for me. It was the first time I heard the red boy call me.

"New Jade!"

The little milk voice happily called out my name, and suddenly I was a little moved, but I squeezed his soft face: "Call me aunt!"

After being rubbed by me for a long time, the red-faced red boy still yelled stubbornly: "Xinyu!"

I looked at Iron Fan coquettishly: "Sister-in-law, take care of your son!"

Iron Fan pursed his lips and smiled: "It's more kind to call you by name, don't worry about these little things."

Honghai'er giggled, "Xinyu! Don't call me Gugu."

Iron Fan: "You really are my mother's sweet baby!"

No, you'll spoil him like a brat!I seem to have seen the picture of the future red boy and monkey brother fighting.Forget it, if parents don't discipline them well, if they are out of society, they will be disciplined by themselves, so I can't surpass my sister-in-law to discipline her children.Brother Hou and Guanyin are waiting in line to teach him a lesson...

The Bull Demon King's family has been happy for many years, and since I no longer have to look after the red boy for the couple, the number of times I visit has been greatly reduced.It's just that later I heard other monsters say that the Bull Demon King didn't come home often, and went outside from time to time. He used to take the iron fan with him, but now he leaves the iron fan and the child behind.

Thinking about it with my toes, I felt that the jade-faced fox had come out.

Brother Hou and I complained that the bull demon king is playful, and his wife and children are so good, but he still wants to play tricks outside.

Brother Monkey: "Brother is still very good to his sister-in-law."

Me: "Be nice to her, it's not the same as looking for a mistress with all your heart! Anyway, the red flag at home is not down, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside! I can't accept three wives and four concubines!"

Brother Monkey: "If you don't accept it, then don't accept it. Let me tell you where you got so many adjectives."

Me: "I can't sit still, I decided to ask my sister-in-law!"

Brother Monkey: "Ugly girl!"

Me: "What are you doing!"

Monkey Brother: "Even if it's Big Brother's fault, don't do it."

Me: "Hmph, you feel sorry for my brother!"

Brother Monkey: "No, I don't think you are the big brother's opponent, I'm afraid you will be disabled."

I:"……"

I really can't talk anymore!

I turned over the mansion of the Bull Demon King with somersault clouds, but the cow didn't see it, and the place that was always lively in the past was also deserted.Suddenly, I heard crying, like a maid crying.I ran in and saw that little girl was crying on the edge of the bed, and the other servants were also full of sorrow.When they saw me coming, it was like seeing a savior.

"It's Miss Xinyu!"

"What's the matter? Where's the sister-in-law and Big Brother Niu? Wait a minute, where's the red boy!" If I remember correctly, this child has already looked like a three-year-old human after all these years!It can crawl and run, and its spells are refined, and it seems to be very skinny.

The little maid hugged my thigh and cried, saying that the Bull Demon King hadn't come back for a month, that Iron Fan went out to look for him yesterday, and that Red Boy disappeared this morning.

Well, it seems that I came here at the wrong time, and I have to help find Gua Wazi!

The author has something to say: Your bear boy, Red Boy, has arrived, please sign for it~

I used to really not be able to tell the difference between Honghaier and Nezha_(:з」∠)_