[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

For the next 200 years, I have been running between Wuxing Mountain and Huaguo Mountain, until one night in the 500th year, Guanyin Bodhisattva came to chat with Brother Hou.It is said that after a while, someone destined to rescue him from the mountain will appear.At that time, I will follow the predestined person to go to the west to obtain the scriptures, and I will go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.

Don't say 81 is difficult, Brother Huohaihou is willing to go up the knife mountain and down the fire sea monkey, as long as he can get out of this mountain.Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled lazily, waved his fat hand and left without finishing his words.But from then on, Brother Hou began to look forward to the stars and the moon in the little fairy mode, staring outside with twinkling eyes, and asked me eighty times a day, did I see any destined people passing by here.

Monkey brother, let me tell you, you will scare Tang Seng if you take the initiative.Moreover, Journey to the West is unreliable no matter how you look at it, and it cannot be speculated with common sense. What if Tang Seng is a girl!In this way, I expanded the scope of my search, and all men, women and children within a radius of five hundred miles of the Five Elements Mountain were all regarded as adulterous by me.

Some monks and nuns were even caught by me to test in front of Brother Hou, but none of them...

Brother Hou is looking forward to—disappointment—expectation every day, and this pattern circulates.I really couldn't bear it. It stands to reason that Tang Seng should come out after 500 years.I couldn't bear to watch Brother Hou looking forward to being lost all day long, so I said I would look further away, and Brother Hou told me to go and come back quickly.

It was a fine day with clear clouds and light wind. I lay on somersault clouds and searched slowly. When I flew over a swamp full of evil spirits, I heard a gentle cry for help.I turned over and lay down on the cloud to look down. First, I saw a little donkey half-sinked in the black mud swamp. It couldn't be the donkey calling for help, could it?

I looked again, and found that not far from the donkey, there was a handsome little white-faced monk with picturesque eyebrows. He also plunged half of his body into the swamp.The cry for help came from his mouth, and I floated down curiously.Seriously, I have seen a lot of monks these days, none of them are Tang monks, and this monk is the best-looking one I have ever seen.

"Hey, little monk~ what's your name?"

"Ahhhh~~~ There are monsters again*&...%￥@(..." I was so scared that I started to chant sutras.

My face was full of black lines: "Calm down, half of your body is buried in the ground."

"Banshee, monster, I have the protection of Gods and Buddhas all over the sky, so don't mess around!"

"I just want to mess around, not to mention that this swamp is obviously more dangerous than me."

"...QAQ"

"Tch, little monk, why did you come here? The swamp monsters here can eat people."

Although the monk was wary of me, he answered all my questions one by one. He said that he was riding a little donkey to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but the donkey was frightened when it encountered a wolf at the foot of the mountain, so he ran to the Come here, so it became what it is now.

This is Tang Seng!

But why can't I see the white horse of the thousand-mile horse, only a little donkey.Did he just ride a donkey all the way?Before meeting Brother Hou, he was really European, and he didn't die on the road.

"Are you Master Sanzang, a Buddhist monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

"Eh? How do you know?"

"I'm a monster, I know everything."

"But you don't eat me now, and you don't want to marry me. You should be a good demon."

What happened to you all the way here?

"Well, how about this? Let's discuss it. The poor monk can exchange some flesh and blood for you to save the poor monk. Although the monks don't have much money, I will tell you quietly that the flesh of the poor monk can make people live forever, and monsters probably can do it too. "

While Quiet Mimi was talking, Tang Seng had sunk into the ground with only his head outside, he was obviously scared.Otherwise, he wouldn't talk about the matter of exchanging his life with meat, and he wouldn't be a serious monk at first glance.

I continued to procrastinate, and said with a smile, "Can you lie to me?"

Tang Seng was serious, struggling in the swamp: "Monks don't tell lies!"

Me: "Then I don't want your flesh and blood, what will you give me?"

Tang Seng was stupefied, and his brows were dazed, obviously he didn't expect me to be so enlightened.After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't come up with an answer, and he began to talk to himself, saying that the road to the west should end here, ashamed of the Tang emperor, ashamed of the Buddhist school, and all kinds of ashamed.

I laughed: "Aren't you afraid of death?"

Tang Seng stopped thinking about it, glanced at me wrongedly, and said frankly: "I'm afraid, but the poor monk has nothing else to exchange with you."

Me: "Yes, there is. There is a Five Elements Mountain a hundred miles ahead, and there is a monkey under the mountain. Follow me to save him."

Tang Seng suddenly had hope: "As long as the poor monk can help, I will do my best."

Me: "It's a deal!"

Seeing that the swamp was buried up to his mouth, I finally made a move and grabbed Tang Seng's collar, and he quickly shouted: "And the poor monk's little donkey!"

Both the man and the donkey were rescued, and I also fished out the devoured objects, but they were all dirty and smelly.Seeing that there was no more food in his mouth, the swamp monster yelled in anger, rolled up about Zhang Xu, and his dark body showed two eyes.

"Okay, you little jade demon, snatching food from Lao Tzu's mouth?"

Tang Seng was so frightened by the thunderbolt that he huddled with the little donkey. I stepped forward to block them, cupped my hands and said, "Don't blame me, little sister. I just want to remind you. You can't eat this monk. He has Guanyin Bodhisattva." Instructions, go to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures."

Swamp demon: "Fuck me! If you eat the flesh and blood of this monk, you can live forever. Who doesn't love it! Just hand over your knowledge."

If I don’t listen to good words, I have to smoke. I have no choice but to look back at Tang Seng and the shivering little donkey.Tang Seng met my eyes and said: "You are all companions, why do you have to kill each other? How about sitting down and drinking tea and chatting?"

I complained: "If I can eat your flesh and drink your blood, then I will be able to love each other with it."

Tang Seng looked anxiously: "Then...then...the poor monk can't implicate you, but he can shoulder the important task of learning scriptures from the west."

Me: "Let's do this, don't worry, I'll go learn scriptures for you!"

Tang Seng thought for a while, and finally made up his mind, with a generous expression: "deal!"

I was just teasing him, but I didn't expect to actually agree.I blinked: "I'm just kidding, the little monk turned around, I'll be done in a while."

Although he didn't understand my change of attitude, Tang Seng obediently turned his back on the little donkey.I rolled up my sleeves and started to deal with the swamp monster.

After three or two blows, the swamp monster dared not show itself, and I greeted: "Okay, okay, let's go, to the Five Elements Mountain!"

When Tang Seng turned around and couldn't see the monster, he breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly led the donkey to follow behind me. The danger was relieved, and he became more courageous.Asked: "I don't know what to call the female benefactor?"

"Don't call me a monster anymore? My name is Xinyu, you can call me whatever you want, and I will call you Xiaotang from now on."

"Huh? Xiao Tang?"

"Then why don't we call you Xiaosan or Xiaozang?"

"...Just Xiao Tang."

"Xin, Xinyu, the poor monk wants to wash and change his clothes."

Hearing what Tang Seng said, I noticed that he was covered in coal balls, and the burden on the little donkey's back was also dirty, and it really needed to be cleaned.I still have to go to see Brother Monkey cleanly!

"Blame me for not being thoughtful, come here, and take you to the river."

Taking Tang Seng to the small river, he washed the donkey first, and then carefully washed and put away the things in the bundle.Seeing me resting my chin and watching me boredly, Tang Seng coughed twice and said: "The poor monk also needs to wash, please turn your back on your back."

I widened my eyes and said, "I won't peek at you!"

Tang Seng: "...you are looking at it openly."

Me: "That's right, I saved your life, but I'm not allowed to watch you take a bath!"

Tang Seng: "No, where does the fallacy come from?"

Me: "Have you heard that, the grace of saving your life should be promised with your body."

Tang Seng was speechless for a moment, then shook his head: "There is absolutely no such statement."

Monks are thin-skinned, so I stopped teasing and asked, "Why are you riding a donkey to the west?"

Tang Seng: "The poor monk's white horse road was sold, and the money was exchanged to help the seriously ill. This little donkey was given by them."

Brother Monkey, your white horse master has become a donkey master, so don't be disgusted.

Me: "Then why don't you sell your golden bowl for alms? You can definitely get a good price."

Tang Seng: "Save this for next time."

I:"……"

If I don't avoid suspicion, Tang Seng can chat with me all the time without going to take a bath. I have no choice but to turn my back.How could I have thought that he would ask me to go far away, it was really too much.No way, I went around to the woods.After half an hour, I was afraid that Tang Seng had drowned in the river. Looking back, the little donkey was still grazing grass, but there was no sign of Tang Seng!

I went to the river to check in an instant, and everything was there except the person was gone.As the breeze passed by, if there was a seemingly nonexistent evil spirit drilled into the nasal cavity, I looked around and found a string of Buddhist beads falling from the other side of the river, which belonged to Tang Seng.

He had no reason to run by himself, he was definitely taken away by a monster!

Looking for this faint smell, I followed it all the way, and the pumpkin hammer in my hand creaked when I squeezed it.I finally understand Brother Hou's feelings for protecting Tang Seng. I'm really annoyed and tired!

If I didn't have some skills, I'm afraid Tang Seng would have lost it.

Finally, after some chasing, I saw the monk running away being carried by the princess from a distance.

The demon holding Tang Seng is in the shape of a human being, dressed in white clothes like snow, and with black hair like waterfalls. When he glanced in surprise, his face was stunning, his eyes were as clear as water, and the monster aura emanated from him, but he had no killing intent.Fortunately, in those 200 years, I have cultivated a little resistance to beauty against Nezha, and I will never soften my heart just because the other party is good-looking!

"Stop! If you don't stop, believe it or not, I'll smash you with a hammer!" I yelled angrily.

"No, no, Xinyu and Mr. Bai misunderstood~~~It's a misunderstanding~~~~"

Tang Seng, who was like duckweed, shouted in his arms, but when he didn't stop, I sneered, raised the pumpkin hammer in my hand and threw it over.

I recited the formula and the pumpkin became bigger, pressing it straight down!

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