[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

The Five Elements Mountain collapsed suddenly, Brother Hou broke free in a golden light, and his cry was heard from afar.I always feel that the scene of Brother Hou coming out of the mountain is very similar to the way I came out of Linglong Tower, so funny!I was still crying and laughing at the time, I'm afraid I couldn't bear to look directly at it even more than Brother Monkey now.

I retracted my gaze and looked at Tang Seng. Because of climbing the Five Elements Mountain all night, he seemed a little mentally ill and his hands were worn out.I found the trauma plaster from the bag and said to him: "Xiao Tang, thank you for your hard work, please apply some medicine."

When I touched the back of his hand a little, Tang Seng quickly withdrew his hand and said, "The poor monk can do it by himself."

I control you!I forcibly pulled his hand, and I applied all the medicine on it, but he couldn't resist me anyway.After it was dealt with, Brother Hou still couldn't be seen, probably wandering around.

After tumbling up and down into the sea for a while, under Tang Seng's astonished eyes, Brother Hou finally came running with his butt naked.Tang Seng immediately covered my eyes and said in a panic, "Disciple, quickly put on the clothes given by the Bodhisattva, and don't run around!"

I couldn't see anything with my eyes covered, but I could smell the strong smell of plaster on his hands.Brother Hou grinned grinningly, and Tang Seng put down his hand after a while.I saw Brother Hou wearing a new suit. The material fit him well, the black and red alternated, which made him energetic and neat.

Brother Hou said that he wanted to go to Huaguo Mountain first, and asked me if I would go. Tang Seng and Brother Hou were not familiar yet, so I was a little afraid that he would not come back after he left.In contrast, I was familiar with him. Tang Seng pulled down my sleeve and looked at me eagerly.Looking past his injured hands, Monkey Brother also noticed, and said.

"Master, don't be afraid, I'm just going back to see the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. Since you are worried, then I will go by myself and let the ugly girl stay here."

"Brother Monkey, go and have a look, Xiao Tang and I are waiting for you here."

This wait lasted an afternoon, but Tang Seng was very patient and didn't rush me, just kept feeding his little donkey with grass along its fur.After serving the donkey, he began to meditate and chant scriptures again.I was lying on the ground watching the clouds with a piece of grass in my mouth.Suddenly, I thought of those friends in the Linglong Pagoda. I don't know where they are now. I guess they are all looking for a good place to stay.After 300 years, Sister Wraith Ling should have been reincarnated several times.

Before I knew it, I fell asleep.

I heard Brother Hou’s voice in my sleep. I rubbed my eyes and sat up on the grass, only to find that he really came back.He threw me a big peach from the bundle, and I gnawed on it, and a bunch of bananas were stuffed into Tang Seng's hand.

Brother Hou cheered up: "Hurry up after eating! I have already taken care of Huaguo Mountain!"

Tang Seng said weakly: "Wukong, you still haven't worn that golden hoop."

Brother Hou blinked, only to realize that there was still a hoop left in the bundle given by Guanyin.He picked it up with his toes, and the gold hoop fell into his hand, and said bluntly: "Master, the Bodhisattva has something to ask you to persuade me to wear this hoop. To be honest, my grandson doesn't want to wear it."

Compared with Brother Monkey's aura, Tang Seng looked very restrained and cute. He looked at me, then at Monkey, and said, "As a teacher, I don't like to force others to make things difficult, but I have promised the Bodhisattva to wear it for you. I can't go back on my word." of."

Brother Hou showed one side of his fangs and smiled: "I don't regret it, I just changed it like this. Let's play rock-paper-scissors. If Master wins, I will wear it. If Master loses, I will not wear it."

Hearing Brother Monkey say that, I almost slipped and fell off my feet, you blunt monkey, what is worse than this kind of luck?Rock-paper-scissors was taught by me to Brother Hou. When we were bored, we played and drank together.

Upon hearing this, Tang Seng said, "I can't do this as a teacher."

Brother Monkey: "It's easy, I'll teach you, you'll do it two or three times!"

I pulled Brother Hou's sleeve: "Why don't you compare yourself to others?"

Monkey Brother: "He has a mortal body, nothing can compare to me, so you can't say that I bully him."

Tang Seng smiled awkwardly: "Hehe."

One person and one monkey started on-site teaching. The modest little monk is still very smart, and he mastered the rock-paper-scissors game in no time.So the two big babies began to warm up and prepare for the competition. I still couldn't help but tugged on Brother Hou's sleeve: "Don't, I have a hunch that you are going to kneel!"

Brother Monkey bared his teeth and poked me away with his finger, "Shut up!"

I rubbed my forehead and watched with my eyes open. I saw these two guys stretching their waists and twisting their necks. Aren’t you two better than radio gymnastics? There are too many scenes.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

The two chanted at the same time, and waved their palms. I looked at Brother Monkey who made the cloth and Tang Seng who made the scissors.I couldn't bear to look at Brother Hou's expression, but Tang Seng smiled happily, looking at me with his bright eyes, and asked, "Does this mean that I have won as a teacher?"

Brother Hou hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! Master, as the saying goes, two out of three rounds, there are still two left!"

Tang Seng immediately nodded in response: "That's it, then come again."

So I watched a rock-paper-scissors scene where Brother Hou knelt three times in a row. The picture was frozen on Brother Monkey's fist. His golden pupils shrank violently, as if he couldn't believe the fact that he didn't win.And Tang Seng touched his monkey head foolishly, comforting him not to care.

"Wukong must be making way for his teacher. I'm so sorry. I didn't expect to win three games in a row."

Unable to control his temper, Brother Hou waved Tang Seng's hand away, and said angrily, "It's all you! Sing me down!"

"Blame me!" I rolled my eyes and spread my hands, but I couldn't bear to see Brother Hou like this.I patted his ups and downs on his chest, and followed his hair: "Hey, I have been suppressed for 500 years, and my luck may not come back for a while. It will be fine after a while, otherwise this game will be void. I will treat it as nothing. Didn't see it!"

Tang Seng was wronged by his strength: "...Xinyu, this is not appropriate."

Brother Hou gritted his teeth, turned around and approached Tang Seng, raised a finger and emphasized: "The last one! I will wear the gold hoop no matter whether I win or lose! I just ask Master to do it again!"

Tang Seng leaned back, separated Brother Hou with his hands, and said in a good temper: "Then do it again."

This time, Brother Hou turned ten somersaults in a row, and performed another set of monkey fists. He did a lot of foreplay.The corner of Tang Seng's mouth twitched and looked at me, his eyes seemed to ask if there was nothing wrong with this big disciple.

I sighed: "Forgive me, Xiao Tang, after all, I have been suppressed for 500 years."

Tang Seng: "Oh, I see."

Brother Monkey is ready here, and shouted loudly: "Rock, paper, scissors!"

The monkey brother who made the cloth stared round his eyes, Tang Seng played the scissors, and found that he had won again.Tang Seng felt a little embarrassed, he scratched his cheek, and said in a low voice: "Well, Wukong, what was actually thrown out by the teacher was a stone, and these two fingers have not had time to take it back!"

"Pfft—" I couldn't help laughing out loud, and quickly covered my mouth and turned my back.

They are simply African monkeys and European monks!

Although Brother Hou has a heart for guessing boxing, he is not a bad guy.Immediately, he put the golden hoop on his head, Tang Seng smiled gratifiedly, and said that he would not recite the magic hoop easily.Then he slapped his face. On the road, he met a group of long messy little monsters. He was so frightened that he chanted a rap-like spell when he got excited.

Brother Hou was in a cold sweat from the pain, and he couldn't hold the golden cudgel firmly. I quickly punched Tang Monk unconscious. It was a sin. Although I have a good impression of Xiao Tang, Brother Monkey is more important.

The little monster was cleaned up by me, and Tang Seng fainted on the grass with bruises in his eyes. Brother Hou and I looked at him.

Brother Hou touched the golden band on his head, but he couldn't take it off, so he gave up. He looked at the fainting Tang Monk with his chin up, and said in a vicious voice, "Why don't I beat him to death with a stick! Let's go back to Huaguo!" Mountain!"

I know he's joking, if he really wants to do it, he won't say it.I handed him a banana and said something nice: "Xiao Tang was frightened for a moment, so he accidentally read it out of his mouth."

Brother Monkey snorted and gnawed off the banana: "What a bad habit, and you and Master have only known each other for a few days, so you help him talk about me!"

I was speechless for a while, and picked up the melon in my arms: "...I'll eat a melon."

Instead of arguing with him, I bury my head in the melon.Maybe it was because I hit a little harder, and Tang Seng didn't show any signs of waking up at noon.Brother Hou couldn't wait to go on his way, so he threw Tang Seng on the little donkey, led the donkey and walked away.I was a little worried when I followed, could it be that I punched him half to death?No way, I'm clearly in control.

The sky was getting dark gradually, the road was flat and wide, and a dilapidated wooden house appeared in front of it, just enough to block the wind.Considering that Tang Seng might be hungry when he wakes up, I said: "After a while, Xiao Tang wakes up and wants to eat. I have to find some water and food. I might as well have some fruit after the meal."

Brother Hou frowned: "Then I'll go, you stay."

Me: "Brother Monkey, wait! Use this golden bowl for alms!"

Brother Monkey: "Why?"

Me: "Professional begging for a golden bowl, tall and decent, begging for food!"

Brother Monkey: "..."

He didn't want to talk to me very much, but he still took the golden bowl away.

Not long after Brother Hou left, there was a cry from behind him, and when he looked back, he found that the little monk had woken up.I hurriedly helped him up, the dilapidated roof cast a piece of moonlight, I could clearly see his swollen left eye socket, and I was very guilty.

"The poor monk feels that his eyes hurt."

"Cough cough."

"By the way, where are those monsters!"

"They've all been chased away, don't be afraid."

"Oh, it must be due to you and Wukong, thank you."

"You're welcome, you should."

After finishing speaking, a grunting sound came from Tang Seng's stomach. Although he was a little embarrassed, he didn't hide it, and just said, "I'm hungry, poor monk, let's see if there is any food in the bag."

"Brother Hou has already gone to look for a vegetarian meal, you have an appetizer wild fruit first."

"Oh, what about you?"

"I'm different from you. I can eat or not."

Out of guilt, I hurriedly found straw and rags to make a bed for him, and Tang Seng sat on it and gnawed wild fruits obediently.Suddenly, there were footsteps and voices outside, and a group of robbers broke into the cabin with machetes in their hands. When they saw me, they laughed out loud.

"Look, there's a pretty girl. If you didn't get the money, it would be nice to grab a wife!"

Tang Seng choked on a mouthful of fruit, and hurriedly dragged me away, I patted his hand, "Did you forget that I'm a goblin?"

Tang Seng suddenly realized: "That's right, friends on the opposite side, run away!"

I:"……"

The robber naturally didn't take his words to heart, and walked towards me with a lewd smile.Before I could make a move, Brother Hou's voice had already fallen.

"Where did the little thief come from, who dared to touch your grandpa grandpa!"

Tang Seng saw Brother Hou attacking with a stick, his aura was astonishing, but I was afraid that Brother Hou would kill someone in front of Tang Seng, and he would be cursed!

Tang Seng shouted loudly: "Wukong! Don't kill!"

Brother Hou put the golden cudgel on the skull of the bandit leader, and the boss had already fainted from fright. The little thieves rushed up and dragged the boss away. In the blink of an eye, we were the only ones left in the cabin.

Brother Hou said angrily, "Why are you stopping me!"

Although Tang Seng was a little afraid of Brother Hou, he still mustered up his courage: "It's wrong to kill indiscriminately, let alone they are ordinary people."

Brother Hou sneered, leaning on the golden cudgel to taunt: "According to Master, you can kill monsters casually?"

Tang Seng shook his head, and said firmly: "That's not right. There is no distinction between good and evil, demons and gods. They should be treated equally. We should treat good demons with sincerity."

Brother Monkey: "Troubleshooting, let's eat your vegetarian meal!"

Holding the fasting meal, Tang Seng said happily: "My good disciple, from now on these robbers just knock them out, don't kill them."

Brother Monkey was impatient: "Yes, yes."

Responding perfunctorily, brother monkey jumped to sit next to me, but he couldn't sit still, so he jumped onto the beam again, dangling his monkey legs.

Tang Seng quietly asked me: "Has Wukong always been like this?"

Me: "What kind?"

Tang Seng lowered his voice again: "Quick-tempered, yes, a little fierce."

I laughed: "Brother Hou used to overturn the dragon palace, smash the underworld, and make a big fuss in the heavenly palace, but now his temper has calmed down a lot."

Tang Seng was dumbfounded JPG: "..."

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