[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Zixia was dragged by me to see a doctor for Tang Seng and prescribed a prescription. Brother Hou and I found all the herbs and boiled the medicine for the little monk.After half a month of serving him so well, Tang Seng recovered completely, and we dared to go on the road.During this period, Zixia has been taking time to come down to help. Seeing the fairy, Tang Seng is very grateful.

Zixia only said: "I just prescribed the medicine, it's your disciple and this little goblin who worked hard, thank them both."

Tang Seng thanked us again, but in fact, Brother Hou and I were also to blame for his illness.How can mortals stand up to having a snowball fight in such freezing weather? Brother Hou didn’t expect it to be normal.

Zixia checked again for Tang Seng, and after confirming everything was fine, Teng Yun left.

Seeing the back of Zixia leaving, Brother Hou came back and smiled at me: "Oh, it's not bad that you are an old friend."

While drinking water, I spit it out with a puff, choking.

What I am worried about now is that I have passed Yingshoujian, so far away, why there is no shadow of Xiaobailong yet.Has the plot completely gone off the rails?Do you really want to ride a little donkey to the west?Or is this little donkey also a hidden fairy?So, I stared affectionately at the little donkey.

The little donkey was terrified by me, turned around, and farted loudly to me.I was stunned by the smell and almost slaughtered the donkey.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Seeing this scene, Brother Hou laughed and rolled back and forth. He stood up and joked: "Why, the taste has changed, and you like the little donkey?"

I snorted and didn't speak to him.

The little white dragon I had been talking about all the way did not appear. Winter passed, and the mountains gradually felt like spring.Everything that has experienced the severe cold shows spring, a scene full of vitality.However, not only the temperature and trees, flowers and plants were revived, but even those poisonous insects, snakes, ants and big black bears woke up.

Most of the westbound roads are difficult to walk, the mountain roads are rugged, and the weeds are dense. Even if Brother Monkey opens the way, I can't prevent Tang Seng from allergies and sores!

The pimple-faced Tang Monk's appearance has seriously declined, and the intensive phobia may faint when he sees it.Although Tang Seng is delicate and frail, his willpower is very strong. He said he would not scratch it if he said he would not scratch it, and insisted on reciting Buddhist scriptures.Oh my god, Tang Seng is going to be tortured madly by ordinary illnesses before being eaten by monsters?

Brother Monkey: "Master, how did you get here before you met us?"

Tang Seng: "With the help of Mr. Bai, and the situation in all aspects of the Tang Dynasty is much better than here."

Brother Hou didn't care about Mr. Bai, he just said to me: "Go and ask your old friend to come here."

I shook my head arrogantly: "I can order people around!"

Brother Monkey made a gesture to twist my ears: "Will you go?"

Me: "No, I want you to go!"

Monkey Brother: "Then I can go, you can face the master whose appearance has declined by yourself."

I glanced at the hot-eyed Tang Seng, and quickly changed my words: "I'll go, I'll go, good monkey brother, don't grab me!"

Wait, did I take Zhu Bajie's script!

So I bite the bullet and went to Zixia again, and I was inevitably ridiculed by him. He gave me a pile of ointment for trauma.Some of his newly developed ointments were also thrown over, and I was holding a bag with an innocent face.

"Is it too much?"

"Ok?"

"Ahem, it's not that I have a problem with your technique, but that this medicine is too much."

"Let Tang Seng try the medicine."

"...What if I'm poisoned to death!"

"I can't die, the sequelae are at most swollen, fat and bald."

What a terrible aftereffect!

As I was about to leave with a burden on my back, Zixia said again: "Remember to tell me the reaction to the drug test."

I am soft-hearted, and I obediently agreed.As soon as my footsteps turned, I took out a bag of things from my arms, leaned next to him, and whispered: "Can you give this to Nezha for me?"

This is the candied haws I bought in a passing town before, because the taste is so good, I packed it up.Of course, it is not as good as delicacies from mountains and seas.

Zixia took the thing wrapped in oiled paper and weighed it a few times, "I won't get any benefit from saving your little monk like this. The third prince can get the gift without doing anything?"

Just knew this guy would.I proudly patted him on the shoulder: "When I come down to earth, I'll treat you to dinner! Whatever you want to eat and play, I'll take care of it."

Zixia pushed me away: "Who wants to play with you."

Me: "Hey, I already told you to invite you, but you don't want it."

Zixia: "..."

Me: "By the way, if Nezha doesn't want to eat the candied haws, then you can."

Zixia: "Get lost!"

What a tsundere.

I went back with a load of medicine on my back, excitedly about to press Tang Seng to give him the medicine.The little monk who was frightened by my actions struggled to call Wukong's name, and Brother Monkey, who was fetching water by the stream, rushed back when he heard the sound.Brother Hou grabbed the medicine and drove me out.

"Go, go, why are you joining in the fun?"

"...You gave me medicine before! It's still on my chest!"

"I can fuck you! But you can't fuck Master!"

"You are unreasonable!"

"Why?"

Tsk, it seems that the job of eating Tang Seng's tofu can't be done well.I turned my head and went out angrily, took out a radish and fed it to the little donkey to lower the fire.

"Little Bailong, little Bailong, where have you been?"

It's a pity that I couldn't get a response to my nagging. After feeding the donkey, Brother Hou also applied medicine for Tang Seng.Within three days, Tang Seng turned back into that good-looking little monk with delicate eyebrows, with no pimples all over his body, and he looked much more pleasing to the eye.Brother Hou was still talking about the remaining three juniors, but I didn't even look forward to Xiao Bailong, so I didn't dare to guess the script at all.

Along the way, Brother Hou would catch any monsters with a little bit of ability, and asked if they were his juniors, including the black bear spirit who guarded the gate for Guanyin.The little black bear said that he would rather keep the back door than learn the scriptures, let alone be the monkey's junior, and then he was beaten again.

So the story about the Monkey King catching monsters to recognize his younger brother spread, Tang Seng is quite Buddha-like, as long as he doesn't abstain from killing, everything will follow the fate.

It was half a month, and Xiaobailong still couldn't find him, but he came to Zhu Bajie's place--Gao Laozhuang first.

On the way, I met Gao Laozhuang's servants who went out to ask for help. The kind Tang Seng will definitely ask us for help.During this period of time, he has become familiar with Brother Monkey, and he is no longer afraid.Brother Hou didn't want to be nosy at first, but when he heard that there was a monster here, he immediately took out the golden cudgel from his ear, grabbed the servant and killed him. Tang Seng and I stared at his back in astonishment.

Tang Seng: "Wukong~~~~"

Me: "Stop yelling, brother monkey will kill him with a stick."

Tang Seng: "I hope the monster this time can be my second apprentice. I didn't expect Wukong to be so attached to my junior. The poor monk is really gratified."

He just wants to gather a team and go on the road quickly, Xiao Tang.

I led the little donkey and arrived at Gaolaozhuang Village after dark. At this moment, the old man saw us and rushed to greet us, and behind him was a young girl who was as beautiful as a flower.After exchanging pleasantries, Tang Seng went straight to the topic: "So you see my big disciple Wukong?"

The father-in-law said worriedly: "He rescued my little girl and went into the backyard by himself. I'm afraid it will be more or less auspicious."

No, it's your son-in-law's bad luck.

There was only the sound of punching and kicking, accompanied by begging for mercy.After a while, Brother Hou, disguised as Gao Cuilan, came out with a fat pig, and said disgustedly: "Thinking about it, I never thought, my second junior brother is a pig spirit!" Did Brother Monkey start the cosplay mode at this time? .

Zhu Bajie was bound into a ball, and he shouted fearlessly: "You Bi Mawen is just a monkey! Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps!"

Being poked into black history, Brother Hou smiled softly, and twisted his pig ears: "You don't want these pig ears, cold salad is just right as a side dish! Do ugly girls eat it?"

I was about to answer, when Zhu Bajie looked over, his eyes glowed first, then he looked carefully, and finally he suddenly realized and his face was happy: "Isn't this Miss Xinyu! Are you here all right? I haven't seen you for many years, I really miss you so much."

Don't you forget to pick up girls even at this time!

When Brother Hou heard this, he raised his ears even harder: "Why, I have Chang'e in my heart. It's not enough to marry Gao Cuilan here, but also to provoke my sister?"

Zhu Bajie spat crazily at Brother Monkey: "Get away from the stinky monkey! Don't turn into my wife! Chang'e is a cinnabar mole on my heart! Goddess understands!"

With two sneers, Brother Hou changed back and picked up the golden cudgel to beat him up.Zhu Bajie quickly hugged Tang Seng's thigh and wailed, "Master, Master! I am your second apprentice, don't let this stinky monkey beat me to death!"

Tang Seng, who had been wandering in mind since seeing the second apprentice, came back to his senses, and took two steps back in fear: "Where did the pig demon come from! Wukong, Xinyu, save me!"

Zhu Bajie: "...Master, you also bully me QAQ!"

Although he was ridiculed by the crowd, Zhu Bajie still joined the team. In fact, he and I get along very well in certain aspects, such as our desire for beauty.Zhu Bajie is about to go on the road with us, but he is very reluctant to let go of Gao Cuilan. Brother Hou has an extra joke, saying that he can become Gao Cuilan, which has relieved his lovesickness.

Zhu Bajie glared at Brother Hou resentfully, and eagerly went to Gao Cuilan to say goodbye.I sat on the top of a tree and looked at the girl and the pig in the backyard. I didn't expect Brother Hou to hide in the tree and peek together with Tang Seng on his shoulders.

Me: "...Xiao Tang, you have learned badly."

Tang Seng is serious: "The poor monk only cares about the physical and mental health of his disciples."

I saw Zhu Bajie showing shyness, this Gao Cuilan really didn't like him, her small mouth turned up high.

Gao Cuilan was disgusted: "Are you still leaving?"

Zhu Bajie: "My lady, I'm so far away, I can't bear it."

Gao Cuilan: "Who is your wife? Come on, you, the divorce papers are all written, don't be a man, don't be coy. Isn't it great that you have imprisoned me for several years?"

Zhu Bajie was wronged: "Although you have been imprisoned for several years, I haven't touched you with a single finger."

Gao Cuilan: "Then I should thank you?"

Zhu Bajie: "I, I really like you, otherwise I would have given birth to a baby with you all these years ago."

Gao Cuilan: "The only good thing about you is that you haven't lost your conscience to this point, and you haven't hurt my family. Now that your fate is over, you go to the West Paradise, and I will find a husband and son-in-law again. We will not owe you anything."

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he became anxious and took a step forward, but the other party took a few steps back in fear and stared at him fiercely.

"You really never liked me?"

"No! I don't like guys who are neither humans nor pigs!"

"Hmph, after all, I think I don't look good now. I think I was Marshal Canopy back then, handsome and unrestrained!"

"Then if I have a crooked mouth, a pockmarked face, a hunchback and a limp, can you Zhu Gangguan see me?"

Zhu Bajie was stumped by this rhetorical question, he was speechless for a while, and finally lowered his head and sighed, and said, "I'm leaving, Cuilan."

We squatted on the tree and peeked at each other, and hurriedly dispersed.

Zhu Bajie walked back dejectedly, picked up the burden on the little donkey, and said weakly: "Master, senior brother, Xinyu, let's go."

Tang Seng hurriedly went to Shun Mao to comfort him: "Bajie, actually traveling to the west is very fun, there are many beautiful scenery on the way, which can cultivate one's sentiments."

Brother Hou also joined the consolation team: "Second Junior Brother, in fact, you are also a good-looking talent. I have seen your appearance before, and you are very majestic."

I also hurriedly enlightened: "Yes, yes, you two broke up peacefully, and there is no grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower. Besides, there is the goddess Chang'e, right!"

As if he was coaxed by my words, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, he pushed Tang Seng and Brother Hou away, jumped up to me, held my hands affectionately, and said affectionately.

"That's right! Isn't there a stunning beauty in front of me! Can you watch the moon with me tonight?"

Oh, I am a stunning beauty!I was a little embarrassed to be praised so strongly, just as I was about to feel shy, Zhu Bajie was kicked away by Brother Monkey.

"Get lost! I thought you were sad for that Gao Cuilan, but in a blink of an eye your true colors are revealed! You're such a pervert!"

"I can't see it! Do you want to be sad all the time! You single monkey is jealous that I have a wife and a goddess!"

"I don't want you, Junior Brother, return it!"

"Who are you! Master didn't even return the goods!"

Tang Seng hurriedly found out the pancakes brought from Gao Laozhuang and handed them to the two apprentices: "You brothers, stop arguing and be kind. Come and have a pancake."

Except for the confiscation of money, Xiao Tang brought all the dry food, which was just enough to coax the pigs.When he got something to eat, Zhu Bajie concentrated on gnawing on it, probably turning grief and anger into appetite.

Brother Hou walked around me with a stick on his shoulder, and said, "If that idiot is not honest with you, he will hit you."

Me: "Actually, Bajie is very polite to girls and a gentleman."

Brother Monkey: "You know what a fart."

Me: "...at least I'm more polite than you, hello!"

The author has something to say: Bajie, welcome to Journey to the West for a luxurious lunch~(*???*)

I will definitely take the time to reply to the messages of the girls!Don't give up on me!