[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Starting again, the map of Huangfengling took half a month.The little demon I met during the period was scared to pee when he saw Brother Hou, and Brother Hou was obviously still talking about the last junior brother. Retarded Dragon.

After walking through the desolate boundary of the yellow sand, we came to the sparsely populated deep mountains and old forests.Tang Seng's resistance has increased a lot, and he seldom suffers from strange diseases and sores. We have traveled smoothly along this journey.

On this day, we climbed halfway up the mountain, and saw that it was dark and windy, and the dark clouds were thick as if it was going to rain.We didn't find the cave, so Zhu Bajie and I explored the road separately to find accommodation. Fortunately, Zhu Bajie found a large family before it rained.A group of people hurried over to ask for a place to live, only to find that the house was full of widows and orphans. The charming woman had lost her husband, and she was alone with three beautiful daughters and a young son.It just so happened that the three daughters were all old enough to marry, and they wanted to recruit three son-in-laws for the daughters.

Generally speaking, there is no problem, but if it is placed in a barren mountain and wild forest, there is only her family nearby, and they are all weak women, this is a big problem, and since it is so inconvenient, why not live in the city.You have a lot of money, so you want to go down the mountain to experience life?The most strange thing is that it is not good to find a son-in-law, but a monk who is passing by and staying.

At first glance, it is not a serious family.

With the script of Journey to the West in my hand, I am not afraid. If I follow the main script, this difficulty will be the Bodhisattva recruiting relatives and testing the determination of the master and apprentice to learn from the scriptures.But there are four children in this family, and I was afraid of the magic change of the plot, so I didn't say anything, just watched the changes quietly.

The hostess entertained us warmly, Tang Seng ate steamed buns silently, Drifting Seng rolled side dishes with big cakes, and Zhu Bajie ate nothing.I didn't eat the meal, I just grabbed the preserved fruit and stuffed it into my mouth, while Brother Hou cleared his throat with a pot of tea.

"Hey, elders, don't just patronize eating, come and see my daughters."

With this wave of hands, the three fairy-like girls walked out holding round fans, handkerchiefs, etc., each of them dazzled with beauty.Those who didn't know thought they were in the red-light district, Zhu Bajie choked immediately, and the food in his mouth flowed all over the table.Brother Hou slapped him on the ear: "Idiot! My eyes are glued!"

Sucking and swallowing the food in his mouth, Zhu Bajie still stared at the three young ladies intently.

I sneered: "It's very beautiful, but you have to be reserved, you know, Bajie."

Bajie shouted loudly: "Ouch! Why is there a kid hiding behind!"

As he shouted, the hostess laughed and called out: "Liansheng also came out with my sister, don't be shy."

In the routine of the main drama, there are only three daughters, Zhenzhen, Aiai, and Lianlian. Now there is a boy named Liansheng.My sister is so beautiful, my brother is definitely not bad!I was so curious that I opened my eyes to see it.I saw the young man coming from behind the curtain, dressed in white, his black hair tied up with a ribbon, his demeanor was cold, his eyes were raised up, and there were a few traces of ghosts in his abstinence, he looked like Nezha !

I gasped and was dumbfounded, and the preserved fruit in my mouth fell out.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie quickly complained to me: "Hey! Look at yourself! Your saliva is dripping, and you still call me an old pig!"

The hostess pulled the young man over, smiled at me kindly, and was about to speak, but was cut off by the Tang monk: "Since the benefactor already has a young son, why do you need to recruit a son-in-law?"

"The elder doesn't know something. My child is mentally retarded, afraid of meeting strangers, and unable to bear the responsibility of the head of the family. From now on, I will rely on my three older sisters and my married brother-in-law to support me. I'm getting old, so I just need to find an honest person for them."

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Of course, I was just complaining in my heart, although I knew that this was the Bodhisattva's temptation, but what happened to the youngest son who looked very much like Nezha!Why does Mao want to become Nezha's youngest son?Isn't it good to change Yang Jian's face?And this aura doesn't seem to be mentally complete!Since you are mentally handicapped, act professionally.This Bodhisattva is really unprofessional!

I can't figure it out, and I want Brother Hou to take a look with his piercing eyes.As soon as I leaned over, Brother Hou knew what I wanted to ask. He laughed and blinked at me.

Me: "Brother Monkey, are your eyelids cramping?"

Brother Hou threw me a peanut: "Fuck you."

I was beaten, touched my nose, and said aggrievedly: "Then have you seen their identities?"

Brother Hou giggled, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and didn't tell me.

This time you are very happy.Brother Monkey ignored me, ate peanuts, and started to suggest: "I never thought about getting married. My master and Junior Brother Sha are only concerned with learning Buddhist scriptures from the Western Paradise, let alone agree. But my second junior brother and brother Sha My sister still has nostalgia, how about your three daughters who will be the second younger brother, and my younger son can be taken care of by my sister! We got married together and lived happily."

Forget about Zhu Bajie, I was tricked no matter what!

In order to show that he still thinks about Gao Cuilan and lives with Chang'e, Zhu Bajie politely declined.And because I was talking about Nezha, I would definitely not get married here, so I also refused.That Bodhisattva, don't think that I will obey if I become Nezha!

Brother Hou grabbed my dog's head and pulled me aside to make gestures.He pointed to the idiot named Liansheng, and then pointed to his own eyes, which meant that he saw the identity of the other party with his eyes.

Brother Hou wrote a string of words on my palm, and I took a deep breath when I understood the meaning, but after the shock, I was ecstatic.I immediately took out the bronze mirror and tidied it up, then with a smile on my face, I opened my mouth in a very artificial manner.

"Young master Liansheng is just mentally immature, and he is not a villain. The little girl is willing to marry him and serve her for the rest of her life."

Zhu Bajie: "Where is Nezha?"

Under my sincere statement, I found that Liansheng silently took a step back. Is this a retreat.However, regardless of his small actions, I have now decided to marry him.Brother Hou smiled very wickedly, looking like he was watching a good show.Seeing how unreserved I am, Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back anymore, and felt that he should marry one of the three sisters, otherwise he would suffer a lot.

It was originally a righteous refusal, but unexpectedly, two people agreed suddenly. The hostess was obviously stunned for a moment, and felt that the corners of her eyes twitched for a moment.

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. Let's just get married and bridal chamber today. Let's strike while the iron is hot, don't you, mother?" I narrowed my voice and said softly. I am a shy and weak girl.

"That's right, my sister-in-law is right!" Zhu Bajie hurriedly agreed, which can be said to be quite excellent.

On this point, Zhu Bajie and I agree, since we want to get married, don't wait for a moment.The hostess looked at me and the eager Zhu Bajie, as if she hadn't reacted for a long time, and Brother Hou urged her again, and she agreed, and hurriedly called the four children to the back room to discuss.I'll just marry one, of course it's okay, but there are three daughters, Zhu Bajie can only choose one.

I looked at a certain pig stretching its neck to take a peek, and said with a smile: "Bajie, where is the promised Cuilan, where is the goddess?"

Zhu Bajie was serious: "Cuilan let me live with her a long time ago. As for Sister Chang'e, she must not bear to blame me for learning the scriptures hard. I just have them both in my heart."

Brother Hou and I said in unison: "Haha."

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and muttered, "Don't mock me openly or secretly, Brother Hou is really biased. Obviously Xinyu doesn't want Nezha anymore, so why are you pissing me off?"

The smile on Brother Hou's face deepened, with a bit of schadenfreude, he patted the second junior brother on the shoulder and only said congratulations.Immediately afterwards, Drifting Monk and Tang Monk also came up to congratulate me and Zhu Bajie.

"I didn't expect that Xinyu would get married in no time at all. Thanks to you for taking care of me all the way here, the poor monk, there is really no wedding gift, so I will recite a passage and give it to you and Bajie."

Zhu Bajie and I quickly waved our hands: "Thank you, thank you, I've got my heart, don't read it!"

Tang Monk, who couldn't chant scriptures happily, was coaxed by Drifting Monk to have tea, and the family who went to discuss finally came out of the back room.The result of the discussion was that I immediately paid homage to the little idiot, and Zhu Bajie was truly married.Put a red hijab on him, and the three young ladies wandered around the house. He was like a pig catching a mouse, catching which one was which.

So me and that idiot named Liansheng didn't even wear wedding clothes, just put on a big red flower and a hijab and worshiped.The hostess and Tang Seng sat in high positions, and after a hasty obeisance, it was the turn of Zhu Bajie, who was eager to marry.Even with the red hijab on, I seem to be able to think of the joyous BGM of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back.

Brother Monkey: "Bajie, you have to listen carefully to your footsteps. It's best to hug three at once, hehe!"

Tang Seng: "Don't be greedy, marry someone, be loyal for a lifetime, and live a good life."

Drifting: "Second senior brother, I wish you more healthy fat piglets (ˉ﹃ˉ), the nutrition must keep up."

The so-called spring night is worth a thousand dollars, of course I will not spend all my time watching Zhu Bajie, I lifted the corner of my hijab to wink at Brother Hou.Monkey brother who received my signal immediately jumped down from the table, and pushed Liansheng and me to the new house with a playful smile, and Liansheng half pushed and half agreed.

With a creaking sound of closing the door, the bustle outside the door was cut off, only Liansheng and I were left inside.

I feel that the only thing left in my inner drama is hehehe, how can I break it, be elegant, don't be dirty!This step should be to lift my hijab, I thought, but the other party didn't respond and was very quiet.

I decided to be more proactive.

The author has something to say: Keke, enter V at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning!Three chapters are released together, thank you for joining us!grateful!

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[Important point: If you want to understand the original style of Journey to the West, please also invite the fairies to read the original Journey to the West!Don’t take this article seriously, it’s enough to have fun??! 】