[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

I thought that after passing this hurdle, I could relax for a while.Unexpectedly, the next month, we arrived at Pingdingshan, and met Jinjiao and Yinjiao's two little boys who didn't want to be beaten. They relied on the magic weapon of Taishang Laojun to come to provoke us in various ways.First came out an old man with inconvenient legs and feet, Tang Seng kindly let him ride a horse, but the old man didn't want it, but he wanted brother Hou to carry it on his back.

I winked at Brother Hou, and Brother Monkey hugged his legs and wailed, saying that he was injured when he fell from the monster and couldn't carry it on his back.Tang Seng was more concerned about Brother Hou's situation, so he didn't let him recite it.

So, the old man put the little white dragon on his back, and then he flew into the sky and was thrown away without a trace.Tang Seng was so frightened that his eyeballs were about to fall out. After Brother Hou explained it, he realized that the old man was transformed by the monster Silver Horn King.

"Master, the monsters are very cunning, they are thinking of ways to get close to us, don't be confused."

"Don't worry, Wukong, I believe in you as a teacher!"

What a master-student love, there is no need to worry about Brother Hou being bullied by Tang Seng.

King Yinjiao was tricked by us, so naturally he would not be reconciled, and he brought his baby to clamor when he turned around.The first thing I took out was the purple gold gourd. Brother Hou and I stood on the side of the mountain, and Yinjiao on the opposite side held the gourd and shouted: "I call you, how dare you agree!"

Brother Hou put his hips on his hips and shouted happily: "My son, just shout!"

Silver Horn didn't play cards according to common sense, and when he opened his mouth, he shouted that it was not Monkey King, but Grandpa Sun Wukong, the invincible and handsome Monkey King.Brother Hou happily agreed, and was sucked into the gourd with a swish.I didn't even react so fast, my face was full of black lines, I had clearly promised not to respond, Brother Monkey, you are so arrogant!

I took the pumpkin hammer and was about to beat that bear cub to death. He is not as good-looking as a red boy, and he is still such a bear. Beat him to death!

Seeing my menacing approach, Yinjiao was a little scared, and hurriedly raised the gourd and shouted at me: "Beautiful Xinyu!"

I sneered and didn't respond at all.

Yin Jiao shouted as he ran, "Grandma Xin Yugu!"

I:"……"

Silver Horn: "My lord Xinyu Queen!"

I:"……"

Seeing me getting closer and closer, Yinjiao was sweating coldly in fear. He didn't have any housekeeping skills at all, and his ability to move mountains was broken by me and Brother Hou before, and now he relies on these treasures to play tricks.After being chased around the mountain by me, he hurriedly shouted: "Li, Mrs. Li! Nezha's wife! The third prince's sweetheart!"

Subconsciously, I responded happily: "Hey~~~"

Then with a whoosh, I was also sucked into the gourd due to irresistible factors.Brother Monkey and I met in the gourd, he wanted to wring my ears off.

"What did you call you, brat?"

"Call someone Mrs. Li, how can you resist it." I shyly held my face together, with a happy expression on my face.

"You are absolutely stupid."

"Didn't you just be called grandpa by someone in a fancy way!"

Brother Hou and I bickered louder and louder, and could be heard outside the gourd.The gold and silver horns wanted to watch the excitement, so they opened the gourd stopper a little, Brother Hou saw the needle, pulled me, and then turned into green smoke and floated out.Only the two stand-ins were left there to continue bickering, and the green smoke slowly drifted away, rounding the corner of the cave, and the two of us turned into flies again.

Now I can really rub my hands with flies.

Originally, Brother Hou and I came to call for a fight, leaving Tang Seng and the others to hide behind.Unexpectedly, the team was arrested just by being locked in the gourd.Tang Seng hugged his little donkey and resolutely refused to let it go into the pot. Zhu Bajie was tied up and hung on the soup pot, and Drifting was pressed to the ground by the mad white dragon dog and licked.

The team's style of painting is a bit spicy.

Brother Hou hated iron and steel and said, "That pig was very aggressive when we were fighting with me, but how is it now?"

I thought about it, and answered like this: "Probably because the one who is favored has nothing to fear? After all, he is your junior brother, so if you make trouble with you twice, you won't really be beaten to death."

Brother Monkey: "Come on, stew Bajie."

Brother Hou was very happy with Aojiao's gesture, and in the end I split up with him.He is responsible for attracting artillery fire, and I am responsible for stealing treasures.Monkey brother played tricks, it was really hard to guard against.Golden Horn and Silver Horn didn't know that the baby was replaced by me, and they tried to provoke the fire.The silver horn was sucked into the purple gold gourd, while the golden horn was tied into rice dumplings.

Seeing Brother Hou and I trying our best to turn the tide and turn the situation back, Tang Seng's eyes lit up, and he almost stood up and called.

Just as he was thinking about what to do with the gold and silver king, a clear male voice sounded from the sky.The Taishang Laojun came to us with a fairy spirit on a cloud, and the Tang monk who saw the gods and worshiped them greeted us again.After Taishang Laojun responded with a smile, his eyes shifted to the treasure that Brother Monkey was holding.

He didn't ask for the magic weapon directly from Brother Hou, but asked Tang Seng for it.

Tang Seng glanced at Brother Hou, then at Xianyan, and said in a low voice, "This is thanks to the wit of the big apprentice, how to deal with the magic weapon, I can't make decisions for him as a teacher."

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Brother Hou snorted proudly: "Master is still sensible, you bitch Taoist priest, tolerated the disaster of the boy you sat down in the lower realm, isn't it too late to come now?"

Taishang Laojun: "Great Sage, calm down, I really didn't know that the two of them descended to earth without permission."

Monkey Brother: "How many people are in my palace, don't you have a count?"

Taishang Laojun probably doesn't want to communicate with Brother Monkey anymore, and he can't talk to him or beat him no matter what.Remembering that he gave Xiaobailong the pill before, I secretly whispered a few words to Brother Monkey.After thinking about it, Brother Hou put on a smiling face again, and threw several magic weapons to the other party.

"Forget it, Lao Sun is not a person who is greedy for cheap. I just want to ask you for some elixir in the future. Will you help me?"

"That's easy to say."

The Heavenly Lord was relieved now, Jin Yinjiao didn't dare fart at the moment, and obediently changed back to Daotong and stood beside him.When the three of them were about to leave, the fox old gentleman looked back at me again.

"Little stone demon."

"Old gentleman, I'm here!" I obediently responded.

"The third prince was injured, you know that."

"what?"

"Would you like to follow me to the sky?"

These days I have been traveling with a group to learn from the scriptures, and I have never been to heaven. How could I know this.Seeing my anxious expression, Brother Hou understood in seconds, and waved his hand to tell me to get out first.After explaining a few words to Tang Seng, I followed Taishang Laojun to the Heavenly Court.

I was always preparing to speed up on the way, Taishang Laojun was not in a hurry, just let me take it easy, don't speed, lest I hit other gods.

Me: "I'm in a hurry!"

Taihang Laojun: "The third prince was brought back by the giant spirit god. A group of immortals have already visited him. It's all right."

Me: "Thank you sir for telling me about this."

Taishang Laojun: "You help me and the monkey head intercede to get back the magic weapon, and I will also help you."

Did I unknowingly get an assist!

Under my repeated questioning, Taishang Laojun told me in detail about Nezha's injury.Nezha, Li Tianwang and other gods went to Beiju Luzhou to subdue the demons. Originally, Erlang God was going to support him later, but he didn't expect that Xiao Tiangou was captured by the demons, and Erlang God lost his way again.When the other side rushed to help, Nezha had already finished the fight, but he was seriously injured, losing two arms and legs made of lotus roots.

Li Jing, the son-in-law, hurriedly hugged the broken Nezha to find Tathagata, and then reshaped his physical body for him, but now he is recuperating in the palace.

As soon as I arrived at the Heavenly Palace, I was about to run to Nezha's mansion, but the Taishang Laojun grabbed me by the collar and brought me back.

Me: "I'm in a hurry!"

Taishang Laojun: "Then you have to find the right direction, this is it."

After a closer look, I was really anxious to find the wrong direction.With a dry laugh, I found the right route and rushed.Nezha's house has always been deserted and deserted, there are no fairies or men who serve him, and everything is done by himself.Occasionally, gods come to visit, that is, to talk about work matters, so it is really boring to think about Nezha.

This frigid decoration style reminds me of the goddess Chang'e.

The courtyard is very large, and there is a lotus pond in the backyard, which is the most beautiful place in Nezha's house.The fairy air is lingering, the clouds are thin, the ever-blossoming lotus is pink and soft, and the fat lotus leaves make the flowers more delicate and beautiful.

But now is not the time to admire the lotus pond. I was anxious to find Nezha, turned around the corridor, and bumped into someone. "Ouch!" I hugged my head and shouted.

"You, why are you haunted! How many times have I seen you! Who do you want me to see again?"

Rubbing my head, I finally saw that the person in front of me was actually Zixia!He also had a pain in his chest from being hit by me, and he rubbed his chest and grinned and asked me.

"I didn't see you for a doctor. Don't you know that we are destined to meet from thousands of miles away! This shows that our fate is very deep... No, why are you at Nezha's house! Why don't you take good care of your queen mother and empress, why are you playing guest roles everywhere!" Molesting Halfway through realizing the question, I asked it seriously.

"You think this fairy is thinking about it! The Queen Mother is worried about the third prince, and there is no maid in his house, so I am here to take care of one or two." The phoenix eyes stared, and Zixia did not show any weakness. Thinking of something, he asked again: "How do you know that the third prince is injured?"

"The Taishang Laojun said, what about Nezha? Where's my lotus root!"

"...you need some morals."

Seeing that I was really anxious and didn't bother to quarrel, Zixia told me some precautions and was about to leave.I grabbed his sleeve again and asked, "Why are you telling me this?"

Zixia: "Since you are here, I will leave the job of raising lotus root to you."

Me: "Thank you, Chengquan, but you haven't told me yet, where is Nezha?"

Zixia glanced across the beautiful lotus pond, smiled unfathomably, and patted my forehead: "I can only help you here~"

Hey, this is very disrespectful!Help a little more!Xiaoxiaxia~

But since Zixia still has time to make jokes, Nezha's injury is probably not a big problem, after all, Tathagata has mostly shot.

I thought about going to the room to find it, but after I took a few steps, I heard the sound of water breaking behind me, accompanied by the crackling sound of lotus leaves pushing and shoving.Looking back curiously, I happened to see a person poking out of the water.

The cloud and mist were blown away, and in the dense water vapor, Nezha's black hair was like a waterfall, and his undressed body was hidden among the lotus flowers. Water droplets slid from his cheeks and disappeared along the curve of his body in an invisible place.The young man's eyes were empty, as if he hadn't come back to his senses, but instead showed a side of ignorance of the world, and the aloof aloof aloofness was gone.

I watched this scene bestowed by God, opened my mouth into an O shape unconsciously, looked straight at my eyes, and became cautious even in breathing.

Every time I saw him in the past, I always looked fully armed, even when I was pretending to be Liansheng, I was full of aura.Seeing his innocent and defenseless appearance now, it's really... Itchy.Hold on, hold on, O stone!You can't act too weird!

"New jade?"

Before I came back to my senses, Nezha came back to my senses first.

When my name was called out, I reflexively stood still and responded loudly, "Yes!"

"Why are you here?" The boy tilted his head slightly, his wet black hair slanted down, covering the red plums on his chest.

Excited -

The nasal cavity is hot, and the nosebleeds are ticking.The nosebleed this time is really not wronged at all!I pinched my nose with my left hand, and supported the pillar beside me with my right hand, "I heard Taishang Laojun said that you were injured, and I was very worried, so I wanted to come and see you!"

"Thanks, I'm much better."

"Yes, but he says your arms and legs are broken!"

"Don't worry, it's okay now."

"How can you not worry!"

"I made you angry again?"

"what?"

"You have another nosebleed."

"..."

Now that you know that you make me angry, can you let me vent my anger?Although I think so, I can't say such heartless words to a wounded person!will be hated!I'm here to visit the sick, not to take advantage!I really wish I could cut off my unworthy nose and become Voldemort!

The nosebleed couldn't stop, and I was really angry. I looked at the boy cheekily, and made a begging gesture: "Why don't you give me two pieces of lotus root to eat, so I can calm down the anger."

"it is good."

After speaking, Nezha sank into the water again, and when he came out again, he was holding a lotus root that had been washed away from the mud. It was white, tender and delicious, and looked especially suitable for cold salad.

I stared blankly at him approaching step by step in the water, and blurted out: "Is biting you and biting this the same effect?"

"..."

Nezha stuffed the lotus root in my mouth.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Xinyu for getting to Nezha =W=

Yesterday's message was so intense!I am really happy! [Quick roll]

A hundred flowers bloom, each sticks to his own words, how full of passion!Also let me know what everyone thinks!In addition, there is another group of message forces that is particularly terrifying and has become a faction of its own, that is-Missing the lotus root group.

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