[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

The boy's lips were as soft as a cloud, they were pressed together briskly, and then separated with a blink of an eye, completely different from his perverse temper.

But nympho has a bottom line!

No matter how Buddha-nature is about to get angry, the small volcano bursts to the top and erupts.I pushed Honghaier away with a palm, raised my hand and slapped it, Honghaier seemed to have expected this, grabbed my hand, and then pressed me against the stone wall, with his arms facing up and grasping firmly.

"My daughter's heart is soft, and she will be subdued after a few coaxings. And if you say no, you just want it. Am I wrong?"

Watch out for my hands, but not my feet, kid!I bent my knees and pushed him hard, and the red boy was kicked in the face without any precautions. He let go of my paw with a muffled grunt and bent down with a livid face.

I twisted my wrist, looked at him coldly, and taught me: "It's not just wrong, it's a big mistake! You're really terrified, who did you learn these nonsensical nonsense from? Two people love each other so much It's just a flirt, otherwise it's just looking for a fight!"

The red boy continued to huddle together, indifferent to my education, and seemed to be hurt badly.Just now I pushed hard in annoyance, it is true that something is wrong, it will not break the little calf, the bull devil and the iron fan will definitely kill me!

My pretense didn't last long, and I was bluffed by him like this.To be honest, it's better for him to be missing an arm or a broken leg than a broken calf.I coughed twice, moved in front of him, bent down and asked in a low voice.

"Red boy? Are you okay?"

"Well……"

A sentence came out between the teeth as a response, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead. I was really worried that I would damage him, so I asked anxiously, "Is it very painful? Well, it may be better after a while!"

"Tsk, you thought you were having a baby..."

"Here, shall I help you to lie on the bed?"

"Xinyu, it's broken! It's bleeding!"

"what!?"

Five thunders strike the top, so fragile!Since it can heal even if the arm is broken, so should the little calf.My face changed drastically, and I was so frightened that I wanted to go to rescue soldiers, but Hong Haier held me down, tears glistened in her red eyes.

"You are responsible to me!"

I don't have a chance to be responsible to you, your father and mother killed me in minutes.It's important to save your life, and it's even more important to protect Hongbai's little calf, so I hurriedly said, "In any case, calm down, I'll go find the jade-faced fox and let him see where you are!"

"It hurts, it hurts, don't go."

"Where does it hurt, my ancestor!"

"Touch, here."

As he said that, he was about to grab my hand and press it down. My scalp was numb with shock, "Wait, it's not right! I'm not a doctor! I can't see or touch!"

Red Boy: "Haven't you touched me less?"

Me: "That was when you were a child! Now that you are older, okay! Do you understand that boys need to feel sorry for themselves!"

Red Boy: "Now you know I'm grown up? Then teach me."

Me: "First of all, keep an arm's distance away, don't come up to me at every turn, and don't grab my hand to touch your little calf!"

Hong Haier: "I don't know who threw Nezha in his arms before?"

I:"……"

So this guy's little calf is all right!He is teasing me!

Facing Honghaier's sly expression, I understood it immediately, and felt like a mentally retarded person.Before the anger came up, suddenly, the lips softened again, a kiss like a dragonfly's touch, it was very annoying, but it didn't flow down.He laughed and rolled over and backed away, happy like a child weighing three hundred catties.

Angrily, I took out the pumpkin hammer: "Stop! I'm going to break your legs!"

Hong Hai'er stood up straight and spread his hands: "I kissed you with my own ability, why should I be beaten by you?"

Probably because he heard the movement from our side, Tang Seng ran over with a worried face. He threw himself in front of me, and I hurriedly caught him, lest he bump into him.Seeing him running, Hong Haier raised his brows, not very happy.

Red Boy: "Monk Tang, if you disturb someone's flirting, you will be struck by lightning."

Tang Seng: "Xinyu you!"

Me: "Listen to him farting!"

Tang Seng put on an expression of resignation to death: "The poor monk has decided! You release the new jade, and the poor monk will do whatever you want, whether it's eating or marrying!"

Red Boy: "..."

I was so moved: "Little Tang!"

Then Honghaier asked a group of little demons to carry Tang Seng out, while his shouts were still echoing outside, saying that Honghaier should think carefully.In a blink of an eye, Honghaier and I were the only ones left in the cave again, and I kept a vigilant distance from him.

"Why are you so afraid of me? It won't hurt you." Red Boy put on that innocent face again, blinking at me.

"I'm allergic to you."

"Then you make me angry~"

Why are these words so familiar.

"I have something to ask you. Your name is Aunt Yumian Fox. Could it be your father's?"

"It's the little fox that Dad was looking for outside."

Wait, so the jade-faced fox should be the second mother of the red boy, so why does it behave so ambiguously towards the red boy.I think there is a piece of green grassland growing out of the Bull Demon King's head, which was planted by his son.Hey, I dare not watch this late-night file.

As if guessing what I was thinking, Hong Haier's eyes flashed, "Don't think too much, I am very quiet, because the other party is my aunt, and I have always been respectful."

I said bluntly: "No, I think your aunt is interested in you."

Red Boy: "Then I don't care about it, but I have to thank it for sending you here."

If the jade-faced fox really likes the red boy, he must be green with regret now.The operation is too coquettish, I just want to beat myself.

"It's late at night, Xinyu, go to sleep."

"If you don't go, how can I sleep."

"Then give me a kiss, and I'll leave right away."

I want to kill a cow!From this guy, I can actually see my rascal. I used to have the same attitude towards Nezha.Now that I think about it, his temper is really good, and he didn't beat me to death.But it's also because my behavior hasn't gone too far, should I change my attitude towards Nezha in the future?

In the end, I beat Hong Haier with rock-paper-scissors and fooled him away.Lying on the bed, I kept my eyes open all night until dawn. Unexpectedly, before the red boy came to trouble me, it was the jade-faced fox.

It didn't keep its original shape, but turned into a man's body. I squinted at it: "What are you doing, I won't recognize you if you change your skin?"

Jade-faced fox: "Of course I want to chat with you, but to be on the safe side, I'd better change into a man so that I won't be beaten by you."

When I get angry, the handsome man hits me too!

"Wait, you are androgynous, switching genders at will?"

"That's right, women and men, there is nothing I, a jade-faced fox, can't handle."

For a split second something terrible popped up in my head, but I decided not to pursue it.

"...I've heard about you a long time ago. Didn't you hook up with the Bull Demon King? No matter how small you are, you won't let it go?"

"The old cow has already taken it, so it is natural to attack towards a new target. Now I want to gnaw hard bones~ He was still young a hundred years ago, but I didn't expect it to be so delicious now."

God, I was so stupid, I thought it really liked Honghaier, but it turned out to be just a stamp collector's mood.In modern times, there is a saying of collecting boyfriends and girlfriends of constellations. Putting them here can really collect the objects of the twelve zodiac signs, which is inexplicably admirable.

Seeing my complex expression, the jade-faced fox snorted, "I thought tying Monk Tang would make him happy, but I missed you. How can you have me?"

I nodded humbly: "What you said is that I'm not as good as you anywhere, and the red boy's eyes are not very good."

Jade-faced fox: "That kid even came to me specifically to ask me how to take you down. He was also very arrogant and said that he wanted to get your heart. I said, I just took care of you, Wushan Yunyu matter It's so comfortable, and the young man's body is so beautiful, you still don't ask for him."

"..."

I used to always think that I was an old driver, but now I feel that compared with the jade-faced fox, it is nothing like mud.It seems that some of Honghaier's methods of pursuing women were taught by her?If this fox keeps teasing Hong Haier, it will inevitably be bad for me.That kid has a rather perverse personality, he eats soft but not hard, how can I deal with the two together.

I have to find a way to get rid of the jade-faced fox.

After some thought, I thought about it, and showed disdain on the face: "Hmph, do you think everyone is like you? And you think too well of yourself, not to mention my nephew, just randomly pick one from my team , you can't take it!"

The jade-faced fox, who was full of confidence in his housekeeping skills, couldn't take it anymore, and immediately changed his face, and said angrily: "Who! I can't take whoever you say! Then Zhu Bajie will be weak when he sees me!"

"Bajie is just not soft-hearted towards the girl, but actually has another love in his heart. Little Tang, Brother Sha, and Little Bailong will never fall in love with you. In the end, I, Brother Monkey, must be something you can't take down!"

"Oh~ you mean that monkey grandson? I'll show you the strategy!"

After finishing speaking, he turned and left arrogantly, Brother Monkey, I am sorry for you, but I believe in you.Thinking silently in my heart, I just breathed a sigh of relief when I heard the young man's cheerful laughter.

Headache, that cowboy is at it again.

The red boy looked at me with crooked eyes: "Are you jealous if you send my aunt to the monkey?"

I was stunned: "Huh?"

Red Boy: "Because she's always clinging to me, so you're jealous."

I:"……"

Now I really want to beat myself to death every time I think too much about Nezha.

"Report! Your Majesty! The monkey grandson is here!"

"Just in time, let him in."

This time Brother Hou came alone, and he didn't have the golden cudgel in his hand, he just came to pick up people.Red Boy sat on the throne, and Tang Seng and I stood on the left and on the right.

"Monkey head, have you decided who to take with you?"

"Take my master."

Without thinking about it, he said it, Honghaier laughed twice, and let Tang Seng go.Tang Seng looked suspicious: "Wukong, did you mispronounce your name? You are not Xinyu as your teacher!"

"It's you, Master. Don't talk too much, I'll take you away."

"Wait, but Xinyu..."

"My nephew has a deep affection for her and will not be treated badly."

Honghaier agrees with his words very much, and this time he even sent the little demon to escort them all the way out of the cave.When Brother Hou and the others went out, I saw that the jade-faced fox followed, so that I could deal with one less.

"Xinyu, look, that monkey doesn't want you, but his master. It's not worth you following him like this!"

"Woooooo! I'm so sad, let me go back and cry for three days!"

After I finished speaking, I pretended to cry and ran back to the room, and the red boy followed closely, coaxing: "Don't cry, he doesn't want you, I want you. You stay and marry me, you are my wife, You are the owner of this mountain, who dares to disrespect you?"

I would have learned a few passages of Buddhist scriptures with Xiao Tang a long time ago!These words really sound nice, but they are not spoken by the person I expected, alas.

I suddenly thought of Huang Paozi and Bai Huashou, who once imagined standing in the position of Huang Pao, but now I actually encountered Baihuasham's embarrassing situation.Is this retribution!But just because I can understand the mood of the two of them at this moment, I feel mixed feelings for a while.

Look at Honghaier's bright eyes, I know he's not joking.

When I go out in the future, I will definitely apologize to Baihua, woo woo woo...