[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

I thought that after the magic change of the plot, the Huluyang Baotuan sisters would come up with two very weird competitions, such as finding ten women with birthmarks on their buttocks, or finding ten men who can do seven times in one night.Unexpectedly, the first one is to compare the strength, and the second is to put the oil in the pan.This kind of plot, which is obviously far away from the main drama, returns to the painting style at this time, which makes people feel powerless and gratified.

The first event is the competition of determination, this one will let Tang Seng play, and Zhu Bajie will put the oil pan on. The last competition is the obstacle race I think, and I will participate.The competition was scheduled for three days later, during these three days, Brother Hou was holding Zhu Bajie to practice mana like crazy, only to throw him into the frying pan to practice.As for me and Tang Seng, he wasn't too worried.

In private, when we were training and arranging the arena, Zhu Bajie found me and Drifting and secretly complained, saying that the little tiger girl is deeply in love, and Brother Hou really doesn't understand the style, because the stones in the latrine are smelly and hard.Of course I was defending Brother Monkey at this time, Zhu Bajie didn't take it seriously, he gnawed on a pancake and blamed me, saying that Brother Monkey and I knew that we would team up to trick him.

"You and Brother Hou are really perverted, and you are ashamed of Baihua. Kui Mulang, Honghaier, and Little Tiger are so devoted to you that I am so moved. Just like my sister Chang'e, my heart can survive I'll freeze to death for you." Zhu Bajie, who gnawed away the scum of the sesame seed cake, looked at me quietly, full of resentment.

Before I could speak, Drifting spoke even more sinisterly: "Second senior brother, then I've been thinking about you for a long time, so you should give me some response."

"Old Sha, you are going to die! Are you in love? You just want to eat me! Damn, what kind of brothers are there in the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

I was amused, so I suppressed my smile and said seriously: "Then according to what you said, Goddess Chang'e should also respond to you. Nezha should also respond to me?"

Zhu Bajie: "It was originally!"

I patted his big belly, and said melancholy: "Nezha responded to me, how can I respond to Honghaier. So, sometimes there is no reason to explain emotional matters, let alone talk about fairness."

Zhu Bajie was silent for a while, snorted and didn't answer, this idiot is also a veteran in the field of feelings, how could he not understand these meanings, but just wanted to bicker.I flicked his big ears, telling him that it's time to practice. He finished nibbling the pancakes, wiped the oil stains from his hands on Drifting's clothes, and followed.

During the training, things were going well, Brother Hou not only supervised us, but also went to the front row to scout our opponents.He felt that the opponent was nothing to be afraid of. It didn't matter if he singled out the other three. These competitions were also rubbish, but it was a pity that he was suspended.This feeling of freedom of life and death being controlled by others is really uncomfortable. He jumped up and down more than usual, and even thought that if Tang Seng can't take back the order if he loses the game, then he will give up his burden and quit!Or knock out Tang Seng and go straight to the road!

Brother Hou was really anxious when discussing this with me. I comforted him, patted his furry head, and said firmly: "Don't worry, if you don't like this marriage, mother will not agree!"

"Fuck you! I haven't thrown you out yet!"

Pushing away my hand, Brother Hou pinched my face and pulled hard.When my face was elongated like a Shar Pei, he laughed and let go of his paws.I rubbed my flushed face, thinking that if I hadn't made him happy, I wouldn't have treated my face like dough for him to tear.

"Are you in a better mood?" I looked at him with my chin resting on my hands.

"Hey, yes, I let the impostor Liu Er marry this short-legged tiger!"

"Hey! Are you so sure that we will lose! Companion love!"

"I'm not worried about you and Master! I'm just afraid that those three little monsters are playing tricks, and Bajie is like an undercover agent sent by the other party! Can I rest assured that I will marry you all day long!"

I couldn't refute Brother Hou's complaints, so I followed his words and said, "But the six-eared macaque hasn't come out to make trouble recently. Who knows where he is, and he definitely won't agree."

Brother Hou's bright eyes showed a bit of air. He walked into the yard and put his hips on his hips and shouted, "Six-eared macaque! Come out! Your grandpa is looking for you!"

"How can this be called..."

Before I finished speaking, my eyes rolled halfway, a silver light flashed, and the majestic and handsome six-eared macaque in human form appeared boldly.I opened my mouth and fisted, and stared at him dumbfounded.Are you a meowing dog!On call?And how long have you been secretly following the tour group!Are you so fanatical about chasing stars?Isn't it boring?Is there nothing else to do!

A series of barrage-like complaints flashed across my mind. Just as Liu Er, who was in good spirits, was about to raise his stick to hit me, Brother Hou made a truce with Erkang, and then brazenly asked the other party to marry Humei instead.

Six-eared macaque: "Sun Wukong! You are getting more and more depraved! You still want to learn how ordinary people get married and have children!"

Brother Monkey: "No, I want you to marry me. Don't you like to imitate me? No, I already found you a wife. You're welcome."

The six-eared macaque was so angry that the corners of its mouth twitched: "Who the hell wants to get married! I will beat you to death today, and I will go to learn scriptures for you! Go away, stupid stone monster!"

Brother Hou pulled me behind, took out the golden cudgel from his ear, and went forward to meet me.The two flying monkeys flew into the sky at once. I looked up at the stars at night and sighed.So Brother Hou actually didn't want the other party to marry Humei instead of him, but just wanted to vent his anger and fight.Of course, it would be even better if the other party can marry, but this is obviously impossible.Then the six ears who are arrogant in the second year of middle school don't know what kind of girl they will like.

In the blink of an eye, it was the day of the competition, and Brother Hou's worries were not unreasonable.Those three cute little monsters really cheated. Tang Seng had a problem with the fast food he ate before, and he has been suffering from diarrhea today. Although it was cured with Zixia's medicine, he is dehydrated now, so he can only come to cheer Come on, how can I meditate under the scorching sun.

In the first competition, the determination changed from Tang Monk to Drifting Monk. Although the process was very tortuous, Society Sha still won the first round very well.This eased Brother Hou's desire to rush to the opposite side and kill the Three Demons a lot, and then Zhu Bajie went to the frying pan.Zhu Bajie, who jumped directly into the oil pot, seemed to be taking a bath happily. Over there, Drifting took a bunch of seasonings, and stood silently beside the pot, with some expectation in his eyes.

Brother Sha, you are really enough, how much do you want Zhu Bajie to become a fried pork cutlet!

Although Brother Hou didn't participate in this competition, he still moved his little hands and feet, causing Sister Yang to jump out of the frying pan because of the heat.But the other party was obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, and when he jumped out from the heat, he secretly cast a spell to blow up Zhu Bajie's frying pan.Boiling hot oil splashed everywhere, Brother Hou first protected Tang Monk who was sitting and resting behind, while Zhu Bajie fell naked on the ground with a confused expression.

I threw his clothes over, and before I could say anything, the little tiger over there was the first to say, "This game is a draw!"

Brother Monkey's molars creaked, but he restrained his temper, and said with a smirk: "Silly tiger, it's obviously your sister who couldn't stand the heat and ran out of the frying pan first, so it's a tie."

Sister Lu responded immediately: "But the pig landed first! Although my sister got out of the frying pan first, she didn't land! The rules of this game are first to land, first to lose!"

"Hahahahaha, so it is like this. I think you are itchy!" Brother Hou laughed twice, and then began to roll up his sleeves and prepare to fight the tiger.

I stopped Brother Hou and said to myself, "It's okay, we won one round and tied one round. The chances of winning are even greater, so can we start the third round?"

The obstacle race I set up starts from the south gate of Chechiguo as the starting point and ends, and then runs around the whole city. There are many obstacles set up on the way, and the clearance requirements of each level are clearly written. Failure to do so is considered a failure.If both parties complete all the requirements, whoever gets to the finish line first wins.There is cross-supervision by Brother Monkey and Sister Lu throughout the whole process, in order to prevent cheating.

Humei and I stood at the starting point to do warm-up activities. While twisting my neck and waist, I instilled in her the concept of how terrible a marriage without love is.Tiger girl was annoyed by what I said, she showed her fangs at me, and if she tried to force her, she would bite me to death.

As the referee, Tang Seng rode a little donkey to the middle, raised his hand, and shouted: "The competition begins!"

As soon as the words fell, Tiger Girl flew out like an arrow from the string, and I kept an even distance from her, followed not far or near, and then continued to instill in her the terrible meaning of loveless marriage. place.Because of my wordiness, she ran over the hurdles of the first level and fell down with mud all over her face. She is such a cute girl, and she has become an African. This appearance made the monkey brother in the sky laugh out loud.

Sister Lu supervised me. She really wanted to play tricks on me, but she was afraid of Brother Hou, so she felt aggrieved along the way. In the end, she just handed Sister Hu a pair of earplugs so that she would not be attacked by my nagging.

There are more and more levels to pass, I didn't fix the things about the knives and fires, it's all cute settings.Why do you turn around three times in the same place and shout "Wow", dance with little apples according to the villain in the picture book, and eat up the hilly pile of fruits in front of you in one go, there are all kinds of things that one expects to find.I can gradually feel Humei's collapsed mood, from the disdain at the beginning to the bitterness and hatred now.

She is a carnivore, eating the pile of peaches and bananas in pain, almost crying.I solved it easily, and then slipped away faster than her.Soon, I reached the last level, and there was a note on the table, which said to ask a fairy to accompany you to the finish line.Although I don't have many friends, I can definitely pull one down to accompany me to run the whole distance. This little tiger probably has no background, and he will definitely not be able to pass the last level.

Under the anxious gaze of Sister Lu, I waved my hands and jumped onto the somersault cloud to go to the heaven.I ran directly towards Zixia's den, but I bumped into Erlang Shen on the way. My forehead hurt from being hit, but he was fine.

Looking down at me, the handsome god helped me steady and asked politely: "Miss Xinyu, are you okay?"

"Hello Erlang God, goodbye Erlang God!"

After I finished speaking, I was about to run, but I just took a step, and before he called me, I stepped back and stared at him with bright eyes.What I didn't expect was that he also looked at me back with bright eyes, what's wrong?

"That's right, I lost Xiaotian, did Miss Xinyu see him?"

"That's it! I'm in a competition now, please Erlang God help me!"

I spoke out at the same time as him, according to this master's usual operations, it wasn't him who lost Xiaotian at all, but it was Xiaotian who lost him!Lu Chi is really too scary!

"Master, please help me, I will accompany you to find Xiao Tian, ​​and I will find it until I find it!"

"Okay, but Sun Wukong can't help him?"

"Just to help Brother Monkey! Otherwise, he will marry someone!"

"???"

Now I don't need to look for Zixia anymore, I just drag this master down.On the way, I told him what happened with the team in Chechiguo. Yang Jian smiled very cheerfully, and actually looked forward to Brother Monkey getting married.It seems that no matter how gentle and polite God is, he still wants to see Brother Hou suffer.

When I dragged Yang Jian to the finish line, Humei was still tearing up against the pile of fruits. When she saw that I had won, her bulging face showed a gratified expression.Since eating is so painful, you should give up!

In the end, we won the victory with two wins and one draw. Seeing that it was Yang Jian who came to help, Brother Hou didn't speak harshly and said that he was crazy. The two brothers hooked up with him and invited him to eat bananas.

Zhu Bajie approached me curiously, and asked gossipingly, "Why didn't you invite the third prince?"

I have a solemn expression: "If Nezha is not here, it will delay Brother Monkey. He is rarely in Heaven, isn't he?"

Over there, Yang Jian ate a banana and replied, "The third prince is in heaven right now."

I was taken aback: "Then I missed it?"

Brother Monkey said happily: "It's okay, it's okay, you go to heaven to play with him, I agree."

I was happy at first, then shrank again, twisted my sleeves and muttered: "Then I'd better not go, he may want to rest, so I won't bother."

Zhu Bajie came out from behind me again: "Oh, good girl, are you disturbing me less often?"

As soon as I grabbed his pig's ear and started arguing with him, when we were all in harmony, there was the cry of Humei.Because crying is so miserable, we have to pay attention to it, and Tang Seng especially despises these things.As soon as his compassion overflowed, he endured his physical discomfort and went to offer condolences.

The root cause of Humei's crying is not the sadness of liking Brother Hou but not being able to get it, but the indignation that her hard-won marriage has disappeared because she has been single for too long.So, after all, it's just too much trouble being single!Marriage maniac!

But this time Tang Seng didn't cheat Brother Hou, but came up with an idea, saying to introduce her to some partners.After all, she was crying so pitifully. If we can introduce it successfully, we have done a good deed, and if we don’t succeed, we have done our best.The three little demons all admire Tang Seng's attitude of being a holy father who doesn't care about past suspicions.

Since we are talking about Lalang matchmaking and blind dates, I will definitely not delay for a moment. Pointing to Yang Jian, I said: "Come on, Humei, look, this is recognized as the most handsome man in heaven, do you like it! Chang'e see Say it all!"

Yang Jian greeted Humei friendly first, which made Sister Yang and Sister Lu scream, which seemed to be the appetite of the sisters.Humei looked and looked, restrained her crying, jumped up again, shook her head and said, "Thank you, is there any more?"

He didn't even like the number one handsome man in heaven!I had no choice but to ask her what she liked.

Humei replied: "Men, it doesn't matter if you are a fairy or a monster!"

Me: "..." It can be said that I am very picky.

However, there is a saying that if you don’t choose, you can choose, and Yang Jian didn’t even like it!Then Monkey Brother took Yang Jian to find Xiaotiangou, and I took Humei to Baoxiang Country and Wuji Country, and asked Baihuasha and the old king to help find a beautiful man for a blind date.When I went to see Bai Huaxie, he thought I was in love, and picked out a hundred men with all kinds of charms to stand in front of me.

My little heart was not feeling well at the time.However, Humei glanced around like a military parade, but still didn't like it.I had no other choice, so I ran to Wuji Country.Unexpectedly, the prince of the Wuji Kingdom had a little interest in Humei. He knew she was a demon and wanted to marry her as a concubine, but what he got was that you were very nice, but we were not suitable, and it hurt my heart.

I didn't find all the beautiful men in the world for her, but I found quite a few. The single tiger didn't even like any of them. The sow who promised to be single for a long time also has good looks?As long as it's a man, it's fine!

I looked at her faintly and said, "I guess I know why you are single, you are too picky."

Humei snorted: "Since I can pick, why not pick! Besides, do you have a partner?"

Me: "..." I shook my head in embarrassment.

Humei: "Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps, you still don't have it."

Me: "Okay, okay, ancestor, let's go find it in the sky. If you want to match up with a god, you have to practice hard to become a fairy!"

I took Humei to Tiangong, because I have become a regular visitor, and now I brought a fresh little fairy up, and the uncle at Nantianmen didn't bother to care, and let us in directly.Hu Mei came to Tiangong for the first time, and there were various surprises in her eyes, but she didn't show the surprise of a country bumpkin out of face.I thought about showing her around, especially the Seven Fairies, the 28 Constellations and the Eight Immortals. It would be nice to catch anyone.

While I told her not to be too presumptuous here, I ran to Zixia's den.After bypassing a large erratic cloud, I slammed on the brakes and stopped, and it was Nezha leading the Xiaotian dog in front of me.I was startled, and when my eyes were about to meet, I dragged Humei and was about to slip away.I really want to get close to him, but after what happened to the red boy, I'm afraid that I'll offend him too much, anyway, I just want to slip now!

Humei also noticed the opposite side, and she stood still all of a sudden, and she couldn't pull her away, as if a nail had been planted under her feet.Suddenly, her beautiful big eyes glowed, and she pointed to the opposite side excitedly and shouted: "Xinyu, don't go back! I saw a good-looking kid in front of me! That is my appetite! Introduce me!" "

Five thunders hit the top!

Without even thinking about it, I jumped up and shouted angrily: "No!"

The author has something to say: Will Xinyu shoot herself in the foot? Let us wait and see! [Standard please listen to the next chapter to decompose 23333]

Who said I was short!