[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Humei is so cute and has big breasts, what if she and Nezha see eye to eye!I knew Nezha was very attractive to goblins. I used to be crazy about him with a group of sisters in the pagoda, and I didn't think there was anything wrong with it, but now I really don't want to be a pimp.In the past, I would have told Humei immediately and confidently, this is my lotus root, don't touch it!But now I dare not say that at all!

I was anxious to pick up Humei and slip away. She was so flexible at the moment, she slid away from my hand like a fish, and jumped to the opposite side in two or three steps.I gasped. It was too late for me to knock her unconscious with a hammer.

"New Jade."

When Nezha called out my name, I trembled in shock and fell in love for a second.If I wanted to walk over without crying, I reluctantly agreed.I lowered my head and was still thinking about how to pull Humei away. I would never introduce Nezha to her!

It turned out that I was thinking too much about everything. After Humei jumped over, she immediately squatted down and had a friendly and eager exchange with Xiaotiangou.She didn't even look at him, she just focused on rubbing the Xiaotian dog and caressing him in various ways.A dog's face was forcibly stuffed into the big chest, Xiaotian expressed a little suffocation, and the short tail trembled.

Looking at this scene, Nezha kindly stretched out his hand to pull Humei away, and Xiaotiangou hid behind him with a howl.Humei was annoyed that she wanted to snatch the dog, so I quickly stopped her. Once I knew that her target was not Nezha, I was relieved, so I started to explain.

"Nezha, I brought Humei on a blind date, just to find a husband for her. Don't get me wrong! I didn't want to introduce her to you. I originally wanted to find Zixia and the others, but now it seems that there is no need to look for her." She seems to have feelings for Xiaotian, by the way, Erlangshen was looking for Xiaotian, and she didn't expect to be with you."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Brother Hou's voice from afar. Looking back, he and Yang Jian came to find him.Seeing Yang Jian, Xiao Tian rushed over, so I had to explain that Humei was attracted to him. Yang Jian laughed when he heard this, rubbed his dog's head and praised him for his charm.

Xiaotian's face was full of helplessness: "Second brother."

Yang Jian: "Come on, Xiaotian, brother supports you."

Xiaotian: "..." I really don't want to talk to this road idiot.

"Brother Xiaotian, can you change form?"

"Uh, I can."

"Then let me have a look!"

Humei looked straight at Xiaotiangou, and she didn't intend to hide it. Compared with my gag to Nezha, she seemed to be more fiery and forthright.I secretly admired him, and secretly glanced at Nezha again, but I didn't expect to meet his eyes with this look.Why would you look at me!How long have you been looking at me like this!Could it be that Nezha suddenly likes me?

No, you have to close your brain and don't overdo it.

My mind was in chaos, I didn't listen to what Humei and Xiaotian said over there, until Nezha came to me and pulled my wrist.I was taken aback, and subconsciously wanted to grab it even tighter, but my rationality told me not to, but because I overreacted, I, the fuck, threw Nezha's hand away.

Nezha: "..."

I:"……"

The scene was a bit delicate at one point, Brother Hou realized that the atmosphere on my side was not right, I cried and asked him for help with my eyes.He jumped to my side, pushed me and said, "Let's go, let's go, that silly tiger has taken a fancy to Xiao Tiangou, let's stop watching here and hide first."

Then I was led away by Brother Monkey, and Yang Jian and Nezha also walked beside me, leaving the place for those two to bond.On such an almost straight road, Yang Jian made mistakes twice and was dragged back by Nezha. Teaming up with him was quite tiring.

"Hold hands, why did you get rid of him?" Brother Monkey whispered to me, but also didn't understand.

"I, am I afraid to bore him!"

"He hates you, and he will take the initiative to talk to you? He has already smashed you into stone slag."

"Really? I did so many annoying things before, and he didn't like it. He must have had a hard time."

Brother Hou stopped suddenly, looked at me with golden eyes, his expression became serious, and he didn't even dare to talk nonsense with me.

"I found out..."

"What?"

"Fool, you are getting deeper and deeper. How could you have such a small emotion of worrying about gains and losses in the past, and it has been hundreds of years. Brother Hou thinks it is time to go! You hold back Qu, I don’t feel happy looking at it!”

"My God, I want to express my heart directly! Speaking of which, I used to be very proactive, and my little husband kept shouting." I stared blankly at Brother Monkey, my eyes began to dodge, and I didn't have the confidence to speak.

"Then you take it seriously? You have a playful mentality and come here seriously. You see that you wanted to help the iron fan sister-in-law at the beginning, although you were blown away by the fan. Later, you helped the yellow robe, the bones, and the bones. Short-legged tiger, how come you are so shy and afraid?"

Well, whether it is Brother Monkey or not, I still can't hide it from him.When I was embarrassing Baihua, Tang Seng asked me why I didn't use these tricks against Nezha.In fact, it is the same as confession, because the answer will be obtained directly, so the more uncertain you are, the more afraid you will be.During those days in the pagoda, I really had a passion for Nezha, I thought he was good-looking and flirtatious, so I made troubles all day long.

In essence, I wanted to see the iceberg melt and bothered him in various ways, but then I didn't know what happened, and I felt more and more good about him when we got along.Obviously he is as taciturn as a scumbag, not humorous, not lively, not cute, not fond of laughing, not taking the initiative...

"Go ahead, fool."

Pushed me, I staggered a few steps forward, Brother Hou gave me a thumbs up and pulled Yang Jian away, so it was only me and Nezha standing face to face.

I look at the clouds, look at the toes of my shoes, but I dare not look at Nezha.But he approached like no one else, I was so confused, I opened my mouth and said: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get rid of you just now, but I'm just not used to it! Yes, look, you suddenly took someone's hand, so shy Well, at least give some time to buffer!"

"There's no need to apologize, it's my fault for holding you suddenly."

"No no no! You're doing the right thing! I'm overreacting!"

"You have something on your mind." Nezha was very sure, lowering his gaze, and looked at me indifferently.

I stuck my neck: "No, and, do you care if I have anything?"

"care."

"...Did I hear wrong? You just said you cared? Why, because you like—"

"Because we are friends."

"..." Go to your friend card!This is very different from the red boy who got the nephew card!The emotions that had been boiling were completely extinguished because of this sentence, it was a head-on blow.The passion that dissipated like a tide turned into a nameless anger, I looked up and stared at him: "Did you misunderstand your friend!"

"Although it is not as good as you and Monkey King, I will cherish this friendship."

"Friend? Then why are you holding my hand! How can a friend hold hands!"

"Didn't Sun Wukong take him too?"

It makes sense and I can't argue with that.

Nezha is still serious and innocent.He and I stared wide-eyed, the boy's cold and hard expression unexpectedly became a little softer, the line of his pursed lips rose slightly, and the whole person was immersed in the skylight, looking unreal.The indifference and aloofness towards me when we first met have completely disappeared, and indeed my attitude has changed a lot.But this is not what I want!I was really furious. It's not so much that he is not slow, it's better to say that he doesn't have that kind of thinking at all!

I finally couldn't restrain myself, and became furious: "Who wants to be friends with you!"

"..."

"I'd rather you call me a monster! Call me a monster! Shake me off! Ignore me on purpose! Don't call me a friend! Which friend will hug you and call you little mate, wishing to be clingy!" Go on you!"

Nezha's complexion changed slightly after being bluffed by me, and Nezha paused for a moment, then replied bluntly: "The banshee in the pagoda also did this."

"Then do you think they are all friends! Did they all go to court with you! Did they all call Li Tianwang Gonggong? Do you care so much!"

"No, no worship, no shout, and no."

The answer was really concise enough, I was angry and funny, and continued: "I don't want to be your friend!"

"Then what do you want to be mine?"

I grabbed Nezha's bright red skirt and pulled him in front of me. He let me go too far, with a trace of confusion in his black eyes.

"I like you! I want to be your wife! I want to be a fairy couple with you!"

He almost roared out these words, I saw the expression in his eyes change suddenly, the doubt was washed away, but he was full of surprise and bewilderment, even the usual coldness on his face was broken The omen, shaken.

I watched his expression expectantly and nervously, not wanting to miss anything, when suddenly, my hands were held by him.

The boy closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, all the emotions in the pupils receded, leaving only a palpitating clarity.He pulled my hand away and responded with the same tone of voice as usual.

"I always thought that your actions were just more playful than other demons, so I never took it seriously."

"How big is your heart! Do you need a sky-replenishing stone to mend it! Can any girl do this to you!"

"..."

"Although I'm skinny, I'm not so clingy to every man, only you, Nezha. You can take it as real now, and I have no second thoughts!"

"New Jade."

Saying my name, he shook his head slowly at me.

In the past, when I joked that I wanted to make a promise with my body, he also shook his head, but at the time he only thought it was fun and interesting, but now it hurts his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.This is basically a death sentence, is it a rejection?I wanted to save face and said that I was just joking, but I couldn't say it.I felt uncomfortable in my throat, my nasal cavity was sore, I took a breath, and ran away.

If the confession fails and you don’t run away, do you still keep it for the Chinese New Year!

I bumped my head against the iron-like chest, and I knew who it was with my eyes closed. I groaned, hugging Brother Monkey and crying loudly.Yang Jian on the side turned his eyes round in fright, and coaxed at the side.I tugged on Brother Hou's clothes and muttered inarticulately.

"Woooo! It's you who want me to confess! Nothing! Nothing!"

Brother Hou put his arms around me and hurriedly smoothed my hair, without distinguishing between black and white, and said sharply: "I'm going to teach Nezha a lesson!"

I wiped my snot and tears on his clothes, hiccupped and sobbed: "No! It wasn't, it wasn't his fault! Blame me for not being good enough! No, blame him for being too kind!"

"Is it good or not? It's been a long time since I saw you cry. I miss you."

"Brother Monkey, you're still laughing!"

"Not laughing! I swear!"

"Wow, I'm so sad! That red boy was also very sad at the time!"

"... At this time, you still miss your eldest nephew."

"It's all the world's fault!"

"That's enough for you, you don't need to learn the six-eared second-second speech!"

"I actually don't want to cry. There's nothing to cry about. Isn't it just a broken relationship? Look at the yellow robe, look at Xiaobai, look at the red boy... Woohoo! It's even more sad!"

"Lively crying about myself..."

"Use a golden cudgel to hit me with amnesia, I don't want to chase Nezha anymore, it's all fake! Fake!"

"When you cry enough, I'll beat you up, okay? But if I hit you with this stick, you won't be able to remember anything~"

"...Then, forget it, I will cry for a while. Maybe it will be fine in a few days."

When Humei came over, I had finished crying and my eyes were very red.She could tell something was wrong with me at a glance, but she didn't look very optimistic either.Later, Yang Jian left with Xiaotian, and me, Humei and Houge sat in a corner of the Tiangong and looked at the clouds and mist in the sky.

Me: "I'm broken in love."

Tiger Girl: "I failed."

After speaking in unison, both of us were stunned at the same time, and then hugged each other with a sad expression of being both fallen people in the world.Why don't you just find the white bones in the yellow robe and form a lovelorn front alliance together.

Seeing the look of our two poor dogs, Brother Hou couldn't help it anymore. He waved his hairy hand and said, "Excellence! Why don't you just keep doing it and find Yuelao to change the marriage line!"

Just do what you say, Brother Hou dragged us to Yuelao Mansion.Breaking into other people's lairs is something that Brother Monkey is familiar with. Old Man Yue was not around, so he took us straight to Huanglong and found the Pillar of All Things Marriage.There are more than a dozen huge wooden pillars in this room, covered with bamboo slices, and someone's name is written on the small bamboo slices.Some bamboo slices have red lines growing on them, which are connected to another bamboo slice of the Marriage Fate Column, while some bamboo slices are connected with blue lines.

In addition to the red and blue colors of the threads, some bamboo pieces have more than a dozen blue threads on them, which looks very spectacular. Of course, some bamboo pieces have no threads at all.

For example, Brother Monkey, I found a piece of bamboo with his name written on it, but there were no threads on it.Another example is Tang Seng, his bamboo slices are actually covered with blue threads. Hey!Miraculously, they also found Baihuaxiu and Huangpao, and there was a translucent red line between them.

"I found mine!"

Humei yelled, Brother Hou and I went over to look, and saw a blue line growing out of Humei's bamboo piece, which was connected to the bamboo piece with Xiaotiangou's name written on it.

Brother Hou scratched his head: "Why are the colors different, and some lines are still false and solid. It's annoying."

Me: "Does that mean you can like each other as long as you connect the threads?"

Humei: "But the line between me and Brother Gou is clearly connected! Why did he reject me!"

"Never mind, ugly girl, first find out who you and Nezha are, and connect the two of you!"

Brother Monkey plucked out his vellus hair and blew out a bunch of little monkeys to help him find it. I also started to rummage, and soon I found myself in a pile of bamboo slices.Then I found out that there are two blue lines on my bamboo piece.I looked along these two lines, one was connected to Honghaier, and the other was connected to Nezha.

I called Brother Monkey to come and take a look, and he leaned over with a serious look on his face: "What do you mean?"

"Does this represent a single arrow? That is to say, Red Boy likes me, and I like Nezha?"

"Hahahaha, you are right, little girl. The blue line represents the person you like in your heart, and the red line represents the person who is in love with each other."

A heroic laughter came from outside the door, we looked back three times, and a silver-haired old man with dreadlocks and dreadlocks came in, shaking a cattail fan.There is a gourd of wine pinned to his waist, and the sound of water swaying when he walks, if Brother Hou said that this is Yuelao, I would have thought it was Jigong!

The author has something to say: It is true that Huniu has taken a fancy to Xiaotian, and if she can't fool you, she has started to go against the routine!

As for the sudden confession, let's talk first, I'll take a pot cover...