[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

The elegant and handsome man in his arms was foaming indistinctly, with red bumps on his face. I'm used to Xiao Bailong's madness attack, but the problem is that this time seems to be different from before. In the past, he The sound is either barking like a dog or growling. This time, I can actually call my name.

But calling me by name doesn't mean anything, I still have convulsions.When I was about to pick him up to find the team, Brother Hou had already rolled over in the air. I hugged the dragon in my arms and shouted loudly.

"Here! Brother Monkey! Xiaolong is sick again!"

Brother Hou first rushed over with a look on his face, and pulled me up as soon as he landed, and the little white dragon fell to the ground as soon as I let go.I groaned and was about to help, but Brother Hou hurriedly stopped me.

"Don't touch him! You idiot!"

I looked at Brother Monkey with a black question mark face, and pouted aggrievedly: "I've only been a fish for a while, so you won't get close to me! I'm still not your good girl!"

"What stupid things are you talking about? Little Bailong has recovered from his madness!"

I was really surprised when I heard Brother Monkey’s words, and I took a few more glances at the little dragon man on the ground who gradually stopped trembling. He didn’t seem to be recovering, and I asked suspiciously: “This is a good thing! But he It's twitching and pimples, is it normal for dragons?"

"The madness is cured, but he still has problems!"

"What? Why can't I understand the words."

"To put it simply, Xiao Bailong smashed a big rock one night, and he suddenly became insane. But he still has an unspeakable secret, that is, he cannot contact women other than his family, and he will be allergic to women when he touches them. Acne, if it is serious, you will convulse, spit white foam and pass out. Look at you, you just hugged and hugged him just now, isn't this killing him?"

"Is it so serious!"

"That's right, the treasure bestowed by the Jade Emperor was broken back then because the seahorse banshee accidentally touched his hand, he was frightened and didn't pay attention..."

"This can't be described as unlucky anymore! Then let him explore the way alone when it's so dangerous?"

"Junior brother wants to come by himself. I thought it would be okay to train him, and can ordinary women get close to him. Who knows that he was killed by you instead of being knocked down by other monsters."

"Ahem, I was wrong."

After silently listening to Brother Monkey's explanation, I couldn't help but want to light a row of candles for Xiao Bailong. It's okay for other boys to be shy, he has already reached the point where he can't touch women!Fighter in Lucky E!

Brother Hou hugged Xiao Bailong and let him rest under the shade of the tree. Over there, Zhu Bajie and the others led the donkey to protect Tang Seng.Seeing that I was back, everyone greeted me normally, without the alienation of being isolated for too long.My heart felt warm, but when I thought of the fainting little Bailong, I frowned again.

"So, I won't be able to have friendly exchanges with Xiaolonglong in the future?" I looked at him with my chin resting on my face, feeling very regretful.It suddenly occurred to me that when Mo Ang was hesitant to talk to me before, she probably wanted to tell me about this matter?

Zhu Bajie drank the water in the water bag in a hurry, wiped the water stains around his mouth with his sleeve, and joked: "My little brother is not blessed to receive the favor of a beautiful woman, but it's okay, women wear intestines."

Drifting Monk: "Second senior brother, isn't your belly still rotten? Stir-fried pig intestines are also good."

Zhu Bajie: "Go away, you old Sha!"

Brother Hou pushed my head with his paw, and smiled: "It's fine to speak normally, but if you don't go up, just touch and rub him, what will happen to him?"

I stroked my messy hair, and replied honestly: "Hey, I got it. I will behave myself and never touch him, no, how can I say that I am like a pervert?"

Brother Hou kindly messed with my hair again: "Isn't it? I'm such a sign of my little teacher, and now I'm cured of my madness again. I'm really afraid that you will destroy the flower with your hands."

"Be sober! I'm your sister! Don't turn your elbows to my junior brother! It's right for Xiaolong to covet my beauty, am I not beautiful!"

"Oh, so what record do you have so far?"

"I, I..." Meow, I really didn't expect that I would be popular.Compared with the Goddess Chang'e, she is simply tofu.

"Hey, I'll do the math for Xinyu. Nezha refuses. Those who can't be fascinated by the sky can be counted as red boys, but they are all children. They have never been tempted by mature men. According to the old pig, they are still Cuilan's kind of petite jade, Chang'e's sister is so cold and refined!" Zhu Bajie leaned over in a cheap way, and began to make remarks.

"Actually, the poor monk thinks the new jade looks good." Tang Seng, who was waiting for dinner, suddenly joined the topic, his big eyes sparkling.

"Look! It's Xiao Tang who knows the goods! He is the real man!" I put my hips on my hips and exhaled from my nose.

Zhu Bajie snorted, hugged his stomach and complained: "Master is obviously a monk, he can't be considered a real man. What's the use of that thing, he doesn't need it."

Tang Seng smiled but did not smile: "...Wukong Drifting, charcoal grilled pig tail, cold pig ears, braised pig trotters, spicy pig intestines, understand."

Zhu Bajie hurriedly hugged his thigh: "Master, I was wrong! It's all my pig's mouth to blame!"

What the hell are you talking about!Zhu Bajie, why do you know Tang Seng's size?When did Xiao Tang know the names of so many dishes!

Anyway, I think I am beautiful, and I don't have the same knowledge as these people.I thought of the medicinal wine that Zixia had given me. I dug it out from the box and handed it to Tang Seng: "This medicine is useful for safekeeping on the small dragon's pimples. You used this before."

Tang Seng took the medicine and hurried to implement it. He had long thought about the addiction of taking care of others. After all, the group pet has been taken care of by everyone.

Drifting's craftsmanship is getting better and better, and the green vegetable porridge is delicious. I drank several bowls of rice soup mixed with vegetable roots with satisfaction.Brother Hou still eats a lot of fruit. After he finished eating, he said he was going to explore the way ahead. I was about to go with him, but he waved his hand.

"You just came back from being a fish, take a break, I'll go by myself. If you encounter monsters, wipe them out!"

Before leaving, just to be on the safe side, Brother Hou drew a big circle around everyone with a golden cudgel.In this way, there is no need to worry about stepping on it accidentally. Tang Seng waved his hand and told him to pay attention to safety and go back early.

The team is really getting more and more harmonious.

As the night fell, Zhu Bajie stayed in the circle and fell asleep.Tang Seng chanted scriptures and meditated. Maybe he had traveled too much today. After a while, he also fell asleep leaning on the little donkey.Drifting took out the patched quilt from the luggage and covered them, and tucked the corners of the quilt considerately.

I simply said: "Brother Sha, you should sleep for a while too, there is Brother Monkey's circle and I will guard it, don't worry."

Brother Sha is a practical person, and he didn't refuse, he just said: "That brother is asleep, wake him up if you have something to do."

"Okay~"

Coincidentally, just as they fell asleep, the fainting little white dragon woke up unexpectedly.Just as I was about to happily pass by, he crawled out with his eyes wide open in horror, seeing that he was about to withdraw from Brother Monkey's circle, I hurriedly stopped.

"Stop, stop, stop! I won't touch you in the past! Calm down!" I always feel like a hooligan who wants to do bad things to a woman from a good family.

Xiao Bailong realized that he had overreacted, and a trace of guilt appeared on his handsome face. He looked at me cautiously, and said softly, "Xinyu, yes, I'm sorry. I don't hate you, it's just that my heart... "

"Hey, there's no need to explain, brother monkey told me all about it, congratulations on your recovery from a serious illness! And I understand, who doesn't have a hobby."

"Thank you, but this is not a hobby..."

"Well, that's called a small defect? ​​I'm not a nymphomaniac, and I still have a runny nose when I see people..." I almost said the old things, but when I got to my mouth, I felt that the words were boring, so I stopped.

I ran away from the pool quietly. Will he notice it, but Zixia will explain it.

Suddenly, the shoe was poked by a branch a few times, and I looked up at the little white dragon who was poking me with the branch.What's the matter with the déjà vu of children playing with shit!

"I know about you and Nezha third prince, don't be too sad."

"No! I'm not sad at all. It's just that I'm a little sad thinking that I won't be able to stroke your hair anymore."

"If you really want to touch it, well, if I turn into a white dog again, I can just touch it thirty times." Suddenly put on a look of resignation, Xiao Bailong was about to perform a trick to transform.

I quickly stopped: "No, no, I'm joking. You will be allergic to touch you, don't try so hard just to comfort me. Now that you have recovered, do you remember everything about the madman?"

Little Bailong blushed, and said shamelessly: "I remember, I caused a lot of troubles for my senior brother and you along the way, please take care of me, and almost caused my senior brother to marry a tiger demon."

I waved my hand nonchalantly, seeing his small appearance, I thought of teasing him, and joked: "Then do you still remember the time when I ran all over the street without clothes? And I bumped into the mountain wall with Xiao Tang on my back, facing you That cousin kissed and licked, and still hugged my neck and cried?"

"Hey, I'm sorry, it's my fault..." Holding his blushing face with slender fingers, Xiao Bailong was about to dig a hole to bury himself.

When I saw the tall and handsome man so soft and cute, like a mimosa, I couldn't stop wanting to bully, just like teasing Zixia with a cheap mouth.But this molestation is life-threatening, so I'd better stop it.

"Since you are cured, you should tell your sister." I thought about it, looking at him.

When mentioning Princess Moang, Xiao Bailong trembled and replied: "I have sent a message."

"Are you afraid of your eldest sister?"

"...a little bit."

"Why?"

"My sister is good at everything, but she is too... doting on me."

This wording is quite euphemistic. I can probably guess the root cause of Xiao Bailong's fear of women. To put it bluntly, it is the fault of his younger brother accusing Mo Ang.

"Because of my sister, you are afraid of women."

Xiao Bailong was surprised, showing a silly expression of how do you know.I smiled, pretending to be profound: "I'm smart."

At first I wanted to talk again, but it was late at night, and the moon was above the treetops, but Brother Hou hadn't come back yet.How could it take him so long to find a way for a guy who has made a lot of somersaults?Maybe you met a demon?

"Xiaolong, Brother Hou hasn't come back yet, I'll go find him."

"I'll go with you to find Eldest Brother."

As soon as I stepped out of the circle, Xiao Bailong also followed. Under the moonlight, the allergies and acne on the young man's body disappeared a lot, and his spirit looked much better.I thought it was right for Brother Hou to let him exercise, so I didn't refuse.

I looked at the people in the circle who were still sleeping, and I wanted to let them sleep more. After all, staying quietly in the circle is safer than anywhere else.After thinking about it, I left a string of words on the ground to express my intention to go, and I went to find Brother Hou with Xiao Bailong.

The two of us paid attention all the way, and hurried for more than ten miles, but Brother Hou didn't find it, but saw a black shadow on a cliff.When I looked up, I found a tough guy with the shape of a bodybuilding coach dancing on the cliff, dancing an unknown dance. If you look closely, you will find that there are two horns on his head.

If I hadn't known the Bull Demon King, I would have thought Brother Niu was in a good mood for Yuebendi.

This awkward dance is a bit eye-catching, I said to Xiao Bailong: "Pretend not to see, let's go quickly."

Xiao Bailong: "Uh, but we have already been discovered by him."

Yes, that's right, the other party found us, jumped up and down, and teleported to us in the blink of an eye to block the way.I didn't have time to make friends, I just wanted to find Brother Hou, so I said, "Big brother, please excuse me."

The bodybuilder monster with bull horns laughed loudly, and said proudly: "Little beauty, after watching this king's dance, don't you have anything to say?"

My eyes lit up, and I cheered up, "Xiaolong! He called me a little beauty! He must be a good monster!"

Xiao Bailong: "No, calm down."

"Dancing is great! Excuse me, brother, have you seen my brother monkey? He is a very handsome monkey, wearing black and red clothes, holding a gold rod, and wearing a tight band on his head." Applauded with dignity After that, I started a new topic in a blink of an eye.

The bodybuilder monster thought about it, and insisted: "I've seen it!"

"Hey, you know, please tell me where he went?"

"You want to know?"

"Of course!"

"Then give me a kiss!"

???

These words are so familiar!

Before I realized what was going on, the bodybuilding monster bent over and was slapped away by Xiao Bailong.Although he is soft and cute to girls and polite to seniors, Xiao Bailong is not soft on outsiders at all.

"Don't move your hands and feet."

"Oh my little brother, why are you so ignorant? You don't care if I flirt with you."

Thanks to Hong Boy's troubles before, I am very calm now, and I feel that I have a lot of face. Look, I am very popular!I calmly tugged on Xiao Bailong's sleeve, telling him not to worry.

"Of course he can take care of it, but this kiss is naturally not allowed, but how about making friends?"

"It's still the little beauty to save face, since that's the case, this king will take you to find him."

"Looking for Brother Monkey?"

"That's right, your monkey is called Sun Wukong, you know!"

Xiaobailong and I exchanged glances and decided to follow him to have a look. His territory is not far from here, and it is another cave.The little demons in the cave were noisy, and when they saw me walking in, those little demons were gossiping.

"The king has found another beautiful girl!"

"This is the most beautiful!"

"But it's not intimate with the king at all. That little boy in the back is buying one and getting one free?"

"Finally, the king won't let men go!"

Too lively, these little goblins!

The golden light was shining in front of my eyes, and I actually saw Brother Hou's golden cudgel!But Brother Monkey is not here, I rushed forward to confirm that this is his exclusive weapon, but he never throws the stick around.For a moment, I remembered a scene.

I yelled that it was not good, took off the pumpkin hammer and hit the little white dragon who was coming from behind with a hammer, and shouted loudly: "I have caught the trick, little dragon, run!"

The author has something to say: Xinyu: Who said I don’t have a market for mature men :)

Little White Dragon: That's not the point!