[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Five days have passed, let alone hiccups, Liu Er's big belly has not changed at all!He still looked puffy, but after drinking the water from Luotai Spring, his stomach pain disappeared, and his complexion looked much better.

That night, the problem arose.

Liu's face was pale with earache, and he rolled around the room, tearing the quilt to pieces.Rolling from the bed to the floor, knocking down the table, kicking over the chair, he screamed in pain.I watched him screaming with his big belly in horror, and tried to hold him down, but was pushed away fiercely, and I slammed into the door panel hard, with a dull pain in my back.

Bean-sized sweat dripped from his hair like a stream on his face, and Liu Er clenched his fists and beat his belly, but it couldn't relieve the severe pain at all.

I stared anxiously at the side, but I didn't know what to do. This didn't seem like a prelude to hiccups at all.And is hiccups such a painful thing!

This was more of a precursor to production than a hiccup.Thinking of this, I was also sweated by my own brain hole.Suddenly, a man's pleasant laughter came from outside the house, and I looked in amazement at the Ruyi Immortal who descended from the sky.Under the moonlight, the man with curly hair was dressed in blue clothes, like the mist on the top of the mountain, with a posture like a jade bone of a fairy.

After thinking about it, I pointed at him and asked, "You! Did you give me fake spring water!"

"Becoming a little chubby girl lied to me, how dare the villain sue first?" True Immortal Ruyi folded her arms and smiled lightly, her eyes wandered away, seeing the painful and limp six ears on the ground, her smile deepened even more.

I was trembling with anger: "You insidious and cunning ugly bastard! Hand over the birth spring water!"

It was probably the first time someone scolded her for being ugly, so Immortal Ruyi was obviously taken aback, and then laughed again. "You do have the ability to open your eyes and tell nonsense, and I don't know why my silly nephew is interested in you."

I also want to agree with this point, but the point is not this now!

"What kind of water did you give me that day!"

"Actually, it's spring water. Five days later, at this time tonight, Monkey King will be able to give birth to a fat girl. Be happy, having a baby is a joyous event."

"..."

I felt like I was struck by the thunder back and forth four or five times. When I went to catch the real fairy Ruyi fiercely, he retreated lightly and flew into the air, saying that this was a lesson for Monkey King.I looked at his leaving figure angrily, and my heart was filled with emotions, which almost made me explode.So Liu Er is carrying the thunder for Brother Hou?

God!I'd rather be the one who was recruited!True Immortal Ruyi wants to vent her anger on Honghaier, no matter how you look at it, she should be targeting me!

I didn't have time to care about the flying guy, so I hurriedly held down the pain and hit the six ears on the corner of the table with my stomach.Enduring the pain of my whole body falling apart, I almost tried my best to press his hands firmly on the ground.The blue veins on Liu Er's forehead protruded, and a thunderous growl was suppressed in his throat. His golden eyes revealed bloodthirsty rage, and he stared at me tearfully.

I was looked at with chills all over my body, but I still didn't relax, "It's all my fault! But it's too late now! Six ears! How about we be born!"

Six ears gritted his teeth and wanted to yell at me, but he couldn't speak coherently because of the pain in his stomach.Although I am completely confused, it is normal for a woman to give birth to a child, but a man gives birth to a male monkey. Where does this child come from!In short, my modern common sense doesn't work at this time!

"Relax, relax, take a deep breath! Don't bump your stomach!!"

"Don't hold back like this! You will die of pain! I will raise the child after it is born! Can I raise it well! I'll just say I gave birth!"

"You must not have a psychological burden!"

"Liu Er, work harder! Work hard!"

This night can be said to be the scariest night I have ever spent since I became conscious.When the dawn broke in the sky, the baby's loud cry swayed in the messy wooden house, like the first light of the morning sun, the first ringing of the monk's bell. Her arrival made me feel relieved.

This is a naked human baby girl, nothing like a monkey, just a little human.She was soft into a ball, her eyes hadn't opened yet, and now she was all red and wrinkled.

If I hadn't seen her come out of Liu Er's belly with my own eyes, I would almost have thought it was an ordinary baby!

This little guy was born out of Liu Er's belly. It is close to the myth that a golden light suddenly appeared, his belly split open quickly, and after the light disappeared, it healed again. It's on the stomach.I was dumbfounded the whole time!

Probably because of exhaustion, Liu Er fainted directly, and the little baby cried loudly when he opened his mouth.I knelt on the spot like a fool, looking at the baby lying on top of him.

After I was awakened by the crying, I hurriedly picked up the naked doll and wrapped her up in a torn quilt.To be honest, my brain is still confused, and all my behaviors are like conditioned reflexes.Thanks to my experience in taking care of Honghaier, I can still calmly check on the condition of the child and Liuer at this moment.

Liu Er is now fainting on the bed, covered with a half-rotting quilt, and after confirming that his body is fine, I safely carried the child to find water to wash.

According to Liu Er's personality, he was supposed to kill this cub, but he was born by accident. Will this child and I be silenced?I'm thinking about this question very seriously.The little guy in my hand stopped crying, and the little paws swayed and hooked my wrist, which made me regain the loving mother's mentality of taking care of the red boy.

Since it was born, most of it was caused by me, so I will be responsible for it.

Dip the little guy in water and wash it a little. As a child with six ears, his physical fitness is still very good.I went back to the cabin with the baby in my arms. Fortunately, there were still some pieces of cloth and needlework in the cabinet.I made a simple pouch, hung it up in front of me again, and started feeding the baby with fruit juice.

After feeding for a while, she refused to open her mouth again when she was full. During this process, she never opened her eyes, and her little hands and feet twitched unconsciously.I haven't seen her respond for a long time, maybe she fell asleep?

Do you have to feed her juice all the time?

But Liu Er won't have milk, right?

Once this idea came out, I couldn't stop.I glanced at it several times, and the little monkey in my arms fell asleep without making any sound.I carried her on my arm and tiptoed to the bed.Lift the quilt, untie the six-eared clothes, well, what's so good about a fluffy ball, the red beans on the chest don't look like swollen breasts!

So no milk!

I touched my two breasts, and I even had no more milk.Woohoo, is the breastfeeding plan about to fall through the cracks?Yes, I can go to the daughter's country to find a nanny.When I recover some more, I will take them to live in the city!At this time, I was extraordinarily like a parent, and I felt that I was shouldering a huge responsibility.

"Little guy, I have wronged you to eat juice these few days." I rubbed the child's fluffy hair, and her little paw pulled, pinched one of my fingers, and then didn't let go.

The kids are really cute!

On the second day after the child was born, the six-eared macaque woke up.I carried the little baby up to him, and he looked at the little one in my arms as if he had been struck by lightning, as if he had seen some scourge, and the whole monkey shrank back into the bed.

I said to him earnestly: "I know you can't accept it for a while, and you want to open it. But look, isn't this a wonderful birth, no worse than a girl's birth. I just don't know whether to call you father or mother, otherwise Call one a day?"

Immediately, he yelled angrily, his six ears puffed up, and he fell down again before getting off the bed.As a delivery woman, he is still a little weak now, but with his physical fitness, he will be able to jump up and down in a few days.

"Be careful, you just gave birth, don't move around. I've found you food and drink, what do you want to eat? I'll feed you!"

"..."

"Bananas, peaches, or rice porridge? Don't skip food, your body needs nutrition right now!"

"..."

"Don't keep silent! You can't solve the problem if you are so stupid!"

Hearing my eager expression, Liu Er finally responded.He looked at me first, then lowered his eyes to look at the baby girl.

I carefully drew out the little baby's paws, and placed her pinky paws on the back of Liu Er's hand.His six ears trembled, as if he had been struck by electricity.The little baby was very keen, grabbed the monkey hair on the back of his hand, and didn't let go.Liu Er's face twitched, resisting the urge to pull away, very aggrieved.

At this moment, she opened her eyes, which had been closed all the time.

The honey-like golden eyes seemed to be filled with thousands of stars, moist and lively.Su's heart softened because of these eyes, these eyes really look like six ears!

Liu Er endured and endured, but couldn't get angry, and finally gently took the little paw away.He lay back on the bed sullenly, and smiled sinisterly: "When I recover from my injury, I will go and slaughter the cow."

"Actually, that, just give him a good beating! The baby is just born, so don't add any evil!"

"Ha ha."

When he laughed like that, I panicked.Holding the baby girl in my arms tightly, I quickly changed the subject: "Could you give her a name?"

"Just throw it away, what else should I call it?" He muttered without emotion, lying on his side with his back facing me.

I sighed, it's okay for him to suggest that, for example, find a good family in Daughter Country to send the child to.After all, Liu Er didn't look like he was going to be raised, so I couldn't imagine him taking care of the child.And I followed Brother Monkey and the others to learn scriptures. If I brought a baby with me on the road, it would definitely be a lot of inconvenience.

But many things are scary to think about. We have taken care of such a giant baby as Xiao Tang, not to mention that Liu Er's child is a half-demon after all.

"Well, you may still not be able to accept it. But what I said yesterday, it all counts. I gave birth to this child! You can call me a mother! I fell into the fetal spring, and you helped me! Even if it is a monkey If you ask me that question, I will answer you that way, okay?"

"I said throw it away!"

"Okay, throw it away, I'll find a snake hole and throw it away, so that your black spots will be wiped out without anyone noticing..."

With that said, I get up and leave.Suddenly, the clothes were grabbed, and I turned around to see that Liu Er had turned over, and his hairy hands were holding on to the corners of my clothes.

"Who told you to throw you into the snake hole, give it away!"

"Then send it to someone else, why not send it to me."

Liu Er was blocked by me and couldn't speak. I held the child and sat down again, and gently put the curious looking baby into Liu Er's arms.He froze, motionless as a statue.

"Come on, hug like this, relax."

It was the first time I saw him in such a cramped state, and I adjusted his posture with a suppressed smile. The feeling of being a parent made this second-school master experience it for a while.

Liu Er stared at the small ball in his arms, his brows full of hostility relaxed a bit, he unconsciously lowered his voice: "I should think of a name."

As soon as I heard it, I immediately echoed: "That's right! What did you call it!"

Six ears: "How about being the only one who respects me?"

Me: "I asked you to choose a name, it's not committing a second disease."

Six ears: "Fight Buddha!"

Me: "Let me remind you, this is a girl."

Six Ears: "God of Fighting!"

Me: "Why don't you call Shang Xia Hai extraordinary and refined, Thunderbolt and invincible beauty?"

So Liu Er really thought about the feasibility of this name, you can pull it off!

Me: "Little Taozi!"

Six ears: "Oh."

Me: "Jinkela!"

Six ears: "What the hell!"

Me: "Kiwi!"

Six ears: "Die you!"

I never thought that choosing a name was such a difficult thing, and in the end, neither Liuer nor I came up with a name.After another two days, Liu Er's body fully recovered. He picked up his weapon and went to Luotaiquan to find trouble with True Immortal Ruyi.

Pacing back and forth in the wooden house with my baby in my arms, my health has improved a lot recently, but it is almost impossible to stop a murderous six-eared macaque.

I just waited all morning like this, but Liu Er still hasn't come back, even if I cut off the real fairy Ruyi, it's enough time!

"Bam—"

The door of the wooden house was pushed open vigorously, and I was startled. When I saw the people outside the door, I almost lost the baby in my arms.

"New Jade."

"New Jade!"

The people outside the door said in unison, I was shocked, and I didn't know what expression to use to face it.

Nezha and Red Boy?

What a combination!Why are you two together!

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