[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Becoming a father is a serious matter, you can't just do it if you say so.I have to ask Liu Er Tong if he agrees!

I hugged the child, looked at the red boy with bright eyes, and even the stupid Bingshan beside him showed a hint of his willingness.Do you men have any misunderstandings about being a panxia!No, the eyes of these two people flickered a little, I hugged the child and hid silently behind Liu Er.

Seeing me dodging, Hong Haier chased me and asked, "Why are you hiding behind him!"

Nezha: "..."

Liu Er: "Don't use me as a shield!"

Even though he said so, the second middle school master didn't move, and still blocked me and the child firmly.I quietly poked my eyes out from his shoulders, and looked at the two receivers on the opposite side.

"Thank you for your kindness, but it's enough for my baby to have a mother like me!"

Honghaier was the first to disagree, and argued with me with all kinds of fallacies, just because she wanted to be this cheap father.Nezha seemed to be on the side of Honghaier too, and felt that it was really inconvenient for me to be alone.Although my relationship is bumpy, but I have such a big backer like Brother Monkey, I don't need to ask for help everywhere, and there is no one who is so active in being a cheap father.Although my behavior is also...

There was a six-eared macaque in the middle, and Hong Haier was arguing with me. He wanted to go around the other party and walk in front of me, but the six ears blocked it, refusing to give in.What's with this sense of sight of playing eagles and chickens?

I helplessly yelled: "Okay, in fact, there are Brother Hou and everyone in the tour group, and Liuer will help me now, so you two really don't have to worry about it. Go do what you should do!"

Hong Haier resolutely said: "I have already decided, I will take care of you and my daughter!"

Me: "You still have to go to Nanhai for an internship, my ancestor."

Red Boy: "This kind of thing is not as important as you two!"

Not to mention that this guy still speaks decently, I took a look at Liu Er, and he was actually evaluating Hong Haier seriously.

Nezha didn't say a word, but seeing him like this, he knew that he was stubborn, otherwise he wouldn't forcefully develop a friendship with me!

I held back the matter of taking over Pan Xia, and didn't say anything.

Later we moved to live in the old nest of Ruyi Zhenxian. This cave is surrounded by mountains and rivers, clean and beautiful, and it is a very suitable place for seclusion.After being threatened by Liu Er, this uncle decided not to participate in our nonsense. In order to vent his nephew's anger, he almost gave birth to a child himself, which is enough.

But he is still lucky, after all, he will be fine after drinking the Luotai Spring, and Liu Er really gave birth to a big fat girl, so now the True Immortal Ruyi is very polite to Liu Er.As for the baby's milk problem, Liuer took care of it, and would make a special trip to the city to find a wet nurse to get the pre-expressed milk.Honghaier said that it was unscientific for me to have no milk. I laughed and insisted that I had little milk and had physical problems.What is the face, I don't want it anymore.

In order to reassure Brother Hou who is far away in Chang'an, I wanted to ask Liu Er to go to Chang'an, but Hong Haier volunteered to fly away.

As soon as he left, it really made a lot of peace.I have already decided to wait here for Brother Monkey and the others to gather. About the children, I will explain when the team arrives.

To tell the truth, I have been staring at the swing of True Immortal Ruyi for a long time.I just had dinner at this time, and the sunset is all over the sky. It must be very pleasant to sit on it and watch the scenery.I hugged the baby with one arm, and leaned on the tree vine to sit on the swing. After I sat firmly, a certain monkey's voice came from above my head.

I looked up, and Liu Er sat on it and looked at me contemptuously.

"That's right, come on, give me a push." ​​I grinned and waved to him above.

"What's so fun about this broken swing, and I'm taking this kid to swing with me."

If you just say that I want to play, Liu Er will definitely not be willing to be a free thruster. I quickly grabbed this cute little pink fist, and said with a pout: "Little boy, learn how to be cute with your mother, so the one on the tree will Will push you to play on the swing!"

With a sound of swish, Liu Er jumped down from the tree and said with a dirty face, "What a shameless stone demon."

Maybe after getting along with Liu Er for a long time, even if he scolds me now, I won't feel scared. Instead, I feel a kind of feeling when Brother Hou scolded me, warm and tolerant.

No, I'm not shaking M!

The swing was swaying, and the six ears were pushing behind me without complaint, and I felt very happy.The skirt swayed in mid-air, and the evening wind blew across my cheeks. I squinted my eyes comfortably with a sense of pleasure that I haven't had in a long time.

"You idiot, hold her steady."

"Yes, yes, my mouth is wrong, my lord." I held the vine in one hand and protected the child with the other, very carefully.And the little guy lying in my arms is very courageous, waving her small fists, smiling to reveal her pink gums, her sparkling eyes are extremely gorgeous, she really inherited the advantages of her parents.

"Liu Er, you can see that she is smiling, which means that swinging is right!"

"Humph."

On the surface, he answered me with disdain, but in the end, he acted more vigorously.I don't know who is more arrogant, Zixia or Liuer.

I was having fun, and then I found Nezha standing at the entrance of the cave not far away.The boy is dressed in red and stands beside the cave decorated with flowers, forming a beautiful painting.I don't know how long he stood there watching, I was a little surprised, then smiled at him, and greeted him naturally.

I saw Nezha pursed the corner of his lower lip, did he smile?

But my attention was quickly drawn away by the little guy in my arms. Her chubby face was bulging, her little nose was raised twice, and there were two bags of tears in her eyes. She was still clenching her fists if she wanted to cry. I immediately called to stop.

"Stop, stop, stop! Six ears!"

"You have a lot of shit!"

"No! It's your daughter...it's my daughter! She might be having a poop! Hurry up, stop!"

This shout was still very powerful, Liu Er grabbed the swing with one hand, and after stopping, I took advantage of the situation and stuffed the girl who was holding back her big move into his arms.

"You bastard! Don't leave her to me!" Liu Er was anxious, grabbed my arm and refused to let me go.

Inexplicably, I have the feeling that I am a scumbag?Shaking this strange thought out of my mind, I quickly explained: "I didn't want to run away, but I just thought you should get in touch with her occasionally. The feelings that are built up in life are the most nourishing and lonely. Heart."

Six ears: "..."

Me: "Okay, let me teach you how to serve her poop."

Six ears trembled and trembled, and said angrily: "It's already been pulled!"

I was surprised: "Huh? So fast? Usually she still has to brew it! Ahhh! And peed!"

It is obviously the first time for Liu Er to experience this kind of muddy situation, after all, I was the one who took care of it before.Seeing Liu Er's stiff expression, my stomach hurts from laughing, and I quickly pushed him into the hole.

"Go and wipe her body quickly, and then change into clean clothes, don't catch a cold."

"What about me! I'm in this outfit!"

"This is love, you know!"

If it wasn't for being unable to pull away, Liu Er would definitely kill me right now.

Seeing Liu Er and I rushing into the cave, Nezha also followed, and I said to him bluntly, "Can you get a basin of hot water?"

Nezha obeyed obediently, this great god is actually very good at instructing him!It was delayed by the iceberg face and serious look!

Liu Er's whole body is occupied by poop and urine, this is a monkey with a smell, but the baby's smell is not bad.Under my guidance, Liu Er tremblingly took off the girl's clothes, held it with one hand, and gently wiped the veil with the other hand on her round body.

"Yes, gently, slowly, without rush."

I slowed down my voice and said, Six Ears is holding a weapon that weighs tens of thousands of catties without blinking an eye. Now I am holding my daughter in my hand, as if it weighs tens of thousands of catties, and I dare not be careless at all.The little guy lay comfortably on his wrist, shaking his short legs and hands, like a little turtle.

Suddenly, Liu Er laughed.

Nezha and I silently looked at the big brother who couldn't help laughing. When we realized that he was smiling kindly, Liu Er's face immediately changed.He lowered his face, put the little baby in my hand, and pretended to be cold and said: "Oh, I'm so troublesome, do it yourself!"

After speaking, he shook his hand and left.

I:"???"

Nezha: "..."

Obviously very happy!

Nezha: "Why does the six-eared macaque stay here?"

Me: "Uh...he is also waiting for Brother Hou, after all he is a big fan of Brother Monkey."

Nezha: "Oh."

I suddenly showed a smirk: "Little brother, do you want to have an addiction to bathing your child?"

I successfully tricked Nezha to help wash the little monkey. He is a very patient person, although the little monkey didn't give him face very much this time.When Nezha was washing herself, she was rather skinny and moved in various ways, but she was not as obedient as in the hands of Liu Er.

After finally cleaning it up for her, Nezha's clothes were mostly wet. I took the child and laughed at him: "Haha, you use magic to dry it, it's all soaked."

Nezha didn't respond, but his eyes fell on me.I tapped his arm with the little monkey's fist and urged: "Look what I'm doing, my clothes are wet!"

"New Jade."

"Ok?"

"Aren't you tired of taking care of her?"

"It's okay, the baby is so cute."

"She will grow up."

"Give me a pension when I grow up."

"Did the red boy take care of you?"

What's going on with you recently, classmate Nezha, you're on par with Honghaier with a knife.

"This is my own daughter! I will definitely give her a pension, and I will always raise her up!" I said with a stiff neck.

"If you're tired, I can help."

"It's very loyal, but you are usually so busy, how dare I bother you."

"That's right, the crown prince just wants to flatter the Jade Emperor. Xinyu is tired and I'm here."

The red boy always came so coincidentally, as soon as he came over, he took the child from my arms to tease him, and even gave Nezha a supercilious look.I let his petty temper go, I just asked: "How are Brother Monkey and Xiao Bailong?"

"It's okay, what are you worrying about, that monkey said it will come to you in a few days." Holding the little guy high, Hong Haier was very happy.

I always suspect that Red Boy treats this child as a toy.

"Have you told Brother Monkey about my daughter?"

"Then I didn't. I just said that you came back in a hurry when you were in Daughter Country."

"What are you in a hurry for!"

"Of course I'm in a hurry! Otherwise, you'll have to find another chance to kiss me with Nezha! If I hadn't come back just now, are you two going to enjoy the flowers on the moon and take a walk by the lake?"

"The jade-faced fox really taught you a lot..."

The following daily routine is really sour and subtle, and one carelessness can easily lead to a situation in the Shura field.As soon as I talked to Nezha, Honghaier would forcefully intervene. When Honghaier got annoyed, Liu Er would come over and drag him. Once the two of us were at odds and wanted to fight, Nezha and True Immortal Ruyi would inevitably come. Persuade a fight.

On this day, I threw the child to Liu Er, and then I hid with True Immortal Ruyi by the Falling Tire Spring to rest.

True Immortal Ruyi: "You don't hold the baby anymore?"

Me: "Your nephew is playing."

True Immortal Ruyi: "You don't really think that my nephew is going to be a cheap father, do you?"

"I don't know, he is still a child at heart." After saying that, I felt inappropriate, so I added: "But everything needs to be exercised, and I didn't know how to take care of the red boy before, why don't I come here like this Yes. If he has the heart, he will be a good father. He is a smart and clever guy, and he also values ​​friendship."

"Then you have such a high opinion of my nephew, why didn't you follow him?"

"Hey, isn't this in front of his uncle, I have to praise it. Do I have the nerve to say bad things?"

True Immortal Ruyi smiled, looked at the wrinkled fetal spring water, and asked me: "Do you really not think about him?"

Me: "I treat him like a child, how can I do it. Would you develop love for a child?"

True Immortal Ruyi: "Yes, I'm really thinking about it."

Brother, you scare me!I observed the handsome man's expression, and found that his eyes were firm, and he was serious!This is not like a hypothesis at all, but there really is such a little girl for him to fall in love with!

I was surprised: "No, you are perverted!"

True Immortal Ruyi laughed angrily at me, mocking my crooked thinking.

After chatting like this for a while, the two of us who were lazy were found by Honghaier and Nezha who were holding the baby.Hong Haier glanced back and forth between me and his uncle, he pursed his lips tightly, with displeasure on his face.Hong Haier stuffed the baby into Nezha's hands. These two yellow-haired boudoirs are very comfortable holding the baby now, I have to give it a thumbs up.

My wrist was pulled up by Hong Boy, and he said displeasedly: "You are so good-looking, you have to tease me once, right! You won't let go of my uncle!"

I was serious: "Your uncle is very handsome, he doesn't flirt with white or flirtatious, and, I want to correct one point, I have never flirted with you, although you are also good-looking."

After hearing what I said, Honghai'er's face was cloudy and uncertain, and he gritted his back molars: "Xinyu!"

"Okay, auntie is wrong, don't be angry."

"late!"

Throwing away my hand, Honghaier turned and left.I have been playing petty temper all day long, I sighed, seeing the expression on the face of the real fairy Ruyi watching the show, little uncle, you are not being kind.

Nezha was still hugging the fat baby and said to me, "Why don't you chase after me?"

I rolled my eyes: "Don't chase! I'll be mad at you for eating like this in the future, so don't chase after me!"

Nezha: "But I won't make you angry like this."

Me: "..." Since you rejected me, have you made me angry less often?

Nezha: "I'm not close to other women."

I was furious: "You mean I am crazy everywhere!"

Nezha knew he had said the wrong thing, and turned around silently holding the child, while the Ruyi Immortal beside him clapped his hands and laughed.

"Hahahaha, what a little girl, get angry and scare away! What about the monkey?"

"Go away! People who eat melons!"

After another half month, my body fully recovered, and this little guy was able to crawl.Ever since she was able to crawl, there has always been a group of unruly adults laughing foolishly behind her.

On a dark and stormy night, Brother Monkey appeared with Little White Dragon, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting Monk!So the Drifting Monk was also found by them!

I was so excited at that time, before I had a long-lost reunion hug with Brother Hou, I saw him pick up the golden cudgel and fight Liu Er, I hugged the fat dumpling and looked at the two figures of gold and silver in the sky, The mouth is wide open.Zhu Bajie and the others saw that the child was very fresh, so they actually patronized teasing instead of trying to persuade him to fight.

Then I found that Honghaier and Nezha were also watching the fight, no, it’s really good for you to eat melons like this.I haven't said anything to Brother Monkey yet, why did he get so angry!

I shouted from below: "Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey!"

He didn't listen to me at all and fought fiercely.

The villain Liu Erxiao, who suffered from the second disease of the middle school, made nonsense: "Sun Wukong, I forced the stupid stone demon to give birth to this child! What can you do to me! You are angry! Kill me! I said earlier, I'll let you fight me!"

Brother Monkey: "I think you are looking for death in a fancy way!"

After hearing Liu Er's words, I finally knew that Brother Hou was angry because of Mao.In order to fight with idols, Liu Er is also desperate. Is it really good to be so self-deprecating?Brother Hou reacted very much, always felt that I was being bullied, but the others were much calmer. Zhu Bajie said that if I was really forced, I would still be as happy as I am now, and Nezha and Honghaier have long been Let's do it.

Zhu Bajie's analysis can be said to be very correct.

Now I have to persuade the fight, the two monkeys fought, in the eyes of the child, it looked like two fathers were fighting, I pushed the child into the arms of the little white dragon, when I pushed, he and I both stunned.

I wanted to bring the child back quickly, but I didn't want to make him allergic again at this juncture.However, a miracle happened, and Xiao Bailong, who was holding his daughter, also looked dull, but his body did not have any overreaction.

Zhu Bajie: "Little brother is not allergic anymore!"

Drifting: "Maybe Xiaolong doesn't see babies as women at all."

Xiao Bailong maintained the posture of holding the baby, very innocent: "Maybe it's like what the third senior brother said, it's fine to hold her, but if I hold her like this, will she feel uncomfortable?"

"The posture is excellent, the boy has a future as a baby daddy! I'm going to persuade Brother Hou! You are so huggable!"

That said, I was about to fly over, and as soon as I jumped onto the somersault cloud, I was pulled down from the cloud by an arm.I bumped my head against the red boy, and my nose hurt. I said angrily, "You're going to die! Brat!"

Red Boy stopped me: "Hey, wait a minute. These two stinky monkeys, who are you helping?"

Me: "Uh... I'm just trying to persuade you to fight."

It must be to help Brother Hou, but the six ears can’t be hurt, this question is beyond the outline!

Hong Haier changed the question again: "Then let me ask you, if I fight Nezha again, which side will you stand on?"

Is it directly replaced with a proposition?Do you have to block me at this time!

Zhu Bajie covered his face: "Big sister, even if I'm an expert in Fengyue field, I can't help you anymore."

Drifting: "Brother Sha will arrange a shift schedule for you, changing one every day."

Xiao Bailong: "What do you describe Xinyu as?"

The three in the team obviously couldn't save me either. I looked at the eager little face of the red boy, and then glanced at the calm Nezha. Finally, I simply smiled with Buddha nature and detachedly said, "I'll stand in the middle."

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