[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

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"Xiaoxiaoxiao, I've been smirking for a long time! Brother Monkey, I think Xinyu's brain is broken!"

"Second senior brother, don't say that, Xinyu looks very happy."

"She almost split her mouth to her ears, but she hasn't smirked like this for a long time."

The above is from the pig, the dragon, and the monkey talking to me, and I sat on the table and smiled foolishly with my chin in my hand.Zhu Bajie was very curious about why I was so happy, but I ignored him, just thinking about the previous agreement with Nezha, what could excite me more than a revived girl's heart!

Ouch, that little friend of Nezha is really a grinder!hey hey~

Now our group has left the cave of Ruyi Zhenxian and successfully entered the Daughter Country City. We are currently eating at an inn.Of course, Immortal Ruyi paid for the meal. Seeing that we were coming to the city to look for Tang Seng, he followed us and said that he also wanted to meet an old friend, so he could drop by.

I was happy with my own affairs, and I didn't gossip about who his old friend was.After a while, the charming young lady brought tofu with scallions, stir-fried vegetables, roast chicken, roast duck, fish soup, and meat buns one by one. As long as Tang Seng is not around, it is a matter of minutes for the team to eat meat.Only Brother Hou really doesn't eat meat. After eating a bowl of mung bean soup, he picked up the banana and peeled it.

I drank some fish soup, and I smiled like a spring breeze throughout the meal.

Brother Hou stuffed the peeled banana into my mouth: "Laughing fart, you have something to do, okay?"

I was still smiling without being angry, took down the banana, chewed it and said, "Hey, brother monkey, do you know what I'm happy about?"

"It's nothing more than what Nezha said to you again. If you throw a stone to death, you have to show off your airs. Does my grandson's sister come and go when you call her? Show him some strength." Look!"

"Brother Monkey, you have asked others for help many times, and now you want me to show him face, it's not very kind!"

"Fool, one size counts for one size! I'll give him face, but if you don't, it's fine! I'll take care of anything."

Brother Hou sometimes has a very nimble mind, taking advantage of others, taking things from others, and is merciless.The tour group had accidents a few times, he looked for Zixia, Nezha, Honghaier, Mantianxianxian, and he didn't feel burdened at all.I picked up an apple and wiped it clean, and respectfully gave it to him: "Society, Brother Monkey, please use it!"

"I said, did you hear me?"

"Yes, but Nezha finally has some ideas about me, so I don't dare to be proud."

Too lazy to reason, Brother Hou took the apple and gnawed it. He felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger, and poked my forehead hard.I touched my forehead and continued to giggle.Realizing that Immortal Ruyi was looking at me with a shallow smile, which made me a little embarrassed and idiot, I pretended to restrain myself again.

Zhu Bajie ate so much food that he almost threw himself on the pig's nose, and executed the CD operation perfectly.Drifting looked at Zhu Bajie kindly, and kept persuading him to eat more, Brother Sha, if you smile like that, I will feel terrified!

Xiao Bailong also didn't eat much, and after eating, he sat down quietly and obediently.Ever since he stepped into the daughter country city full of girls, he felt uncomfortable in all kinds of ways, and he didn't dare to move around at all, for fear that he would faint due to allergies if he was not careful.When we first entered the city, we were indeed surrounded by crowds in the front row. Some daring girls would throw handkerchiefs, flowers, and even watermelons at Ruyi Zhenxian!I don't really understand what the girl who threw the watermelon is thinking, but I must like him very much!

But it's not that the women in this city have never seen a man. After all, some businessmen occasionally pass by, and they also go out of the city to do business.So after watching us for a while, once the curiosity-seeking mentality was gone, they each dispersed to do their own things.

Once Zhu Bajie finished eating, he began to pick his teeth while looking at the girls everywhere.When he sees something that suits his appetite, he will wink at the other party, or read a couple of romantic poems.But I can only dare to do this, if the behavior is too extreme, Brother Monkey will twist his ears.

After eating and resting for a while, we set off again, this time heading directly to the imperial city.

Probably Tang Seng had already said hello, and we were pushed up to the main hall by a group of girls in uniform who had been waiting for a long time outside the palace gate.Being in such a hurry made me feel a little bit awkward. Brother Hou slapped the girls' hands away while yelling at them to jump away, while Zhu Bajie enjoyed being surrounded by flowers, Drifting Monk and Immortal Ruyi were also very calm.As for the little white dragon, he frightened the sky directly.

Finally, Brother Hou couldn't take it anymore, and the golden cudgel came out of his ear, and he swept across with the stick, creating a whirlwind.After all, they are soldiers, and the girls were not frightened, they were just pushed away by the wind.

Brother Hou put his stick on the ground and shouted, "What are you pushing and pulling us for? You have fought in the army, and you haven't seen a man yet?"

The leading female general was stunned for a moment, her expression was a little uneasy. Although she was a little afraid of Brother Hou's aura, she bravely stood up and clasped her fists and said: "Misunderstanding! The subordinates are not greedy for beauty! Your master Tang Sanzang is in the hall. You have told us that if we see you, please enter the hall immediately!"

Brother Monkey laughed: "When will master give orders to the army? Didn't he get along with the queen and become the king?"

An unintentional joke, I've long been used to Brother Hou's gossip from time to time, but the face of the Ruyi Zhenxian next to me froze.The female general wasn't angry about Brother Monkey's ridicule, she just asked us to hurry into the hall, it seemed that Tang Seng's orders were really taken as orders.

When we stepped into the main hall, we saw Tang Seng walking in circles inside. It was really a while since we saw him!He actually grew his hair out and turned into a cut.If you look at this aesthetic in my time, it would be a handsome guy with sword eyebrows and star eyes!

Seeing the inch-headed monk Tang, we were all a little surprised, and Brother Hou was even more amazing, and said directly: "Master, are you going to marry the queen?"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly took advantage of the chaos to add: "Then let's break up! Master is getting married! Lao Sha, come on, let's divide the luggage!"

Drifting: "Then I will take away all the cooking guys."

Xiao Bailong said weakly: "I just want allergy medicine."

Divide the family property and break up every day, and it was said that Brother Hou was getting married.

Tang Seng, who was about to cry when he saw us all moved, and even rushed over to embrace everyone with open arms, flushed instantly, and said angrily, "Nonsense! Being a teacher is not that kind of monk!"

I pointed to his head: "Then why are you blushing? You still have long hair, and your intentions are sinister!"

Touching his thorny head, Tang Seng was full of helplessness, and explained in a low voice: "Here, His Majesty forbids me to shave my head casually, and said that I will change the customs clearance document when my hair reaches my waist."

As soon as this remark came out, we in the team booed at the same time: "Hey~~~~"

Simple little Tang!Waist-length hair, just ready to marry, this queen is a flirt!

"Where is Her Majesty the Queen?"

The one who interrupted our group ridicule was Ruyi Zhenxian. He first looked carefully at Tang Seng, and then asked a question lightly.Tang Seng saluted, and then said that His Majesty is chanting scriptures in the newly built Buddhist hall at the moment. Tang Seng has instilled a lot of Dharma in her recently, but I don't think the Queen will dispel her thoughts about him, but it has become more and more intense.

Tang Seng is looking forward to the reunion of the team very much now. After all, he is suffering a bit here, but he can't completely lose face to the Queen.

I asked him curiously: "Little Tang, what kind of girl do you like? Can't even be a queen?"

Tang Seng blushed and put his hands together on his chest: "The monks talk about the love of children, concentrate on learning scriptures, Amitabha."

Hearing the report from the palace maid, the queen came out soon, so I saw a beautiful woman wearing a precious jade and gold crown, looking forward to her appearance, she was truly unparalleled in the world, with excellent aptitude.Don't say that this beauty matches Tang Seng, even the Ruyi Immortal who is overwhelmed by the country and the city is also a good couple.

Seeing our group, the queen was very happy, she had no airs, and greeted us for a while, and she looked at Tang Seng with very hot eyes from time to time.This made Tang Seng very overwhelmed, and wiped his sweat again and again.The Queen greeted us one by one, and she paused for a moment when she walked in front of True Immortal Ruyi.

"I seem to have seen this disciple of Brother Yu." Queen Liu frowned slightly, trying to remember.

True Immortal Ruyi lowered her eyes, looked at the queen with gentle and clear eyes, smiled slightly, and said softly: "Your Majesty met me a few times when I was young, but now that I am older, I think my memory is blurred. I am Xie Yangshan The resident of Poerdong Luotaiquan stayed here 15 years ago."

At this time, the maid at the side also explained the identity of the Ruyi True Immortal to the queen. The queen suddenly realized, but she didn't have the expression she recalled. Been to Jieyang Mountain."

Faced with the Queen's indifferent reaction, True Immortal Ruyi was not annoyed, but the shimmering light in her eyes dimmed.As someone who has experienced the Shura field several times, I am now very sensitive to the relationship between men and women, and I immediately noticed that Immortal Ruyi has a different affection for the queen.Thinking of what he chatted with me that night, combined with what the queen said, I secretly came up with a startling answer.

Afterwards, the queen took a mouthful of Yudigege's from the left and Yudigege's from the right, and the enthusiasm almost overwhelmed Tang Seng.In the evening, the queen held a grand banquet in the imperial garden, and invited us to enjoy the flowers and have dinner.The vegetarian wine and vegetable dishes were also extremely luxuriously arranged, and groups of enchanting beauties performed on stage, Zhu Bajie's eyes were straightened when he saw it.

Tang Seng is sitting on the left of the queen, and on the right is the grand master of the daughter country, who is also a great beauty with still charm.After eating a meal, Tang Seng wiped his sweat countless times.Intentionally or not, I would look at the reaction of True Immortal Ruyi, but after he lost his mind for a moment in the hall, he didn't have any special reaction, and he happily looked at the beauties and ate wine and vegetables.

At this moment, the queen clapped her hands high-pitched, the orchestra, silk and bamboo and other vocal music stopped abruptly, and the palace lady retreated like water.The queen got up calmly and pulled Tang Seng up. We sat in our seats and looked at each other, not knowing what the queen was going to do.

"From the moment I saw Brother Yu, I can't forget it. The companionship I spent day and night has made my love deeply rooted. It's just that you miss your disciple, and you haven't expressed your heart to you. Now that your disciples have returned, you You can let go of the burden in your heart and let them go west to learn scriptures."

"..." Tang Seng looked bewildered, and wanted to move his hand, but couldn't.

"The widow is willing to have the country as a servant, to regard you as the king, to be your queen, and to rule Xiliang hand in hand with the king."

Wow, you deserve to be a queen with such a high ranking!I want to get married!

Such a domineering use of the country to propose marriage shocked all the melon eaters present.The banana in Brother Hou's hand fell to the ground, the grape got stuck in my throat, the wine glass in the hand of Immortal Ruyi slipped off, and Zhu Bajie screamed in shock.Drifting was the most practical, encouraging Xiao Bailong to pack his luggage.

Brother Sha, calm down!

When I managed to swallow the grapes, Tang Seng was already trembling, and directly used the big move of urine escape.

When he slipped away, Brother Hou also said that he wanted to pee, so I also raised my hand to pee.As a result, all the tour group urinated collectively, leaving the Ruyi True Immortal there.Everyone met in front of the latrine tacitly. Brother Hou played a trick so that the guards outside could not see us, so he dared to speak with confidence.

Zhu Bajie said in admiration: "Master, you either don't make a move, or you will be a big deal once you make a move."

Tang Seng blushed and said, "Nonsense, nonsense! If you become a monk as a teacher, how can you delay Your Majesty!"

Brother Monkey: "Then refuse."

Tang Seng: "Yes, but Your Majesty will not change the customs clearance document in this way."

Drifting reminded: "Master, as long as you refuse, the elder brother will handle the rest."

I nodded sharply: "That's right, it's a matter of one sentence! Don't be like Nezha, a bad boy! If you like it, you like it, and if you don't like it, you don't like it. Don't always think about pity and sympathy!"

Monkey Brother: "Master, I can smooth out all the monsters for you, but I can't handle this woman's thoughts, so don't look at me this time."

Xiao Bailong said honestly: "But I think it's not that Master doesn't like Her Majesty the Queen."

As soon as this remark came out, our onlookers were attracted, and Xiao Bailong looked at us shyly: "I, did I say something wrong?"

There is an honest dragon here, let's bully him quickly!

In fact, we all know that Tang Seng is hesitating and hesitating in his heart, but he tacitly did not say anything.It's still the usual gag, which is called seeing the truth without telling the truth.However, Xiaolong foolishly pointed it out like this. Tang Seng can't pretend to be deaf and dumb, and has to express his attitude.

Tang Seng: "I went to see the little donkey for my teacher."

Brother Hou grabbed him: "Where are you going, Master, don't look at the donkey, just speak clearly!"

Tang Seng looked at the sky and the earth, but he didn't dare to look at Brother Hou.Just when Brother Monkey was about to get impatient, True Immortal Ruyi broke Brother Monkey's blindfold and rushed over like lightning.I saw a fist-sized swollen bump on the forehead of True Immortal Ruyi, which was funny and ugly, and I was surprised at the moment: "God, where did you hit it! Your appearance has dropped!"

True Immortal Ruyi didn't care about his face, he just grabbed Brother Hou's hand and said, "A monster came earlier and took His Majesty away! He hurt my head!"

"Where did you take it!"

Tang Seng was the first to react. He stepped forward and questioned the real fairy Ruyi. The two men stared wide-eyed.Inexplicably, I smelled a breath of Shura field.

True Immortal Ruyi calmed down a little, and said, "I also recognize that monster. It's the scorpion spirit from Poison Enemy Mountain in Xiliang Female Country. He didn't come here for Tang Monk's flesh this time, but for Your Majesty!"

"It's against the sky, Tang Seng doesn't even eat meat! Wukong! Let's save people!" Without saying a word, Tang Seng was about to leave.

Brother Hou and I hurriedly grabbed him from left to right, and I persuaded him, "Xiao Tang, you stay here, and we go to fight monsters. Don't worry, we must bring the Queen back obediently. In case you are arrested again, Isn't it more difficult to save people?"

Tang Seng frowned, worried on the surface, but finally nodded in agreement, telling us to be careful.Brother Hou asked Drifting Monk and Xiao Bailong to stay to protect Tang Seng, and he took Zhu Bajie and me and the disfigured Zhenxian Ruyi to Poison Enemy Mountain to rescue the queen.Sitting on the somersault cloud, the three of us looked at the worried True Immortal Ruyi.

Zhu Bajie said meanly; "Why do you care so much about the Queen?"

True Immortal Ruyi did not hide anything, and said sadly: "I confess, I met Your Majesty when I was young. That year she slipped out of the palace out of fun and lost her way in the mountains. I saw her at the age of seven or eight. "

I was surprised: "So when you said that children also like it, you meant Her Majesty the Queen!"

True Immortal Ruyi nodded.

Me: "Then why didn't you pursue her!"

True Immortal Ruyi: "I saw her a few times later, the last time she was 11 years old. I asked her if she would marry me. At that time, she had the bearing of a king of a country. My son and daughter had an affair, so I stopped looking for her, and only stayed with her in secret."

Brother Hou struck coolly: "But now she is going to use the state as a dowry to marry my master."

Zhu Bajie had a sympathetic expression of a downtrodden person, put the pig's trotter on his shoulder, and persuaded: "Forget it, Brother Niu. The little girl just doesn't like you. Look, she likes Master. She has no principles. The country can send it.”

You two don't take turns stabbing him in the heart, okay?Bloody! Hey!

I apologized with an embarrassing smile: "Their mouths are poisonous, don't pay attention to them. Be strong!"

True Immortal Ruyi showed a smile that didn't know the joys and sorrows, but she didn't have the strong emotional ups and downs like Honghaier, and just sighed: "Then I will continue to guard her, the life of a mortal is too short."

It's not extortion!

Zhu Bajie: "Are all the people in Lao Niu's family so infatuated!"

I waved my hand: "Brother Bull Demon King is not!"

Zhu Bajie: "Actually, the bull demon king is also very crazy about jade noodles. Speaking of which, why did the jade-faced fox have a plantain fan last time? Isn't that the magic weapon of the iron fan? Could it be that the jade-faced fox is still going to hook up with this sister-in-law?"

Brother Monkey: "Brother's bad debts can make the storyteller talk about it for three days and three nights, it doesn't matter if you don't mention it."

We gossiped all the way until the Pipa Cave.I remember that the scorpion spirit in the main drama was a girl, but here the queen was kidnapped. I think it's probably a little brother.Sure enough, I was right, Brother Hou yelled aggressively, and a strong man holding a three-pronged steel fork flew out of the cave, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, full of anger.

"Which grandson dares to ruin your grandfather's good deeds!"

"My good grandson, open your eyes and see that it's your grandpa coming!"

Calling each other grandpa was no longer enough to satisfy the two of them, so they started fighting immediately.Zhu Bajie didn't care about the one-on-one fight, so he swung his rake and hit him. After thinking about it, I also took out the pumpkin hammer to join the battle.But True Immortal Ruyi rushed directly into the cave to find the Queen.

This scorpion spirit has some skills, and Brother Hou is even close to winning or losing with him for a while.But three-on-one definitely has the upper hand. I shouted loudly: "Brother Monkey Bajie, be careful of his tail!"

Even though I warned in advance, I still didn't guard against the other party's tail stabs. The back of Monkey's head, my forehead, and Zhu Bajie's nostrils were all stung. It was as fast as lightning, and it was inevitable.The three of us stamped our feet in pain, almost unable to hold our weapons, and jumped on the spot to relieve the tingling pain, as if stuck in the bone.

In the blink of an eye, a lump the size of a steamed bun swelled up on my forehead, just like a real fairy Ruyi, disfigured!I took out a small mirror from my pocket and took a look, feeling anxious and desperate.

"Fool! When is it time to look in the mirror, run!"

Brother Hou put away the golden cudgel, grabbed me with one hand, covered the back of my head with the other, and ran away. Zhu Bajie ran ahead of us.As the saying goes, a good man does not suffer from immediate losses, so this is a strategic retreat.Then when we ran a hundred miles away, we found that we had forgotten the true fairy Ruyi.

What a plastic friendship.

Brother Hou would be ashamed to go back to see Tang Seng if he didn't save the queen, after all he was always bragging in front of Xiao Tang.

I touched the bag on my forehead and muttered, "Brother Monkey, the thorn in the tail of the scorpion is hard to defend against. Let's go find the Pleiadian Star Officer of the 28 Constellations."

Brother Hou didn't question my words at all, rubbed his head and said, "Go! Find him! Bajie, you stay here, and ugly girl and I will come whenever we go!"

Zhu Bajie wished he could take a break now, choose a big tree and lie flat, moaning and moaning, touching his nostrils and crying for pain.I followed Brother Hou to fly up to the East Heaven Gate and head for the Guangming Palace.Probably because I was a bit unlucky, I saw Nezha and Erlangshen without going to Nantianmen, Brother Monkey even greeted them when he saw them.

My forehead was swollen like this, I didn't dare to see Nezha, I hurriedly covered my face and ran, and then was snatched back by Brother Monkey.Brother!You are a real brother!

"Where are you going, that's the way to come!"

It's really loveless, I'm being watched by the two most handsome men in heaven.If I had known that I would have slept down there like Bajie, who would be ashamed to come up here!

Yang Jian chuckled, but out of courtesy, he immediately shut up.Just say, "What's wrong with you two?"

Brother Hou said unhappily: "Don't mention it, I met a scorpion spirit, his tail is a bit poisonous, so I can't take him down for a while. We are eager to save people, and we want to ask the Pleiades Star Officer for help. Why are you two here?"

Yang Jian: "I got lost here, and I didn't see Xiaotian. The third prince came looking for me."

Can you save me, you idiot!

Brother Hou was chatting with Yang Jian, and Nezha walked up to me. I covered the bag on my head with my hand in frustration, although I couldn't stop it.

I said depressedly: "They're all birthday stars!"

The boy took my hand away, looked at it, and said, "Let's find someone first."

I was dragged by him and walked straight into the Guangming Palace, but I clearly saw the corners of his lips curled up the moment he turned around. Damn it, I was definitely laughed at!

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