[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Although I have told the monster about this difficulty, if you want to find Bibotan in Luanshi Mountain, you have to ask the land lord here.Monkey brother can be said to be harassing the mountain god of the land on a daily basis. He stomped his feet, and the land god came out with his hat in one hand and a cane in the other.

First, he saluted respectfully to Brother Hou, and before we could ask any questions, he excitedly tipped off the news: "I've been thinking about when the Great Sage will come to summon Xiaoxian, and I've been waiting for a long time. What just happened Xiaoxian has seen everything. Elder Zhu is sleeping soundly. The little girl is kind-hearted and took the nine-headed son-in-law in human form to find the way. Unfortunately, she doesn't know people. And then, those two are called Benbo Erba , Babo Erben's Yujing took the opportunity to invite Elder Tang away."

So that handsome guy was transformed into a nine-headed son-in-law?Wipe it!

"Lord of the Land, since you know everything, why don't you remind me. This way I won't lose Xiao Tang!" I couldn't help complaining to the little old man, and I stared at him quietly.

Blocking my resentful gaze with a crutch, the Earth Lord said bluntly: "Isn't Xiaoxian also afraid of offending the demon?"

Brother Hou was a little anxious, and said loudly: "With my backing up, what are you afraid of him doing? If it's an evil monster, nothing but it!"

The Lord of the Land shrank his neck, slowed down his tone, and said along the hair: "It's not an evil monster, you don't know something about the Great Sage. The Wansheng Dragon King of Bibotan and his daughter Wansheng Princess are both kind-hearted monsters. Although the concubine of the hydra he brought in is impatient, he is not bad. This family has been guarding a hundred miles around, and the Jisai country is also in it. There is a Jinguang Temple in that country, on which Buddha relics are enshrined. A lot of monsters came to seize the treasure, thanks to this family, everything is safe, so the king will send gifts to Bibotan every year."

After hearing this, I was amazed: "Wow, it's very harmonious."

Brother Hou glared at me, I immediately shut up and walked around to hide behind Zhu Bajie, he is big and can carry it.

"According to what you say, if this family is all good goblins, why bother to take my master away!"

"Great sage, calm down, this, what, great sage, if Xiaoxian tells the truth, you promise not to hit me with a stick?" The land gongju then took a few steps back, making a posture that was about to burrow into the ground at any time .

Brother Hou raised one eyebrow, knowing that he was weird, but deliberately said calmly: "Okay, I won't knock, you say."

With such a guarantee, the Land Lord said with confidence.

"Actually, Xiaoxian is responsible for this..."

Upon hearing this, Brother Hou became furious, and immediately went over and grabbed the land man by the collar, and said viciously: "Good old land man! Sure enough, you have colluded with monsters and want to eat my master! Ugly girl, Hit him with a hammer!"

I took out the pumpkin hammer and cooperated: "Okay!"

"Slow down! Dasheng, listen to Xiaoxian and I will finish! And you are not rude!"

"That's why I let my sister do it!"

"You shameless! Help! No! I do have friendship with the Wansheng Dragon King's family, and I also told about Tang Seng going through this place. But I never thought that they would use this method to take your master away. I’m just a small piece of land, even if I have a hundred guts, I wouldn’t dare to eat your master!”

Brother Hou was already very scary, but now he was pretending to be fierce, which made Tudigong tremble.

"Why did you tell them the news that we passed by here!" Brother Monkey shook twice again, and the Duke of Earth was almost about to vomit his soul.

It feels like I am bullying the old man, the picture is really not moral, and my residual respect for the old and love for the young emerges.I went over and patted Brother Hou on the arm, telling him to let go, and wait for him to finish the matter before making a decision.If this land lord is really a bad person, it would not be too late to hand it over to the Jade Emperor or give him a few sticks.Moreover, if it is really bad, why come here to die now?

The Earth Lord sat down to rest with the support of the Drifting Monk. He stayed away from Brother Monkey, and then he finished speaking.

"Great Sage, you really misunderstood Xiaoxian, let me tell you. This matter is actually like this. Everything in this family is good, but the couple of Hydra and Princess Wansheng always quarrel. The son-in-law is in a hurry. Say what you want, outspoken, and lustful. But the princess is a sulky gourd. She gets sulky and doesn't communicate with her son-in-law in an amicable way. She often has cold wars with each other. As time goes by, the gap between husband and wife is getting bigger and bigger For this matter, the old Dragon King asked me to discuss it several times, but I couldn't persuade him."

"So, you came up with a bad idea, saying that the eminent monk from the east can persuade these two?" I turned my head and continued following this sentence.

The Land Lord's eyes lit up, his crutches tapped on the ground, and he praised: "The girl is really smart, that's right! That's it!"

The tour group represented by Brother Monkey: "..."

The few seconds in the cold room made the Landlord a little embarrassed. He coughed a few times and said shyly: "I have also stated the facts clearly. My original intention was to let the son-in-law of Hydra come to treat your master well. But he has a quick temper. , I didn’t finish listening, so I acted.”

What the hell!Tang Seng was originally like a piece of walking meat, but he was deified by a demon, so now he still needs to be labeled as an aunt of the neighborhood committee?It can also help if the couple quarrels!

Huh, it seems that Huang Pao kidnapped Tang Seng before and asked him to help chase Baihua Shame?

"Brother Monkey, I think Xiao Tang has become synonymous with omnipotence in the eyes of demons."

"And then to deal with this mess, we really became gods."

Unexpectedly, he didn't complain about me, but said along the way, Brother Hou looked very speechless.

Zhu Bajie was very happy now, and smiled: "Oh, since Master is asked to mediate the conflict between the couple, he will definitely not be in danger!"

Sand Monk poured cold water on him as always: "What if the couple reconciles together and celebrates happily, so what if we serve wine with Master's meat?"

Xiao Bailong panicked: "Sure enough, it's still very dangerous! Brother, let's hurry up and save Master!"

Without further ado, Brother Hou called somersault cloud and carried us all on board.Under the guidance of the land lord, we quickly found Bibotan. Xiaobailong gave us a trick to avoid water, and Brother Hou directly slapped the cloud head and dived into the water.Killing towards the Dragon Palace so aggressively, the guards must be upset and want to fuck us with forks.

The land lord immediately swam over to explain, thus avoiding the fate of this group of river freshmen being crushed by the monkey brother.

Relying on the familiarity of the land public, we actually entered the hall unimpeded all the way.At a glance, I saw the distraught handsome guy in white robe standing on the left side of the main hall, and on the right side was a beautiful woman with a blank face and resentment in her eyes. Standing in the middle was Tang Seng, who was about to cry with an innocent face, also with a sad face. There is also the old dragon king.

Seeing us rushing in, Tang Seng could only cry with joy, and ran over to hug Brother Hou.

"Wukong, Xinyu, you are here! Husband and wife quarrel is terrible! As the saying goes, it is better to demolish a temple than destroy a marriage! I really tried my best as a teacher!"

Enduring Tang Seng's embrace, Brother Hou raised his hand and patted his bald head, and then looked at the old Dragon King who was seated in the first seat with evil eyes.Being stared at like this, the old Dragon King trembled in fright, the nine-headed son-in-law frowned, stood in front of Brother Monkey, and looked back at him with the same attitude.

Both of them have bad tempers, and they are about to explode at almost one o'clock. The land father and I hurriedly followed each other, and only then did the misunderstanding be resolved.

Brother Monkey made a somersault, flipped over to the throne of the old dragon king and sat firmly, crossed his legs, and said playfully: "The country monsters don't understand etiquette at all. It's fine to ask my master to come with nice words. What are you doing? .”

The nine-headed son-in-law glared at him angrily, and scolded, "Come down, you unruly monkey head! Looking for a fork!"

I persuaded in a good voice: "Don't be angry, brother-in-law, don't worry about whether my brother is sitting or not. Just know that you didn't hurt Xiao Tang. We will definitely help you and Princess Wansheng."

The angry nine-headed son-in-law looked at me, seemed to restrain his temper, and put his hand on my shoulder: "You are still a girl, you are sensible, gentle and considerate. My wife, if you are as eloquent and considerate as you are, that would be great." Already!" As soon as the conversation turned, he actually pointed the spearhead at the princess, and following the words, his palm began to pinch my shoulder gently.

Meow, I still think the massage is good!The body felt soft and numb for a moment, oh my god, is this the means of a married man!

But this kind of married or goodbye.Shrinking my shoulders, I got rid of the old man's palm. At the same time, I felt a beam of cold light piercing my body, which made me shiver uncontrollably.Looking sideways, he actually met the eyes of Princess Halloween.There were deep emotions hidden deep in the woman's eyes, but she never said a word on her face, only her face was cold.

Huh?

I reached out and patted the back of the nine-headed son-in-law, and Princess Wansheng's eyes deepened.I touched the back of his hand again, come on, the small universe is about to ignite in the eyes of Halloween Princess.It feels like I'm going to be eaten alive by her eyes!

With my heart in mind, I jumped up and down to whisper to Zhu Bajie.After listening to my words, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he transformed into his old appearance as the marshal of the canopy.As flamboyant as he is, he immediately straightened his clothes and walked towards Princess Halloween with a smile on his face.

So, in front of the nine sons-in-law, Zhu Bajie pried the corner of his wall.

"Princess, since Hydra is not a good person, why don't you consider me. To be honest, since the first time I saw you, you fell into my heart like a peony seed, took root and sprouted, and blossomed into a flower of love. I am entangled. You are so good, he doesn't know how to appreciate it, this is really a shameful waste. And I am willing to return to the vulgar for you, as long as you give me your hand."

We all stared dumbfounded at Zhu Bajie displaying his skills, even Brother Hou was stunned.

"Damn! You fat pig even dares to touch my woman, treat me like I'm dead! She belongs to me, no one will give it to me!"

The nine-headed son-in-law, who refused to wear a cuckold, suddenly rose up and changed his original shape. A giant python with nine heads split up filled the hall, with a mouth full of blood, and the blood was everywhere.But with such an ugly and ferocious appearance, he was extraordinarily gentle towards Princess Halloween, only carefully enclosing her in his body.

Brother Hou stopped watching the show, and stood in front of us, digging his ears, and said with a smile: "I recently met two snakes, why are you so anxious. Since the land master said that you two are not on good terms, let's break up as soon as possible." Forget it, my junior brother was Marshal Tianpeng at any rate in his previous life, he is gentle to women, he doesn't want to see girls suffer, he is better than you in every aspect."

The nine-headed son-in-law said angrily: "Fart!"

"Oh, since you quarrel every day and you've lost your love, why bother torturing each other. Hurry up and break up. Xiao Tang didn't try to persuade you. Doesn't this also show that you two don't want to live anymore!"

As soon as I said the words of persuading the divorce, the nine-headed son-in-law and the Wansheng princess were dumbfounded, and they looked at each other.

"Come on, son-in-law, you can write a divorce letter, or you two can make a divorce letter. By the way, I wish the other party can find a better demon in the future, and I will prove it to you two!" I continued to encourage.

Nine-headed Prince Consort: "Don't do it!"

Halloween Princess: "No!"

I pretended to be puzzled: "What?"

Nine-headed consort: "Don't do it! You don't understand!"

Halloween Princess: "I, I don't want to be separated from him."

Me: "Isn't it interesting to quarrel every day? It hurts the relationship. Sooner or later, the partners will break up. It's better to do it as soon as possible."

The nine-headed son-in-law was anxious: "I, I'm because she always doesn't believe me! She thinks I'm messing around! I don't have anyone else! I explained to her, but she didn't say a word, and always turned her face away. I was angry, so I deliberately told her Some women got close, but she was cold and didn't show it. I was even angrier!"

The Halloween princess stopped fighting, and said eagerly: "It's not that you always do things that people misunderstand! I, I am not good at words, I can't tell you, you have a bad temper, and you always smash things. I I'm too lazy to argue with you!"

Nine-headed Consort: "Then you hate me!"

Halloween Princess: "... If I really hate you, I will definitely leave you. What about you, are you tired of me? I am not as charming as those banshees outside, and I am not as attractive as this girl. happiness."

The nine heads of the nine-headed son-in-law shook quickly, and the picture was very joyful. He changed back into a human form, went to hold the opponent's hand, and softened his tone: "Ma'am, it's my fault. I never sympathized with you, and I was angry on purpose You. I just want you to worry about me, I thought you didn't care about me. "

After hearing these words, Princess Wansheng's eyes turned red, and she threw herself into each other's arms. Then, the two hugged each other and said a bunch of disgusting words.

I couldn't help rubbing my arms: "Oh my mother, I'm getting goosebumps."

Brother Hou rolled his eyes: "The thief is tired of crooked people, vomit—"

Drifting: "Spicy eyes and hot ears."

Zhu Bajie: "Oh, I miss Cuilan, my little brother lends me a hug."

Xiao Bailong: "Second senior brother, hold on!"

Tang Seng: "I don't know why, I feel a little nauseated as a teacher..."

Landlord: "The operation is too flamboyant. It's not good to persuade peace, but it can be done by persuading departure."

Old Dragon King: "Woooo, I can finally live a peaceful life."

Just when the couple were still trying to act like no one else was there, I interrupted them with a cough: "Be careful, hey, there are still a group of single dogs!"

After persuading the couple, we were sent back to the shore by this monster.After packing up our luggage, we started on the road again, heading towards Jisaiguo.On the way, we were still talking about the two couples after dinner, and Xiao Bailong also had an expression of being overwhelmed when he thought of the quarrel between his father and queen mother.

Brother Monkey agreed: "That's right, we can't wait for the New Year if we are so noisy."

Zhu Bajie didn't take it seriously: "This is how a couple lives. Sometimes good things are mixed with honey, and sometimes they quarrel."

Little White Dragon: "Aren't you tired?"

Drifting said philosophically: "This is husband and wife."

Tang Seng patted his chest in fear: "Hey, I don't want it anymore. How nice it is to become a monk."

Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Seng quietly, made a big move, and said: "Master, imagine, I mean imagine. You and Her Majesty are together. Sometimes you two are happy and spend time together. Sometimes you piss her off." Angry, two people go back and forth, trying to figure out each other's mind. Isn't it also an interesting story in life?"

"..."

Tang Seng froze on the spot, and hadn't heard this word for two years, after all we didn't dare to mention it.

Brother Hou slapped Zhu Bajie on the head and scolded: "Idiot! Which pot is not open and which pot is not open, you!"

Zhu Bajie muttered: "It's been two years! I just want Master to know that the life of people who have a crush on each other is not torture! Okay, I was wrong, Master, you..."

Tang Seng chuckled: "It's all right, let's continue on our way."

Sure enough, nothing happened, it was normal, so we were a little relieved.

Think about it, if Nezha and I were together, would I be like the Hydra couple?Oh, if the object of the quarrel is Nezha, the quarrel seems to be quite sweet?Then he coaxed, hugged and kissed me?

I held my face together: "Oh, it's really embarrassing."

Everyone disgusted: "Hey——"

……

Later, when we arrived at Jisai Kingdom, Tang Seng swept the pagoda and invited the king to hold a Dharma forum. It took us a full month before we left.

Because Zhu Bajie and I lost Tang Seng before, we have been very active along the way, Brother Hou didn't have to complain about our performance, and he was a little unaccustomed to it.Drifting expressed a little nervousness, if Zhu Bajie keeps working so hard, he might lose weight.

Hmph, I just want to prove to Brother Hou that even if I am an idiot once in a while, I can still do serious things.

At the end of spring and the beginning of summer, the tour group went over mountains and mountains, and came to a prosperous country - Zhu Ziguo.

Tang Seng is a child in a big city, and he is afraid of entering the demon cave, but it is not unreasonable to walk in these tall cities.There is a meeting hall in this city, which is used to receive envoys from various countries. After going through some formalities, Tang Seng took us to live here, so that we can go to see the king tomorrow.

A few of us were paralyzed in the room and bored, Drifting stood up first and said to go to the kitchen, and Xiao Bailong followed curiously.Tang Seng continued to meditate and chant scriptures, Brother Hou couldn't sit still, and I was too bored, Zhu Bajie was so bored that he fell asleep, and his saliva flew up.

Brother Hou smashed his head with a peanut. I looked back at him, only to see his golden eyes shining.

"Let's go, let's go out and play." Mao waved and waved.

I couldn't wait to go shopping, so I nodded immediately.I explained to Tang Seng, and we went out together.It used to be a trail, but now it goes directly to the main street, and there are several times more people and shops.So Brother Monkey was surrounded by crowds, and some people who eat melons thought I was a monkey juggler who came to the city to perform.I tried my best to hold back my laughter and shook my head.

Brother Monkey got annoyed, bared his teeth and growled at these people, scaring them away instantly.As soon as the crowd retreated, I saw the imperial list posted on the wall, and Brother Hou jumped over to look at it before me.To sum it up, the king was ill, and the imperial physicians in the palace could not cure him well, so he recruited wise men to treat his illness.

"Heh, I'm just worrying about not having any fun!" Brother Hou laughed twice, and with a flick of his paw, he picked off the imperial list.

I'm used to Brother Monkey's behavior. The passers-by were startled and pointed at me and scolded: "Little girl! Why don't you tie up your monkey! You can pick up the imperial list at will! It won't be cured when the time comes. It’s a serious illness, but it will kill you!”

"Pfft—" I covered my mouth, trying to explain but couldn't stop laughing.

Before Brother Hou scolded the members of the Appearance Association, the eunuchs and guards from the palace rushed over, which was very efficient.It's just that when they saw the imperial list in Brother Monkey's hand, they asked the same questions as ordinary people.Ask me why I didn't care about my ugly monkey and randomly revealed the imperial list.

I suppressed a smile, and whispered to Brother Hou, "Why don't you enter the palace in human form, the king is sick and weak, what should I do if you fainted from fright."

"That's too timid, tsk."

Even though he said so, Brother Hou still transformed into a delicious blond boy.Seeing his transformation in the street, the eunuch was startled, changed his previous contemptuous attitude, and showed us a lot of respect.

In a blink of an eye, the tour group was invited into the palace collectively. Tang Seng was all in a daze. He agreed to enter the court tomorrow morning?

Through a layer of curtains, the king is lying on the dragon bed, showing a faint shadow.The maid rolled up the curtain, and the thin and elegant young king propped himself up and sat up with the support of the eunuch.

"Which one is the virtuous doctor who unveiled the list?"

Wow, the voice of the King of Sick Beauty is also very nice.I just took a short errand when I was hit on the head by Brother Monkey. He passed me, flicked his golden braid, and said with air, "That's the old grandson!"

It doesn't matter whether brother monkey is polite or not, the king immediately invites him to treat him.After a lot of pulse diagnosis and observation, Hou Ge came up with an answer that lovesickness became a disease.

The king was a little surprised when he heard this answer, but he was not too surprised. He just closed his eyes and began to think.

Take advantage of this moment to chat with the tour group.

Tang Seng gave Hou Ge a thumbs up: "Wukong is awesome!"

Zhu Bajie complained: "What else does this monkey not know?"

I wittily replied: "I can't fall in love!"

Zhu Bajie laughed loudly: "That's right! Hahahaha, finally there is someone he can't do!"

Drifting: "Second senior brother, jealous men are really scary."

Zhu Bajie: "Lao Sha, this is your fault. Monkeys are so versatile, it hurts people."

Xiao Bailong: "It's about hitting pigs, Second Senior Brother."

Zhu Bajie said that he didn't want to talk, Zhuzhu lost his temper.

The king seemed to have thought about it himself, so he asked Brother Hou to prescribe him a prescription.Brother Hou said there was no rush, and he would wait until tomorrow to prepare the medicine before giving it to the king.

So we lived in the palace.On the way back to his room to rest, Brother Hou looked straight at Xiao Bailong.

Xiao Bailong hid behind Tang Seng: "I feel a bit cold behind my back."

Brother Hou said kindly: "Don't be afraid, brother, brother just wants you to do me a favor."

Xiao Bailong: "...Elder Brother, please tell me."

Brother Monkey: "Give me some dragon urine."

Zhu Bajie burst out laughing at this remark, I was very calm when I knew the situation earlier, and looked at Xiao Bailong with encouraging eyes.When he met my eyes, he blushed in embarrassment.

"Brother, big brother, what, why do you want this?"

"Cure the king! Why are you blushing? I think you were so chic when you walked the birds all over the mountains and plains. Now you look like a girl."

"Okay! Okay! Don't talk about it! I'll just give it to you, please don't talk about the past! There is also Xinyu, don't come over!"

I said innocently: "I'm not so shameless, I didn't take advantage of you when you walked the bird, really."

Changing to Xiaobailong this time doesn't really want to talk to us.

The next day—

After drinking the medicine prepared by Brother Hou, the king's condition eased, and everyone was happy, but the king himself seemed to have something else on his mind.Sure enough, when the tourist group was entertained at night, the king spoke out about his difficulties.

The king has three queens, namely the Golden Empress, the Jade Empress, and the Silver Empress. He loves the Golden Empress the most.But on the Duanyang Festival three years ago, Empress Jinsheng was taken away by a demon king named Sai Taisui, and there has been no news since then.The demon king lives in Xiezhi Cave, Qilin Mountain. The king only asks us to bring back the golden saint. If we can rescue her, the king is even willing to give up his throne.

I rely on!Still so affectionate?

Zhu Bajie and I fought against each other and took over the job.

Seeing how active we are, Brother Hou didn't give a damn. He tilted his head to look at us with his chin in his hands, and said with a smile, "Then I'll leave it to you two. Go and come back quickly. If you can't figure it out, just call me."

The author has something to say: Explosive Liver!Two more words!Guess, can the two idiots team up to complete the task_(:D)∠)_