[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

On the way back, Zhu Bajie and Sai Taisui, I, and I rode on my somersault cloud. Brother Hou understood my look and pulled Nezha to ride on his cloud alone.In this way, the two teams kept moving forward in a tandem and one behind. Occasionally, when I pretended to look at the scenery, I would glance back at Nezha.

Well, I just went to see him because I thought he was very good-looking, but every time I turned my head, I could meet his gaze, which made my scalp tingle.After being so embarrassed a few times, I just sat upright and looked forward, no longer crazy, but I always felt like a light on my back.

Unable to resist, I waved to Zhu Bajie and said, "Help me look back, is that young master staring at me?"

Zhu Bajie was very clever. He pretended to talk to Brother Hou and looked over. When he turned around again, he leaned next to me and said emphatically, "Yes, stare without blinking! The eyes are very deep, and the gaze is very hot. , don't look back."

"...What the hell." I expressed a little embarrassment, but I didn't dare to really go back and confirm.

Zhu Bajie sighed: "Wang Qing Shui is really powerful. I never thought that you, who wanted to stick to other people's bodies in the past, now look like a ruthless prostitute."

"Hey! Where is the prostitute! Speak up! It seems that I have done something to him! How can he be a little monster by me!"

"I don't know either, or you can ask him, what did you do to him before?" The smile gradually changed.

Seeing Zhu Bajie's look of wanting to watch a good show, I gave him a look, feeling a little flustered.Paying no attention to this idiot, I conjured up a handful of grass and fed it to Sai Taisui's mouth: "Do you want to eat?"

Sai Taisui suddenly turned into a human form and wanted to spray me, but he didn't attack me because he thought about helping me. He shook his head and said, "Thank you, don't eat!"

He became a human being, and I was able to talk to him easily.I smiled and asked, "Oh, you are free now, where do you want to take your mother?"

Sai Taisui: "I don't know yet. Of course, I want to take my wife away from Zhu Ziguo, the farther the better. Also, I want my lady to practice Taoism."

I was taken aback: "What the hell?"

Sai Taisui: "The age of ordinary people is too short. I don't want to have only a few decades."

Me: "What if she doesn't want to?"

Sai Taisui: "She will be willing, I am willing to divide the inner alchemy into half for her, and give it to her for a thousand years."

Listening to it made me stand in awe, I couldn't help applauding: "I respect you for being a man, and I hope you two will never be separated!"

Zhu Bajie said sourly: "Oh, I am so envious of the old pig."

When we arrived at the bedroom of the Golden Holy Empress of the Zhuzi Kingdom, when we sent Sai Taisui here, the king was also here.Sai Taisui faced the king face to face, the king took a few steps back in fear, but Sai Taisui did not move.When we landed, we met the Shura field, and we were collectively silent.But Tang Seng jumped out from the side, and he walked briskly between us.

"You are back, I have had a long talk with the king all night, and he has now agreed to obey my mother's wishes and let her go!"

Fuck?Tang Seng, have you reached this point in your mouth skills!He talked to the queen before and managed to get away!

"Hey, the third prince Nezha is here too?" Seeing an acquaintance, Tang Seng waved his little hand.

Nezha greeted Tang Seng, and then silently acted as the background board.That's right, he just wants to help catch Ji, so he won't be involved in these things.

"My lord? But my lord is back!"

A woman's unbelievable voice came from the bedroom, and all of us turned our gazes over, only to see the golden empress in a thin long gown walking out barefoot.Apparently he was beaten with a sap by Brother Hou, and he only woke up now.She seemed to be unable to believe it, and trotted a few steps to come to Sai Taisui, but stopped a few steps away, and looked at her beloved from top to bottom.

"It's me, I'm back."

Sai Taisui took the initiative to step forward and took him into his arms.

Although the reunion of broken mirrors makes people feel good, but I can't ignore that there is a king next to me!Super Shura field.I was sweating, and glanced at the king quietly, and he actually hugged Tang Seng with a heart attack.Tang Seng smoothed his hair for him as if he had come here, and muttered something.

Brother Monkey jumped over and patted the king on the shoulder: "This old grandson has a treasure, would your majesty want it?"

The king: "Elder Sun, the widow has a headache now."

Brother Monkey: "After eating my food, it doesn't hurt to keep anything, and I can forget it right away. Do you want it?"

The king raised his head from Tang Monk's arms: "Is there really a miraculous effect?"

Brother Monkey smiled brightly and showed his white teeth, pointing at me: "Here, my sister drank and completely forgot about her lover." Then he turned his fingertips and pointed at Nezha.

It feels like Brother Hou is selling insurance, madly giving the king Amway forget love water.But why Mao wants to make a comparison between me and Nezha!I am inexplicably guilty!

After learning about the efficacy of Wangqing Water with Brother Hou, the king looked at me, and then at the golden saint who didn't care about him at all.His eyes were full of loneliness, and he smiled sadly, waving his hands and refusing.In the end, he sent down an imperial decree, saying nothing to the Empress Jin Sheng, and left.

Brother Hou was confused: "Why not!"

Zhu Bajie immediately pretended to be forceful: "Look, senior brother, you don't understand this. Emotions are ever-changing. I would rather be sober from pain than forget to be intoxicated."

How could he pretend to be aggressive in front of Brother Monkey, so Zhu Bajie was immediately grabbed by the pig's ear.

"I'll wake you up now!"

"It hurts bro!"

The two brothers who fight each other every day.

After the joy of the reunion subsided, the Golden Empress joined hands with Sai Tai Sui and knelt heavily in front of us.I wanted to help her up, but she was still kneeling in front of me and kowtowed a few more times. I put my palms against her forehead in a panic.

"Enough is enough, I have received your thank you!" I can't bear such a big gift, and I have some responsibilities for being taken apart.

Empress Jinsheng looked at me and said guiltily, "I'm sorry, Miss Xinyu. Although you don't remember it anymore, I have to say it. I resented Monkey King for breaking us up, so I poured the water of forgetting love into the tea and let you Drink it. I thought you were in love with Monkey King, but I didn't think..."

I:"……"

Brother Monkey: "..."

When Nezha on the background board had a slight reaction, he only clenched his fists, his eyelashes were half closed, and the expression in his eyes was suppressed.I don't know why I care about his expression, I just observed it subconsciously, probably because of his good looks.

I thought about it, and forcibly helped Empress Jinsheng up, and only said: "I forgot, what else can I do, you and Sai Taisui will live a good life in the future, even if you want to practice, you must be a good person, okay?"

Empress Jinsheng nodded repeatedly, and raised her finger to swear, but was preempted by Sai Taisui.

The two tried to swear to me first, but they wouldn't let the other party make a poisonous oath. I said with a stiff face, "It's alright, alright, I don't eat dog food!"

"Don't swear, come out."

Thinking that everything was settled, Nezha suddenly spoke up.The cold voice was like a knife, cutting the harmony to pieces.The empress got nervous and stood in front of Sai Taisui.I also had a question mark on my forehead, so I asked first: "Third Prince, is there anything else?"

Nezha took a deep look at me, didn't speak to me, but pressed on Jin Shengniang and Sai Taisui with sharp eyes.

I wanted to go forward and say something, but Zhu Bajie grabbed me and shook his head at me.Brother Hou also waved me to back down, even though I didn't quite understand, I still stopped.

Empress Jin Sheng turned pale, and was about to say something, but Sai Taisui patted her hand comfortingly, and said, "I made a mistake first, and I have already confessed to the Bodhisattva. But your mistake was caused by me, and I will do it for you." Dan. Then we get out of here, shall we?"

Empress Jin Sheng blushed and nodded.

Then, I saw Sai Taisui firmly received Nezha's palm. I don't know how hard this palm was, but he flew backwards and smashed an entire wall.Empress Jin Sheng rushed over to help him up, and Sai Taisui, who got up from the pile of rocks, vomited a mouthful of blood, looked at Nezha, and then at me.

This scene was like a silent movie, I couldn't recover from the shock, Brother Hou rubbed my head, but Zhu Bajie said from the side.

"Your grievances, the third prince has recovered for you. Although you may not know why you are doing this now, you don't even know where your grievances are."

"???" I really don't understand.

So far, Zhu Ziguo's matter has been settled, not consummated, after all, one of them is always injured.Even if we are still charged with the task of arresting Ji, we dare not eat and drink for free in the palace. After all, we didn’t save the empress for the king, so what an embarrassment.After changing the customs clearance document, we hurried out of the city and started on the road.

After coming out of the palace, Brother Hou was finally able to change back to his original monkey form. He stretched his arms and legs very comfortably, and turned dozens of somersaults in a row.The people in the city were like watching a play, and even threw him a lot of copper coins, Zhu Bajie happily picked them up.Brother Monkey, who was restless all the way, just walked out of the city gate, and I followed behind with a smile.

"Brother Monkey, you can't hold back, you actually kept your human form for so long."

Monkey Brother: "Don't mention it, if it wasn't for fear of frightening the king with thin skin and tender flesh, he wouldn't have kept his human body for so long."

Zhu Bajie hid the copper coin while burying it: "I think you are coquettish, and my pig face didn't scare him. You have a pretty face in human form, and many court ladies are peeking at it."

Brother Hou flung his eyes at him, and Zhu Bajie shrank his neck: "I, I shut up."

From time to time, Xiao Bailong glanced at Nezha in front of the team. He walked up to me, kept a distance of one meter, and asked curiously: "Xinyu, why is Prince Nezha in the team? Could it be that he also made mistakes and was punished to learn from the scriptures?" ?”

I didn't dare to walk in front of Nezha, so I kept wandering behind, only saying: "Because Guanyin let Sai Taisui go, there is no mount, we have to catch one, and the third prince said to help catch it."

Xiao Bailong: "Oh, very enthusiastic."

Me: "Well."

The Drifting Monk who didn't know when came over: "Because Xinyu drank the water of forgetting love, now it's the third prince's turn to show it."

I don't know why, and asked in an inquisitive attitude: "Let me ask, I liked the third prince before, so are I in a relationship with him?"

Xiaobailong and Drifting paused for a second, then shook their heads tacitly.

There was a little bit of disappointment, the beauty really had nothing to do with me, but I still breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "That's it, I'll just say it, then I don't need to feel guilty! I thought I had something to say to him As for the relationship between people, I forget about others, how bad that is. Since it’s not a relationship, I don’t have to worry about it! I just admire his face, and everyone has a love for beauty.”

Xiao Bailong: "Although I don't understand it very well, I think you should take it easy?"

Brother Sha: "...Xinyu, Brother Sha advises you to be honest."

I waved: "Don't worry about it."

After a certain distance from Zhu Ziguo, according to the map given by Jin Shengniang, we arrived at a village, chose again and again, and stopped in front of a farmyard.This house is big enough to accommodate us.Tang Seng knocked on the door, and after a while, the door opened.The owner of the yard is a middle-aged couple, and there is a daughter who is in the prime of life.The little girl is as beautiful and fresh as a camellia flower, standing in the yard to dry clothes, when she saw us, she welcomed us with a light smile.

Wow, it looks good!

Little Bailong blushed instantly, hurried across the courtyard and walked into the house, bumping into the door panel with a bang.And Zhu Bajie and I also stared at the other girl, admiring again and again, and then Zhu Bajie was dragged into the room by Brother Monkey twisting his ears.My wrist was also pulled. At first I thought it was Brother Hou, but when I turned around, I saw Nezha and retracted my paws in fright.

"Oh, that, that, er, looks good! The girl looks good!" Suddenly, his brain short-circuited, and he raised his finger to the little girl in surprise.

What am I talking about incoherently!Idiot!Why did he come to hold my hand!Could it be that before I lost my memory, I often held hands with him!

The little girl looked at Nezha and me with dark eyes, and her little face turned red. After drying the clothes, she went back to the house with the tub in her arms.

"It's time to go inside."

Compared to my bluffing, Nezha only said one sentence calmly.I nodded indiscriminately, and walked into the room first, scaring the baby to death, and suddenly being held by hand!

Everyone sat down under the arrangement of the owner. The woman was still busy cooking, so she ordered her little camellia-like daughter to serve us with snacks first.The little girl is so beautiful, I shamelessly call her Little Camellia.She took a dustpan with pancakes in it, and handed them to everyone one by one.When Xiao Bailong received the pancakes, he didn't dare to look up at others, took the pancakes and stuffed them into his mouth, choking on them.

I took the pancakes from Little Camellia, only to find that Nezha hadn't got any in the whole house, it was so embarrassing!

I gnawed on the cake and said vaguely: "That little brother over there, you pretended to be cold, you haven't given it to him yet."

Little Camellia blushed, and I waited for a long time without saying a complete sentence.She seemed very shy and hesitant, so I gave her a push: "Go~"

Little Camellia didn't expect to be pushed by me, she staggered forward, and then raised her head to reach Nezha.The young man leaning against the door with his arms folded looked down at her.

"That, that, please, please eat cake!" With a flushed face, Little Camellia seemed to have exhausted all her energy, and the hand she handed out was trembling.

I can't help but want to cheer her up?

"Thank you, I don't need it." He ruthlessly refused.

Little Camellia was lost, puffed up her bun face, and weakly withdrew her hand, but was cut off by Zhu Bajie halfway.

Zhu Bajie groaned: "Little brother doesn't eat, big brother eats! Come on, sister, give me more! Oh, third prince, don't be too tense, our team is very harmonious."

Nezha: "...I didn't."

Drifting: "Second senior brother, don't you know that icebergs are more attractive to the opposite sex. Chang'e has always been indifferent."

Zhu Bajie: "Third Prince, can you teach me?"

Monkey Brother: "People say that Bingshan is attractive, but you are called pretending to be aggressive."

Me: "Hahahahaha! Cough cough...cough cough!"

Zhu Bajie: "Haha! Make you laugh! Choke! It's time!"

At dinner in the evening, the couple of the farmer made a very hearty vegetarian meal, and they were very happy.According to the routine, there should be something to ask for.

Sure enough, the woman said with embarrassment under the sign of the head of the house, recently there have been huge wild boars in the field, there are about four or five of them.Each head is about two meters high, with huge fangs, and the crops in the field are always ruined, but the most feared thing is that wild boars cannibalize people.The last time there was a bachelor who bought wine and went back, but was dragged by wild boars into the mountains on the way, and never came back.

Does the world have any ill will towards single dogs?

The author has something to say: The small theater——

Nezha: Does Xinyu hate me?

Monkey Brother: As long as you are not disfigured, ugly girls will not hate you.

Nezha: ...

Brother Monkey: Anyway, I used to fall in love with my face first, so you can use your face to attract you back.Seduce technology, understand.I recommend you Jade Face Fox.