[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

I really can't pretend to be a bit coquettish. At this moment, I feel that my behavior of posing for a hydrangea is extremely embarrassing.

As if the thing in his hand was not a festive hydrangea, but a burning hot iron, Nezha's expressionless face but angry eyes instantly appeared in his mind.

With a trembling hand, I subconsciously threw the hydrangea to Brother Monkey.

"What are you doing, ugly girl! Don't throw the blame around!"

Noticing my movement, Brother Hou looked at the hydrangea flying past, and unexpectedly raised his foot to kick it towards Xiaobailong again.

"Wow! Why don't you want Xinyu! Hurry up and catch it! The Li family over there is coming soon!"

It's just a hydrangea, but it's a lot of face to be disgusted and feared by Monkey King and the third prince Xihailong.Seeing that the hydrangea fell into Tang Seng's hands again, he turned pale with fright, and hurriedly threw it towards Drifting Monk, shouting, "Wu Jing catch it!"

Drifting only glanced at the thing, then raised his hand to block it, "Master, you are so unkind, forget about the man's hydrangea."

"So you just throw it at me! I don't want a man's ball either! Xinyu, this is your hydrangea, return it to you!" Zhu Bajie angrily kicked away the hydrangea flying towards him , with disgust on his face.

The hydrangea actually took a turn in the team, and finally flew towards me.Like kicking a shuttlecock, I lifted my right foot and raised the ball with a hook on my toes.

"It's too much! I'm not what I want, and the hydrangea flew over by itself, so I refuse!" After bouncing the ball a few times, I kicked the hydrangea to Zhu Bajie again, shouting: "Your hydrangea! Bajie , what if that young master of the Li family is actually a cute girl disguised as a girl!"

"Fart! Why don't you think about what happens if your third prince is smashing the hydrangea!"

"Fuck, he already has me, why is he smashing hydrangea!"

Amazingly, there was a football game in the tour group, and everyone tried their best to kick the ball.The crowd of onlookers was stunned. After watching for a while, they actually started to applaud and applaud our skills in various ways.Brother Hou pushed the hydrangea ball back to Xiao Bailong with a header. He quickly stood up and hugged the hydrangea ball with his chest. When the hydrangea ball rolled down to his instep, he kicked it flying again.

Zhu Bajie quickly swung his buttocks and pushed the ball back. I took a few steps back quickly and opened it with my elbow.The hydrangea flew around, and finally rolled down to the little donkey's feet. The little donkey sniffed the hydrangea through its nostrils, licked it again, and then opened its mouth to pick it up.

At this moment, the family surnamed Li who threw the hydrangea separated from the crowd and strode over.

The servant of the Li family: "..."

tour group:"……"

Onlookers: "..."

"Come on, the hydrangea was picked up by the donkey, monk, is your donkey male or female?"

"Human beast! Such a heavy mouth!"

I don't know which audiences who eat melon said these two sentences, which caused a roar of laughter.Although I felt sorry for the person who lost the ball, I was relieved at the moment. On the contrary, Tang Seng was shocked and threw himself on his little donkey, shaking his head vigorously.Hey, Dongtu Datang's face is going to be lost by you!

"The poor monk's little donkey is male! Male! Male!"

We hurriedly pulled this donkey-protecting madman to his feet and coaxed him, "Don't worry, we won't marry off the little donkey."

"Hey, who wants your donkey? This girl took the ball at first."

A loud and clear voice came from behind the crowd, with a slight hook at the end, bringing out a charm.Everyone looked towards the source of the sound at the same time, the crowd of onlookers separated automatically, and a handsome young man in a white robe walked up to the tourist group.Behind him, there were three handsome young masters following him. When the servants saw the master coming, they immediately lined up and stood neatly behind him. The scene looked particularly grand.

What surprised me wasn't the handsome guy, but that this young man in white looked like Nezha!

Tang Seng led the little donkey to my side, and whispered, "This is probably the young master of the Li family who threw the hydrangea, but this young man looks like the third prince. Is it a coincidence that his surname is Li?"

Zhu Bajie also came over: "Could it be that he really came down to test you?"

Xiao Bailong also walked behind me to make up his sword: "Xinyu, you may not know that you have lost your memory, but many years ago, there was a disaster when a bodhisattva recruited a relative, and the third prince really came down to test you!"

Drifting added two more knives: "Yes, the third prince who came down to earth at that time was dressed similarly. At that time, you got married in a hurry and dragged you to the bridal chamber."

I suddenly became interested: "Then did I succeed?"

Drifting: "No."

I lost interest in an instant: "Tsk, anyway, the person in front of me can't be my elder brother Li."

What a mess, Nezha would not conduct these convoluted tests, he would just arrest me for interrogation.And I obviously restrained so much, how can I feel sorry for him!

Casting a spell secretly, I hooked my index finger, and the hydrangea in the little donkey's mouth flew up, circled around twice and landed in the hands of a little girl in the crowd.

"Okay, the hydrangea belongs to that girl, hurry up and marry her back home!" I folded my arms and nodded in affirmation.

The boy in white tugged at the corners of his lips, showing a shallow smile, "A little witchcraft won't make me retreat. Hydrangea has chosen you, so of course I want to marry you. Or, I don't deserve a girl with my looks. Fall in love?"

My dear!Good-looking, this little brother who looks like Nezha is super good-looking, and will show a strange posture that Nezha would never show, with temptation!If my elder brother Li laughed like this, hey hey.I vaguely recalled that when I gave Nezha medicine at Little Camellia's house, he was actually tempting me silently!It's just that the method is very secretive and not frivolous at all.

Suddenly wanting to understand this, I was a little confused.I always thought he should be unconscious, but now that I think about it carefully, I think he is using his own advantage, intentionally, right?

"Can you do it!"

Brother Monkey tugged at my ear, the pain brought me back to my senses, I hurriedly protected my head and begged for mercy: "It hurts, hurts, I didn't think about anything!"

Brother Hou pulled me closer, and said in a low voice, "These four good-looking people are not ordinary people, a golden-nosed white-haired mouse and three rhinos!"

No wonder Brother Hou didn't complain for a long time. It turned out that he used his sharp eyes to check people's background.Knowing that the other party is not a mortal, I was relieved, so that even if I fight, I won't feel guilty.These days, don't monsters like to find a partner in the crowd of mortals, playing in the arena and throwing hydrangea balls?

The tour group formed a circle and started a chattering discussion.

Me: "Brother Monkey, I think we can introduce them to Sister Tiger!"

Brother Hou gloated: "It's a good idea, but in my opinion, people are relying on you."

I:"……"

Tang Seng: "Oh, Xinyu, they are throwing the hydrangea normally, since it fell into your hands..."

Me: "This scene is really similar."

Xiao Bailong: "Didn't the elder brother be deceived by the master at that time?"

I resolutely objected: "No! I have Nezha, so don't talk about it, Xiao Tang!"

Tang Seng: "No, I don't want you to marry! I don't want to be ripped off by the third prince, I just want to say that we will give him back the hydrangea, or introduce him to another girl again!"

Zhu Bajie: "Anyway, they are all monsters. If they win, they won't even dare to fart."

Drifting: "Second senior brother is a real society. If he is a male demon, he will beat him violently, and if he is a female demon, he will be reasonable."

Zhu Bajie: "You are the most social if you always want to eat your brother!"

After some discussion, a unified front was, I will not marry.Because there were too many people onlookers, we decided to go back to his mansion with Brother White Mouse first, and then clarify the matter.

A magnificent mansion, two stone lions in front of the gate are imposing, the vermilion gate is open, and the plaque reads "Li Mansion".

Brother Baishu pointed to the courtyard and looked back at me: "Is the lady satisfied?"

I shook my goosebumps: "Who is your wife!"

Brother Baishu came closer to me and observed carefully, his eyes were obviously full of smiles, but there was no tenderness in them, it was very cold.

I indifferently pushed his face away.

He looks so much like Nezha, the red boy looks like him in dress, but the one in front of him looks very much like him, like a lively and mischievous version of him.

Led by the servants, we came to the main hall.Brother White Mouse changed into black clothes again and came out, his demeanor looked a bit colder. The other three handsome rhinoceros had subtle expressions, bowed to him and left quickly.It seems that these three rhinos are the followers of the white mouse brother?

The idlers all retreated, only the tour group and Brother White Mouse were left sitting in the hall, and he took a leisurely sip of tea.

Brother Hou couldn't hold back anymore, and cut straight to the point: "Little mouse, do you think you can hide this trick from your grandpa? Come on, why pretend to be a man and throw the hydrangea ball!"

With his identity exposed, the tea tasting boy was not in a hurry. He put down his teacup, raised his legs, and raised his chin slightly: "I never thought I could hide it from you, can I ask for a wife?"

Me: "You're out of action, little brother."

Zhu Bajie sincerely advised: "Forget it, young man, this one has a master."

Drifting: "The competitor is prettier than you, has a higher status than you, and is still a god."

Tang Seng: "Be more tactful and hit the young people more."

Little White Dragon: "Yes, it's good to have a good job!"

As soon as the words of the most innocent little white dragon came out, everyone in the tour group looked at him in horror.

Brother Monkey: "I can't tell you're hiding something."

Zhu Bajie: "Junior brother! You are a pervert who pretends to be a little fresh!"

Drifting: "Social dragon."

Tang Seng: "As a teacher, I don't understand, I don't understand."

Xiao Bailong was completely naive: "This is a compliment, because when I heard Chu Jiu and Xinyu discuss it, I praised Liu Er like this!"

So everyone's eyes focused on me again.

My old face blushed, and I quickly waved my hands and shook my head: "No, I haven't, I haven't tried it yet! It's six ears! We mean six ears!"

The topic suddenly became particularly bad. I forcibly diverted my attention, pointed at the innocent white mouse, and continued blushing: "Anyway, I have someone! You can find it again!"

"Your one, isn't he the third prince Nezha? I'm almost like him, with a cuter personality. Choose me~"

Getting up from the chair, Brother White Mouse jumped in front of me, held my hand and pressed it against his chest.At this moment, the three handsome rhinoceros came back in a hurry, yelling that someone was coming outside.I was still wondering who it was, when I saw Nezha stepping in.

My eyes widened, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly took my hands away from the other person's chest.And everyone in the tour group took three steps back and started eating sunflower seed snacks.

Still not a comrade in arms!

The author has something to say: The small theater——

Clairvoyance: My brother, this time I really am not blind.Miss Xinyu is entangled!

Nezha: I'll go down.

Clairvoyance: Then, don't do domestic violence!

Nezha: ...