[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

You are the only apprentice of the jade-faced fox, but your original body is not from the fox clan, but the peony flower demon.On the day you practiced until you were able to transform into form, the jade-faced fox found you with great looks, so he forcibly accepted you as his apprentice.Under the influence of her education, your concept of love is more relaxed, but you always point to the end, and you have never completely let go.

You can hook up scholars and woodcutters badly, and trick them into eating and drinking.But you don't know how to make love, eat people, and suck energy. At best, you are skinny.

The jade-faced fox turns a blind eye to your behavior that can't be called bad, but you always feel that she has a purpose in forcibly accepting you as an apprentice, otherwise she wouldn't have taught you so many tricks of fishing for money.Although for most men, as long as you stand there, they will rush over.

"Peony, I called you here this time to tell you that you have officially become a teacher, but you must complete the test of being a teacher to be considered a real teacher."

"...Huh? Didn't I become a teacher a long time ago?"

You have a dazed look on your face, you thought that you became a teacher two years ago, and you were fascinated by thousands of males at that time.

"Fart, you haven't learned any of my ma'am's art of manipulating men, it's all supported by your looks!"

"Master, didn't you accept me as an apprentice because of my good looks? And it's not that you have no failures, you said before..."

"To shut up."

"..."

If you know that you are stepping on thunder, you immediately shut up. The jade-faced fox used to be the third child of the Bull Demon King. Afterwards, some things happened. In short, now she has left the family and flew out solo to continue to harm the public.As far as you know, your master once tried to hook up with Monkey King, who is now Dou Victory Buddha, and then he was beaten up in a fancy way.

Oh my god, how dare she chew on such a thousand-year-old single monkey.Courage is commendable, admire!

"It doesn't matter if you don't mention that stinky monkey. There is no love at all. There is someone else at the level of the teacher."

"Who?" You think, the person Master asked you to fuck must be someone she can't eat and can't bear.You can only pin your hopes on the next generation, similar to the bad idea that if you can't sleep with you, you can sleep with your father.

"The son of the dead ghost Lao Niu dared to abandon me and get back the iron fan. This time, he must slap his son!"

"...Master, your integrity is really fed to the dog, can you do it yourself, alas! It hurts! I was wrong, Master!"

The ear is caught, and you beg for mercy.You didn't know until now that the master planned to accept both the Bull Demon King and his son. If the conditions are right, you can have a gorgeous threesome. You feel that your lower limit can be refreshed by the master every time.

The task of the jade-faced fox is to climb onto the bed of the red boy, which seems very simple and very difficult.You feel that you are also at a disadvantage!You are also a newcomer on the road, and you have never actually fought before. You really are a flower stuck in cow dung!However, you can't beat the jade-faced fox, and you are eager to become a teacher, so you can only do this.

The solution is to rely on the brain to think!Drink the strongest wine and soak the hottest beef!

In just three months, the jade-faced fox has told you all the information it has collected about the red boy. The more you get to know this young man, the more pressure you will feel.

Before leaving for Haoshan, you asked, "Master, who is Xinyu?"

Jade-faced fox: "Passerby."

You: "Then this passer-by is quite powerful, doesn't Hong Haier like her?"

Jade-faced fox: "Yes, you should learn more from others, okay, they took Nezha down!"

You: "Then I can use Mu Zha, or Sun Wukong can do it too. Although the red boy is good-looking, he has a bad temper."

Jade-faced Fox: "...Actually, the three you mentioned are not easy to catch, and the difficulty of the task exceeds five stars."

You: "Why do you want to entrust such a task to your lovely apprentice, do you have the heart?"

Jade-faced fox: "Be patient, the role of the apprentice is to fulfill the master's wish, go!"

It's obviously an idea without moral integrity, why do you have to say it with a righteous look.

In short, girl, you have embarked on a road of no return invisibly.

When you saw Honghaier for the first time, he stood quietly on the top of the mountain. His flaming long hair and crimson shirt looked like a round of tomorrow, and the gold hoop on his body was like an ornament, like a dragon coming out of the flames. pretty boy.With such good looks, it's no wonder your master never forgets her.

When you realize that you are looking at him, a red cloud rises under your feet, and the proud young man lands in front of your eyes.

"Are you new here?" Hong Boy, who has always been clear about his territory, recognized you as a foreign demon at a glance. As a local Ye Liangchen, he must have questioned you.Seeing that you didn't answer in a daze, Hong Haier raised his eyebrows, patted your face unceremoniously, and mocked, "Are you dumb?"

When you come back to your senses, you feel that you can’t lose your aura, so you should straighten your attitude and say, "Hello, the red boy who is also the King of the Holy Infant and the Boy of Good Fortune!"

Red Boy: "..."

You: "It's like this, I'm the apprentice of your stepmother Yumian Fox, but your stepmother is not your stepmother now. So woo woo woo..."

The red boy clamped your face tightly, and said in a low voice: "Let's get to the point."

You hurriedly took out the written agreement from your bag and handed it to the other party. Hong Haier took it and read it, there were more than ten pages densely packed.Jun's face twitched, he threw it away, and the stack of papers that condensed your hard work flew all over the sky. You don't blame him, after all, you have known him for a long time. If you want to squat down to pick up papers, your arm will be pulled by the other party. live.

Pulling you to the front, Honghaier lazily said: "It's too long to read, you can describe it verbally, within a hundred words."

This character is much worse than your master.

"My task as a teacher is to sleep with you, but I don't think it's good. You have someone else in your heart, and I'm also an innocent peony demon, and I will find a good one to marry in the future. So please cooperate with me, I'm already Write the agreement, you sign it, and then hide it from Master, I want to be free!"

You put on what you think is the best smile, looking at him eagerly.

Hong Haier finally understands your little plan, he finally starts to look you in the eye.I have to say that the jade-faced fox has really good eyesight, you are very beautiful, and you are so breathtakingly good-looking.The non-aggressive beauty of a certain stone demon is two attributes. Every part of your body is perfect, and the flower demon is indeed a race that is rich in evildoers.

Even though they are different from that person in every way, the innocent and harmless eyes are similar.

Hong Haier looked at it for a long time, the corners of his lips curled up, but his heart was cold.He was not a good person in the first place, and even though he had practiced with the Bodhisattva for 80 or [-] years, he was still full of personality.

"This king won't do it, if you have the guts, you can do it yourself."

"What do you mean?"

Red Boy leaned close to your ear, and smirked: "It means, if you have the ability, you can sleep with me and try. See if I can break your neck."

you:"……"

Threatening you, he packed his bags and rolled back to the territory of the jade-faced fox.Looking at the back of you trying to stay calm and running away, Hong Haier suddenly laughed, it was quite funny.

You: "Master! This is no trial! You are giving a proposition!"

Jade-faced fox: "Oh, if you don't go, Master will break your neck right now."

Dog legs cherish life like you, I am really sorry for my face that is so overwhelming, you have come to Haoshan in desperation again.You sadly put away the agreement, and rearranged a book of 36 strokes of chasing cattle.Do you think that if you try these methods one by one, you might be successful?

Yaosheng still needs to have some dreams!

According to the information, although Hong Haier has a very flirtatious appearance, he is really quite clean in the relationship between men and women, which is different from his old man.Also because of his domineering personality and temper, many banshees who covet him dare not go up, and can only wait and see.

You decide to use the most common tactic, stalking.Thanks to your superb escaping technique, you can run away almost every time you finish teasing him. If he has the intention to kill, you will have escaped thousands of miles away in the next second.

Hong Haier found out that you came to his Haoshan Mountain again, with an attitude of seeing what tricks you can make, he turned a blind eye and let it go.Therefore, from time to time, there will be lively peonies on his dining table, and one day even the bed will be covered with peonies.You are the first one to send flowers so far.

Honghaier will habitually burn the peony flowers with a fire, without leaving any sympathy.

Later, you took advantage of the red boy's return to the South China Sea, sneaked into the Huoyun Cave, and taught love songs to those little monsters.So when Hong Hai'er came back, a group of little demons sang to him strange words and songs such as love, love, and love at the top of their voices.

Red Boy: "..."

Little Demon 1: "My lord! Miss Peony is so beautiful!"

Little Demon 2: "People are so easy to get along with! When you're not around, bring us delicious food every day!"

Little Demon 3: "The last time I got hurt, she saved me!"

Little Demon 4: "We firmly support her as Mrs. Haoshan!"

You turned into a peony flower and hid in the corner, listening to these little monsters telling you good things, the flowers trembled with laughter, what a simple child!However, you didn't laugh for a long time before being spotted by Honghaier, who didn't show mercy at all, grabbed you and threw you to the ground.

Hong Haier looked at you condescendingly: "What kind of ecstasy soup did you give them?"

You stood up from the ground and straightened your appearance: "Reporting to the king, this is called curve saving the country."

Red Boy: "Hehe."

You have a sincere face: "Red boy, you can't do this, I know you have someone else in your heart, so I didn't think about what to do. As long as the two of us cooperate, you can be regarded as saving a life, right? After all, you are also learning from the Bodhisattva , have mercy."

Red Boy: "I'm bad, I don't have compassion."

You: "...that's why you can't catch up with your goddess!"

There is still a second before the red boy sprays the real fire of samadhi, and when you see the boy glaring, you run away in an instant.

When the red boy stretched out his hand, he only scratched a corner of your clothes.Veins floated on his forehead, and he stared at the group of little monsters. The little monsters hugged each other and trembled, and dared not speak about you again.

After half a month, you feel that no matter how stingy you are, Red Boy should calm down.So you started the strategy again meanly, and finally, you got the chance.Hong Haier and a group of demon kings got together to drink and were knocked down.After all the drunken demon kings were picked up by their wives, you came forward.

You think that with your current appearance, he might not like to see you. After thinking about it, you changed into Xinyu's appearance.

Just after slapping Honghaier awake, the drunk-eyed teenager's eyes are cloudy. He looks at you with a suspicious expression.

"New Jade..."

"That's right, it's me, let's go to sleep!"

This is probably the worst time Xinyu was hacked.

You put your face in her face without any morals, lifted the red boy up, and walked into his cave unimpeded all the way.You are a little tangled, now take the opportunity to sleep with him, and you will be free!As long as the goal is achieved, no matter what the method is, and the master will only praise you.If you think about it, your freedom and morals are more important than freedom!

You are like a stinky hooligan, approaching the red boy obscenely, ready to strip him.Although you have no actual combat experience, but you have read a lot of tutorials, you should be fine.

Cheering yourself up like this, you straddle Hong Boy's body, and suddenly, his vision becomes clearer.Caught off guard, you were grabbed by him, and you lay heavily on top of him.

"You are not Xinyu."

"No! Baby! I am Aunt Xinyu! I will love you very much!"

You are very shameless and have no pressure to put on the face of others.However, the red boy is staring at you, as if he can see through your blindness.

"Ahahahaha, cutie~ You drank too much, if I'm not your aunt, then who am I?"

"peony."

You almost screamed in shock.

"Don't approach me like her, I won't be able to control it."

"..."

After finishing speaking, Honghaier was completely drunk.You lay stiffly on the boy's body, feeling his scorching body temperature, whose heartbeat suddenly became very fast.You looked up at him, and finally ran away. You missed the perfect opportunity, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to find such an opportunity in the future.

You haven't appeared in Haoshan for a month, Hong Haier still finds it strange, he doesn't remember anything about the drunken night at all.It's just that I'm used to your croaking, and it's quite refreshing to bully you when you're bored.

That's right, this time is also your trick, playing missing.After the pursued person gets used to your presence, you suddenly disappear.

After a few more days, you feel that it is almost done, and you jump out again.

Red Boy picked you up: "Where did you go wild?"

You are proud: "How is it! Do you miss me so much, not seeing you every day is like three autumns!"

Red Boy: "Oh, it's just itchy hands."

You: "I don't know how to slap someone else if my hands are itchy!"

Red Boy: "No one else feels as good as you."

You: "...well, at least I am unique in this way, can you promise to pretend to sleep with me today!"

Red Boy: "What do you think?"

You: "Okay, I will continue to work hard!"

One look at him and you know what it means.Just when you were about to resign and think of a new way, Hong Haier pulled you back again.

"You are a flower demon, how did you find the jade-faced fox to be your teacher?"

"What can I do! I am also very desperate! It was the master who saw that I was beautiful and forcibly accepted the apprentice. Alas, being beautiful is the original sin~"

"She probably didn't know that your brain was not working well before, otherwise she wouldn't be so careless."

"...Fuck you!"

If you dare to talk back to the red boy, your face will be reddened by him, you just missed being twisted into twists.But he didn't roast you with fire every now and then, which is considered an improvement.

However, your relationship doesn't stop here.Close to the bed, there is absolutely no chance.

In the end, you ran to Huaguo Mountain to find Aunt Niu.

When I met Xin Yu's deity, under the good-looking appearance was a second-rate active heart.It's scary that she fully supports your eldest nephew's sleeping with you.At first you just want to get the job done, but then, you can't seem to see your heart clearly either.But now looking at Xinyu, when you are glad that she chose someone else, you also feel a little envious.

She was liked by the red boy.

You humbly ask: "May I ask how you are on two boats."

Xinyu: "No, not at all. I have been chasing Nezha from the beginning to the end."

You: "The third prince is also cold, how did you manage it?"

Xinyu: "It's probably because we didn't have a chance at all, and it all depends on me."

you:"……"

You: "Then how do you attract cattle. I heard that you are very good at dealing with cattle."

Xinyu: "So how did your gossip come about! As for the red boy, I took advantage of my childhood and took care of him when he was ignorant."

You: "Oh, develop a game, advanced. You are much better than Master."

Xinyu: "Where is it?"

You: "Then how did you chase Nezha?"

Xinyu: "...I drank Wangqing water and forgot about it."

You: "...you are able to catch up with her purely by luck, right?"

Xinyu refuses to accept it, and starts to talk to you about her daily life with Nezha, and you still listen with gusto.Just when she was about to start some inappropriate topics with you, you saw a cool and handsome young man appearing, covering his chattering mouth, and then Xinyu was dragged away.

"In short, he is a good boy. The best way to forget someone is to start a new relationship besides Wangqingshui! If you have a heart and love, you must work hard! If you don't do anything, you will definitely not gain anything~~~ Come on ~"

Someone's voice echoed in Huaguo Mountain.

You think that you have gained nothing from looking for Xinyu this time, and it seems that you have gained a lot, which is really mysterious.But make no mistake, her words have strengthened your heart.

You go back to Haoshan to find Honghaier, the little demon said that he went to the South China Sea to do things for the Bodhisattva, but he left a message, if you come back, you can stay in Huoyun Cave and wait for him.what is this?You think, maybe he has regarded you as one of his own.

Unfortunately, when Honghaier was leaving, other monsters from the mountain came to grab the plate.Your cultivation level is still low, and you led the little monsters through several dangers before defending the cave, and you were paralyzed here due to your injuries.The jade-faced fox heard the news and came to visit you, but what he said could make you mad.

Jade-faced fox: "This move is good! Protect the cave, and the little bastard will thank you, and you will take him down when the time comes!"

You: "I'm going to slap him with my life! I can't even move now!"

Jade-faced Fox: "It's up to him to move, whatever you want to do."

You: "..." Master, let's go.

When you were able to get out of bed a little bit, Hong Haier came back, he rushed to see you at the first time, and then hurried out to find someone to settle accounts.When he came back again, he tied up all the monsters that hurt you.

You wanted to cut him into eight pieces, but remembering that Honghaier was still practicing with the Bodhisattva, you let him go.

There are more red boys in the society, and only those who beat the disabled can throw them out.

Red Boy sits beside your bed: "I thought you would run away if you did this kind of virtue."

You: "What do you mean, I'm such a shameless monster?"

Honghaier: "After all, you run very fast every time."

You: "You want to use fire to roast me into a dried flower, I won't run away and keep it for the New Year!"

Honghaier: "You have meritorious service, how do you want to reward you?"

You are speechless, does this silly cow treat you as his subordinate?

You: "Then you promise it with your body."

Hong Haier: "Sleeping when you talk and talk, you have no other pursuits, vulgar!"

You: "Yo, yo, didn't you sleep with your little aunt before?"

Red Boy: "..."

It's like shooting yourself in the foot with a rock, Hong Haier endured it, after all you are still hurt.

You: "Otherwise, I will be at a disadvantage and promise myself?"

Red Boy: "I don't sleep with people who don't have feelings."

You: "It doesn't look innocent, so you are still a blank sheet of paper."

Hong Haier frowned: "Not everyone is as experienced as the jade-faced fox, and you are also a blank sheet of paper."

You: "But I think as a male, it's more embarrassing. Okay, I was wrong, you quickly put the fire in your palm!"

Where have you ever played with the red boy, if you were bluffed by him, immediately lie down and recuperate honestly.

Do you think that pills, you are going to play a friendship line, could it be friendship and you two have a fling?Say goodbye to your virginity?

During your recuperation period, this great king has done his best and sent all his confidants to take care of you.But in terms of words, he still treats you with aloofness, scolding when he should, flirting when he should, and you find out tragically that he has a higher rank than you.This day is so bad, you immediately sneak to find the jade-faced fox.

Knowing that you failed to recover from your injuries, the jade-faced fox was heartbroken and thought you were an idiot.

You: "He was educated by you anyway, I'm no match for him! Slippery is like a loach, you can't handle it!"

Jade-faced Fox: "That's right, he shouldn't take my set, you should learn from Xinyu."

You are inexplicably angry: "Don't learn!"

Jade-faced fox: "It doesn't work to learn from the master."

You: "Just don't learn!"

Jade-faced Fox: "...do you really like him?"

You: "It's okay."

Jade-faced fox: "Oh, anyway, it's enough to sleep until the end. Master only cares about the result."

You: "Why are you so persistent."

Jade-faced Fox: "I have never failed in my life!"

You: "Red Boy and Sun Wukong, maybe they will hook up with the three sons of the Li family, and you will have to kneel."

Then you were beaten up by the jade-faced fox, and she put down the words angrily, either to sleep with Monkey King or with Red Boy, as long as the result, regardless of the process.

You thought about it, and you had a plan in your mind. You found Hong Haier one day and decided to confess to him.

"I kind of like you." That's what you said.

The young man doesn't seem to be surprised by your performance, and even looks convinced of your complacency. You are a little annoyed by your success.

"But you are too difficult to deal with, so I decided to switch to Sun Wukong, and the master said that he would be considered a teacher if he slept."

However, what you said next made Hong Haier stunned, his beautiful red eyes widened, expressing his incomprehension of the rapidly changing plot.Frowning, he lost his temper, grabbed your wrist, and stared at you with burning eyes: "How dare you give up halfway?"

You shook your head: "It's called a man who knows the current affairs to be a hero, stop losses in time, I'm smart."

Honghaier: "I think you are more stupid than Xinyu."

You: "Why!"

Red Boy: "Your master didn't even win Sun Wukong."

You: "But Master didn't take you down either."

Choked by your words, Honghaier has a tendency to play tricks, and his attitude is somewhat similar to the attitude he had when facing Xinyu.

"I'm not like that monkey."

"I'm going to try him just because it's different. If Sun Wukong agrees to hit it off with me!"

"If you succeed, I'll call you mother! I'll give you three kowtows!"

"A word is settled!"

You are actually interested, the loss is mixed with joy, if you succeed, this mighty little overlord will call you mother~

But before you even took a step, you were hugged by the red boy from behind.

"Sun Houzi is less sympathetic than me, you are stupid, what should you do if you are beaten into scum by the golden cudgel?"

"Isn't this the same as you were going to roast me before?"

"Stop roasting. It's wrong to give up halfway. You should learn from Xinyu and stick to it."

"Then you are not Nezha."

"...I'm not as good as Nezha?"

It seems that you have poked him in a sore spot. You feel the person behind you hug you tighter, but you restrain your temper and don't lose your temper.You finally realize that this guy is trying to keep you in a different way, and you curse yourself for being slow, but you are happy in your heart.This is already very good, after all, you want to attack an object whose heart is full of people, so it is so easy.

"Are you keeping me?"

"..."

"Okay, I get it. I really have no choice but to be coquettish with me, so I'll stay here reluctantly. I have to eat every bite, and I have to do the task step by step."

"Don't go?"

You turned around, scratched his nose, and said with a smile, "Look at your performance~"

The author has something to say: It's over! ! ! ! (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

Zheng'er Bajing is a writer of Qingshui, but the last chapter has also entered the high-level review process, so it is impossible to drive.

Thank you for your company and support all the way. I haven’t decided what to write in the next book, so let’s start with Buddhism!mwah! ! ! !