Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons
Chapter 88
However, Ding Jingyi got acne instantly when Peng Yuan was gone, and he also got acne when he came.It can be seen that he is destined to be deflated by a pimple today.
Peng Yuan pretended not to see the new acne, and turned back to wash the lunch box: "Let's clean up, go back to the dormitory and say hello to Geng Zhi, and then go home to Yunyuqing."
The lunch box is double-layered, and with a lid, chopsticks and spoon, there are five things to wash.
Ding Jingyi reached out to help, but was pushed away by Peng Yuan: "Don't touch your hands, one is enough for me."
"Okay, let me tell you something strange..." Ding Jingyi withdrew his hand, "When I went upstairs, I found someone had hidden a shared bicycle in the bushes downstairs, and just pulled out the seat cushion. No one else can use it."
Although Peng Yuan didn't feel the thunder, he felt an electric current in his ears: "It's poisonous, the bicycle industry also steals Guevara, and the quality is returned to nature?"
Ding Jingyi stuck to Peng Yuan's body and said "um", although the tone was relaxed, but Peng Yuan had the illusion of smelling the fragrance of roses.
"You sound delicious."
"Scent?" Ding Jingyi raised his sleeve and sniffed, "No, I put on perfume in the morning, so it should be gone by now."
"It's very fragrant. If you have pheromones, it should be rose-scented."
This term was beyond Ding Jingyi's knowledge, he turned on his phone to search in doubt.
Peng Yuan also opened a public account to write about his past love stories, and only then did he start to come into contact with some subcultural terms and know things like pheromones.
Peng Yuan glanced at it secretly, and Ding Jingyi looked at the entry with a look of enlightenment, without any intention of being molested.
Peng Yuan started to run the literature of demon reproduction in his mind. Is it possible that there is a record of similar pheromones, but I didn't remember it for a while?
The Ellowyn demons originally came from the star Fomalhaut in the constellation of Pisces. There is a dangerous place called "the abyss of nothingness" on the star Fomalhaut, which is roughly equivalent to hell in the culture of the earth.
The demons that were first born in the abyss of nothingness are called "bright demons" by historians, and they are usually referred to simply as the first generation of demons. They are creatures of pure magic and causality, they are numerous, and there is no theory of life and death.
If the demon dies, the body will return to the abyss of nothingness to be reborn, which has a bit of DND flavor.
There are a lot of demons in this generation, and they can automatically return to the abyss of nothingness to be resurrected after death, and they don’t need humans like the demons in the earth’s legends, so in theory, they have no need to reproduce, and Fomalhaut is too far away , There is no literature on the earth that records the behavior of the first generation of demons in heat.
After Felia came to the ground, she intermarried with the ground demons, thus producing the second generation of demons, also known as "golden demons".
The emperor Ain and the magician Olin are included in this list.The second generation of demons took the route of half magic and half creatures. They have strong magic power, long life span, and long development cycle, so reproduction is difficult.
The second-generation demons only have one estrus period per year, and each lasts for one day.This estrous period is called "love day" and refers to the time when the reproductive system is activated and can carry out effective fertility.
The number of demons is rare. Even in its heyday, Ellowyn only had a few hundred demon nobles, and they were always in danger of extinction.
Therefore, in the era of Emperor Ain, the state encouraged childbearing very much. In addition to material rewards, various honors were given to families who gave birth, and even illegitimate children were also subsidized.Emperor Ain even practiced it himself.
Peng Yuan frowned, this biological characteristic made it difficult for the emperor.Because astrologers will strictly calculate the emperor's love day, once the date is revealed, the concubines will adjust their menstrual cycle with potions.
On Love Day, the palace will be under martial law, and Ain welcomes not only concubines, but also assassins.
There is no historical record of the love day of the emperor or even ordinary demon nobles. If there is, it must be destroyed. After all, this is a secret that concerns the safety of the country and the survival of the race.
There are rich documents on the customs of the Ellowyn Demon Kingdom, but there is no record of the reproductive characteristics of the ruling race, which is inconceivable.
Peng Yuan turned over this page in his mind, and the typeface turned into an illusion in front of his eyes, and quickly turned to the next page.
After the God of Time and Space established an ally relationship with the magician Olin, he often entertained him in his mansion. Their friendship lasted for decades, and they must have met Olin's love day once or twice.
Peng Yuan searched his memory, but found nothing.
"Speaking of which, when is your love day?"
Peng Yuan blurted out, he didn't know how to ask this strange and private question.
Ding Jingyi answered straightforwardly: "If there are no accidents, it is equivalent to July 23rd in the Gregorian calendar, but I don't know if dying once will affect the time, and now I am in human form, and the magic power is not enough."
"Probably after the summer camp is over. What will happen to you then, do you want to prepare anything at home?"
Ding Jingyi looked at the ceiling light in the water room: "Theoretically, it's the same as usual...but the fertility function will be forced to activate on love day, which consumes a lot of magic power. You can understand it as having to let the Maybach engine idle for a day."
"Then I'll get you something to eat."
"It may not be useful, because the precondition for activating the fertility function is that the magic power reserve must be sufficient, at least in its original form. There are still quite a lot of variables."
Peng Yuan nodded, and didn't ask any more questions. For an unknown matter, he could only make preparations within the scope of rational consideration.
Peng Yuan wiped the lunch box and put it back in his bag. By the way, he opened the fast food section and the group purchase of sex toys, and added a bunch of things into the shopping cart.
Peng Yuan felt that his lower body had entered the countdown to destruction, and the black-faced cat house was ordered to accompany Junzi.
Ding Jingyi suddenly said "hehe": "I'm not sure what will happen that day, we will go to a place where no one will be..."
Peng Yuan licked Ding Jingyi's waist: "I suspect you are starting the car."
The two walked out of the water room happily, the lights had already been turned off, only the lights in the corridor were still on.
Suddenly footsteps came from the stairs, followed by "Who!"
The sound was like a bell, and another flashlight rushed directly to Peng Yuan's face.Peng Yuan raised his hand to block it, and when his sight recovered, Ding Jingyi had already hidden with invisibility magic.
Peng Yuan rubbed his eyes: "Isn't this the building manager, Uncle Liu?"
Uncle Liu turned off the flashlight: "Grandma's a leg, a classmate from the women's dormitory opposite called and said that there are two men in the water room on the second floor. I don't know what they are doing. It turned out to be you. Archaeologists can catch ghosts? "
Peng Yuan raised the lunch box: "I'm the only one, the lunch box has grown hairs, wash it, talk to the shadow, what the hell are you chasing?"
"Still cooking in the dormitory! Report it to your counselor!"
"I cooked the meal before the holiday..." Peng Yuan said bluntly, "The sword of the previous dynasty will not kill the officials of this dynasty, why don't you come to my bedroom to smoke a cigarette?"
Uncle Liu cursed a few words, went downstairs and left.Ding Jingyi then took the invisibility magic and stopped beside Peng Yuan: "Why do you people treat me like a ghost?"
"Qingfeng is also a celestial being, you are a pre-determined establishment, don't think too much about it."
"alright."
The two returned to the dormitory, and Geng Zhi was eating there. Seeing Ding Jingyi, Geng Zhi put down his chopsticks and pointed: "Mr. Ding, why do you have acne?"
Ding Jingyi's smile froze, and his face instantly turned blue.From ancient times to the present, the only person who dares to publicly comment on the flaws of his appearance is this overly straightforward honesty!
Ai Luowen's punishment for offending nobles flashed through Peng Yuan's mind, he couldn't help but twitched, and quickly took over the topic: "Ah, Geng Zhi, do you still have the acne sticker that you had acne before, please help me?"
"Yes, yes, I just wanted to tell Teacher Ding to use it."
Geng Zhi turned around and fumbled in the drawer a few times, found two bags of unopened acne stickers and handed them over. Peng Yuan thanked him, and dragged Ding Jingyi to the balcony, but Ding Jingyi's feet were erratic instead.
Peng Yuan blocked the balcony door: "Don't burn Gengzhi to death! A little spark in this dormitory floor will burn the entire camp, and everything will be destroyed."
Ding Jingyi lowered her head: "Why should I burn him upright? I'm even more worried that you despise me..."
Peng Yuan thought for a while, Ding Jingyi didn't have a history of relying on his face in his past and present life: "It's just a pimple, why do I dislike you?"
"You have a set of "Spirit Box" on your desk..."
Peng Yuan was at a loss: "That's a gift from Qiafan's father, I haven't seen it yet."
Ding Jingyi felt amnesty after hearing this: "It's all right, let's go home."
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With comments, I'm excited again (what
82. Chapter 82
Ding Jingyi hid behind the billboard at the end of the summer camp, showing half of his head.He jumped onto the signboard and looked down at the ceremony venue below from the top floor of the seventh floor: "Ah Yuan can finally go home tonight, watch me feed him into a fat cat."
That being said, during the whole summer camp, Peng Yuan sneaked home to sleep in the middle of the night, and Peng Yuan gave the "Spirit Box" to Anna, which also saved Ding Jingyi from getting acne again.
At the end of the ceremony, Peng Yuan seemed to be released from prison, walking in the steps of a Tom cat, and repeated the single "Pinch My Pillow" from time to time.
At the same time, he returned home with hundreds of pages of electronic reports, a [-]-star glory account, and honest milk tea IOUs.
Although he is successful in his studies, it is too difficult to make money, and his score will go up instead of acting.
"Dudu-"
A small trumpet sounded behind Peng Yuan, and when he turned his head, a bunch of fragrant garlands fell on his face.
Peng Yuan grabbed the flower: "What are you doing, Jingyi! Shoot me like this in broad daylight, I don't want to lose face!"
Ding Jingyi smiled and said, "Ah Yuan has been released from prison, I want to celebrate in order to save face."
Peng Yuan's face was full of helplessness: Lahua splashed his face, this is really a celebration of "face".
"hey-hey,
Peng Yuan pretended not to see the new acne, and turned back to wash the lunch box: "Let's clean up, go back to the dormitory and say hello to Geng Zhi, and then go home to Yunyuqing."
The lunch box is double-layered, and with a lid, chopsticks and spoon, there are five things to wash.
Ding Jingyi reached out to help, but was pushed away by Peng Yuan: "Don't touch your hands, one is enough for me."
"Okay, let me tell you something strange..." Ding Jingyi withdrew his hand, "When I went upstairs, I found someone had hidden a shared bicycle in the bushes downstairs, and just pulled out the seat cushion. No one else can use it."
Although Peng Yuan didn't feel the thunder, he felt an electric current in his ears: "It's poisonous, the bicycle industry also steals Guevara, and the quality is returned to nature?"
Ding Jingyi stuck to Peng Yuan's body and said "um", although the tone was relaxed, but Peng Yuan had the illusion of smelling the fragrance of roses.
"You sound delicious."
"Scent?" Ding Jingyi raised his sleeve and sniffed, "No, I put on perfume in the morning, so it should be gone by now."
"It's very fragrant. If you have pheromones, it should be rose-scented."
This term was beyond Ding Jingyi's knowledge, he turned on his phone to search in doubt.
Peng Yuan also opened a public account to write about his past love stories, and only then did he start to come into contact with some subcultural terms and know things like pheromones.
Peng Yuan glanced at it secretly, and Ding Jingyi looked at the entry with a look of enlightenment, without any intention of being molested.
Peng Yuan started to run the literature of demon reproduction in his mind. Is it possible that there is a record of similar pheromones, but I didn't remember it for a while?
The Ellowyn demons originally came from the star Fomalhaut in the constellation of Pisces. There is a dangerous place called "the abyss of nothingness" on the star Fomalhaut, which is roughly equivalent to hell in the culture of the earth.
The demons that were first born in the abyss of nothingness are called "bright demons" by historians, and they are usually referred to simply as the first generation of demons. They are creatures of pure magic and causality, they are numerous, and there is no theory of life and death.
If the demon dies, the body will return to the abyss of nothingness to be reborn, which has a bit of DND flavor.
There are a lot of demons in this generation, and they can automatically return to the abyss of nothingness to be resurrected after death, and they don’t need humans like the demons in the earth’s legends, so in theory, they have no need to reproduce, and Fomalhaut is too far away , There is no literature on the earth that records the behavior of the first generation of demons in heat.
After Felia came to the ground, she intermarried with the ground demons, thus producing the second generation of demons, also known as "golden demons".
The emperor Ain and the magician Olin are included in this list.The second generation of demons took the route of half magic and half creatures. They have strong magic power, long life span, and long development cycle, so reproduction is difficult.
The second-generation demons only have one estrus period per year, and each lasts for one day.This estrous period is called "love day" and refers to the time when the reproductive system is activated and can carry out effective fertility.
The number of demons is rare. Even in its heyday, Ellowyn only had a few hundred demon nobles, and they were always in danger of extinction.
Therefore, in the era of Emperor Ain, the state encouraged childbearing very much. In addition to material rewards, various honors were given to families who gave birth, and even illegitimate children were also subsidized.Emperor Ain even practiced it himself.
Peng Yuan frowned, this biological characteristic made it difficult for the emperor.Because astrologers will strictly calculate the emperor's love day, once the date is revealed, the concubines will adjust their menstrual cycle with potions.
On Love Day, the palace will be under martial law, and Ain welcomes not only concubines, but also assassins.
There is no historical record of the love day of the emperor or even ordinary demon nobles. If there is, it must be destroyed. After all, this is a secret that concerns the safety of the country and the survival of the race.
There are rich documents on the customs of the Ellowyn Demon Kingdom, but there is no record of the reproductive characteristics of the ruling race, which is inconceivable.
Peng Yuan turned over this page in his mind, and the typeface turned into an illusion in front of his eyes, and quickly turned to the next page.
After the God of Time and Space established an ally relationship with the magician Olin, he often entertained him in his mansion. Their friendship lasted for decades, and they must have met Olin's love day once or twice.
Peng Yuan searched his memory, but found nothing.
"Speaking of which, when is your love day?"
Peng Yuan blurted out, he didn't know how to ask this strange and private question.
Ding Jingyi answered straightforwardly: "If there are no accidents, it is equivalent to July 23rd in the Gregorian calendar, but I don't know if dying once will affect the time, and now I am in human form, and the magic power is not enough."
"Probably after the summer camp is over. What will happen to you then, do you want to prepare anything at home?"
Ding Jingyi looked at the ceiling light in the water room: "Theoretically, it's the same as usual...but the fertility function will be forced to activate on love day, which consumes a lot of magic power. You can understand it as having to let the Maybach engine idle for a day."
"Then I'll get you something to eat."
"It may not be useful, because the precondition for activating the fertility function is that the magic power reserve must be sufficient, at least in its original form. There are still quite a lot of variables."
Peng Yuan nodded, and didn't ask any more questions. For an unknown matter, he could only make preparations within the scope of rational consideration.
Peng Yuan wiped the lunch box and put it back in his bag. By the way, he opened the fast food section and the group purchase of sex toys, and added a bunch of things into the shopping cart.
Peng Yuan felt that his lower body had entered the countdown to destruction, and the black-faced cat house was ordered to accompany Junzi.
Ding Jingyi suddenly said "hehe": "I'm not sure what will happen that day, we will go to a place where no one will be..."
Peng Yuan licked Ding Jingyi's waist: "I suspect you are starting the car."
The two walked out of the water room happily, the lights had already been turned off, only the lights in the corridor were still on.
Suddenly footsteps came from the stairs, followed by "Who!"
The sound was like a bell, and another flashlight rushed directly to Peng Yuan's face.Peng Yuan raised his hand to block it, and when his sight recovered, Ding Jingyi had already hidden with invisibility magic.
Peng Yuan rubbed his eyes: "Isn't this the building manager, Uncle Liu?"
Uncle Liu turned off the flashlight: "Grandma's a leg, a classmate from the women's dormitory opposite called and said that there are two men in the water room on the second floor. I don't know what they are doing. It turned out to be you. Archaeologists can catch ghosts? "
Peng Yuan raised the lunch box: "I'm the only one, the lunch box has grown hairs, wash it, talk to the shadow, what the hell are you chasing?"
"Still cooking in the dormitory! Report it to your counselor!"
"I cooked the meal before the holiday..." Peng Yuan said bluntly, "The sword of the previous dynasty will not kill the officials of this dynasty, why don't you come to my bedroom to smoke a cigarette?"
Uncle Liu cursed a few words, went downstairs and left.Ding Jingyi then took the invisibility magic and stopped beside Peng Yuan: "Why do you people treat me like a ghost?"
"Qingfeng is also a celestial being, you are a pre-determined establishment, don't think too much about it."
"alright."
The two returned to the dormitory, and Geng Zhi was eating there. Seeing Ding Jingyi, Geng Zhi put down his chopsticks and pointed: "Mr. Ding, why do you have acne?"
Ding Jingyi's smile froze, and his face instantly turned blue.From ancient times to the present, the only person who dares to publicly comment on the flaws of his appearance is this overly straightforward honesty!
Ai Luowen's punishment for offending nobles flashed through Peng Yuan's mind, he couldn't help but twitched, and quickly took over the topic: "Ah, Geng Zhi, do you still have the acne sticker that you had acne before, please help me?"
"Yes, yes, I just wanted to tell Teacher Ding to use it."
Geng Zhi turned around and fumbled in the drawer a few times, found two bags of unopened acne stickers and handed them over. Peng Yuan thanked him, and dragged Ding Jingyi to the balcony, but Ding Jingyi's feet were erratic instead.
Peng Yuan blocked the balcony door: "Don't burn Gengzhi to death! A little spark in this dormitory floor will burn the entire camp, and everything will be destroyed."
Ding Jingyi lowered her head: "Why should I burn him upright? I'm even more worried that you despise me..."
Peng Yuan thought for a while, Ding Jingyi didn't have a history of relying on his face in his past and present life: "It's just a pimple, why do I dislike you?"
"You have a set of "Spirit Box" on your desk..."
Peng Yuan was at a loss: "That's a gift from Qiafan's father, I haven't seen it yet."
Ding Jingyi felt amnesty after hearing this: "It's all right, let's go home."
The author has something to say:
With comments, I'm excited again (what
82. Chapter 82
Ding Jingyi hid behind the billboard at the end of the summer camp, showing half of his head.He jumped onto the signboard and looked down at the ceremony venue below from the top floor of the seventh floor: "Ah Yuan can finally go home tonight, watch me feed him into a fat cat."
That being said, during the whole summer camp, Peng Yuan sneaked home to sleep in the middle of the night, and Peng Yuan gave the "Spirit Box" to Anna, which also saved Ding Jingyi from getting acne again.
At the end of the ceremony, Peng Yuan seemed to be released from prison, walking in the steps of a Tom cat, and repeated the single "Pinch My Pillow" from time to time.
At the same time, he returned home with hundreds of pages of electronic reports, a [-]-star glory account, and honest milk tea IOUs.
Although he is successful in his studies, it is too difficult to make money, and his score will go up instead of acting.
"Dudu-"
A small trumpet sounded behind Peng Yuan, and when he turned his head, a bunch of fragrant garlands fell on his face.
Peng Yuan grabbed the flower: "What are you doing, Jingyi! Shoot me like this in broad daylight, I don't want to lose face!"
Ding Jingyi smiled and said, "Ah Yuan has been released from prison, I want to celebrate in order to save face."
Peng Yuan's face was full of helplessness: Lahua splashed his face, this is really a celebration of "face".
"hey-hey,
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