Cultivation of cute calamus girls

No way, for example, when you go to the garden and see good things on the street stalls, you can’t help but praise them. If the business hasn’t been done yet, it means that the things you like are not lacking, so every time you buy something, you will be severely punished by the merchants. Kill a fortune.

Closer to home, as soon as Professor Ye Yawen entered the classroom door, he asked the students to take out all the spirit weapons of the first test, carefully played with them one by one, and then reluctantly put them down. Ye Songtong saw Ye Songxian Taking out the agarwood box from last time, Professor Ye couldn't move his feet in front of her desk, and even put on reading glasses, carefully lifted the box closer to smell it, under the gaze of ten pairs of eyes The old professor stuck out his tongue and licked the box.

Although there were hundreds of thousands of grass and mud horses in my heart, no one dared to express any opinions. Even the owner of the box, Ye Songxian, looked at the professor with a smile on his face.

After destroying the box, Professor Ye seemed to put it down regretfully: "Good thing, good thing, Qinan from Vietnam, it tastes cool and sweet, soft in texture, but it can still be carved. This box should be used to store medicinal materials. Some dried Pittosporum is very good, a good baby in the old days!"

Ye Songxian naturally smiled happily at the moment: "The professor likes it, so I will give it to you. I am a student, and I don't have any precious medicinal materials to store. This box is really too wasteful in my hands. It is not worth it in yours." It's the same, you will definitely make good use of it!"

Ye Songtong was speechless, it was such an aboveboard bribe, so many people were watching, how could the professor accept it, and if he wanted to accept it, he would come secretly, how could this guy do such a stupid thing today.

The professor didn't answer for a long time. He seemed to be thinking about how to refuse. He patted Ye Songxian on the shoulder: "This student, as a people's teacher, I really like this kind of behavior. Come, tell me you My student number, ten points will be added at the end of the semester, you guys, can you learn a bit? Really, I still need to teach, but this classmate has a wink, so I will accept it."

Now it's the other people's turn to be dumbfounded. I can't accept this fact for a long time. Is there any reason?

"Students, what is the age, everyone should not be too rigid, well, I will be the one to take this class from now on, the first semester will be about antiques, and the second semester will be about practitioners' magic weapons ...These actually depend on the individual's talent, I hope everyone will work hard, I will arrange the final exam for you first, and this semester, according to what I taught you, you can get an object from before the Ming Dynasty and you will pass."

Ye Songtong heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this, I have a cheat, a magic weapon for cheating.

This course is not really weird, it's just the old professor who is weird.

The next three consecutive mornings are physical fitness classes. No matter how you think about it, it is easier than military training. In the end, military training is really trivial. The students first run ten laps on the playground with weights in the morning. This is 4000 meters. Girls have not been spared of waist strength training, they have to practice dodging and body flexibility.

So the boy's face is flushed and his neck is full of blue veins, doing pull-ups desperately, and the girls here can't wait to put their legs on their necks.

However, the class that the children are most looking forward to is also about spells. Thursday afternoon is the time to reveal its mystery. The person who teaches this class is not from the Ye family anymore. Zhang Daochang was invited from the Shangqing Palace in Longhu Mountain at a high price. Zhang Daochang and his senior brother Ma Daochang are in charge of the magic teaching of the entire Supernatural Research Institute, but the Buddhist Academy has nothing to do with them. According to reliable gossip, Daoist Master My brother and Li Fangzhang from the Buddhist Academy did not get along, and often fought in the dead of night. Of course, there is no conclusion as to who is better.

Zhang Daochang didn't wear any Taoist uniforms, just ordinary suits, and he used multimedia to teach in a very down-to-earth manner.

Zhang Daochang's Taoist name is Tianjingzi, and he is in his forties this year. Regardless of his young age, he has learned Taoism from his master since he was a child, and now he has achieved a small degree.

Daoist Tianjingzi showed his hand before the class started, and a small fire appeared on his fingertips. Before he took a sip of wine, he blew on his fingertips and the flames turned into a huge ball. fireball.

Zhang Daochang did not get the expected exclamation after showing off, and the students all showed obvious expressions of disgust.

What, acrobatics?Jump God?Charlatan?

Zhang Daochang expressed that he was very hurt: "Students, what I demonstrated just now is a basic little spell. Of course, we will not focus on this. There is a specialization in the art industry. What we major in learning will be to improve ourselves and your monsters." Psychic spells."

Since then, the door to a new world has been opened, starting from the most basic spells, such as stealth, fireball, improving one's own defense and increasing speed for a short time, etc. This is comparable to playing games. Ye Songtong feels that he will be able to Upgraded copy.

The weirdest course is Ye Songtong's elective. The courses in their college are quite arrogant. They offer elective courses from the very beginning of the freshman year. Those in this college can only take the courses of their own college, so they sit in the computer room while others are waiting. Ye Songtong easily swiped two courses with his mobile phone during the class, one was the discovery of qi, and the other was the making of talismans.

The reason why Ye Songtong chose these two courses is that there is nothing particularly interesting about it. During the meal, Weixi suddenly snatched a chicken leg, and when he tried to grab it, his hand slipped.

Since the choice is fate, this course starts at 07:30 in the evening, and there are only three people who choose this course. It is a coincidence that the person who taught this course is none other than Zhang Daochang's senior brother Ma Daochang.

Daochang Ma is good at Tai Chi. This class will guide everyone to discover the Qi in the body, guide it to swim through the whole body, and then cooperate with Tai Chi to guide the Qi in the body to exert the power of Tai Chi.

The four of them stood by the lake in the center of the school. After driving away many couples, Weixi also pretended to be ordinary students and came to take classes. Daoist Ma still welcomes people to come to take classes, and he doesn’t feel good about the poor three. so pretty.

First of all, you have to discover the qi in your body. Daoist Ma personally demonstrated that your hands slowly rise from the pubic region of your abdomen to the top of your head and then return to the pubic field. When you calm down, you can feel the hot feeling coming out of the pubic field and walking to the top of your head with your hands. This is the so-called qi, and the three of them also imitated raising their hands, but they didn't feel any heat, they felt other qi, and it was true that they wanted to fart...

Ruzi cannot be taught, Daoist Ma is helpless, this thing can only be said to be fate, there will be opportunities in the future, and sooner or later you will discover the existence of qi, it is better to teach everyone Tai Chi first.

Taijiquan emphasizes four or two strokes, sticking to the opponent and using his strength to make him show his flaws before attacking, and using softness to overcome rigidity. Perhaps modern young people will feel that Taiji is not practical at all, but in fact, they have not understood Taiji. The real essence, when fighting in real Tai Chi, is to borrow strength, to use the strength of the opponent and add your own strength to attack the opponent. The emphasis is on ingenuity. When you learn how to fight, it is the most energy-saving way of fighting. Ye Songtong I am still very interested in the real Taijiquan, so I started to learn it seriously. Daochang Ma really has two brushes in this area, and with a little guidance, Ye Songtong learned a lot.

But Weixi doesn't like it very much. She thinks that everything is false in the face of absolute strength. No matter how powerful an ant is, it can't beat an elephant. So boring?

The production of another talisman was at 07:30 on Friday night. It was such a coincidence that this class was not Daoist Ma, but Daoist Zhang who taught them.

Ye Songtong murmured that he looked like a charlatan, and he was really drunk on the class of ghost drawing.

Zhang Daochang is the successor of the Five Dou Rice Dao, the predecessor of Longhushan Tianshi Dao. Their talisman skills are very famous, and Zhang Daochang is very proud of it.

According to his words, the children of the Supernatural Academy all have the most basic aura conditions. It is very important to memorize the talisman. The effect of the talisman depends on the degree of aura practice.

The most basic talisman is composed of two small characters or more, such as exorcising evil spirits and so on.Secondly, there are talismans drawn according to the changes of celestial phenomena and clouds, and the last one is the most complicated figure.

The material for painting talismans is basically mixed with cinnabar ink and written on yellow paper. The better effect is rooster blood and black dog blood, but the most effective is to use the blood of the talisman itself, which is also certain for me. It will not be used unless it is absolutely necessary, unless there is really nothing around and I have to bite my finger.

Zhang Daochang finally told everyone seriously not to do bad things with talismans. He gave a small example. One class of students drew himself a talisman seven times a night. , so indiscriminate use of talismans will result in retribution.

The first talisman that Ye Songtong learned to make was an exorcism talisman. It was a scribble. Zhang Daochang said, you can use whatever font you like for this character. It’s fine if you think it looks good, but you must inject your own spiritual power.So Ye Songtong drew a small flower and wrote the wild grass with the word exorcising evil, and waited for the ink to dry with satisfaction.

There are many people who choose this class, so Weixi hangs it on Ye Songtong's ear, which will make her laugh at her talisman: Sister, this talisman can at most disperse some mosquitoes and flies, it's not as good as me, you bring it The evil spirits dare not approach me within a radius of [-] miles, okay?

Ye Songtong was almost pissed off, it was easy for him to learn something after all the effort: What the heck, it can also repel mosquitoes, okay, I won't be afraid of being bitten in the future.

Weixi laughed even harder: Shit, it’s been a few months and there are still mosquitoes, I can also repel mosquitoes, okay, after you and I are together