Cultivation of cute calamus girls

, Just ignore Ye Songtong, Ye Songtong couldn't stand the smell of spicy hot pot, threw himself on the bed and knelt down: "Xiao Xixi, I was wrong, I will never say unnecessary words to Ye Fengwei again, except what is necessary I won’t look at her anymore, I will look at you a hundred times a day, I will make your photo into the desktop of my mobile phone, every time I see it, I will stop thinking about others, please let me have a bite of Malatang!”

Wei Xi picked up a piece of potato and stuffed it into Ye Songtong's mouth: "Okay, take a bite, tomorrow if you say one more nonsense, I will, I will never talk to you again!"

Ye Songtong wiped his sweat, thinking that there was some terrible punishment, huh, but really just one mouthful was too much, kneeling and crawling behind her to tickle her, almost knocked over Malatang, while Weixi Holding the basin with a big laugh, Ye Songtong immediately grabbed the chopsticks and poked a fish ball into his mouth.

"It's burning me to death." Ye Songtong burst into tears.

Wei Xi fell down on the bed with a smile: "It deserves it, I told you to grab it, I will give you the chopsticks, eat slowly, I also bought two sauce pancakes, one for each person."

Sure enough, she understands me best, besides my mother, Weixi is the one who knows what I want to do just by wagging my tail, the real one.

The next day, Ye Fengwei's car swaggered into the school and parked directly under the dormitory building. Compared with the RV of Ye Songxian's home, Ye Fengwei was much more low-key. The domestically produced red flag may be good for revolutionary families. , an ordinary hatchback car, very inconspicuous, Ye Songtong knew that the price of this car must not be low, it was just pretending to be low-key.

It took less than an hour to drive to the villa park located on the third ring road. The villa is located behind a large playground and golf course. It took about 10 minutes to drive from the gate to Ye Fengwei's house. Ye Songtong never hated capitalists , and especially hate powerful officials.

But there is no imagined maids standing in a row to welcome them. Ye Fengwei's villa is actually not that big. It has a small independent second floor plus a garage, and it doesn't even have a swimming pool.

After the driver parked the car, Ye Fengwei took Ye Songtong into the door: "Why, I'm very disappointed by your appearance, do you think my house should be the kind that covers an area of ​​several hundred acres and holds parties every night?"

Ye Songtong nodded subconsciously, just as she was about to continue her words, she also made a joke, when she heard Weixi snort coldly, she shut her mouth obediently, and only hummed as an answer, Ye Fengwei gave her a strange look, this girl today What's wrong.

Only after entering the door did Ye Songtong know what real low-key is. It cannot be seen from the outside, but inside is another world. When entering the door, there is a set of screens, which are a set of standing screens, four folded sides, and a stand made of rosewood , Ye Songtong saw on the last side a painting of a plum blossom inserted in a bottle, and wrote: Dark Fragrance Floating Moon Twilight.It turned out that the four paintings were all paintings by Mr. Zheng Banqiao, which included orchids, bamboos, orchid grasses and plum blossoms.

Ye Songtong learned a lot about antiques this semester, and when he saw this screen, he swallowed and said, "This, this can't be true, can it?"

Ye Fengwei wondered: "What is real or fake? You mean this screen? It seems that I heard that my father asked someone to make Zheng Banqiao's painting into a screen to please my grandpa, but my grandpa scolded him for destroying the artistic conception and being too vulgar. coming."

The corner of Ye Songtong's mouth twitched: "Aren't these four paintings auctioned separately? There is another one that I remember auctioned in Hong Kong."

Ye Fengwei walked in nonchalantly: "My dad took it back at a high price, and he is really serious. A good painting must be turned into a screen. Let's go to the top floor."

Ye Fengwei walked around the screen and saw the antique mahogany furniture and the Jingdezhen porcelain randomly placed on the ground, and thought in his heart: I can't see it, I can't see it.

Up to the top floor, there is a small attic at the highest level. Ye Fengwei climbed up the ladder and opened the door with a key to get in. Ye Songtong followed suit. The small attic is about [-] square meters, filled with all kinds of weapons. The biggest one is a nine-foot meteor hammer, and the smallest one is a small knife that women use to protect their chastity. It is only as long as a little finger. It has eighteen kinds of weapons, and they have all kinds of weapons.

Ye Fengwei casually picked up the smallest knife from the shelf and showed it to Ye Songtong: "Don't look at it, it's so small, it's very sharp, it was used by women in ancient times to defend themselves, and they would use it to attack when they encountered bad guys. , if the attack is ineffective, you can kill yourself at the last time.”

After finishing speaking, he threw the knife lightly on the ground, and the blade of the knife was completely stuck into the wooden floor, leaving only the handle outside.

Ye Songtong exclaimed, he didn't expect such a small knife to be so powerful: "However, my lord queen, it's useless for me to hold such a small knife, and it's not easy to use as a concealed weapon. Is there a weapon that can breathe fire? "

Ye Fengwei took a lot of effort to pull out the knife: "Xiaotong, I said you are very cute, and you still breathe fire. What are you doing? You play online games, and you have fire-breathing weapons. Tu Long Baodao, you can reach level [-] when you go online, can the beautiful player accompany you to upgrade together?"

Ye Songtong was embarrassed, she thought that everyone who practiced would be very good, and that when they made a move, they would be some kind of ancient artifact, and the weapon would be split in half with a single stroke.

Forty, the weapon is in hand, the lotus brush is washed

Ye Fengwei asked Ye Songtong to go in and pick it out by himself, and stood at the door, leaning on the door and talking: "Actually, the weapons here are all passed down from generation to generation by our Ye family. They can't be said to be very powerful, but they can all be said to be extremely tough and sharp. Weapons can’t compete with our family’s weapons, my half-meter knife is picked here, I don’t know what my knife can’t cut, except the weapons here.”

Seeing so many weapons, Ye Songtong felt that it was difficult to choose, Ye Fengwei clapped his hands fiercely: "Ah, I know something that can breathe fire!"

Ye Songtong's eyes lit up: "Really? What is it?"

Ye Fengwei smiled: "A flamethrower is similar to a fire extinguisher. You just grab the tube and hold the can. Although this thing is very dangerous, there is poisonous gas when spraying, but it is sold on a certain treasure."

Ye Songtong was speechless: "Queen, I was wrong, I'd better pick a weapon carefully."

Ye Fengwei's waist bent with a smile: "No, I'm so humorous. In fact, the mundane practitioners of our era are not said to be against the sky, and those legendary magic weapons have all disappeared along with history. Besides, most of the situations we encounter in the future cannot be solved by modern weapons, and many demon spirit bullets cannot penetrate, so it is not as good as the weapons here."

Ye Songtong nodded: "I've been taught, but I don't believe it. A missile came down and it didn't wear it."

Ye Fengwei smiled and waved his hands: "I feel like I'm going to laugh out my abs if I continue talking to you. Can you ask the country to give you missiles at will? We can solve the problems casually. Surprise! Well, you choose one yourself, I will wait for you on the first floor."

Seeing Her Majesty the Queen went downstairs, Ye Songtong quickly asked Weixi to help her choose, and Weixi's sneer sneered into Ye Songtong's ears again: "Whoever said no to someone yesterday said nonsense, you are full of nonsense!" Ah huh?"

Ye Songtong quibbled: "All I ask are very constructive questions, okay? Hey, baby, you can get down to business first and pick the best one for me. I promise to ignore her for a while."

Wei Xi didn't believe what she said, but she still helped to choose: "You talk so lightly, I believe you are a ghost. The weapons here are all similar, and I can't tell what material they are made of. In fact, you just need to pick the one that suits you. alright."

Ye Songtong turned around the neatly placed weapons again: "Hey, what should I use for a person like me who doesn't have any martial arts background and has only practiced Tai Chi for three months? Qi Eyebrow stick? No, no, too thin, nine-section whip? No, I can’t swing it, it’s so annoying!”

In this way, 10 minutes passed and there was no conclusion, Weixi yawned: "You order troops, whatever, hurry up, lunch is ready."

Ye Songtong simply went all out: "Ye Weixi is a big idiot, well, I've got you, it's up to you."

What Ye Songtong pointed to was a stick that looked like a fountain pen on the shelf on the left hand side. It was 1.5 meters long and about five centimeters in diameter.There are more than a dozen stick weapons on the shelf on the left. There are spears and spears, and there are also ones similar to Qinglong Yanyue Dao. Ye Songtong is lucky. The one he ordered is very slender, and it is not very awkward for girls to use. stick.

But Ye Songtong didn't know what it was, and she couldn't explain it clearly when she asked Weixi, so she had to bite the bullet and talk nonsense with Ye Fengwei.

Because it took too long to pick, Ye Fengwei had already watched the TV in the living room on the first floor. The TV was so big that it felt like the entire wall was a TV. It was absolutely 108 inches. Retracted into the wall, the whole living room became antique again.

Ye Songtong lifted the stick in Yang's hand, Ye Fengwei nodded and explained: "I picked a stick and walked."

"Step plastic?"

Ye Fengwei took the plastic step over: "Do you think it is so long but it is extremely light in the hand, similar to aluminum alloy, but I don't know what material it is made of."

Speaking of which, Ye Fengwei picked up the small fruit knife on the table and slammed it hard on the plastic pole. Nothing happened to the dark shaft, but the fruit knife was knocked out, and she tapped it lightly with the sharp plastic blade with her backhand. With a touch of the fruit knife, the fruit knife snapped in two.

Seeing Ye Songtong's eyes widen, Ye Fengwei smiled happily: "Most of our weapons are so powerful. They were originally used by cavalry in ancient times. They can be used for both long-distance and close combat. They can reach four meters in length and are heavy.