Cultivation of cute calamus girls

Talking to Ye Songtong alone: ​​"Tongtong, I wanted you to work hard to pass the trial. The Ye family in the university can solve it, and I will directly appoint Huaxia University. Now it seems that you should take the college entrance examination well. I wanted to do it well." Let me tell you about the trial, I don’t mind it, just treat it as a joke, and the Tangcheng Ye family will tell you in detail. Also, I don’t need to tell you that you understand that Calamus can transform into a human. No one can tell."

Ye Songtong sighed, it really is not so easy to be a second-year girl.After being touched by Ye Songtong, the calamus swayed back and forth: "It's so itchy, hehehe."

Ever since he ordered Xuanguixue, Ye Songtong found that he could communicate directly with the Changshou and Calamus at home. How can I describe it? It's like making a phone call, a dedicated line, and no one else can hear it. It's very convenient.

Calamus has not been idle for a few days at home. She used the computer to absorb all kinds of knowledge while Ye Songtong was reviewing and reading. If you say she is worthy of being a demon spirit who has lived for more than 200 years, she has mastered all kinds of trends in less than a few days. Clearly, she pestered Ye Songtong that she wouldn't give him 100 yuan.

Well, back to our college entrance examination room, Ye Songtong is seriously doing the questions, and the calamus has nothing to do, turning into a small leaf and floating around in the classroom. Let's see how the answer is, and then He floated to the invigilator to listen to what they were talking about, and returned to Ye Songtong's ears when he was tired.

Ye Songtong hurriedly communicated with her: "I said you can't stop the meeting, in case someone reaches out and rubs you and throws you into the trash can."

Calamus: "Hee hee hee, how could it be, for your own good, I went around and found that you have done all the geometry problems wrong. You see, you use point A to establish a coordinate system, A is X, B is Y, C is Z..."

Ye Songtong took a closer look and it was true: "Hey, that's fine, show me the multiple-choice questions, that's all..."

So in less than an hour, Ye Songtong "did" the math perfectly, and one person and one leaf started chatting.

"Tongtong Tongtong, please give me a name too, don't call me Changpu Changpu." Changpu shook again.

Ye Songtong: "Huh? Aren't you a calamus, why don't you name it?"

"What, is your name human? That little cat in your family has a name! Why don't I have one!"

Ye Songtong thought about it too, but he was powerless to come up with a name, and had a headache: "Then you should be called Ye Changpu, it's simple and clear, how nice it is."

Calamus snorted coldly: "Then your name is Ye Ren."

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, ah! I see, you are Ye Songtong's calamus! I am really a genius, simple and easy to understand, and I also pointed out our relationship, what do you think?"

"I just found out that you are quite bad! How should I put it, ah yes, you have a black belly!"

Ye Songtong felt aggrieved: "I've got a dark belly, I don't even have a little heart, I actually don't read much, so I can't name you!"

"If you can't figure it out today, I will change my real body now, hehehe, let's see what you do!"

Ye Songtong almost vomited blood again when he heard it, he slammed the table and roared angrily: "How dare you!"

After shouting, everyone looked at her in unison, all expressions were extremely shocked.The invigilator came down and asked gently and carefully: "Well, this classmate, what's wrong?"Not feeling well? "

Ye Songtong smiled awkwardly: "Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, everyone, the pressure is a bit high, it's okay."

When the invigilator left, Ye Songtong scolded: "Your sister! It's you who killed me. There are still two exams. How can I face it, T_T!"

Calamus laughed loudly: "Hahaha, it's none of my business, you did it yourself, and told you not to name me. I deserve it."

Ye Songtong raised his forehead: "If one day, I die, I must be mad at you. Forget it, let me think about it, the calamus first awakens when the winter is just over, then you wake up early... ...Hey, don't transform, I'm just kidding, is it called Wei Xixing?"

Calamus didn't waver again: "Why, is it all nonsense before, give me a reason first."

Ye Songtong: "My dad didn't tell me why I was called Ye Songtong. There is a poem, I will read it to you. The reeds are green and the dew is frost. The so-called Iraqis are on the side of the water. Follow it back and forth, and the road is long and difficult. If you travel back from it, you will be in the middle of the water. The reeds are desolate, and the white dew is not yet shining. The so-called Yiren are in the water. Follow it back, the road is blocked and you are in the middle; , The white dew has not yet come. The so-called Yiren is in the water. Follow it back, the road is blocked and right; It seems that although expressing the ending is not very good, but it is important to persevere, maybe what the ending will be, you say so."

Calamus was silent for a long time, Ye Songtong thought that he was fooled by me now.

"Well... that's the question, why is my name Weixi, such a long string, who are you fooling!"

"Hey, I'm not fooling you. In today's society, choosing a good name is more important than anything else. It involves metaphysics and philosophy, etc. You can send your name to 9588XXXX to check how many people with the same name and surname as you in the whole country. This Weixi, these two words are the best in the whole poem, isn’t it great! It’s the name of the heroine of the TV series, the heroine of the manga, and the novel No.1. How many people are envious of it? Wow, close it now Thank you very much."

Calamus, let's call him Weixi in the future, and this time he actually agreed: "Well, well, you are right, so I will call you Ye Weixi! Hee hee."

Ye Songtong wiped his sweat secretly in his heart, so he recited this poem from the Book of Songs. He didn't make a fuss about when to fool him. Fortunately, he was fooled. Hahaha, I'm really smart and clever.

[-]. Envy, jealousy, turbulent waves

After the two had finished naming their names, it was time for the exam. Ye Songtong ran away in a hurry, just now it was really embarrassing.

When the college entrance examination was finally over and Ye Songtong thought he could relax, Father Ye promptly threw a few books on antique identification to Ye Songtong.

"Think about it carefully, although I don't expect you to understand it in a short time, and you won't be like a layman."

Ye Songtong felt strange: "Why are you looking at this, it's too late for me to pick up the trash now."

"You still collect the junk, save it, the first level of the trial is related to this, even if you fail the first level, maybe you can pick up a good thing and come back." Father Ye sighed after finishing speaking: I am deceiving myself. , the chances that Tongtong can pick up good things, tsk tsk, I can make a fortune.

Ye Songtong was aggrieved and went to read again, when Mother Ye rescued her.

"Tongtong, Tongtong, come here quickly, I have something to tell you." Mother Ye called her from the living room.

Ye Songtong pretended to be reluctant and walked out of the room, his heart was already full of joy, and finally he was relieved: "What are you doing, I didn't see anyone reading a book!"

"Oh, then you can continue watching, I won't bother you."

Ye Songtong immediately flew up and knelt down in front of Mother Ye: "Queen, my son made a mistake, if you have anything to do, tell me immediately!"

"Xiaomian, I knew you wanted to..." "Mom, get to the point."

"Look, it's like this. Weixi has been at our house for several days. Although she is always in real form, she is also in human form occasionally. You can't let other girls always wear your t-shirt or just cover it with leaves. How bad, why don't you take her to buy some clothes today!"

Ye Songtong said strangely: "Why do you want to buy it? It's fine if you wear mine. We are about the same height. If you have that money, buy me a new mobile phone."

Mother Ye slapped her and called out: "You are so selfish, you two are about the same height, but look at your chest, it's as flat as a fried egg, no matter what Weixi said, you have a C cup, you Tell people how to wear your bra, huh? You want a mobile phone, cut off your big waist and get a new one."

Ye Songtong wiped away tears: "Am I your own? Could it be that you bought me a cake as a gift? I'm also an A-cup anyway! If you don't buy a mobile phone, don't buy it, huh."

Mother Ye called Weixi who was still playing on the computer: "Xiaoxixi, mother asked Tongtong to take you to buy some nice clothes, and then ask her to treat you to delicious food, okay?"

Weixi immediately rolled into Ye's mother's arms without integrity when she heard it: "Mom is the best for me, mother, I love you."

Ye Songtong felt that his life had come to an end again, and he would never love again.I dragged the calamus who was still acting like a baby to put on her shoes and go out.In the end, Mother Ye slipped a card to Ye Songtong, and Ye Songtong was so moved that he almost knelt down, mother is better in the world.

After a few bus trips, Ye Songtong brought the curious baby Weixi to Jiacheng Plaza, known as Tuhao Plaza, which is the largest shopping, entertainment and food consumption center in Tangcheng.

The first floor is full of luxuries, such as clothes worth tens of thousands, sets of gorgeous cosmetics, and expensive jewelry. As long as you have money, this is paradise.

Weixi looked at this and that, suddenly seemed to have discovered something, and dragged Ye Songtong over: "I know this, I saw the advertisements these days, Dior perfume!"

As soon as Ye Songtong heard about Dior, he felt like his flesh had been cut: "Grandma, you are my ancestor, a bottle of perfume is enough for you to buy a lot of clothes, I only have two kidneys, and I am thinking of selling one to buy a mobile phone Well, forget it, let's go."

He dragged Wei Xi to the third floor, but it was still important to buy a bra.

The waiter stepped forward with a charming professional smile: "Are you two beauties here to buy underwear? There is a new product coming out, let me recommend it for you."

The shopping guide sister pointed to a tube top and recommended it to Ye Songtong: "Beauty, this is a new tube top from our family. It is especially suitable for students like you who are still developing."