Rebirth of Wendong Xiaoji

After Chen Wendong finished speaking, Wang Yanzhi patted his belly, and said sarcastically, "Little Dongzi, I said you have a belly full of gossip, but you still don't admit it, you are really bad!"

Chen Wendong patted Wang Yanzhi's hand away, "Have you washed your hands, just touch my stomach, my stomach is precious, what should I do if it breaks?"

Wang Yanzhi rubbed his hands vigorously on his body, and said with disgust on his face: "Cut! I'm willing to touch it, I'm full of shit! But, Xiaodongzi, can you fight Zhao Mang with a three-legged cat like you? Otherwise, replace me."

Chen Wendong's heart warmed up, and his words became less vicious, "This job can only be done by a three-legged cat like me. If it were you, you would screw it up." He took a risk to challenge Zhao Mang this time. Life is in danger, but as he said, Wang Yanzhi is proficient in marksmanship, and he will inevitably stick to the kung fu he learned before in battle. On the contrary, a three-legged cat like him is more comfortable to play temporarily.In any case, he accepted Wang Yanzhi's friendship, and Zhou Yanhuan couldn't say that.

That night, Chen Wendong stayed up until midnight, and used copper-colored thick paper and bamboo strips to paste two oversized hammers. The hammer heads were hollow, and only the handle was a real copper rod.Even so, the weight of this pair of sledgehammers is not light, and it is still a bit difficult for Chen Wendong to use them.

Chen Wendong was fiddling with the Chen family's sledgehammer, not without showing off: "Look, how about this sledgehammer?"

Zhou Yanhuan and Wang Yanzhi came over and took a closer look, "Well, yes, if you don't look carefully, you really can't tell that it's just paper, it's really bluffing."

Chen Wendong smiled triumphantly, "I don't even look at who did it, it's a technical job." Chen Wendong said this, not boasting, this looks simple, but it takes a lot of effort to do it well , This job was learned from his mother when he was a child.At that time, the family was poor, and the bamboo mat on the big kang was broken, so I used it to make a box, put some clothes, and it was quite useful to hold a needle and thread.This skill has never been used since he learned it, and he did not expect to use it in this ancient battlefield.

On the second day, Zhou Yanhuan and others didn't go out to fight, they just hung up the exemption card on the top of the wall, and they didn't go out even if they scolded others.While practicing Chen's sledgehammer, Chen Wendong couldn't help laughing out loud as he heard the waves of shouting and cursing outside.

"I said, let's go out of the city tomorrow to fight. If we don't go out, the gang outside will scold our ancestors all over the eighteen generations." It's enough, whatever is unpleasant and scolding, the scolding can be heard for two miles.

Wang Yanzhi looked at Chen Wendong, and said casually, "You'd better practice your sledgehammer first. If you miss a hole, no one will rescue you." Chen Wendong pursed his mouth, and began to concentrate on practicing the hammer again. .

In the early morning of the third day, Zhao Mang opened up his battle and was about to start cursing, but when the city gate opened, a group of people ran out from inside, the leader was a white-faced boy. His eyes suddenly widened twice.I saw that kid was holding two copper hammers, he really was Zeng Mingwaliang, that boss was almost as big as two big watermelons, and his two hammers combined were not as big as others.

Seeing Zhao Mang in a daze, Chen Wendong felt it was funny, he weighed the sledgehammer in his hand, and shouted: "Hey, you are Zhao Mang?"

"It's your Grandpa Zhao, which green onion are you?" Zhao Mang also came to his senses at this time, and regained his previous calmness.

Chen Wendong couldn't help nodding secretly, um, this kid has good qualities at heart, and he's a general.As a general, psychological quality is more important than kung fu level, and the psychological quality of the coach often affects the outcome of a war.Thinking of this, Chen Wendong looked at Zhao Mang even more pleasingly, look at how cute this child is!

Zhao Mang was so stared at by Chen Wendong that his hairs stood on end, and his heart was full of ghosts. There is nothing wrong with this one, why is he so silly looking at himself?Zhao Mang thought about his face again, shook his head vigorously, and asked again: "Grandpa, I asked you something, didn't you hear me? Where did you come from?"

"Haha, baby, it's very windy here, don't blink your tongue, even if your master sees me, you have to call me senior, and you dare to call me grandpa in front of my old man? I've lived for almost 200 years, old man, and I haven't seen you yet." Don’t let you be such a rampant junior.” Chen Wendong sighed, and looked at Zhao Mang with regret.

"Hmph! You are a three-year-old child when you are a grandpa. You have not even grown your hair yet! How dare you pretend to be a senior in front of your grandpa. Wouldn't it make people laugh!" Zhao Mang said. Looking under Chen Wendong, Zhao Mang's army immediately burst into laughter.

Chen Wendong wasn't annoyed either. He waited until everyone had had enough laughs before he said, "Little boy, haven't you heard of the kungfu for rejuvenating old age? Hey! Old man, I was practicing kung fu and gathering herbs on Mount Puti. It's a pity that I accepted it." What a careless little apprentice!" After speaking, Chen Wendong smiled wryly and shook his head with a doting look on his face.

Zhao Mang's eyes flickered for a moment, and then he laughed loudly, "I don't care who you are, let's see the real chapter under our hands, look at the hammer!" Zhao Mang said, hitting Chen Wendong's head with a hammer.

Chen Wendong dodged and fought with Zhao Mang, he was sure that Zhao Mang would not dare to take his sledgehammer, and he played with the two sledgehammers like a wind, for a while, Zhao Mang was really at a disadvantage.Chen Wendong's plan is actually very risky. If Zhao Mang is stupid or careless, his play will not be able to continue. At this moment, there was no revealing.

Martial arts practitioners have a saying, and experts stretch out their hands to know if there is one.As soon as Zhao Mang and Chen Wendong met, they became suspicious. Who made Chen Wendong's skills really limited? Zhao Mang looked at the "ancestor"'s sledgehammer. Sexually touched Chen Wendong's sledgehammer.This touch doesn't matter, my good guy, I missed it directly, Zhao Mang was stunned for a moment.Chen Wendong took advantage of Zhao Mang's stunned effort, and with a puff, he directly put another sledgehammer on Zhao Mang's head.

"Ah! My eyes! What the hell is this!" Zhao Mang took off the paper hammer on his head, covered his eyes and howled.

Chen Wendong laughed right away, "Baby, how does my big paper hammer with pepper powder taste?" And Zhou Yanhuan can't say he is bad!

After Zhao Mang cleaned up the pepper powder on his face, his eyes were swollen into peaches, he glanced at the opposite side, okay, Chen Wendong was looking at him cheerfully not far away. "Little brat, you dare to play tricks on me! Grandpa will definitely peel off your skin!" As he spoke, Zhao Mang chased after him.

Chen Wendong was taken aback for a moment, then turned his horse's head and ran into the city, but unexpectedly, the horse was frightened by something, and ran away along the base of the wall, "Oh! You are a dead horse, you are going to kill me!" Chen Wendong said. Panicked, he glanced at the city gate, then at Zhao Mang who was chasing him, and hurriedly ran away along the city wall.

"Haha! God is helping me! Little brat, let's see where you are going!" Seeing Chen Wendong like this, Zhao Mang was immediately happy. He was humiliated by Chen Wendong. chase down.Just when Zhao Mang was about to catch up with Chen Wendong, an accident happened, and he fell into the deep pit with all his men and horses.Zhao Mang knew he was tricked, and hurriedly struggled to get up, not wanting to feel the cold air coming from his neck, he saw a long gun and a three-pointed double-edged knife pointing at his throat and neck respectively.

"Don't move! Tie it up!" Looking at the two men holding knives and guns, it's not Zhou Yanhuan and Wang Yanzhi who is it.It turned out that they dug a deep pit here in advance and covered it with floating soil. When Chen Wendong was exposed, they deliberately pretended to be frightened by the horse, and led Zhao Mang to the trap they set, and captured him in one fell swoop.

After this battle, Zhou Yanhuan confirmed his position in the army, and Chen Wendong also changed from an unknown soldier to a bad bag resounding throughout the Northwest Army. This kid is too bad!