Rebirth of Wendong Xiaoji

On the second day after the secret talk, the three of Chen Wendong embarked on the road to Yunmen County, riding their horses and whipping their horses all the way, Chen Wendong only felt comfortable physically and mentally, as if he had come back to life.This time, when I came out, Shanshang was responsible for all the expenses, and I listened to Master Song for everything. Chen Wendong was also happy and at ease, so it was a free trip.

Chen Wendong didn't want to tell others that he had seen caves and earth temples with gluttonous patterns. Telling about this would inevitably arouse doubts. Stay for a while, he wished for it.

At noon, a few people found a leeward slope to rest and have lunch, and let the horses eat some grass by the way.Chen Wendong took a mouthful of pancakes and drank a mouthful of water. Even so, he choked enough, the baked biscuits could be used as bricks.If it is inconvenient to travel in ancient times, it’s okay to meet a shopkeeper. If it catches up with the time when you can’t go to the village and don’t go to the shop, you can only be as willing as Chen Wendong.

"Who? Why are you following us in a sneaky way? Can you come out and see me!"

Chen Wendong was eating pancakes, when he suddenly heard Master Song yelling, a mouthful of pancakes got stuck in his throat, choking him so much that he rolled his eyes, and then he filled the kettle with half a pot of water to get better.When he calmed down, he was looking at Master Song and Wang Yanzhi's contemptuous eyes, "Can you be more useless?"What a shame! ' In this regard, Chen Wendong feels very innocent.

Seeing that the other party was still silent, Master Song said negatively: "If Your Excellency still doesn't come out, don't blame Song for being rude!" Then, Master Song drew out the saber from his waist.

Master Song was so strong in martial arts, and he was so prepared, Chen Wendong couldn't help raising his vigilance. He secretly grasped the axe, ready to fight.

"Don't! Don't! Hey! Uncle Song, it's my nephew, don't use force." Saying that, a person came out from the side of the mountain.Chen Wendong took a closer look, okay, I really know Mr. Tan!Tan Dayong's youngest son - Tan Xueming.

If you want to talk about the youngest Tan, he is also number one in Yandang Mountain. Anyone who mentions it will have to say: "This kid is so bad!"

This master has not been on the mountain for a long time, but he has almost made fun of the people on the mountain.I don't know how many people secretly want to beat him up, but he is King Jingbian's brother-in-law, and he has a strong backing, so he can't afford to offend him!

When Master Song saw that it was the youngest Tan, he also had a headache, "My youngest, why are you here? Does your father know?"

The youngest Tan laughed a few times, and changed the subject: "Uncle Song, where are you going? Can you take me with you?"

Hearing what he said, Master Song didn't understand that this little brat clearly sneaked down the mountain.Thinking of this, Master Song became a little angry, so he scolded with a straight face: "Nonsense! Let me tell you, Mr. Tan, go back to the mountain as soon as possible, and Uncle Song will pretend he didn't see you. If you continue to mess around, I will I have to sue you at your father, when the time comes, see if you are afraid of your father's punishment!"

The youngest Tan curled her lips, and said disapprovingly: "Cut! I've already come out, so I can't just go back like this. If you are willing to sue my father, go ahead! It's a hundred miles away, anyway, you are now I can't go back, after you come back, I've already played enough!"

"You! Damn child! Let's find a smoker!" Master Song was so angry that he wished he could grab Tan Laoyao and beat him up. Unexpectedly, this kid was slippery, so Master Song picked up a few handfuls, but he didn't catch him. With others.

"Uncle Song! A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands! Don't force me, you make me anxious, I won't go back yet!"

Master Song saw that the threat was unsuccessful, so he could only coax patiently: "Young lady, let's stop messing around. Uncle Song is not here to play, we have an errand, so we have no time to care about you, you are obedient, hurry back Bar!"

The youngest Tan touched his nose, stuck out his tongue and said, "It's late! Before I left, I left a note for my father and told him that I came to you. But now I've changed my mind! Since you don't Welcome, I'll find a place to play on my own!" Saying that, Tan Lao Yao pulled his chest out, turned around and left.

"You! Come back to me!" Master Song felt his head hurt even more.He looked at the innocent youngest Tan, and secretly became ruthless. If this was his own son, he would have strangled him to death early!Whoops!How did Tan Dayong have such a disaster!Now it is estimated that the whole Yandang Mountain knows that this kid is looking for him. If he doesn't care, if something happens to this kid, Tan Dayong will hate him to death!

"Since you are here, come with us! But there is one thing, you have to listen to me on this road, if you are disobedient, I will beat you!" Master Song had no choice but to bring an oil bottle hit the road.

"Hey!" Youngest Tan smiled and came over, "Don't worry, I promise to be obedient. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west. If you tell me to beat a dog, I will never chase a chicken." After finishing speaking , happily ran to Chen Wendong's place, and went to eat the big cake.

Chen Wendong looked at Tan Lao Yao who was eating the big cake very happily, and his heart was gurgling sour water.Although this guy is unreliable in his work, he looks really good.This kid is two years younger than Chen Wendong, but he is taller than him, not to mention his appearance, with sword eyebrows and bright eyes, a straight nose and a wide mouth, how handsome he is, unlike Chen Wendong, the longer he grows, graceful!

Chen Wendong couldn't help but admire Tan Dayong. Don't look at his family's ups and downs, but all the women here are very handsome, the men are handsome, and the women are pretty. Who would let him marry a wife who is as beautiful as a flower.

Chen Wendong secretly made up his mind that he must marry a strong wife in the future, but he didn't expect his words to become a prophecy, which made him regret it for several years.

The youngest Tan came out this time because she was exhausted on the mountain and wanted to go out to let the wind go, and Chen Wendong also had the mentality of traveling at public expense, so the two of them unexpectedly shot together, and they really got to play together.

On this day, they finally walked out of the barren hills where the birds didn't shit, and saw the forest full of trees.Chen Wendong cheered in his heart, he finally didn't have to eat big pancakes every day, these days his mouth was filled with birds, and where there were many trees, there were animals, so it would be good to beat a few rabbits to satisfy his hunger!

Chen Wendong and Tan Laoyao met each other and went straight into the woods. When they came out, they had a few hares and pheasants in their hands.Tan Laoyao plucked the hair and peeled off the skin, Chen Wendong baked it, and after a while, the aroma came out.Several people ate big pancakes for several days, and their stomachs were short of oil and water. Even Master Song was a little restless. This is meat!

Several people ate so much that their mouths were full of greasy food. Youngest Tan leaned on the stone, gnawed on the chicken leg, and stretched his legs, shaking, shaking, shaking...

Youngest Tan took a bite of the chicken and roared, "This is the life I yearn for! Hey! Ever since I came to Yandang Mountain, I haven't lived a day of comfort. When you come out in the future, don't forget Take me!"

After listening to Master Song, his face darkened a little, "You can save this and tell your father!"

"Hey!" Tan Lao Yao laughed twice, and after a while, he started talking again, "I used to be in the country, and I could go wherever I liked, so I'm more comfortable now. Hey! Not anymore! Every day I'm on the mountain. , almost suffocated me to death. Just like this, my father is still not satisfied, every day, he beats and scolds, what do you think the old man thinks, I am still not his own son!"

Chen Wendong's head was full of black lines, he rolled his eyes towards the sky, and said flatly: "You have to ask your mother about this."

"Pfft!" Wang Yanzhi couldn't hold back for a while, and sprayed directly.

Master Song jumped over and slapped Chen Wendong on the back of the head, "Little Dongzi! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will smash your mouth!"

Chen Wendong rubbed the back of his head, and smiled embarrassedly at Tan Laoyao.He really didn't mean it. These days, it's really not easy to make fun of a woman's chastity.

The youngest Tan was not annoyed, and cast a disdainful glance at Chen Wendong and Wang Yanzhi, and continued to babble about him.

At this moment, Chen Wendong heard footsteps coming from the woods, and they all stood up for a moment.

After a while, I saw a group of half-grown children walking out of the woods. The leader was a fat baby about ten years old. I heard this baby roar: "Hey! I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I want to pass by , Keep money for buying roads! Ya! Ya! Ya!"

Chen Wendong and the others looked at each other a few times, and were immediately amused. What kind of performance is this?

The fat baby looked at the leftover roast chicken that Chen Wendong and the others had eaten, swallowed, and shouted: "Keep the silver, I will let you live, if not, don't blame the young master for being rude!"

"You're welcome, what else do you want?" Youngest Tan rubbed his greasy hand on the ground, and walked over slowly.

Chen Wendong looked at the youngest Tan's dirty hands, and felt a little sick to his stomach, and he couldn't let this guy clean up and eat again in the future.

The fat baby puffed up her cheeks, luckily, she rushed up on her chubby legs, "Look at the trick!" As she said, she punched Tan Lao Yao in the stomach.

The youngest Tan turned around, dodging the chubby little fist, grabbed the child's arm, and threw the child to the ground.

The child was lying on the ground in a daze, then got up, and greeted Tan Laoyao again.After a few rounds, Tan Laoyao turned behind the child and kicked the little buttock. The child fell into the mud and got up again after a while.

The rest of the children, seeing the child being bullied, immediately rushed forward, and Chen Wendong and Wang Yanzhi also stood up. After a while, these children all fell to the ground, and there was only one fat baby who was still fighting with Tan Laoyao relentlessly.

Chen Wendong watched Tan Lao Yao playing tricks, and felt that it was very fresh. Since he came here, he has not encountered robbery yet. Today is really eye-opening.

Although the robbers shouted every day to kill the rich and help the poor, in fact, most of them were bullying masters who were afraid of the hard, and they only robbed the merchants who had placed orders. They still dare not provoke people like Chen Wendong.

Chen Wendong squinted and saw some children running into the woods, but he didn't care, he just wanted to meet the parents of these children.

Seeing that the fat baby's face was blue from the fall, his hands were smashed, his clothes were dirty, and he was pestering Tan Laoyao to beat him, Chen Wendong admired this child a little.In all fairness, this doll's basic skills are fairly solid. Of course, this also counts for comparison. Compared with the kids around him, he is a good one. Compared with Tan Laoyao, he is far behind.

Although the youngest Tan is a bit out of tune, she is also a general, and she is usually ravaged by Tan Dayong. Let alone Chen Wendong, she is no match for him, and this baby is even worse.

Just after the fat baby fell into the mud again, he finally realized that he had encountered a hard stubble today.The doll blinked aggrievedly, and lay there motionless.

"Boy, get up! Are you lying there pretending to be a dead dog?" Youngest Tan patted his clean hands, um, not bad!The mud and oil on my hands were all over the fat baby.

"I won't get up, you're going to throw me again!"

The youngest Tan kicked the child's meaty butt, "Yo! I'm so scared!"

The chubby baby's mouth was pursed, his big eyes were misty, and he was about to drop golden beans.

Chen Wendong couldn't stand it any longer, he pushed Lao Yao Tan away, squatted down and pulled up the fat baby.Hey!Really heavy!

The fat baby was stunned for a moment, and then threw herself into Chen Wendong's arms. "Wow...you bullied me! You beat me! Woowa...bad guy! I'm going to tell my dad! Woowa..."

Chen Wendong saw the child crying and rubbing his nose all over his body, his face turned black, he was provoking someone!He didn't have the heart to push the child away until the child had cried enough.So, the child had had enough crying, and he wiped the child's hands and face with snot and tears all over his body, "Does it still hurt?"

"It hurts! Hmph... hiccup..." After finishing speaking, the child sucked in the two tubes of snot that was about to flow into his mouth, and he was very obedient.

The child looked at a roast chicken next to him, tugged on Chen Wendong's sleeve, and said pitifully, "Brother, I'm hungry!"

"Okay, in a moment, my brother will cook chicken for you."

This time, even the youngest Tan was completely blacked out.

Chen Wendong first tore off two chicken legs, stuffed them into the children's hands, and distributed the rest of the meat to the other children.

When Mo Chenglin came in a hurry, he happened to see his precious son holding a chicken leg, gnawing... gnawing... gnawing...