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Since installing the batch of cameras purchased online, closely monitoring Lu Jinchang's every move on weekdays has become a routine part of Yao Jing's daily work.

Generally speaking, Lu Jinchang is quite safe. Every time Yao Jing told him to stay at home and not run around before going out, he obeyed obediently.

According to recent observations, Yao Jing basically has a general grasp of the boy's life rules.

Lu Jinchang's day is not complicated. Apart from eating, drinking, and sleeping, the rest of the time is either sitting in front of the TV and watching cartoons, or playing those garbage games on WeChat that need to be shared with friends to gain physical strength.

In the first few days, Yao Jing thought it was okay, but as time went by, Lu Jinchang still lived this kind of unchanging life, and Yao Jing gradually began to feel that it was really impossible to go on like this.

Living like this all day long, sooner or later, people and brains will be abolished together.

Yao Jing was resting at home on the weekend, and Lu Jinchang was the same as usual. He woke up in the morning and had breakfast, then immediately ran to the living room and stayed in front of the TV, looking for cartoons on the on-demand channel to watch.

Yao Jing sat on the side and pretended to read the newspaper, but his eyes kept looking back and forth between the TV screen and Lu Jinchang's face focused on looking for cartoons, and he couldn't figure out what is so good about this thing.

"Lu Jinchang." Yao Jing put down the newspaper in his hand and called out to him.

"Why?" Lu Jinchang replied, his eyes still focused on the TV screen.

Yao Jing decided to arrange some work for Xiao Jiangzhi: "Sister Zhang, she has something to do today, and the house is a bit messy, so you can help clean it up."

How do you know that this kid is not stupid at all: "Why do you have to do hygiene? I can't do it until Sister Zhang comes over tomorrow. Anyway, that day is not bad."

Taking advantage of his inattention, Yao Jing deliberately spilled the freshly opened instant coffee powder on the ground: "The floor is so dirty, I can't take it anymore, help me get a vacuum cleaner and clean it."

"You have hands and feet yourself, why do you want me to get them?" Lu Jinchang was unwilling to move at all.

"You are allowed to order McDonald's for lunch today."

At this time, lures really work the best. When Lu Jinchang heard this, he immediately became motivated.

After sucking up the dust in the house, Yao Jing repeated the old trick, throwing KFC as bait, asking Lu Jin to get a mop and mop bucket to mop the floor.

Thinking about it, this kid used to live a life of being served by others in the Lu family. He lacked exercise on weekdays, and he didn't even clean a living room, so he was sweating profusely and panting.

"My hands are so tired, when can I rest?" He looked at Yao Jing who was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and rubbed his sore wrists.

"How long have you been working?"

"But my hands are really tired." Lu Jinchang muttered and reiterated to him.

"Squeamish." Yao Jing didn't even look at him, but just stared at the phone, "Do you still want to eat McDonald's and KFC at noon?"

Lu Jinchang snorted softly, wanted to eat but didn't dare to object, so he pouted and sulked, lowered his head again, and continued mopping the floor.

He has never done housework before, and he is clumsy even when dragging the floor. He rubs his left side and swishes his right twice.

When he came in front of Yao Jing, he gave a rough sweep: "You still haven't lifted your feet!"

Yao Jing didn't have time to lift his legs, and his feet were stained by the wet mop.

Yao Jing started to annoy him now: "Lu Jinchang, you can't drag it all the way."

"But I've tried my best!"

Try as far as you can, the floor is getting dirtier and dirtier.

Forget it, Yao Jing asked Lu Jinchang to put the things back.

Before eating, he gave Lu Jinchang the last task, and asked Lu Jinchang to go out and take out the trash.

The garbage house is not far from where I live. Walk straight for about 50 meters after leaving Yao Jing’s house, and turn a corner at the end.

Before going out, Yao Jing and Lu Jinchang repeated: "Go straight along the road, then turn right and you will see the garbage house."

To be on the safe side, Yao Jingduo asked him, "Do you know which side is the right side?"

"Of course I know!" Lu Jinchang puffed his cheeks and was so angry that he wanted to jump up on the spot, "Why do you always ask me such mentally retarded questions?!"

Yao Jing thought about it, and felt that it was true. At best, this kid had lost his wits a bit, but he wasn't completely stupid.

Not to refute him this time, Yao Jing said: "It's good to know, go and come back quickly."

Before going out, Lu Jinchang was worried, and reminded Yao Jing again: "Then you remember to order McDonald's together after I come back."

Take out the trash and it won't get lost. Five minutes later, Lu Jinchang returned home, and at some point there was a little pig in his arms.

Yao Jing once thought that he was delusional, but he told himself that it might just be a piggy doll.

As soon as the self-suggestion was finished, the next second, the pig started kicking around, making squeaky noises while kicking.

Yao Jing: "..."

"Lu Jinchang, where did you go just now?"

"Take out the trash."

Yao Jing stared straight at the pig in his arms, and interrogated, "Where did that thing come from?"

Lu Jinchang didn't hide anything, and told Yao Jing exactly what happened when he went out to take out the garbage just now.

The little pig in front of him was discarded by a middle-aged man who lived nearby. When the man took the little pig to the garbage house, he happened to be bumped into by Lu Jinchang who was going to throw out the garbage.

Curiosity drove Lu Jinchang to go up to ask about it, and the other party confessed that he bought it impulsively at the beginning, but now his interest faded away and he didn't want to raise it anymore, and there was no place to put it, so he had to take it out and throw it away.

Probably seeing the cute little pig and feeling that it was very pitiful to be abandoned, Lu Jinchang made a decision on his own to bring the little pig back.

After Yao Jing listened, instead of showing any sympathy, his expression was even uglier than before.

"Lu Jinchang, please listen to me, where did you pick this thing up, and where to throw it back for me, immediately."

Lu Jinchang shook his head unhappily, hugged the little pig in his arms, and hugged him tighter: "I want to raise it."

This kid came up with a firm tone of "want to raise", not "want to raise" or "plan to raise".

Yao Jing's stinky temper was angered by him again: "No, Lu Jin always eats from my father and uses my father's, and now you still want to raise pigs at my house?! Fuck, where do you think my house is?"

Yao Jing doesn't have any affection for small animals, and even thinks they are a troublesome existence.

He usually doesn't even bother to grow plants at home, let alone a creature that can jump around alive and not be controlled by humans.

Although Lu Jin often keeps saying that he wants to raise it by himself, that kid is penniless now, and he can't rely on him to provide food, clothing, housing and transportation. The same is true for pigs. In the end, he is not required to help support him.

In the final analysis, it is also a life. Once it is brought home and raised, it means being responsible for it. Yao Jing doesn't want to waste too much attention on this kind of thing at all.

"No! There is no way!" Yao Jing refused decisively.

"Why?" Lu Jinchang didn't give up, "Your house is so big, and it's so small, it can't take up much space for you."

Yao Jing put on a serious expression and said to him: "Look clearly, this is a fucking pig! It's not a little goldfish or a kitten or a dog. When it grows bigger and bigger, it's too late for you to regret it! "

"It's okay, that uncle said it's a mini pig, it doesn't grow up, and it really has a special body odor! If you don't believe me, smell it."

As Lu Jin often said, he lifted the little pig in his arms to Yao Jing.

Yao Jing took a step back in disgust.

But having said that, he did seem to smell a faint fragrance in the air.

But soon, Yao Jing recognized that smell.

What kind of shit, little fragrant pig, this fucking clearly rubbed Liushen toilet water on the pig's body, and there was a bottle of the same style on the sink in his toilet!

Seeing that his face was getting darker and darker, Lu Jin hurriedly held up the mobile phone in front of Yao Jing, showed him the information he had just found, and said with blinking eyes: "I checked the Internet just now, and they said that this kind of pig is really It won't grow up."

"Then do you know that it is also said on the Internet that many people were fooled by unscrupulous merchants and bought pigs home, only to raise them bigger and bigger?"

Taking a step back, even if the pig in front of me is really a pet pig, the so-called mini is just a reference to the food pigs of four to five hundred catties in the farm.

I will really grow up in the future, and I will definitely not lose more than 100 catties.

There is no such thing as a little sweet pig in the world, only a fool would believe it.

A little Jiangzhi was enough for him, but now that another pig came out, Yao Jing felt extremely headache at this moment.

In principle, the issue of Lu must not be compromised. Yao Jing said decisively: "Lu Jinchang, let me tell you, this matter is not discussed. Today, you either throw this pig out, or you go out with this pig, choose one of yourself Look at the pick!"

Lu Jinchang was also angry, and shouted at Yao Jing: "Why are you so unreasonable?!"

Yao Jing laughed angrily at him: "I think I'm reasonable enough, otherwise you and this pig can stay in front of Lao Tzu for so long?"

"It's not that I stay at your house for a long time. When my brother comes back to pick me up, I'll take the little pig back with me. Isn't that all right?!"

When Lu Xun was mentioned, Yao Jing's expression changed slightly.

Yao Jing felt inexplicably guilty when he remembered that he had concealed Lu Xun from Lu Jinchang earlier.

Perhaps it was this sudden sense of guilt that made him unable to bear it for a moment, and he let go: "You have to raise the pig yourself, so don't expect me to take care of it for you. You must teach it to go to the toilet within ten days. If I can’t, I’ll throw it back in the trash.”

Lu Jinchang listened and nodded with a smile.

But looking at his silly expression of shaking his head, Yao Jing began to doubt whether this little Jiangzhi had taken what he just said to heart.

Damn, don't think about it anymore, if he thinks about it again, he will probably have a headache again.

"By the way!" Lu Jinchang said to Yao Jing enthusiastically, "I gave the little pig a nice name."

Yao Jing put on an indifferent expression, expressing that he has no interest in such things.

Lu Jin often said to himself: "Isn't it a little fragrant pig? That's why it's called Xiangbao!"

What a rough name...

Lu Jinchang held the little pig in mid-air and turned it around, kissed the little pig's nose, and smiled with eyes wide open: "It has the same surname as mine, remember to call it Lu Xiangbao from now on!"