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Chapter 40 40 Bubble Gum The author has a chapter saying:
On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the company had a unified holiday, and Yao Jing and Yao Haijun made an appointment in advance to go home early.
The Yao family has a strong population. According to the family's past customs, on August [-]th, almost everyone will come back to have a reunion dinner together.
This year's Mid-Autumn Festival dinner round is organized at Yao Haijun's home.
Before taking Lu Jinchang home, Yao Jingcheng had a little concern. After all, the Yao family has many relatives, and he was worried that Lu Jinchang would feel uncomfortable when the time came.
But later he found out that he was thinking too much. Lu Jinchang was not afraid of strangers at all. With that kid's character of joining in the fun, he quite liked the present kind of festive scene.
Lu Jin often came to visit as a subordinate of Yao Jing. When relatives asked, they said that according to Yao Jing's pre-arranged personality, they said that he had left his hometown to work.
It's okay for everyone to have heard about it, they didn't pay much attention to this foreign guest, and now they are all focusing on Yao Jing.
Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival, two important traditional festivals in a year, are difficult for Yao Jing.
Every year during these two periods, no matter how busy you are at work, it is difficult to be an excuse not to go home for reunion.
It is a good thing to have a family reunion, but if you have more relatives, you will inevitably be nagged.
Like those other families, the Yao family has no shortage of gossip relatives who like to ask questions.
When I was young, the topic of everyone's gatherings was Yao Jing's studies; after graduation, they began to ask him about his career; now when his career is promising, everyone starts to urge him to think about life-long affairs.
In the past, in order to end this relentless blind date harassment, Yao Jing once came out in public at a certain family gathering in a fit of anger.
Originally thought that this would calm down the relatives, but later found that this method would not work at all.
The blind date is still going on, but the person introduced to him by everyone has changed from a woman to a man.
Facts have proved that this has nothing to do with Yao Jing's liking for the same sex or the opposite sex. The essence of the three aunts and six wives in their family is that they love to match others everywhere.
This year's mid-autumn festival discussion focus is still Yao Jing.
The three aunts and the six wives began to form a group in the living room again, talking and talking to Yao Jing about the date he was looking for recently.
"Ah Jing, do you still remember XXX's son? He plans to come back from abroad this year to develop. You also know that their family conditions are very good. They are well-matched with our Yao family. If you are free, you can make an appointment. Have a meal to find out, it doesn't matter if you don't have time, you two add a WeChat chat first!"
"XXX's eldest nephew used to be in the same elementary school as you. I just found out recently that he is also like you. He likes the one who hangs up. How about introducing him to you?"
"The last time I traveled to Sanya with your uncle, I met a very enthusiastic young man on the way. After chatting with him, I found that he actually likes men too. By the way, the young man is about the same age as you, and he is very handsome. His family conditions are not bad, you see, I even asked him for WeChat..."
Yao Jing, who was besieged by his relatives, couldn't get away at all. Yao Chuxi, who had nothing to do with himself, sat beside him happily from ear to ear, and even picked up his mobile phone to gloat and shoot videos.
Lu Jin often asked beside him: "Xiaoxi, what are you shooting?"
"It goes without saying, of course it's a picture of my cousin being forced to marry." Yao Chuxi said, "There are not many chances to see him deflated, so I have to record it quickly. Don’t want to send you a copy too?”
"No need." Lu Jinchang is not interested in this kind of thing.
He suddenly remembered another thing, took out a bag of things from his schoolbag and handed it to Yao Chuxi: "The last time I went to Chongzhou Island with Yao Jing, I bought you some souvenirs."
Yao Chuxi was overjoyed: "You bought me something specially? Thank you!"
After delivering the souvenirs, Lu Jin often told Yao Chuxi some of his experiences in Chongzhou Island.
When talking about the first time he saw two boys kissing on the beach, Lu Jin often asked him: "Xiao Xi, have you ever seen a boy kissing a boy? It was the first time I saw it, but Yao Jing and he I said this kind of thing is actually very common."
"It's just gay." Yao Chuxi shrugged, not paying attention, "There are several gays in our class, and one of them lives in the same dormitory as us. Let’s see it from GV.”
GV, this is another new vocabulary that touches the blind spot of Lu Jinchang's knowledge.
"What is GV?" Lu Jinchang asked curiously.
Talking is worse than meeting, hearing is worse than seeing, Yao Chuxi secretly glanced around, and made a gesture of waving to Lu Jinchang: "Come with me."
Avoiding the eyes and ears of relatives, Yao Chuxi took Lu Jinchang to the room on the second floor, quickly closed the door, found a movie from his mobile phone, and put it in front of Lu Jinchang.
This is a Japanese GV for women. It is different from those calcium tablets that take off their clothes and stew meat as soon as it comes up. It is more plot-oriented.
It is about two boys over flowers who meet on a vacation trip and start a summer romance on the trip.
The film adopts a step-by-step shooting method. After more than ten minutes of plot preparation, the two talents began to move from the outdoors to the hotel room, sat on the bed, began to kiss slowly, touched each other's bodies, and helped each other to relax. Open the belt and prepare to fuck each other......
Suddenly, with a bang, Yao Chuxi was hit hard on the back of the head.
He immediately screamed in pain, and before he could turn around to look around, the person who filmed him snatched Yao Chuxi's cell phone, and deleted the film directly, too lazy to talk nonsense with him.
Yao Chuxi covered the back of the head being slapped, looked at Yao Jing in pain, and complained to him: "Uncle, why did you come in without making a sound, and didn't even knock on the door, is it impolite?!"
"This is my home, do I need to knock on the door when I come in?!" Yao Jing glanced at him coldly, and threw the phone back after deleting the video.
Then he said: "I think you want to share some of the firepower for me during the Chinese New Year this year, right? But before sharing the firepower, you have to prepare the set of arguments for coming out to your dad."
Yao Chuxi quickly explained: "Uncle, don't get me wrong, my roommate sent it to me, I'm just curious to see it!"
Yao Jing gave him a "I'm just listening" look.
Yao Chuxi really felt at a loss for words at this moment, Yao Zhiwen suddenly shouted from downstairs: "Yao Chuxi, where did you go, you brat?! Hurry up and go home with me!"
It was too late to continue to clarify, Yao Chuxi had no choice but to give up, thanked Lu Jinchang for the gift again before leaving, turned around and ran downstairs.
After watching Yao Chuxi leave, Lu Jinchang looked at Yao Jing with dissatisfaction: "Why did you suddenly come to interrupt us, I haven't finished watching the movie just now!"
"What's so interesting about this." Yao Jing poked hard on his forehead, "Hurry up and delete everything you saw just now from your low-end brain."
This little Jiangzhi's brain capacity is not enough, and he dared to put some yellow waste in it, the recovery is really far away.
Lu Jin often complained: "I only saw a kiss, and I didn't see anything after that!".
"It's fine if you don't see it." In order to quickly distract the kid, Yao Jing asked him, "Would you like to visit my previous room?"
This trick was really effective, Lu Jinchang immediately forgot what happened just now, and shouted loudly: "I want it!"
After finishing speaking, he followed Yao Jing and left.
Since moving out of the house five years ago, Yao Jing's room has remained the same.
Sometimes he would go home to have dinner with Yao Haijun, and he would also stay overnight by the way.
Lu Jin is often like a dog exploring everywhere, curiously circling Yao Jing's room again and again.
"May I take a look at your wardrobe?" He asked Yao Jing.
"See for yourself."
Lu Jin often walked over to open the cabinet door. The clothes in the cabinet hadn't been updated since five years ago.
Yao Jing's dressing style at that time was also slightly different from now.
At that time, his personality was more flamboyant, and the colors he chose to dress were brighter, which was more in line with Lu Jinchang's current taste.
Among them was a very fancy "Dragon Ball" co-branded sweater. Lu Jinchang liked it very much after seeing it. He reached out and took it off the hanger, and compared it to his chest and looked at it in the mirror again and again.
Seeing that he couldn't put it down, Yao Jing said, "If you like it, take it."
After hearing this, Lu Jinchang was overjoyed immediately, and quickly put on the sweater and tried it on.
The size of the clothes was a little too big, but he liked the tight fit and didn't mind, so he decided to wear it back tonight.
Unintentionally, when Lu Jinchang reached into his pocket, he suddenly touched something.
When I took it out, it was a small rectangular box.
"Huh? What is this?"
Yao Jing looked over at Lu Jinchang's voice, and said in his heart: Damn it!
Before Lu Jinchang could see the words on the box clearly, Yao Jing took the lead and stretched out his hand to snatch the things away.
It was a box of condoms that had expired long ago, and even Yao Jing himself forgot when it was put in.
In retrospect, it seems that the last time I wore this dress was six or seven years ago.
"What is that? Show me quickly." Lu Jinchang asked curiously, wanting to reach out to take the box back.
It's not impossible to tell the truth, but Yao Jing felt that it was too troublesome to explain to Xiao Jiangzhi, and it was unnecessary.
He simply said nonsense, "It's just a box of bubble gum."
"You liar, I've never seen bubble gum in such a packaging."
Yao Jing continued to make up nonsense: "It's really bubble gum, look, it says banana flavor on it."
He covered the rest of the box with his hands, and only gave Lu Jinchang the part in the lower right corner.
It was exactly as Yao Jing said, with the words "Banana Flavor" printed on it.
Lu Jinchang stopped doubting and believed his words: "Is banana-flavored bubble gum delicious? I want to try it too."
"...It's expired long ago, you can't eat it."
"It's okay, you can leave the empty box to me, I will ask the boss which kind of bubblegum this is when I go to the convenience store next time."
"..."
This kid is really endless!
The Yao family has a strong population. According to the family's past customs, on August [-]th, almost everyone will come back to have a reunion dinner together.
This year's Mid-Autumn Festival dinner round is organized at Yao Haijun's home.
Before taking Lu Jinchang home, Yao Jingcheng had a little concern. After all, the Yao family has many relatives, and he was worried that Lu Jinchang would feel uncomfortable when the time came.
But later he found out that he was thinking too much. Lu Jinchang was not afraid of strangers at all. With that kid's character of joining in the fun, he quite liked the present kind of festive scene.
Lu Jin often came to visit as a subordinate of Yao Jing. When relatives asked, they said that according to Yao Jing's pre-arranged personality, they said that he had left his hometown to work.
It's okay for everyone to have heard about it, they didn't pay much attention to this foreign guest, and now they are all focusing on Yao Jing.
Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival, two important traditional festivals in a year, are difficult for Yao Jing.
Every year during these two periods, no matter how busy you are at work, it is difficult to be an excuse not to go home for reunion.
It is a good thing to have a family reunion, but if you have more relatives, you will inevitably be nagged.
Like those other families, the Yao family has no shortage of gossip relatives who like to ask questions.
When I was young, the topic of everyone's gatherings was Yao Jing's studies; after graduation, they began to ask him about his career; now when his career is promising, everyone starts to urge him to think about life-long affairs.
In the past, in order to end this relentless blind date harassment, Yao Jing once came out in public at a certain family gathering in a fit of anger.
Originally thought that this would calm down the relatives, but later found that this method would not work at all.
The blind date is still going on, but the person introduced to him by everyone has changed from a woman to a man.
Facts have proved that this has nothing to do with Yao Jing's liking for the same sex or the opposite sex. The essence of the three aunts and six wives in their family is that they love to match others everywhere.
This year's mid-autumn festival discussion focus is still Yao Jing.
The three aunts and the six wives began to form a group in the living room again, talking and talking to Yao Jing about the date he was looking for recently.
"Ah Jing, do you still remember XXX's son? He plans to come back from abroad this year to develop. You also know that their family conditions are very good. They are well-matched with our Yao family. If you are free, you can make an appointment. Have a meal to find out, it doesn't matter if you don't have time, you two add a WeChat chat first!"
"XXX's eldest nephew used to be in the same elementary school as you. I just found out recently that he is also like you. He likes the one who hangs up. How about introducing him to you?"
"The last time I traveled to Sanya with your uncle, I met a very enthusiastic young man on the way. After chatting with him, I found that he actually likes men too. By the way, the young man is about the same age as you, and he is very handsome. His family conditions are not bad, you see, I even asked him for WeChat..."
Yao Jing, who was besieged by his relatives, couldn't get away at all. Yao Chuxi, who had nothing to do with himself, sat beside him happily from ear to ear, and even picked up his mobile phone to gloat and shoot videos.
Lu Jin often asked beside him: "Xiaoxi, what are you shooting?"
"It goes without saying, of course it's a picture of my cousin being forced to marry." Yao Chuxi said, "There are not many chances to see him deflated, so I have to record it quickly. Don’t want to send you a copy too?”
"No need." Lu Jinchang is not interested in this kind of thing.
He suddenly remembered another thing, took out a bag of things from his schoolbag and handed it to Yao Chuxi: "The last time I went to Chongzhou Island with Yao Jing, I bought you some souvenirs."
Yao Chuxi was overjoyed: "You bought me something specially? Thank you!"
After delivering the souvenirs, Lu Jin often told Yao Chuxi some of his experiences in Chongzhou Island.
When talking about the first time he saw two boys kissing on the beach, Lu Jin often asked him: "Xiao Xi, have you ever seen a boy kissing a boy? It was the first time I saw it, but Yao Jing and he I said this kind of thing is actually very common."
"It's just gay." Yao Chuxi shrugged, not paying attention, "There are several gays in our class, and one of them lives in the same dormitory as us. Let’s see it from GV.”
GV, this is another new vocabulary that touches the blind spot of Lu Jinchang's knowledge.
"What is GV?" Lu Jinchang asked curiously.
Talking is worse than meeting, hearing is worse than seeing, Yao Chuxi secretly glanced around, and made a gesture of waving to Lu Jinchang: "Come with me."
Avoiding the eyes and ears of relatives, Yao Chuxi took Lu Jinchang to the room on the second floor, quickly closed the door, found a movie from his mobile phone, and put it in front of Lu Jinchang.
This is a Japanese GV for women. It is different from those calcium tablets that take off their clothes and stew meat as soon as it comes up. It is more plot-oriented.
It is about two boys over flowers who meet on a vacation trip and start a summer romance on the trip.
The film adopts a step-by-step shooting method. After more than ten minutes of plot preparation, the two talents began to move from the outdoors to the hotel room, sat on the bed, began to kiss slowly, touched each other's bodies, and helped each other to relax. Open the belt and prepare to fuck each other......
Suddenly, with a bang, Yao Chuxi was hit hard on the back of the head.
He immediately screamed in pain, and before he could turn around to look around, the person who filmed him snatched Yao Chuxi's cell phone, and deleted the film directly, too lazy to talk nonsense with him.
Yao Chuxi covered the back of the head being slapped, looked at Yao Jing in pain, and complained to him: "Uncle, why did you come in without making a sound, and didn't even knock on the door, is it impolite?!"
"This is my home, do I need to knock on the door when I come in?!" Yao Jing glanced at him coldly, and threw the phone back after deleting the video.
Then he said: "I think you want to share some of the firepower for me during the Chinese New Year this year, right? But before sharing the firepower, you have to prepare the set of arguments for coming out to your dad."
Yao Chuxi quickly explained: "Uncle, don't get me wrong, my roommate sent it to me, I'm just curious to see it!"
Yao Jing gave him a "I'm just listening" look.
Yao Chuxi really felt at a loss for words at this moment, Yao Zhiwen suddenly shouted from downstairs: "Yao Chuxi, where did you go, you brat?! Hurry up and go home with me!"
It was too late to continue to clarify, Yao Chuxi had no choice but to give up, thanked Lu Jinchang for the gift again before leaving, turned around and ran downstairs.
After watching Yao Chuxi leave, Lu Jinchang looked at Yao Jing with dissatisfaction: "Why did you suddenly come to interrupt us, I haven't finished watching the movie just now!"
"What's so interesting about this." Yao Jing poked hard on his forehead, "Hurry up and delete everything you saw just now from your low-end brain."
This little Jiangzhi's brain capacity is not enough, and he dared to put some yellow waste in it, the recovery is really far away.
Lu Jin often complained: "I only saw a kiss, and I didn't see anything after that!".
"It's fine if you don't see it." In order to quickly distract the kid, Yao Jing asked him, "Would you like to visit my previous room?"
This trick was really effective, Lu Jinchang immediately forgot what happened just now, and shouted loudly: "I want it!"
After finishing speaking, he followed Yao Jing and left.
Since moving out of the house five years ago, Yao Jing's room has remained the same.
Sometimes he would go home to have dinner with Yao Haijun, and he would also stay overnight by the way.
Lu Jin is often like a dog exploring everywhere, curiously circling Yao Jing's room again and again.
"May I take a look at your wardrobe?" He asked Yao Jing.
"See for yourself."
Lu Jin often walked over to open the cabinet door. The clothes in the cabinet hadn't been updated since five years ago.
Yao Jing's dressing style at that time was also slightly different from now.
At that time, his personality was more flamboyant, and the colors he chose to dress were brighter, which was more in line with Lu Jinchang's current taste.
Among them was a very fancy "Dragon Ball" co-branded sweater. Lu Jinchang liked it very much after seeing it. He reached out and took it off the hanger, and compared it to his chest and looked at it in the mirror again and again.
Seeing that he couldn't put it down, Yao Jing said, "If you like it, take it."
After hearing this, Lu Jinchang was overjoyed immediately, and quickly put on the sweater and tried it on.
The size of the clothes was a little too big, but he liked the tight fit and didn't mind, so he decided to wear it back tonight.
Unintentionally, when Lu Jinchang reached into his pocket, he suddenly touched something.
When I took it out, it was a small rectangular box.
"Huh? What is this?"
Yao Jing looked over at Lu Jinchang's voice, and said in his heart: Damn it!
Before Lu Jinchang could see the words on the box clearly, Yao Jing took the lead and stretched out his hand to snatch the things away.
It was a box of condoms that had expired long ago, and even Yao Jing himself forgot when it was put in.
In retrospect, it seems that the last time I wore this dress was six or seven years ago.
"What is that? Show me quickly." Lu Jinchang asked curiously, wanting to reach out to take the box back.
It's not impossible to tell the truth, but Yao Jing felt that it was too troublesome to explain to Xiao Jiangzhi, and it was unnecessary.
He simply said nonsense, "It's just a box of bubble gum."
"You liar, I've never seen bubble gum in such a packaging."
Yao Jing continued to make up nonsense: "It's really bubble gum, look, it says banana flavor on it."
He covered the rest of the box with his hands, and only gave Lu Jinchang the part in the lower right corner.
It was exactly as Yao Jing said, with the words "Banana Flavor" printed on it.
Lu Jinchang stopped doubting and believed his words: "Is banana-flavored bubble gum delicious? I want to try it too."
"...It's expired long ago, you can't eat it."
"It's okay, you can leave the empty box to me, I will ask the boss which kind of bubblegum this is when I go to the convenience store next time."
"..."
This kid is really endless!
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