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Yao Jing's brain began to run at a high speed, constantly thinking about what action measures should be taken next.

As long as you think about it a little bit, this matter is actually very easy to understand.

If he were Lu Xun, when he came home one day and found his younger brother Jiangzhi taking a shower with another man in the bathroom, he would probably think that the other man was a pervert with impure motives, right?

Is there any way to make myself walk out of the bathroom in a dignified manner without being misunderstood by my brother?

After considering several options in just a few seconds, Yao Jing finally had to admit that the answer was none.

High-sounding fart!

Unless Lu Xun didn't show up, from the moment he went into the bathroom with Lu Jinchang to take a bath, he would never get rid of the suspicion.

Is it really just social death?

Yao Jing was 1 unwilling, he subconsciously turned his head and looked at the window next to him.

The window in the bathroom is pushed outward, a bit narrow, and there is no anti-theft net, but as long as you squeeze a little hard, you can barely get out.

This is the second floor, even if you jump down forcibly, you won't fall to your death.

Obviously, it was just a simple and honest confrontation, and a shower in the bathroom, but why did it look like catching rape.

Yao Jing himself felt very confused. Just when he was thinking about the escape route, Lu Jinchang suddenly opened his mouth and answered Lu Xun's question loudly: "Brother, I'm taking a bath, and..."

He just wanted to say that he was with Yao Jing, but the next second, Yao Jing covered his mouth.

Yao Jing glared at him, then lowered his voice to a minimum: "You have to keep my visit to your house a secret, don't tell your brother."

Lu Jinchang was very puzzled, and imitated Yao Jing's way of speaking, and asked in a low voice, "Why?"

Now that time is running out, Yao Jing has no time to say the reason, so he resorted to the usual way of buying people's hearts, and said to Lu Jinchang: "Recently, I saw a pair of Pikachu's co-branded sneakers on the Internet, and they are still limited editions. If you keep it a secret for me today If so, I will give you a pair back."

With the naked temptation in front of him, Lu Jin often compromised, and immediately stopped asking.

His big round eyes were shining brightly, and he nodded happily: "Okay, it's a deal!"

After finishing Lu Jinchang, Yao Jing acted immediately.

After washing off the foam on his body as quickly as possible, and drying his body, he put on Lu Xun's change of clothes, came to the window, and poked his head out of the window to observe the terrain.

There is a water pipe next to the window, and you can climb down the water pipe to reach the first floor.

When he was studying in the past, in order to hide from his father and sneak out in the middle of the night, things like climbing windows and walls were commonplace for Yao Jing.

There is a piece of lawn directly below the window, which is a good landing spot. The only problem is that there are a group of loud and gossiping old men and women gathered there.

If he really wants to climb down from here, he will definitely become the focus of the audience, and people may have to call the police and post a video of him on the Internet.

Wouldn't it be better to die in front of one person than in front of a group of people?

Anyway, it is not a candidate.

Seeing Yao Jing close the window silently and turn around again, Lu Jin often asked him: "Aren't you leaving? Then can I still have my Pikachu sneakers?"

Yao Jing is not in the mood to talk at all now.

Lu Jinchang thought about it, and decided to forget it: "Climbing down from here is actually quite dangerous. If you fall down, it will be troublesome. I still don't want Pikachu sneakers."

Xiao Jiangzhi is quite sensible, but it's a pity that the occasion of speaking is wrong, and the words of concern are greatly discounted.

Ten minutes later, Yao Jing was wearing the clothes that Lu Jinchang borrowed from his brother without authorization, and sat on the sofa in the living room of Lu's house, looking at Lu Xun.

Lu Xun didn't speak, and Yao Jing also remained silent, and the atmosphere was once a little awkwardly quiet.

Lu Xun saw that the tea in Yao Jing's cup was almost finished, so he refilled it: "Mr. Yao, please drink tea."

Yao Jing: "Thank you, Mr. Lu, you're welcome, I'll just do it myself."

Lu Xun: "Wherever you are, you are a guest, and the host should not greet guests.

"I didn't expect Mr. Yao to come to Shanghai. He not only took a bath with Lu Lu in the bathroom of my house, but also wore my clothes. To be honest, I was really surprised when I saw you just now."

Yao Jing: "..."

As soon as I heard it, I knew that Lu Xun said that on purpose, but what he was telling was the truth. Yao Jing was not easy to refute. I am afraid that the more he explained, the more Lu Xun felt that he was covering up.

Lu Jinchang, who was sitting next to him, didn't realize that something was wrong with the atmosphere. He took the initiative to explain to his brother on Yao Jing's behalf: "Brother, Yao Jing's company came to Shanghai for a tour. Today he came here to see me. We went boating in the park together just now. I accidentally fell into the lake and wet my clothes, so we came back to take a shower together, you see, he also bought me a lot of delicious food."

Lu Jinchang said excitedly, and showed Lu Xun the big bag of things that Yao Jing bought for him.

Lu Xun glanced at it, just smiled, and said to his younger brother: "Aren't your clothes all wet? Hurry up and wash them now."

"If you don't tell me, I almost forgot, let's go!" Lu Jinchang got up from the sofa, turned around and ran into the bathroom.

Yao Jing cleared his throat: "Cough...Mr. Lu, the matter is just as Lu Lu said just now, I hope you don't misunderstand."

Lu Xun smiled again: "You don't have to be nervous, this situation is indeed easy to be misunderstood, but since my brother said so, I naturally believe him.

"Besides, you're just taking a bath in the bathroom, there's nothing shameful about it, right?"

Yao Jing: "..."

Lu Xun: "If it's me, I can't do it. I'm too thin-skinned. If this kind of thing happened in someone else's house, I'm afraid I would have jumped out of the window and escaped. After all, it's really embarrassing to be the person involved."

This sentence is changed a little, the general idea is: you have a thick skin.

Yao Jing: "..."

Lu Xun added: "However, on the lawn downstairs of my house, there are many grandpas and aunts meeting there every day to chat and gossip. If someone really climbs through the window, maybe they will call the police, and I'm afraid it will be even worse."

Can this Lu Xun read minds? !How do you know everything?

Every word he said sounded very peaceful, but in fact he had been repeatedly whipping Yao Jing to death.

Yao Jing wanted to grind his teeth when he heard this, and he replied with a fake smile: "Do things frankly and have a clear conscience, so why worry about other people's opinions, you see Lu Lu is quite frank."

Lu Xun nodded: "My brother is too frank, sometimes it is unavoidable to be worrying, sometimes someone gives something delicious and fun, and it is easily sold, which makes me a headache."

Lu Xunming seemed to be talking about something else, but he was actually cueing himself.

Yao Jing thought, this is not going to let him go, is it? !

Yao Jing: "Actually, Lu Lu is not stupid, maybe sometimes you worry too much."

Lu Xun glanced at him lightly: "You have never been a parent, so you may not understand some things."

don't know?Why doesn't he understand?

Yao Jing was 1 dissatisfied, and was about to refute, when Lu Jinchang, who had just finished washing his clothes, ran back to the living room and interrupted the conversation between the two.

"Yao Jing, let's go, I'll take you to my room for a tour!"

After Lu Jinchang finished speaking, he couldn't wait to pull Yao Jing and lead him into his room.

After entering the room, Lu Jinchang glanced at Lu Xun who was sitting in the living room, then turned to Yao Jing and said, "My brother and I are going out to eat sushi together tonight, you should come quickly too."

After being cueed by Lu Xunming in secret just now, Yao Jing is not in a good mood now: "You are having dinner with your brother, why should I come? No."

"Let's come together." Lu Jin often couldn't persuade Yao Jing, so he had to tell him the reason frankly.

"Today is my brother's birthday. He used to celebrate my birthday every year, but he himself is always busy with work, either working overtime or on business trips. I have no chance to celebrate his birthday. It's rare to meet him today. At home, I want to congratulate him, one more person, one more excitement."

"You want to have fun?"

Lu Jinchang nodded: "Of course, it's better to have a more lively atmosphere for birthday celebrations. Unfortunately, my brother's good friends are not in Shanghai now."

Yao Jing rubbed his chin, thought for a while, and said, "You want to celebrate him with excitement, it's not easy, I have an idea here, do you want to listen to it?"

There are quite a lot of people in Haidilao during the meal time. Yao Jing and the others had made a queue before they went. Now they arrived at the store and were seated quickly.

Lu Xun seemed to have really forgotten that today is his birthday. He smiled and asked Lu Jinchang, "Didn't you say you were going to eat sushi in the morning? Why did you think of eating Haidilao again?"

Guiltily, Lu Jinchang lowered his head to sip the sour plum juice in the cup, and said, "Didn't Yao Jing come out to eat with us today? I think it's better to go to a lively place."

This kid can't lie, Yao Jing was afraid that if he continued speaking, his purpose would be exposed, so he came to interject: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, I'm really bothering you today."

Lu Xun's tone was still calm: "It's okay, you finally came to Shanghai, like today I still have the chance to have dinner with Lu Lu, I'm afraid there won't be many in the future."

Yao Jing chuckled: "I'll get the seasoning first."

"I'll go too." Lu Jinchang stood up with him, "Brother, what seasoning do you want? I'll get it for you."

Lu Xun only said: "Whatever."

When the two came to the seasoning area, Lu Jin often asked Yao Jing: "What should I do next?"

Yao Jing stopped a passing waiter: "I'm sorry, we happen to have a friend celebrating his birthday today, can I trouble you to come over and help him celebrate later, and mention the atmosphere?"

Lu Jin often rushed to talk: "It's my brother's birthday!"

The waiter nodded with a friendly smile: "Of course no problem, by the way, sir, do you have any cakes?"

Lu Jinchang rushed to talk again: "Yes, yes! I ordered online in advance, and the delivery man is almost at the door of the store."

The two of them and the waiter briefly planned the birthday celebration process for the meeting. After confirming, they returned to their seats with the prepared condiments, and started eating with a calm expression as if nothing had happened.

Yao Jing and Lu Xun had nothing in common to talk about. During the meal, Lu Jin was always there most of the time, talking non-stop.

Halfway through the hot pot, Lu Xun received a call, probably about work, and he walked out of the store with his mobile phone to chat.

Yao Jing guessed that it was almost time, so he raised his hand to call the waiter over.

After prior communication, the clerk already knew that they were going to celebrate someone else's birthday today, so he took the initiative to ask: "Hello, can I serve the cake?"

Lu Jinchang nodded: "After my brother comes back from the phone call, you can come over."

He wanted to give Lu Xun a birthday full of people, so he asked the clerk: "Can you bring a few more people over here later? The more the better."

Waiter: "No problem, I'll let all the colleagues who are free come over, what do you think?"

Lu Jinchang was very satisfied: "All of us will sing birthday song to him later! Sing louder!"

After speaking, he turned to look at Yao Jing: "What do you think?"

"Okay." Yao Jing replied nonchalantly, he pointed to a place a little further away from the seat, "I'll go over there later."

"Why? Won't you sing Happy Birthday with us?"

"I have to help you take a video." Yao Jing looked for a reasonable and sufficient excuse for himself to stay away from the death scene, "I will take a nice close-up of your brother later."

After Lu Jinchang raised his head and thought for two seconds, he was very grateful: "Then please."

When Lu Xun came back from the phone call, he found that Yao Jing was not in his seat, so he casually asked Lu Jinchang, "Where did he go?"

"I went to the toilet." Lu Jinchang said according to the excuse he made up just now.

Lu Xun had no doubts at all, he picked up the bowls and chopsticks, ready to start again.

The meatballs that were put down before should be cooked by now.

He had just picked up a hand-made beef ball from the pot and put it into the bowl when he suddenly heard a burst of music behind him.

A waiter walked over here pushing a cart, and there was a birthday cake with lit candles on the cart.

In response to Lu Jinchang's request, at this moment, almost all the waiters who were free in the store gathered here and gathered around their tables.

Some were carrying audio equipment, and some were holding large colorful light signs with the words "Happy 30th Birthday to Brother" written on it.

Lu Jin often saw Lu Xun's dazed expression, and felt complacent about the surprise he had prepared for him.

Lu Jin often took the megaphone from the waiter, as if he was afraid that the people around would not know that his brother had his birthday today, and shouted loudly: "Brother, happy birthday!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Jinchang and the waiters around happily followed the rhythm and sang Haidilao's classic "Birthday Blessing Song".

"Say Bye~Bye to all troubles, Hi~Hi to all happiness

"Happy birthday dear dear, every day is wonderful!"

......

At this moment, except for the birthday party, everyone in the store seemed very happy, especially Yao Jing who was hiding away from the battlefield to record the video, and he was in the most comfortable mood.