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Tang Erda was tossed until the highlights in his eyes gradually lost.

Originally, there was still a bone setting to be done, but the bone setting teacher said that Tang Erda's bone position was already very straight, there was no need to do it again, it would be overkill, so Mu Ke gave up regretfully - I heard that this is also very painful to do .

In order to save time, Mu Ke requires many things to be done at the same time as much as possible. For example, when doing hair now, Tang Erda is still trimming eyebrows and stretching facial muscles.

The one who trimmed the eyebrows was a delicate-looking, petite male makeup artist. In order to put Tang Erda in a lying down position with his hair, he almost half-ridden on Tang Erda's body. The more he trimmed, the redder his face became. He couldn't even hold the eyebrow trimming knife steadily, and his eyes couldn't help aiming at Tang Er's chest and abdominal muscles, and the speed of eyebrow trimming became slower and slower.

Captain Tang, who was lying down, knew nothing about this. He was washing his hair with his eyes closed.

Tang Erda, who has devoted all his life to games and the heresy handling bureau, is not aware that these places may be high-incidence areas for gays. His cognition is still at the level that men who like men are a very small group, and he has not found out The gay man was beside him.

Bai Liu who was sitting on the sofa next to him casually flipping through magazines glanced at this scene, and smiled slightly.

Liu Jiayi, who put on the goggles, noticed Bai Liu's subtle expression, followed his gaze, and could not hold back the corners of her mouth twitching twice.

Bai Liu put down the magazine, got up gracefully and sat beside Tang Erda, raised her eyes and glanced lightly at the male makeup artist.

As if sensing some kind of warning in Bai Liu's eyes, the male make-up artist hastily accelerated the speed of eyebrow trimming, and ran away in a panic after trimming.

Liu Jiayi followed, and couldn't help sticking to Bai Liu's side and complaining in a low voice: "Why did you come here to swear your sovereignty to protect him? Wouldn't it be good to let this stupid guy be bullied and bullied?"

Bai Liu looked at Tang Erda who sat up after washing his hair, turned sideways and lowered his voice: "I don't like to see my private property being taken advantage of by others."

"Especially when this kind of behavior can't gain more benefits for me."

Bai Liu raised her hand and patted Liu Jiayi's head reassuringly: "If you are bullied by someone, I will be very angry too."

Liu Jiayi choked back all the words that were full of her stomach, and turned her face away from looking at Bai Liu - she was actually a little depressed because of Bai Liu's attitude towards Tang Er.

This man gave her a shot, and she still remembers it.

"Then what if I want to bully him?" Liu Jiayi asked fiercely.

Bai Liu smiled: "It's up to you, I don't mind my property being swallowed up by each other, as long as you don't hurt each other too much and reduce the total value of my property."

Liu Jiayi felt better now, and looked up at Tang Er, ready to find a place to strike, but was stunned for a moment when she saw Tang Er's front.

Bai Liu raised her eyebrows, leaned close to Liu Jiayi's ear and asked in a low voice: "In the process of bullying him, try not to damage his face, it looks very valuable."

Tang Erda has been completely taken care of, and now he is standing up uncomfortably, touching the back of his neck here, touching his chin there, and then looking at Liu Jiayi and Bai Liu who were silent, feeling more and more embarrassed.

He pursed his lips, and reluctantly put on a captain's majestic air: "I just said that these are useless efforts on me, and will not increase the attractiveness to the audience..."

"No." Bai Liu glanced at Tang Er with haunting eyes, and the faint smile on his face deepened, "At least from the aesthetic point of view, your attractiveness to me has increased."

The make-up artist just trimmed Tang Erda's eyebrows very low, and simply trimmed the sideburns on both sides, which made Tang Erda's clear face and those blue eyes that couldn't conceal his aggression stand out.

His bone shape is sharp and angular, the expression on his face is stern and straight, he is tall, his shoulders are wide and his waist is tight, and his body is ready to go at any time, which makes him look indescribably dangerous and abstinent.

Liu Jiayi circled Tang Er for a while, and then had to admit in frustration - this guy is the one that the audience will like in terms of appearance.

Tang Erda was able to break through the siege of many star players and win the [Gold Medal to Avoid Death]. In addition to his own excellent strength, the superior external conditions also added a lot of support to him.

Of course he didn't notice this himself.

In other words, Tang Erda himself has no clear understanding of the appearance of human beings because he has been mixed with heretical monsters for a long time.

He felt that he was average in appearance, and Su Chao's gentle and friendly appearance was the most attractive.

Captain Tang, who is not familiar with the aesthetic diversity of today's human society, saw Bai Liu smiling and praising him, and his first reaction was that this person was playing tricks on him again.

So Captain Tang became more and more uncomfortable, his eyebrows were lowered extremely, his expression even showed a little sternness, and he raised his hand to mess up the hairstyle he just made: "It's useless to say what I said! Don't use such force on me! "

The make-up artist next to him saw that Tang Erda was going to ruin the look, so he screamed anxiously and hung it on Tang Erda's arm, shouting loudly: "I won't allow you to insult yourself like this! You're so handsome! If you choose two sets Wear better clothes, and the scouts who are looking for you can line up at the door of my shop!"

"If you debut..." He restrainedly stroked Tang Erda's strong arm, his face flushed, "I must be your wife fan."

what? ? ?

Tang Er, who had only heard of wife cakes but not wife fans, pulled his arm from the make-up artist with question marks all over his head.

Bai Liu looked away: "Go and choose two sets of clothes that suit him."

"Is a custom-made shop available?" Mu Ke asked, "I have two familiar tailor-made clothing shops, otherwise it is not easy for him to buy clothes in ordinary shops."

"Yes." Bai Liu raised the phone, "I'll inform Mu Sicheng to change places."

Inside the tailor-made clothing store.

The shop's house number is a string of French that Bai Liu can't understand, and most of the people working there are foreigners, but Mu Ke can communicate with these people in fluent French, so Bai Liu puts his hands aside and sits by to watch the show.

I have to say that Mu Ke is really far-sighted. Tang Erda's height measured by the tailor is 1.9 meters. It is indeed difficult to choose men's clothing suitable for this guy except in sports shops.

Even in the clothing store, Tang Erda's clothes were not a good choice. The bearded tailor waved at Mu Ke in embarrassment. Mu Ke seemed to insist on measuring the complete body measurement data before drawing conclusions.

So Tang Erda was called into the inner circle of a white cloth curtain, took off his shirt to measure his measurements, and Bai Liu and Mu Ke followed him in to choose clothes for him as a reference.

Liu Jiayi was forced to stay outside.

At this time, Mu Sicheng also came. After learning the cause and effect from Liu Jiayi, he rolled up his sleeves without saying a word, and walked in with a malicious smile on his face.

Is there a better fucking moment to take revenge on this idiot Captain Tang? !

When he sees Tang Erda stripped naked, he must humiliate his figure!Said that the other party doesn't look good in anything!

With that scruffy look who slept on the street for half a year, what kind of handsome guy can he be with a mere Tang Erdo?

Mu Sicheng didn't believe it, at least he didn't believe that Tang Erda was more handsome than the youthful and beautiful him, so he simply tidied his hair, opened the curtain proudly, and walked in.

Tang Erda, who was naked from the upper body, opened his eyelids and looked over with unkind eyes.

His old uniform was stripped off and piled up on his waist. From his chest to his back, there were old and small wounds, and there were many gunshot wounds. His muscles were completely tense because of the loss of protective layer, stretching all the way from his back to his back. In the middle of the waist, the smooth and undulating arc has an incredible sense of strength.

Neat and neat short hair, clear and clean face, with unavoidable aggressive blue eyes staring straight at the person who opened the curtain, after confirming that this person is a harmless teammate, he coldly said goodbye Over the face, he stretched out his hand to measure the length of the tailor's hand.

These not-so-simple scars frightened the tailor who measured Tang Er's size, and measured him carefully, not daring to show his breath.

Mu Sicheng lowered the curtain expressionlessly, then raised his head and beat his chest silently and howled for a second or two.

One face-to-face and he loses! !Oh shit! !looks so cool! !Good figure! !

Mu Sicheng hesitated for two seconds, gritted his teeth, and took off his sportswear jacket again, refusing to admit defeat, planning to go in with just a T-shirt.

Damn, he can be regarded as a sportsman, and his figure is not bad!

Liu Jiayi, who has seen through everything, showed pity: "You can't beat Tang Er. His chest muscles are bigger than yours. I can see that his bust should be more than 110."

At the same time, Mu Ke's forbearing confirmation came from the curtain: "Bust 115, is that much? Are you sure that his bust is normal, and there is no problem like overdevelopment?"

The tailor replied in broken Chinese: "Very, standard, prefect!"

Mu Ke, whose bust is only in his early nineties: "..."

Mu Sicheng, whose bust is less than [-]: "..."

Lose, lose!

Mu Sicheng silently put on the sportswear jacket that he had taken off, and also closed the zipper that had been open all the time, so as not to expose his upper circumference to the possibility of being compared. After adjusting his expression, he opened the curtain again and walked away. went in.

Tang Erda was getting dressed, and he was very unaccustomed to letting others approach so unsuspectingly, so after being forced to measure by Bai Liu, his face was very ugly now, and his tone became serious: "Do you want to continue measuring? "

"No!" The tailor waved his hand excitedly. He compared the shape of Bitang Erda's chest, waist and abdomen, and buttocks with gestures. He gave him a thumbs up and praised him in English with a strange accent. "—beautiful!"

Tang Erda distanced himself from the tailor with a tense expression.

On the contrary, Mu Sicheng and Mu Ke next to each other had unconcealable jealousy on their faces. They stared at Tang Erda's chest for a while, and then looked down at their own chest lonely.

Mu Sicheng also raised his hand to compare his chest, then enlarged it by about 5 centimeters and compared it again, feeling more and more sad and indignant - he is cool and handsome and has such a big chest, so he showed it earlier!Hiding and hiding is to keep humiliating me until now, isn't it!

After measuring Tang Erda's circumference, the tailor explained a few words to Mu Ke, and then propped his chin to examine Tang Erda from the sidelines, which made Tang Erda's skin crawl.

Mu Ke translated to Bai Liu: "He just asked me about Tang Erda's occupation. Generally speaking, except for models, few people have such standard measurements at this height. I explained that Tang Erda has undergone professional military training, but now Already retired."

"So he recommended uniforms for us." Mu Ke explained, "There are strict regulations on real military and police uniforms, and you can't dress casually, but there are related styles that you can try on."

Just as he was talking, the tailor took a dark gray uniform from the hanger, handed it to Tang Er, and asked him to take it in for a try.

After a minute or two, Tang Er, who was dressed, typed out.

His shoulders are very broad, and the straight shirt that cinches the inner style is well supported.

Compared with Bailiu's social animal shirt, this shirt looks more slim. Above the chest is a black double-breasted vest, and there are black straps on the shoulders that expand the shoulders. They are tied from the back of the shoulder blades down to the abdomen. waist.

The trousers were relatively wide at the waist, but were tightly gathered, and were fitted around the hips, with a dark leather pistol holster tucked on the back waist.

The tailor nodded in satisfaction, then turned to Mu Ke and said a few words.

Mu Ke translated: "He said that this is a reference to the uniform of the FBI, which is very suitable for Tang Erda who has been trained and has a standard figure."

Tang Erda was still straightening his neckline, he didn't seem to get used to the clothes that wrapped him too tightly, his brows were tightly frowned.

"How is it?" Bai Liu asked, "Will wearing this dress affect your operation?"

Tang Er hesitated for two seconds, he raised his arm and gave an honest answer: "No."

"Then this one." Bai Liu made a decision, "Pack it up and continue shopping for other things."

47 minutes later,

Tang Erda, who had finished shopping for accessories such as ties, clips, leather shoes, socks, and other accessories, was standing in Bailiu's small rental house with a cold face, carrying pockets of all sizes. He raised his eyebrows and raised his hand to undo the two buttons of his shirt—it was too tight. No, he's not very used to this dress.

Bai Liu in the room was calling the leader: "Well, Mu Ke is here, come and pick him up."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Liu called Xiang Chunhua and his wife: "Jiayi is here, come and pick her up."

After closing the phone, Bai Liu turned to look at Mu Sicheng: "Can you go back by yourself?"

Mu Sicheng nodded.

After dealing with the whereabouts of all the team members, Bai Liu turned to face them: "Because we are fortunate to have Captain Tang's strong support, registration is no longer a problem, and we have more time to plan reasonably."

Bai Liu's eyes matched those of Tang Er who was standing at the end: "Captain Tang told me that apart from training, the rest of the team members is equally important. It's almost eleven o'clock at noon, so go back and rest for an afternoon, tidy up your appearance, At 05:30 in the afternoon, we will gather at the hot pot restaurant in front of my house, I invite everyone to have a hot pot meal, log in to the game at 06:30, and officially start the league training, do you have any comments?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"OK." Bai Liu nodded, just about to continue talking, at the same time, his doorbell rang.

Tang Er, who was standing at the end, turned around to open the door. As soon as he opened the door, the leader who came frantically after receiving a call outside the door was startled.

Tang Er hits too high, it's all secondary, the uniform on his body is messed up by himself, and the hairstyle he just finished has been loosened because of discomfort, and he even washed it .

The open neckline can still faintly see a few cut scars, and the body exudes a smell of shampoo that just took a shower (actually shampoo), and the tail of the hair is flowing down——

—looked wild, like he just rolled around in bed.

Because Bai Liu inside was still explaining things, Tang Erda blocked the leader from the door and looked down at him from a high position: "What's the matter?"

The leader huddled tremblingly and looked up at him. Tang Er's overwhelming momentum made him stutter: "I, I'm here to find Mu Ke."

"Wait a little longer." Tang Erda said, "Bai Liu is still inside with him..." Explain the matter.

The leader interrupted Tang Erda's words inconceivably, and blurted out: "Bai Liu hasn't finished yet?! Haven't you already finished with Bai Liu?"

——You are such a fucking big man, you still haven't finished Bai Liu's affairs? !

Although this statement sounds a bit strange, Tang Erda couldn't tell what was wrong, he just frowned and explained: "Bai Liu just dealt with me well, but he hasn't dealt with the other two people well."

Liu Jiayi's affairs can basically be handled by herself, so Bai Liu doesn't have to worry about it.

The leader leaned against the wall dizzily to stand still, and he asked in a trembling voice: "Inside, Bai Liu is still in front of you, continuing to deal with the other two people?!"

Is this shit a human thing? !

Let one of his lovers come out to help him receive guests, and he continues to deal with other people inside? !

Tang Er frowned and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

Being questioned by Tang Er, the leader shook his body and managed to stand still. His eyes swept over the scar on Tang Er's neckline, and he asked in a strange way: "These injuries on your body are not caused by Bai Liu, right?"

Tang Erda's expression changed, he quickly tightened his neckline, grabbed the leader's hands and cut them behind him, pushed the leader against the wall and asked him coldly: "How do you know?! You've played games too?!"

"I'm not going to play such a dirty and evil game with Bai Liu!!" The leader roared angrily, "Let me go!"

Is the jealousy of these men in Bailiu so terrible!It's just that it seems that after playing games with Bai Liu, it feels like arresting him and killing him!

Just when the leader was beaten to death by Tang Er, Bai Liu pushed open the door, raised his chin slightly to signal Tang Er to let go: "He is not a player, let him go."

Only then did Tang Er let go, and he backed away suspiciously.

The leader pulled away from him in fear, and he looked at Bai Liu who pushed the door open, his pupils trembled again.

In just one day, Bai Liu became emaciated a lot, her face was pale, her eyes were black and blue, as if she had been on drugs all day and night.

The leader stepped forward to take Mu Ke away. Before he left, he glanced back at Bai Liu's open neckline. In the same position as Tang Erda, there was also a small round wound on Bai Liu's neck—similar to the wound caused by a cigarette butt. .

But when the leader came to pick up Mu Ke yesterday, he didn't see Bai Liu's wound.

It's only been one night, how fucking intense it was!

The leader grabbed Mu Ke's hand in shock and fled quickly.

When He Muke went outside, the leader couldn't bear to gossip: "Did Bai Liu burn his neck with a cigarette butt by the man at the door while he was playing a game?"

Mu Ke asked in horror: "How do you know?!"

The leader took out a cigarette in a vicissitudes of life and lit it, looked leisurely into the distance, and let out a mouthful of smoke rings melancholy: "My eyes have already seen through too much filth in this world..."

The author has something to say:

coming!

Some readers asked if the appearance can be changed at will in the game. Here is a unified reply, it is possible, but it costs money. The more advanced the appearance change, the more money it costs, and there are props in the game that can see through these appearance changes, so If you want to become a star player, you can't fake business, otherwise the audience won't buy it