I'm a god in the infinite game

Bai Liu and Spade looked at each other through the window for a while, and just as he was about to turn around and go down to catch the spade, he saw Spade quickly climb up the lamp post two or three times, exerting strength from the waist above the street lamp, and jumping, He firmly grasped the anti-theft bar in front of Bai Liu's window, stepped on the wall with one foot, and leaned in front of Bai Liu, staring straight at him.

Bai Liu: "..."

From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the street lamp that was jumped by spades and kicked to the bent lamp post, and his gaze paused subtly.

... Logically speaking, when all players log in to reality, the physical fitness of the panel in the game will follow, that is, it will be cut into the normal human category, but spades Is this guy's strength still? So...

unreasonable.

Wouldn't this be the effect after cutting?

Bai Liu rarely felt a sense of crisis under Spade's direct and aggressive gaze. He opened his mouth, he just thought? Say you go down, I'll go downstairs to pick you up, and he saw Spade easily I broke open the protective fence that Mu Ke had just installed this afternoon, got in between the two iron rods, pushed open the locked window (yes, another lock was broken here), and spades As soon as one foot stepped into Bai Liu's house, the upper body eagerly leaned in and hugged Bai Liu tightly.

Bai Liu was thrown forward by Spade's strength and took a few steps back, and finally fell down on the sofa together with the two of them.

He had already drank some wine at night, but he felt dizzy when he was hit by spades so firmly, and he felt like he couldn't catch his breath.

"You get up first." Bai Liu tried to calmly back away from Spade, who buried his head in his neck and began to rub, and when he pushed it halfway, his eyelids twitched, and he said coldly, "No? Kiss me!"

Spades paused for a moment, and he slowly rubbed down?

Bai Liu's temples twitched wildly, he took a deep breath: "Not even allowed to bite."

"But I really want you." Spade hugged her tightly, his legs pressed against Bai Liu's body, making Bai Liu unable to move. "I can come to you now, why not? Can I kiss you?"

Bai Liu: "..."

What is it? Who taught Spades the social etiquette of human beings? You can go to each other's house and kiss each other?

"Get up first." Bai Liu ordered in a cold tone, did you find this trick? Why does it work, the spade is still pressing? After him, Bai Liu paused, and changed his words, "Get up and I will reward you."

Spade sat up quickly, staring straight at Bai Liu.

Bai Liu: "..."

Bai Liu lowered her eyes, knelt up and kissed Spade's eyelids lightly.

"Okay." Bai Liu sat back on the sofa. He held down the spade that he still wanted to get over. Suddenly, he didn't know why. He smiled very lightly and asked softly, "Why do you want to kiss me?"

"I'm qualified." Spade looked at him, "I can kiss you now."

——When Bai Liu said he was qualified last time, he kissed him, so? With Spades, the logic turned into? As long as he is qualified, he can always kiss Bai Liu.

"No? Yes? You are qualified, so you can kiss me." Bai Liu slowly let go of Spade's hand, and he shrank his feet on the sofa, hugging his hands, and resting his head On the knees, a pair of black eyes that are somewhat drunk and watery contain many emotions that spades can't understand, and the words are very light, but with a smile:

"Yes? Because I like you, so I allow you to kiss me."

Spades paused, and he asked back, "I like it, is it? What?"

"Like? It's probably... a feeling that is not cost-effective." Bai Liu lowered his eyes, and he explained to Spade in a very calm tone, "Usually it happens between people, accompanied by the stimulation of? dopamine and? hormones. Secretion makes people temporarily lose their minds, lose control, and forget to weigh the gains and losses."

"Overall, not a good thing."

Spade quickly said: "Then you don't? Maybe you like me."

After a while, he added blankly: "Neither? Maybe you like others."

Bai Liu was quiet for a while: "I won't do things that are not beneficial to me, so it is profitable for me to like you."

Spades asked, "Then what do you want me to do?"

Bai Liu slowly raised his eyes. He looked at the spades, and suddenly smiled: "I hope you can help me eat the cute ones that are about to expire."

Spades slowly: "?"

Bai Liu got up and picked up the cuter one, and handed it to him: "That's it? This."

It should be that Muke's butler was in a hurry when he was helping Bai Liu to fill the refrigerator. After buying all the expensive ice cream nearby, the one he threw in in a hurry was much cuter, but unfortunately Well, this cutie is about to expire.

Bai Liu has always been so lucky. Most of the cute purchases are on the expiry date, so he was not surprised when he saw that the expiry date was only one day away.

Spades took it from Bai Liu's hands, and he looked at Bai Liu, and asked seriously: "As long as I help you eat the cuter ones that are about to expire every time, you can always like me, right? ?"

Bai Liu also looked at Spade, he was silent for a long time, and then said: "Every time, yes."

Spade's eyes sharpened, and he opened his mouth to bite down. Bai Liu's eyes quickly reached out and caught Spade's teeth. He said calmly, "You haven't torn off the wrapping paper yet."

In the end, with the help of Bai Liu, Spade took two or three bites, swiftly and fiercely, with an aura of wanting to kill the cutie, and ate the cutie that was about to expire.

Then it got on himself and Bai Liu.

Before Bai Liu went to take a bath, he gave Spade a generalization about basic electrical appliances and common sense of safety, such as don't touch the socket, don't eat something with a hard taste, such as a coffee table - although it seems that this guy is so solid , should not? Nothing will happen, but just in case.

He has only one lizard that can help destroy the cuter lizards.

Bai Liu is responsible for cherishing lizards.

Then Bai Liu was going to call Lu Yizhan and ask about Spade's situation in reality—this lizard was too skinny, Bai Liu was almost dazzled, and Spade was already curious when he turned around I gnawed off the four corners of the tea table.

Not to mention, it is quite square and artistic.

After Bai Liu ruthlessly pulled out the four corners of the coffee table from Spade's mouth, Bai Liu felt that he must take a bath.

"Lu Yizhan." The moment the phone was connected, Bai Liu directly pointed out, "The spade is in my hand."

Lu Yizhan was confused and shocked: "...?! How much ransom do I have to pay before you release him?"

Bai Liu: "..."

Lu Yizhan quickly laughed: "Just kidding, I know where you are with spades."

"His situation is a bit strange." Bai Liu paused strangely, "He seems to be of the same physical quality in reality and in the game."

"That's right." Lu Yizhan was? No? Strange, "Spades are? Monsters. In reality and in the game, they are originally? A panel."

"Before this guy has been doing things with no effort, good? Curiosity is heavy, don't you dare to let him into reality, I'm afraid I won't be able to control him? He will overturn the sky all at once. During the test... This guy's grip strength is as high as 1 ton, isn't it? Control the strength and squeeze someone's hand? His wrist can be crushed, but now that you are here, he listens to you, so I dare to let him into reality."

"The condition of Spade's eyes has stabilized for the time being." Lu Yizhan sighed and asked, "He's with you now, is he? No? Yes? He's very good?"

Holding the phone, Bai Liu looked up slowly and glanced outside who was lying on the ground indifferently sniffing the cuter spades on the ground, Bai Liu quickly covered the phone receiver, and calmly warned: "Spades, no? You must lick the ground. If you lick the ground, you won’t be able to lick me.”

Spades snorted, and then asked, "But? There are so many cuter things on the ground."

"No? Don't worry about it." Bai Liu said coldly and cruelly, "It's been completely killed by you, and it will never be revived again."

——Bai Liu and Spade explained before that the expired cutie is something harmful to the human body, so Spade needs to help him solve it, don't you know why this guy interprets cutie as a monster, Start searching for the figure of Cutie all over the house, trying to brutally massacre the whole family of Cutie.

Then Bai Liu let go of the receiver, and Lu Yizhan on the opposite side was confused: "Why were you silent just now?"

"Is the signal okay?" Bai Liu asked calmly, "What did you just say?"

Lu Yizhan let out an oh, and said, "I'm asking you, isn't Spade quite obedient with you?"

Bai Liu replied nonchalantly: "It's okay."

Lu Yizhan felt relieved: "That's good? He has no common sense, and I'm afraid he will cause trouble."

Bai Liu said, "Then I'm going to take a shower."

"Okay?...No? Wait!" Lu Yizhan called Bai Liu in a panic, "I still have something to say? Tell me!"

Bai Liu asked: "What's the matter?"

Lu Yizhan began to hesitate: "Ah, this, this, that's it?..."

Bai Liu said coldly: "No? Say I'm dead."

Lu Yizhan's heart became ruthless, and he closed his eyes directly: "—that's? Spades and? Your matter!!"

Bai Liu paused for two seconds, then he came to his senses, and now it was Bai Liujing's turn to speak after a long time: "What do you want to say?"

"That's it? You have the physical fitness of a normal person in real life, aren't you? That panel in the game." Lu Yizhan blushed and explained quickly, "But spade is not? Yes? He is because he is "Monster, so in reality it's still the perverted panel in the game."

"He was transformed from a mermaid. His upper, lower, waist and legs are the strongest. That's why you two? What are you going to do? Well, just tell him to be gentle, otherwise he can break your bones. "

Bai Liu: "...Is there anything else you want to explain?"

Lu Yizhan sighed, and he said in embarrassment and despair: "What's more? In the early years, when I gave Spades a physiology course, when I took this part of the course, he couldn't understand human beings. With this part of knowledge, I still feel that I am a lizard, so I will give you the mating process of the lizard!"

"I was wrong! I knew it was? I was lazy, I wasn't? Right!"

"But the mating process of lizards is a bit barbaric." Lu Yizhan almost stuttered, "That's right, you have to bite the neck, tie the female's legs with the tail and so on, yourself..."

"Just the best? No? In reality..."

Bai Liu hung up the phone abruptly, his expression was still calm, but his breathing was a little short.

Then it's fine in reality - at that time, Bai Liu thought so rationally and calmly.

In order to calm himself down completely, Bai Liu decided to take a cold shower. He asked Spade to find a big pajamas for Spade, asked Spade to change the dirty clothes on his body, and then walked into the newly renovated bathroom. Time to take a shower.

Spades honestly changed clothes.

But unfortunately, Bai Liu thought spades were suitable, the pajamas were too big for him, or too small.

After Spade wore it, his ankles and belly button were strangled. Even if he lacked common sense, Spade knew that the dress was too small, so he took it off (and in the process of taking it off ripped off).

He has no clothes to wear, his previous clothes were thrown into the washing machine by Bai Liu as soon as they were replaced, and now Spade needs a dress.

He found a few white willow shirts and tried them on, but none of them fit, so these shirts died after being tried by spades—basically all of them had their shoulders and back center line collapsed.

Finally, Spade found a particularly large doll costume from a body bag.

Spade's eyes froze the moment he saw this doll costume, and his originally black eyes turned silvery blue the moment he saw this doll costume.

He tried it on, and the upper body fit just right, as if it was tailor-made for him—in fact, it was supposed to be a doll costume that looked too big to wear, but after Spade was upper body, It looks like ?pajamas?.

The moment this doll costume was put on, Spade seemed to be pulled by a subconscious mind, and he walked towards the bathroom where Bai Liu was taking a bath, completely uncontrollably.

——He vaguely remembered that this dress must be shown to Bai Liu, and he would be happy to see it.

Despite Bai Liu's repeated warnings not to open the door and come in while he was taking a shower, Spades still did so.

The strange feeling in Bai Liu's heart, whose lips were turned pale by the cold water, went down. When he saw Spade push the door open, his expression turned cold: "I don't? Yes? And? You say no? Come in ..."

Bai Liu's words stopped, and he looked at Spades with silver-blue eyes wearing that doll costume outside the door with a completely still expression.

Spade said: "I like you, Bai Liu."

Bai Liu stretched out her hand to wrap Spade's face, then pulled Spade into the bathroom, pushed Spade to the bathroom door, closed her eyes and kissed him.

When Spades, whose hair was soaked by the cold water, lowered his head and hugged him fiercely, bit the back of his neck, and pushed upwards vigorously, Bai Liu put his hands tremblingly on top of him. Two messy handprints were left on the frosted glass door of the bathroom that had just been installed.

The water in the shower head was very cold, and Spade's skin was supposed to be cold too, but at this moment, he didn't know why, and it was tightly attached to Bai Liu's back, making him shiver from the heat.

It turns out that the blood of lizards will become hot when they are so intense?

Bai Liu bit her lower lip, panting with the force of Spades and her eyes reddened tightly, her mind was completely in a trance.

At the moment when the back of his neck was bitten so painfully, Bai Liu raised his head with slack eyes, facing the shower head that was constantly sprinkling water, thinking:

Love this stuff...really? Totally uninhibited feelings for the price.