The e-sports god who was delayed by medicine is my ex-boyfriend

Yi Shen was inexplicably flustered, as if he had been caught cheating, he lowered his head, and said truthfully, "I didn't drink, I gave it to someone."

It's honest, Jiang Tongyan thought, the big deal is to buy a few more cups of porridge in the future, so that he can't finish it.

From the narrow gap between the desks between the two of them, the air slowly emerged, and a few lightning bolts rolled in the sky outside the window.

Yi Shen took out the math homework in his desk pocket. The porridge was bought for him, and he also took the favor. Whether to eat it or not, and who to eat it is his own business, right?

"I ate tofu nao in the morning..." Yi Shen tugged on the man's sleeve and explained to him: "And eating too much will make my stomach hurt, I really can't eat it anymore, it's a pity to throw it away..."

"Okay." Jiang Tongyan raised her head again, looked at Yi Shen for a few seconds, and then pulled away the sleeve he was gently pulling, "I won't buy it for you in the future, I don't know if you don't like it."

Yi Shen wanted to say something else, but seeing Jiang Tongyan turned his back away from the desk, he rolled his Adam's apple and said a calm "hmm".

End the conversation.

The other students didn't know what happened in the Shura field at the last table in the classroom, scratching their heads and faces, and then solved the trigonometric functions.

Li You didn't know anything about mathematics, physics and chemistry, so he leaned over and leaned on Han Zixing's elbow, and asked him the basic formula: "At the same table, the multiplication of sinαcosα is 1?"

Han Zixing: "..." You remember more about raising a parrot in math class than you do.

"Go to the book, there are all notes in the book, and you can memorize other formulas by the way."

Li You flipped through the textbook that was cleaner than his face: "...Why don't I read yours."

"But I didn't write it either." Han Zixing sighed and replied.

Li You: "..." He forgot that people at both ends of the food chain don't need to take notes.

In the end, Diduan Li fell under the pomegranate skirt of knowledge, he gritted his teeth, turned his head quickly, and asked Yi Shen to borrow a book.

Unexpectedly, Yi Shen turned faster than him. The test paper was placed on the corner of the table, and he sat by the chair, barely able to write a line.

Yi Shen has been maintaining this posture since just now - facing the wall, isolating Jiang Tongyan like everyone else.You don't want to talk to me, and I don't want to talk to you.

Li You looked suspiciously at the two of them back and forth. Is this... a fight?

The first division can't wait to be 800 meters away, as if the middle is not the [-]th parallel, but the Russian Karash River.

Are you at the same table?Touch the kind that kills on the spot.

Li You took a deep breath and asked, "That Yi Shen, have you memorized the notes in today's math class?"

"Huh?" Yi Shen frowned, "Math notes?"

Her ears were filled with the sound of the pen sliding on the paper, Jiang Tongyan was wearing earphones, gently tiptoed on the soles of her feet, and hummed silently, without feeling bored.

Suddenly something yellow and orange on the ground caught his eye, Jiang Tongyan lowered her legs, bent over, and fished with her left hand—they were two keys.

There is a small ///bear////□□ hanging on the bright silver metal ring. It looks old, and the red short T-shirt on the chest is worn out, but there is no dust on the honey pot, which is the easiest to collect dust.

Jiang Tongyan thought it was cute, so she lifted the glove on her finger and looked at the light.Probably some classmate nearby dropped it, right?Ask after class, don't disturb people's study.

"Don't touch my things!"

At some point, Yi Shen finished giving Li You the math book and looked over here.

There is no way to stop. The boy's roar disturbed the whole class. Everyone stopped writing and focused their attention on the last table.

Yi Shen rushed over suddenly, snatched the key ring from Jiang Tongyan's index finger, and pulled it away with considerable force, leaving a long bloodstain.

"You fucking..." Jiang Tongyan swears in front of the students for the first time.

The teacher-student battle was about to break out, and several timid girls hugged each other, excited.

Li You was the closest, and he was happily borrowing books just now. Could it be that there is something wrong with the books?

No, it must be that Assistant Jiang is jealous, so the older teacher asked Yi Shen for the answer instead of asking.

Li You realized it.

He was worried that Yi Shen and the teaching assistant would get into a fight, so he quickly persuaded the fight, and pulled Jiang Tongyan to ask questions to save the scene.

"Assistant, assistant, what does this word mean..."

The scarlet liquid dripped on the draft paper, scalding people's eyes, two or three drops gathered together and printed on the test paper through the draft paper, Jiang Tongyan's hand twitched in pain.

Yi Shen held the bear and checked it for a long time. After making sure that it was not bumped or touched, he carefully stuffed the key ring into his trouser pocket.

Okay, the hands of an e-sports player are more important than their lives, and this small cadre is only worried about breaking the bear?

Jiang Tongyan pulled her lips, but couldn't smile.

Of course, Li You didn't know what the teaching assistant was thinking, so he asked persistently: "Assistant, teaching assistant, this word..."

Jiang Tongyan waved her hands angrily, and said, "Idiot." Then she left the back door of the class without looking back.

The first day of the "teaching assistant program" practice was successfully concluded. Jiang Tongyan only showed up in class [-] for half a class, and did not show up again until after school.

On the way out of school, the thunder was getting closer and closer, the sky suddenly poured down with rain, and the cars and people blocking the school gate were making noise.

"I X, which idiot scumbag is swearing?"

"Maybe it's the school masters who are taking over the tribulation from the thunder."

Jiang Tongyan didn't have an umbrella, and ran to the back street staggeringly. From the strands of her hair down to the tips of her toes, there was no clean place, and the whole person directly cosplayed.

Pushing open the door of the Internet cafe, the guy at the front desk shouted at people like a beggar: "Come on, this is an Internet cafe, not a place of torture. It's cool to stay there."

Beggar Jiang's face was gloomy, he wiped his face, wiped off the rain on his cheeks, and slammed the door "bang": "Open your fucking eyes and see who I am."

Feeling cold and upset.

The front desk was frightened by the door shaking and shut up.

Damn, I messed with the wrong person.

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The receptionist watched the eldest brother go upstairs, and then... turned back.

The edge of the jacket was still dehydrated with "Drip Diba", Jiang Tongyan stretched out his hand: "Take a box of instant noodles."

Back in the private room on the second floor of the Internet cafe, Jiang Tongyan took off her clothes and took a shower without saying a word.

Pei Xinzhuo was wearing a headset, the background sound was loud, and he said perfunctorily: "Why are you back so late?"

There was no response from the huge private room.

About seven or eight minutes later, Jiang Tongyan came out wrapped in a bath towel after washing, and saw that the shirt was thrown at his feet, and there were spots of mud hanging on it.

In the future, I will look at the almanac more when I go out.

"hiss……"

The man held up his right index finger, the previous incision was soaked and swollen with pus and edema, showing slight pain.

I tried my best to save him and take care of him, but in the end I didn't have a little bear in my heart.

"Tsk tsk, treat him like a donkey's liver and lungs, Jiang Tongyan, you still care about your addiction, right?"

Jiang Dashan was blowing his hair in front of the steamy mirror, his eyes were very gloomy, and he opened the window to smoke a cigarette, which took half the night in a daze.

The computer interface that Jiang Tong Yan rented went off, and when he pressed it, the game interface of the international server TIMES was displayed.

他动了一下鼠标，进入游戏大厅，加入到排位的队伍里，预计匹配时间11、12、13、14、15……58。

Jiang Tongyan: "..."

"Fuck, don't even let me play a game now?"

Pei Xinzhuo persuaded: "If you don't wait for me, we will line up."

"Don't wait, it's a waste of a night, finish playing early and go to bed early." Jiang Tongyan irritatedly extinguished the spark in the ashtray.

Pei Xinzhuo is not stupid, since he came back just now, he found that Jiang Tongyan was impatient, and the whole world owed him 800 million.

Hey, how come there is a sour smell of love.

After another gank, Pei Xinzhuo rubbed his fingertips on the keyboard: "Then they all live here? It's eleven o'clock, can you go back late?"

The louder the background sound in the headset, Jiang Tongyan exited and entered again. This time it was very fast, and the teammates cooperated with the second to prepare.

While waiting, the face of someone snatching the keys involuntarily appeared in his head, and his molars itched with hatred: "The landlord has too many things to do, and he can't afford to take care of him."

The goddess of luck finally came and gave her the best assassin position. Jiang Tongyan was in a better mood and adjusted the operation settings comfortably.

Everyone in the circle knows that he has a problem-pseudo left-handedness.

During her adolescence in junior high school, Jiang Tongyan was even more rebellious, smoking, drinking, dyeing her hair and perming her hair all the time.

Who stipulates that the right mouse must be used to play on the computer?

He doesn't!

He had to turn these two things upside down, press the left mouse button with the index finger of his left hand, and press the right button with the middle finger. He once proudly practiced the great skill of walking and hiding with one hand and copying homework with the other.

The game interface loaded and entered the torrent of time, and the five people started from the time stone in unison.

I chose the tank in the top menu, and the skin I wore was Disney's co-branded "Little Bear". From the beginning, I spent all my time on increasing my health.

Jiang Tongyan watched as his teammate's health was four bars higher than his own in an instant, his biceps were developed and obvious, and his white-clothed assassin——

Poorly holding a small dagger, standing in the tall wild area filled with thick fog.

Could it be that he stabbed the little bear's nest?

Jiang Tongyan said he could bear it!

The mid laner is a pretty girl, wearing the gaudy new skin in the game, twisting her waist like a water snake, and she is blind with bright special effects.

At the beginning, everyone was safe and sound, and they each split up to replenish troops, earn time and money, and work hard to develop.

Assassin Jiang shook the mouse, the wound ached.

He went to the time maze in his Ueno area, looked for clock monsters that were randomly refreshed, accumulated time value, changed his field of vision quickly, and observed the enemy's situation.

In less than a minute, the support from the opposite side came over and interfered. The mid laner didn't give a signal, and made up for the clock monster he had worked so hard to fight.

Jiang Tongyan's temples twitched, and if he endured it this time, who told him to choose a late-stage hero?

If you have money, fight again.

The first wave of angry Zhong Jun refreshed, and the two sides sparked a small wave of team battles in the middle.

The time value of the giant clock monster refreshed by the river is rich, and whoever grabs it will have an early development advantage.

The white-clothed assassin dodged a displacement to avoid the opponent's hard control, but his blood volume was halved.

Just when the other party let down his vigilance and thought that he was going to give up the giant clock monster, Jiang Tongyan turned his head suddenly——

The "W skill" sua flew the mage on the opposite side into the air, and the "flower girl" under her tower received the signal, and Dudu rushed over to collect the head.

"Crackling."

"Gulu gua la."

"Click."

One operation is as fierce as a tiger, and then the record is zero bar five.

Jiang Tongyan threw the mouse away angrily, the screen went black in both eyes, and she was somewhat speechless.

The assassin in white was resurrected from the time stone, and went to clean up another wave of monsters. When leveling A, he clicked on the equipment attribute panel.

The top lane bear's life value has reached [-].

What is the concept of [-]?

It's almost like the fighter on the opposite side is embroidered with hype. After three or four sets of skills, the blood bar of [-] is only half.

Emmm, this method is not impossible.

Jiang Tongyan clicked on the equipment panel and counted the time in his hands. The small dagger was also replaced with a sharp ax and double knives, so he could go to the bottom lane for support and AD.

Fighting makes money.

He glanced at the time value on the heads of the two people in the bottom lane opposite, it was really tempting.

Jiang Tongyan purposely took a detour from Shimono District to hide her view.

Unexpectedly, the "excellent technology" Hua girl also has a good understanding of others, and squatted in the same grass with him by fate.

The two gods of wealth on the opposite side didn't expect an ambush at all, and swaggered and pushed the line to press the tower, leveling A aggressively.

The corners of Jiang Tongyan's mouth and the fingers on the mouse gradually became excited.

Get a little closer.

The white-clothed assassin's eyes were fixed on the "double murderous heads", and he didn't notice the flower girl behind him at all, and quietly stretched out a jio out of the grass.

Assassin in white: "???"

Eh! ? ?

Why did they rush this way?

【"Xing Gong Jue" kills "Bai Luo"】

["Xinggong Jue" kills "Pretty Girl" for the second time]

The countdown to death was "36s", Jiang Tongyan looked at the screen that went black again, and couldn't take it anymore!Ten thousand words of national curse came out of his mouth.

At any rate, he was also a National VI assassin, and after being sold eight times by his own middle laner in various ways, the knife was smashed and the situation was not restored, and the time stone was blown up by the opponent.

【DEFEAT】

The moment he closed the scoring interface, Pei Xinzhuo picked up his head that fell off the ground laughing: "Hahahahaha, is there still time for you to buy a standing ticket and leave?"

Jiang Tongyan didn't mind slapping his head off again: "Be careful that you two will crash into a car later."

"Okay, okay," Pei Xinzhuo grabbed his mouse and clicked on Huahua girl's personal homepage, "Damn it! Master of the third country?"

After her strong world view collapsed, Jiang Tongyan questioned herself for the first time. Could it be that there is something wrong with her own consciousness?

At 02:30 in the morning, Jiang Tongyan finally made up the task points for tonight's ranking. When he retired and went offline, the friend icon flashed, and someone added him.

It turned out to be a fucking flower girl?

Jiang Tongyan: "..."

Without even thinking about it, he clicked Reject, and he felt that this was not deep enough, so he deliberately typed the reason for the refusal——

I'm too conscious.

In the base of the WAR team affiliated to the North American giant club, Fred held his stomach and laughed.

He didn't expect that his brother got on his tuba, played a game of ranking, and even sent him a message to complain when he lost: "Whatfuckinggame?!"

After complaining, Fred watched the replay of the game. Unexpectedly, the brother encountered an assassin on the national list, and his operation awareness and positioning method were very professional.

Except for the bad performance of the last round, the rest of the rounds basically took off. The assassins of the WAR team just want to transfer to another job recently, so it is not impossible to keep a backup.

Fred clicked on the application to add friends, but was rejected in seconds.

He didn't give up and submitted it again.

However, on the other side of the earth - the sixth assassin in the North American server, he was already sleeping under the covers.

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Knock on the blackboard!Bear □ □ focus!