Tingfeng colleagues-our third generation

Li Yifeng was woken up by someone pushing him.

It's the guy who "candidly photograph" his sleeping face every morning.

In fact, Li Yifeng doesn't like this very much. After all, whoever opens his eyes every morning and sees someone taking a camera to take pictures of himself will not feel very happy. Although Li Yifeng is more narcissistic and likes to take pictures, this kind of person seems to be under surveillance. It feels really bad.But that person was sent from above, and it was his job to record every detail of Li Yifeng's life, and it was also Li Yifeng's job to be recorded by him, so Li Yifeng could only reluctantly not pursue it.

The man woke Li Yifeng up and handed him the buzzing cell phone. Li Yifeng took the cell phone in displeasure, rubbing his eyes vigorously with the other hand, until his eyebrows, mouth and nose wrinkled in comfort.If it was a girl who was taking pictures next to him, it is estimated that he would scream at this time when he is wrinkled but still cute.But there was a man next to him, and he was a straight (⊙▽⊙) man, so he just clicked the shutter more than a dozen times very calmly.

Li Yifeng, who was still in a half-sleeping state, put the phone to his ear for a long time, babbled several times, but still didn't hear the other party's response, then suddenly remembered that he hadn't swiped to answer, so he hurriedly took advantage of the other party's hang-up Duan answered in a hurry—"Hello? Li Yifeng? It's been so long since you answered, you haven't woken up yet, you slacker!"

Hearing a silly and sweet voice from the opposite side, a bad premonition woke up Li Yifeng in an instant, and he looked at the time on the upper right corner of the phone silently with a dark face——7:06.

Sure enough, I knew it.

For a moment, I felt a group of mud horses roaring past in my heart.

"It's only seven o'clock, boss, you're sick...!" Li Yifeng threw a sentence angrily, banging his head against the pillow in annoyance, almost crushing his phone before resisting the urge to hang up.After all, I was relatively free today and wanted to sleep in. I was disturbed again. I didn’t get home until after two o’clock last night!well……

Someone on the opposite side obviously didn't hear that Li Yifeng was about to blow up, or they heard it but didn't pay much attention to it. After a few self-conscious hahas, they continued: "Are you free today? I'll wait for an interview. , nothing happened from 9 o'clock until [-] o'clock in the afternoon, do you want to play rough?"

Li Yifeng took a deep breath, frowned, rubbed the pillow, adjusted the position of the pillow, and tried hard to recall the itinerary:

"I was going to take pictures today, but I heard that something went wrong, so I canceled it temporarily... Then..." You interrupted me again who wanted to sleep late!

Silly Baitian was very happy when he heard it, and before Li Yifeng could say the second half of the sentence, he hurriedly said:

"Then let's climb three (mountains) together later!"

"..." Waking up, wanting to complain and being interrupted, Li Yifeng was already very angry, but when he heard that the other side completely ignored his thoughts, he made his own decision, and immediately the volcano erupted, holding the phone creakingly and gnashing his teeth Throwing over a sentence:

"I, want, sleep, be lazy, sleep, hang up!"

"...Wait..." The silly Baitian who didn't understand why Li Yifeng suddenly got angry could only say these two words, and then he heard beep beep beep beep, and the phone was hung up.Call again, sorry, the number you dialed is busy.

"Why didn't you pick up the call all of a sudden..." Chen Weiting turned the phone over and looked at it twice, then raised his head and asked the girl who was styling him: "Hey, why did he hang up all of a sudden?" Power span?"

The girl thought for a while, and secretly smiled to herself:

"You're acting like a baby!"

"Say~ Jiao?" Chen and the others' heads stopped working with a bang, and their eyes widened.

Wait...wait for your sister!After Li Yifeng adjusted the busy mode, he threw his mobile phone on the bedside table. When he saw the person squatting by the bed taking pictures, he became even more irritable. He simply pulled off the quilt and covered himself from head to toe, intending to disguise himself as a giant caterpillar.

But after that he never fell asleep again...

7:48, tossing and turning and unable to fall asleep, the National School Grass suddenly lifted the quilt and sat up, while rubbing the messy grass, while grinding his teeth, thinking about how to disturb people's dreams early in the morning Chen and others beat him up to relieve his hatred.

Covered in a bird's nest and wrapped in a quilt, she stayed on the bed for a while, took a look at the phone, and saw that a certain silly white sweet had sent a text message to agree on the time and place to meet.Li Yifeng looked at the grinning expression on the back of the text message, cursed "Silly B" in his heart, and then unconsciously smiled himself.After calling and reporting to the manager (from now on, Fengfeng's manager will be called Yi Jing, and other managers will be called MSG, so that's it ==) and after obtaining consent, Li Yifeng returned a text message to Chen Weiting.Unexpectedly, before the phone was put down, there was a quick reply:

[Show teeth][Show teeth][Show teeth]

Crazy expression... Li Yifeng complained silently.But seeing so many smiling faces on the screen, his irritable mood suddenly improved.

There is no job, so Li Yifeng rarely gets up leisurely, washes his face, brushes his teeth slowly, squeezes out foam and shaves (please imagine that half of his face is covered with white foam, with his head slightly raised, holding a razor in one hand, Touching his chin with one hand, looking at his own Fengfeng in the mirror with cute eyes wide open XDD), habitually ignoring the person who was sneaking behind him to take pictures, after cleaning up, he began to search around in the closet , I found out a set of casual clothes that are relatively ordinary but still trendy, put them on, took out sunglasses, put on a casual hat, and got ready!The final step - strike a pose in front of the full-length mirror in the living room.Looking at the handsome guy with long legs in the mirror, Li Yifeng nodded in satisfaction.

I am so handsome!

At 8:34, Li Yifeng, who was about to go out, suddenly thought of a prank. He chose two masks with words from the locker and stuffed them into his pockets. He opened the door well and walked out.

Due to avoiding the rush hour for work, the car drove smoothly on the road. At 9:22, Li Yifeng arrived at the foot of the mountain that he had made an appointment with William Chan.

Chen Weiting, who just bought an ice cream, turned around and saw Li Yifeng get off the car, and hurriedly asked the clerk to make another ice cream.Li Yifeng looked at Chen Weiting who arrived earlier than him with a face full of surprise, and turned on his phone to check the time in disbelief—it was not yet the scheduled 09:30.

He had an interview and arrived earlier than himself, Li Yifeng lost face, and approached William Chan in an embarrassing manner:

"I thought I arrived earlier and was waiting for you."

Chen Weiting handed the ice cream to Li Yifeng. Hearing Li Yifeng's words, he proudly showed his big white teeth and deep dimples, and pointed to a building across the road:

"Hmph, I'm interviewing in that hot (there) place today, so I'll be here soon."

After speaking, he bit off a small half of the ice cream in one bite.

Li Yifeng just blinked, and found that William Chan's ice cream was a bit shorter, and his eyes widened instantly.Chen and others, who are mouthful of ice cream, are trying to maintain the difficult movement of opening their mouths to inhale to relieve the cold and prevent the ice cream from falling out. Seeing Li Yifeng's surprised expression, they still don't forget to make fun of him:

"@￥噗%#*噗#&@% (your eyes are about to pop out)..."

Li Yifeng quickly dodged the spray of ice cream, silently moved to the side and hid in a safe range, and then supported his forehead, he couldn't bear to look directly at the silly Baitian who was spraying and laughing while mouthful of ice cream.

But the clothes were not dirty, but the face was hit.Li Yifeng didn't even notice that the warm cream from William Chan's mouth touched Li Yifeng's face (it's the same as body temperature).Chen Weiting, who had finally stopped laughing and swallowed the ice cream, glanced at Li Yifeng who had "I don't know you" written all over his face, then stared at his face and began to fall into a crazy laugh uncontrollably.Li Yifeng looked around a little uneasy, and was relieved to find that fortunately, there was almost no one in the store, only a clerk who was holding a mobile phone and giggling all the time, so he cursed in a Cantonese he hadn't learned for a long time, "Are you an idiot?" It's off the line (are you crazy)".

Chen Weiting raised his eyebrows, smiled and stretched out his hand.Li Yifeng flashed reflexively, but was pulled back by Chen Weiting's "Don't move inside", wiped off the white cream on his face.Then he squinted at him and smiled wretchedly, "Lihao Xiansi (you're lecherous)..."

Li Yifeng didn't understand at first, but when he saw the cream in Chen Weiting's hands, he suddenly understood, his eyelids jumped, and he couldn't hold back an angry roar, which was squeezed out from his throat...

"Ahh......"

"Pfft..." Silly Baitian continued to fight to the death, "Tu Shu wants to control the plot and plot against himself!"

The author has something to say:

Recently, I watched a lot of videos of the two of them together or separately, and stored a lot of their little expressions in my head.Then I wrote it while thinking about it.If you put the real expression into it, it will be cute. XDD