Social animals are forced to open every day

The morning sun was tightly blocked by the blackout curtains, and only a few rays of light golden light peeked out, leaving blurred spots in the corner.

It was at this time that Xu Yaochen's cell phone rang desperately.

He buried his head in the pillow, not wanting to pick it up at all.Li Yang's biological clock is more accurate than the alarm clock, and he woke up 5 minutes ago. With one arm under his pillow, he watched Xu Yaochen perform the ostrich on the spot.

When the phone rang for the third time, Li Yang picked it up for him, picked it up, turned on the speakerphone, and slapped it to Xu Yaochen's ear.

"Xu Yaochen!" Gu Yuzhuo roared full of anger.

"What are you doing!" Xu Yaochen opened one eye and half-closed it, "It's so early in the morning, you're so annoying."

"Go to Yongshou Temple, can you do it? It was agreed yesterday, go and ask for amulets." Gu Yuzhuo began to cry, "Chen, I think you don't love me anymore—love will disappear after all, right? ?”

"Ah—" Xu Yaochen turned over and flattened himself on the bed, "Gu Yuzhuo, you are really sick, right?"

Gu Yuzhuo blew him a kiss, "Come down, I'll wait for you in the basement."

After standing for 2 minutes, Xu Yaochen was completely awake.

Turning his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Li Yang who was watching the excitement, "Boss Shouourui, I can't accompany you anymore, I have to take care of mentally handicapped children."

Li Yang twisted his hair and laughed, "I don't want to miss such a thing as showing love."

So, the two rarely got up and took a shower together.

It's a good day off, but he has to wait for the boss, Xu Yaochen is in the mood to start work, and he can't cheer up.

Li Yang shaved his beard, leaned against the washstand, stretched out his hand to scratch his chin, like teasing a dog, "Be more energetic, Chen Chen."

Xu Yaochen held his toothbrush in his mouth, "...Bit you believe it."

Li Yang stopped, turned around and went out, "After washing up, I came out to have breakfast, and asked Wu Tong to order takeaway."

When the bathroom became quiet, Xu Yaochen raised his face and stared at the mirror for a while, a few far-fetched thoughts ran through his mind, none of which had any logic.

He took a handful of cold water and washed his face with his hands, and those thoughts drifted away in an instant.

The takeaway was delivered in a timely manner. By the time Xu Yaochen tidied up, the meat buns with soy milk, fried dough sticks and soy sauce had already been placed on the table.

As soon as he sat down, Gu Yuzhuo chased after him on the phone, yelling and screaming, Xu Yaochen had no choice but to grab a bun, wrapped the remaining fried sticks and soy milk in a plastic bag, and went downstairs with Li Yang.

Li Yang didn't wait for him after washing just now, but ate his meal slowly, now seeing him gnaw on the steamed stuffed bun in the elevator, he couldn't help stabbing, "Look at you in such a mess, if you don't know, you can really think that you have an affair with Gu Yuzhuo .”

Xu Yaochen's cheeks were bulging from the top of the sauced meat bun, he sneered, "I only have one leg, unlike you, a rampant crab with eight legs."

Early in the morning, Li Yang was still a donkey, so he didn't get angry with him, so he asked: "Didn't I say yesterday that the kid has nothing to do with me."

"Didn't talk about him," Xu Yaochen swallowed the bun, "I heard some gossip on the set a while ago, and it has something to do with you—but it's nothing, it's all in the past."

"Why, are you starting to 'pass' with me?" Li Yang leaned closer, put his hands in his pockets to put on a cool cover, but blew away the broken hair on his temples, "Don't be tempted, Xu Yaochen."

"Cough—" Xu Yaochen almost choked Baozi to death, "You...fuck, whoever falls in love first is a dog."

Before the words finished, the elevator reached the negative floor. When the door opened, Xu Yaochen stepped out, and he heard Li Yang lazily teasing him behind him: "Come on, be good, call twice to listen."

Gu Yuzhuo drove an old Passat. He was dressed in a low-key manner, and his hair was left lying softly on his head.

Xu Yaochen and Li Yang walked around the basement twice before realizing that the Passatri under their noses was Gu Yuzhuo.

The two hundred and five were so addicted to the game that they didn't see them at all.

"Fuck!" Gu Yuzhuo raised his face and realized that it was the two of them who came up, and he immediately felt bad, "Brother Dart, why are you here?"

Li Yang: "Brother Biao?"

Xu Yaochen gave him a slap in the passenger seat, "Can you talk?"

"Oh," Gu Yuzhuo covered his head and glanced back, "Didn't the netizens say that, bodyguard."

"It can be said," Li Yang leaned back on the headrest, and looked at Gu Yuzhuo, "it's an honor to be my little cutie's bodyguard."

Gu Yuzhuo looked like he had eaten half a barrel of flies, "Mr. Li, can we stop taking disgust as fun? Sit tight, two, your Harmony is about to depart."

The old Passat squeaked out of the parking space. Xu Yaochen felt that one or two of the four wheels had to be retired when he heard the movement, so he couldn't help but glance at Gu Yuzhuo, "Whose car?"

"Borrow it," Gu Yuzhuo said, "You don't care, you don't love me."

Xu Yaochen looked at his brother sincerely, "Gu Yuzhuo, if you think about it seriously, the great monk in the temple doesn't care about brain treatment, let's not make this trip in vain."

The car drove out of the basement, and the morning light instantly illuminated the faces of the three of them. Gu Yuzhuo's IQ was pulled back by the sunlight, and his high-pitched voice instantly said, "I can go to your uncle, Xu Yaochen!"

On the way, Xu Yaochen fed Gu Yuzhuo a deep-fried dough stick and half a cup of soy milk. When he walked to the red light, Li Yang expressed his dissent in the back seat, "People who are already stupid can't open their mouths—he has hands, so he stopped the car." He can eat by himself."

Gu Yuzhuo relied on the fact that the driver was the biggest, so Li Yang didn't dare to cut him, so he pouted and yelled, "I don't want to. Good minister, I want to eat meat buns, let me have a bite of buns."

Xu Yaochen's goosebumps fell all over the ground, and he tied the fresh-keeping bag, "You are hungry."

Yongshou Temple is not far away. It takes more than an hour to drive on the high speed to reach the foot of the mountain.

After parking the car, Gu Yuzhuo dried up the fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed buns and soy milk, then wiped his mouth, put his peaked cap on his head, and told his fellow car companions, "Enter the village quietly, don't shoot anyone."

Xu Yaochen opened the door and got out of the car, looked around at the Little Red Riding Hood tour group, leaned on the car door and bent over, "No one will recognize you even if you just jump in."

Gu Yuzhuo didn't believe him, a fool who could go out in the street and be surrounded by fans, didn't understand this world full of cameras at all.

He put on his mask and put on his sunglasses, and got out of the car like a thief.

The three of them didn't say much, and walked towards the mountain gate with their heads dull.There are ticket sellers outside, and electronic scanning codes, but I don’t know what the extra effort is for getting the tickets at the window.

Seeing a long queue at the ticket gate, Li Yang stopped the two of them with ostentatious faces, "Wait, I'll go."

Gu Yuzhuo rubbed his hands together, feeling ashamed, pushed down the brim of his hat, and hid under the tree with Xu Yaochen.

The canopy is like a cover, sweeping down a shadow.

At nine or ten o'clock in midsummer, the coolness was gone, and the heat began to rise. Xu Yaochen was sweating on his forehead. Gu Yuzhuo held a tissue in his hand and wiped it off for him, "Brother Dart, what's wrong now, I don't feel as good as before." Scary."

Xu Yaochen took his tissue away and said, "He's always been kind."

In fact, in Xu Yaochen's impression, Li Yang really didn't get too angry, even if he said harsh words, he was not really angry, but there was nothing he could do about him, strictly speaking, there was more helplessness.

"I can't describe it well. Let's just say it was in the past. There was a sense of distance. I was really embarrassed. Seeing you this time, I seem to be able to make a few jokes."

Xu Yaochen glanced at the two hundred and five, "You were not very polite when talking to him before."

Gu Yuzhuo scratched his head and fell silent.

The cicadas were making noise above their heads, it was the heat that could not be suppressed, Xu Yaochen lost the interest to speak, and looked far away, staring at the green hills which were not majestic.

Gu Yuzhuo looked at him from the sidelines from time to time, and his eyes, which were too big to leak out, became rare and delicate - for no reason, when Xu Yaochen was in a daze, he would occasionally give him an unstoppable illusion, as if Xu Yaochen would eventually leave alone one day , never look back.

Gu Yuzhuo didn't like this kind of feeling of being unpredictable and intangible, so he planned to say something to break the bad atmosphere.

It's a pity that Li Yang came back before the words could be spoken - the line looked long, but it actually lined up very quickly.

Xu Yaochen seemed to be brought back to his senses. He put on his sunglasses and said to the two, "Let's go climb the mountain."

Yongshou Temple was built near the top of the mountain and was a royal temple in the late Qing Dynasty.I don't know why it was built back then. Every time the emperor came, he had to be carried up to such a high level, which was a waste of time and money.

Of the three of them, two are not interested in taking the cable car, and the remaining one, Gu Yuzhuo, is simply afraid that he will be dishonest when going up the cable car, and the amulet will not protect him.

"Chen, you don't know that I will be in bad luck as soon as I join the group."

Gu Yuzhuo and Xu Yaochen walked side by side, Li Yang took a wrong step back and listened to Gu Yuzhuo's loud voice telling his wicked stories.

Two weeks ago, as soon as he entered the group, he encountered a water leak in the room. The work was over for the day, and the bloody limited-edition sneakers were already rowing in the room.Originally, soaking in water would not be a big deal, but it happened that the leak was from a sewage pipe, which was terrible. The whole room smelled like a pile of fresh shit, Gu Yuzhuo's original words.

The hotel and the film crew paid compensation, but the beloved things could not be returned, including but not limited to the little plush fox that Gu Yuzhuo had hugged for many years.

At that time, Gu Yuzhuo was carrying the stinking fox, and almost burst into tears in the cesspit.

"Gudong left just like that, I...look at your eyes! Heartless scumbag."

Gu Yuzhuo was dejected, Xu Yaochen put his shoulders on his shoulders, and comforted him carelessly, "Gudong, I know it, it looks like a stick figure, how about I find someone to sew another one for you?"

Gu Yuzhuo became furious, "Screw your fart, you know what a fart."

So he told the story behind.

Judging from the situation we usually get along with, although Gu Yuzhuo's brain is not fully developed, his cerebellum is very developed, and there is no possibility of wrestling on flat ground.But since he entered the group, he tripped frequently on the set, and his knees, elbows and elbows all suffered.

But wrestling is not a big deal, if it wasn't for Gu Yuzhuo almost being smashed by the falling lamp, he wouldn't have taken it seriously.

"Later, Yingdi Lu told me in private that the hotel where I stayed was on that floor, and it was not clean. He had encountered it in his team a few years ago, and asked an expert to do it." Gu Yuzhuo trembled, "Fuck! , It's so fucking scary, minister, hold me tight, I'm so scared."

Xu Yaochen grabbed his collar and pulled him away, "Wait a minute—you said that the light was not installed properly, and the light fell down. Although you didn't see it, it didn't hit you. How could it not hit you?"

"Look at how you can't speak, and you look forward to being hit by me. It sounds so sad and stuffy - if you didn't hit it, it's all thanks to Lu Yingdi, he saved me with one stride." Gu Yuzhuo's face Looking a little guilty, "He hurt his shoulder."

Xu Yaochen thought for a while, but he didn't know who he was talking about, "Lu what?"

Gu Yuzhuo proudly puffed out his chest, "Lu Nanchuan."

Xu Yaochen looked at him in shock, "Are you in the same group as Lu Nanchuan?"

Gu Yuzhuo was even more shocked, "You don't know that Lu Nanchuan and I are in the same group? Brother Shen is completely bewitched, right?"

A crow flew over his head, and with a rattling sound, he taunted the stupid humans.