Social animals are forced to open every day

Xu Yaochen was woken up early in the morning by urinating, and when he touched it to turn on the water, he turned the air conditioner back to 26 degrees, and mercifully divided the quilt for Li Yang.

At exactly seven o'clock, Li Yang's alarm clock beeped, waking up the boss, and completely opened the eyes of Xu Yaochen who had returned from sleep.

The two looked at each other dimly, and before Xu Yaochen could speak, Li Yang sneezed his words back into his stomach.

Xu Yaochen looked at him and thought, it deserves it, but he asked, "Have you caught a cold?"

"A little bit," Li Yang said with a nasal tone, "headache."

Xu Yaochen lifted the quilt and got up, "Gan Kang is gone, let Wu Tong buy it for you."

"Isatis root, go wash a bag, don't infect you." Li Yang got out of bed and walked to the bathroom, a bruise the size of a palm on his back pierced Xu Yaochen's eyes—they didn't even see it when they were burning firewood— — Was it made by the angry crowd?

But soon, Xu Yaochen's attention was distracted by the phone call.

Chen Miaomiao had already arrived with Liu Zheng, risking being posted, waiting for him on the side of the road outside, telling him to hurry and get off.

I am not active in making money, and I have problems with my thinking.

Xu Yaochen was swept into the bathroom like a gust of wind, and in the sound of rushing water, he tidied himself up into a spirited boy.Before going out, he greeted Li Yang, put on his hat and rushed into the elevator before he could reply.

While the elevator was running from the twelfth floor to the first floor, he reminded Wu Tong: Your boss has a cold, so give him some medicine depending on the situation.

Licheng Capital-Wu Tong: Ah.

World-class retreating performing artist: What's the matter?

Licheng Capital-Wu Tong: He usually doesn't take medicine if he doesn't have a fever.

World-class retreat performance artist: Warrior [like]

Licheng Capital-Wu Tong: [Crying loudly]

The elevator happened to be on the first floor, so Xu Yaochen put away his phone and didn't reply to Wu Tong again.

Liu Zheng brought Xu Yaochen buns and porridge, and asked him to eat a couple of bites in the car.The porridge is still hot and salty, and it tastes delicious when served with bean paste buns.

Chen Miaomiao sat next to her and looked at it carefully, "Son, why do you look like you have too much kidney deficiency?"

"Forget it, it's over." Xu Yaochen took out another beef bun and gnawed it, "Later, paste two more layers of flour to cover it up."

Chen Miaomiao waved her hand, "Forget it, just putty and apply a filter, and you will be reflected in the lens."

Liu Zheng handed over two pieces of paper from the front, "Brother, here is the outline of the interview, please read it over."

Xu Yaochen glanced at it without looking carefully, and commented: "It's quite long."

"The host is quite good at chatting, and I think there are still a few more questions to ask. You can figure it out by yourself." Chen Miaomiao was not worried, "You have nothing to expect since you debuted, and the biggest one is Brother Shen, I can't ask questions on the show, under normal circumstances, I just chat with you about family matters."

Xu Yaochen flicked the interview outline, "Convinced, as a manager, can you take some time?"

"I read it, and I deleted two questions for you." Chen Miaomiao pushed the sunglasses to her face, and relaxed her shoulders against the headrest, "Son, don't chatter, read the outline later, Use your little brain to think about how to answer. Your father and I fought Rao Xiaoqian for [-] rounds yesterday for you, and I was exhausted. I’ll sleep for a while, and you can see for yourself.”

Xu Yaochen kicked him, "Get lost."

The talk show is not long, the one allocated to Xu Yaochen is about 10 to [-] minutes. Besides him, there are two other guests. The main content is to talk to young artists with different experiences. The theme of Xu Yaochen is roughly around " Grassroots".

Not from a professional background, with acting skills, able to endure hardships without being a monster, Xu Yaochen's resume basically conforms to the grassroots definition given to him by others.

Coincidentally, one of the three guests was an acquaintance, Li Yue.

——Xu Yaochen hadn't thought of this person for a long time since the filming.

When they met in the dressing room, Li Yue greeted warmly, "Mr. Xu, good morning."

The young man was handsome, but the make-up artist acted violently. In Chen Miaomiao's words, he scraped a layer of putty on his face, which was whiter than the wall next to him.

"Teacher Li." Xu Yaochen sat down beside him, "Finished?"

Li Yue blinked his big shining eyes, "Kill it, haven't you checked Moments?"

Xu Yaochen: "No."

I saw it, but what else can they talk about because they have nothing to talk about?

"I have gained a lot from joining the group this time, and I learned a lot from Teacher Du." Li Yue said, "Tomorrow there is an event with Teacher Du. Are you going bro? It's the charity dinner."

Xu Yaochen raised his face and asked the makeup artist to apply foundation on him, "Go."

Li Yue curled his lips, "This kind of activity annoys me the most. To put it bluntly, I just want to take a photo to show my face, wasting time."

Xu Yaochen looked at him from the corner of his eye, "Isn't time just for wasting?"

Li Yue was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "In terms of mentality, I don't think anyone in our circle can compare to you."

Xu Yaochen stopped talking, closed his eyes and took a nap, waiting for the stylist to fix his hair.He crossed Erlang's legs, his feet let out energy, and there was a faint pain, rubbing against the shoes, the pain became even worse——

After thinking about it for a few times, I realized that it was the casserole that made the heroic return the night before.

Probably because what happened later was so intense that he forgot his feet.

At the beginning of the interview, Xu Yaochen was ranked third. While waiting, he got up and walked around twice. Liu Zheng noticed something was wrong and asked in a low voice, "Brother, what's wrong with your foot?"

Xu Yaochen sat back, still holding the interview outline in his hand, "I got a small prick yesterday, it's fine."

Liu Zheng looked down again, feeling that the wound was not small, and murmuring in his heart, he turned around and sent a message to the driver: Uncle, help me go to the pharmacy some time to buy a band-aid iodine, my brother has a bad foot.

After posting, the director here came to notify Xu Yaochen to prepare to enter the studio.

Liu Zheng couldn't keep up, so he went around to the auditorium, catted in the corner, and stood near the camera with Li Yue's assistant back and forth.

Li Yue didn't come down, and sat side by side on the couch with Xu Yaochen.

The two have a collaborative work. Due to the need for publicity and release, the show intentionally allows them to interact more in front of the camera to warm up in advance.

The host's questions are still the classic old routine, are you happy, are you going well, are you interesting, and you walk within a safe range.When asked about the action scene in the middle, Li Yue said that there was a blast scene that was scary. He rushed out with Teacher Xu. In this situation, a double could have been used, but Teacher Xu did it by himself, and he was very impressed.

"I belong to the kind of body that is uncoordinated. The moment I rushed out, I fell directly. It was an inch of strength. I hit a rock, and I didn't expect to hit a bone." Li Yue was cheerful, not caring at all, as if Telling a joke about outsiders, "Mr. Xu was terrified at the time, saying that he didn't expect that I could fly out all of a sudden, just like hanging Wia."

The host chatted along with his words, Xu Yaochen didn't say a word on the sidelines, he was a little dazed, until the host called his name, he came back to his senses and said: "It's not easy."

The next single show was extremely long because it was boring. After the end, Liu Zheng was the first to greet her, and said in a low voice, "Just now she asked if it was difficult to play against Mr. Du. How can you not answer easily?"

Xu Yaochen's face remained calm, "I am sincere."

Liu Zheng muttered along with him, "I have a hunch that Mr. Chen will blow you up soon."

"Hiss—" Xu Yaochen's foot hurts badly, and his position is different, but his face is still a jerk, "I'm afraid of him?"

Outside the venue was over, there was a lot of noise, Liu Zheng didn't hear Xu Yaochen's "hiss", so he hurriedly protected him, for fear that some fans would jump out and throw his brother down.

Xu Yaochen will be recording a variety show in the afternoon to promote a light comedy.He is just a side character in the play, so he is not the main player in the game in the afternoon, which is quite easy.

At noon, the stage ordered a boxed lunch, Xu Yaochen didn't choose anything, and worked hard to cook the meal with Liu Zheng. After finishing the meal, let Liu Zheng watch the door, and fell asleep on the simple sofa.

Chen Miaomiao was busy with other things, so she left after setting up Xu Yaochen in the morning, and came back in the afternoon when Xu Yaochen was woken up by the alarm clock. As soon as she entered the door, she was sweating profusely. Seeing Xu Yaochen's laziness, she hated him almost to bite Xin'an into pieces. Dental implants, "Are you stupid, Li Yue's grandson digs a hole for you and you jump, you have no mouth? Can't refute? Let's wait and see, when the show is broadcast later, his fans can abuse you on Weibo so that no grass will grow. "

Xu Yaochen sat on the sofa, leaning his elbows on his knees, snoring a bunch of hair, he didn't care, "Let him go, just think about it, it's boring."

"It's boring for you," Chen Miaomiao slammed her butt down, making the sofa springs squeak, "The program of the variety show has been sent, so you just play a puddle game, and don't participate in anything else."

Liu Zheng sat backwards on the chair, wondering, "What is puddle game?"

"In the studio, set up an inflatable pool, and a group of people jump in it to show off their IQ," Chen Miaomiao said, "Don't play with me and steal the scene with the leading actor, just a little later, just be a background board .”

"I know," Xu Yaochen leaned back on the sofa, "You're the only one who talks nonsense. Bring me a bottle of water, Zhengzi, I'm thirsty, and I want fresh oranges every day."

Chen Miaomiao was so angry that she slapped him on the thigh, "Forget about being lazy."

The director of the program team came to communicate after three o'clock in the afternoon. The two sides finalized the details of the game. With Chen Miaomiao present, Xu Yaochen didn't worry about it at all from the beginning to the end. He only understood the rules, and he was a wallflower beside him, and he was with Liu Zheng Knock a handful of melon seeds.

When the director left, Chen Miaomiao looked at him exhausted, "Son, be yourself, look at your father's baldness, half of it is because of you."

Xu Yaochen spat out the skin of the melon seeds, "I'm just a social animal, I can't afford to be a human being."

Chen Miaomiao's eyes widened angrily, "You son of a bitch!"

The three of them waited until 05:30, Chen Miaomiao still had a social meeting, and ran away like burning her ass, leaving Liu Zheng to follow Xu Yaochen, sitting in the dressing room and staring at each other.

At seven o'clock, Xu Yaochen was finally called to play.

Several high-wattage stage lights came together to illuminate the inflatable puddle with a sparkling effect.

Everyone went into the water at the call of the host, and stood in a row of water hibiscus in the calf-deep puddle.

After standing for 2 minutes, after listening to the host explain the rules, the game started.

The game is not difficult. The guests are divided into red and blue teams. They climb up the balance board in the center of the puddle, which is about five meters long and half a meter wide. Two players, the team with the least number of water drops and the ability to catch the ball wins.

According to the script, the red team won [-]-[-], and Xu Yaochen was on the blue team.

But there is no flaw in the loss, and the audience cannot see that the water has released a vast ocean.

During this period, Xu Yaochen fell off the balance board six times in total, nearly pulled his pants twice, and was pulled by the red team countless times, and he was a proper fighter in the team.

At the end of the game, the soles of Xu Yaochen's feet were painful, but the recording was not over yet. The penalty for the losing team was to dance little swans on the acupressure board for 30 seconds.

The shiatsu board was very refreshing, and when his teammates were screaming, the cold sweat on Xu Yaochen's forehead unceremoniously dripped down his temples.

——At that time, he had just one thought, what Chen Miaomiao said was right, one should not indulge in excessive sex.

After the vertical, the brain will not work, and the legs will also be useless.