Social animals are forced to open every day

When Chen Miaomiao received Xu Yaochen's phone call, she was busy dealing with another matter - this is a child without a mother, it's a long story.

The problem was with a child who had just been handed over to him. He made his debut before he finished reading. The illegitimate child was brought out and posted on the Internet. For a while, the netizens were so excited that they almost scolded their company as a sieve.

Chen Miaomiao's spirit cover was about to blow off, so she had to ask her assistant to finish it off for Xu Yaochen.Before the assistant walked out of the office door, Li Yang called Chen Miaomiao for the first time.

Offending no one can offend Mr. Li, Chen Miaomiao answered the phone with a nod and bow.

So, an hour later, Li Yang appeared in this place where the birds don't shit.

Seeing the license plate, Xu Yaochen choked for a while.In the past year and a half, Li Yang spent most of his time in the south as a cow and Madili branch, and the two of them spent less than a month together, which made Xu Yaochen very unaware of Li Yang's long-term existence.

The car stopped, Li Yang got out of the car, his tall figure was elongated by the headlights.

Xu Yaochen didn't know what to say, but suddenly felt a little embarrassed, as if he had suddenly regained his sense of shame, and simply sullen his face and didn't speak.Gu Yuzhuo quietly gave him an elbow, stepped forward to exchange greetings with Li Yang, told the whole story, and picked Xu Yaochen out of his words.

Li Yang's assistant was very winking, and when the boss got out of the car, he had already gone to deal with the aftermath.On this side, while Li Yang and Gu Yuzhuo were talking, their eyes fell on Xu Yaochen's face.

He is like a cat that is causing trouble outside. At first glance, his eyebrows are lowered and his eyes are pleasing to the eye, but in fact his eyes are rolling around, and he doesn't know what's wrong with him.

Xu Yaochen has always been a disobedient person, he is obedient on the surface, but arrogant in the back.Li Yang didn't call him, waiting for him to give birth to self-consciousness.

A farce came to an end, and Gu Yuzhuo's manager came along with a few assistants.As soon as the person arrived, he grabbed Gu Yuzhuo and scolded him head and face, making the bastard so scolded that he couldn't lift his head.In the end, the resolute manager turned his gun and pointed at Xu Yaochen.

"You two, what are you doing in the middle of the night, are you afraid that Chen Miaomiao and I will live another two years!" His fingernails with diamonds almost touched the tip of Xu Yaochen's nose, and he hurriedly responded with a very good attitude of admitting his mistake.

He admits to being cowardly, and the other party withdraws the fire. They are all adults, and cursing and cursing is just a slap in the face.Everyone understands the truth, but when something happens, it is inevitable that the head will get hot.

After the manager finished scolding, he turned around and contacted Chen Miaomiao. They didn't know what they had discussed, and then told Xu Yaochen and Gu Yuzhuo that if there was any news on the Internet in the future, let them just ignore it and not respond.

It seems that their worries are the same, knowing this matter may not be able to cover it up.

After getting into the car and isolating from the heat and noise outside, Xu Yaochen asked, "Why are you here?"

"The house cat ran out to have fun, so I have to go out and catch it." Li Yang looked him up, "What do you think?"

Xu Yaochen's eyes fell on his knees, he was dissatisfied with his description, but his emotions didn't show, he just said: "I wasted your time."

"Don't delay." Li Yang said, loosened the collar of his shirt, started the car, and drove into the night, "I'm done with the business in the south, and it will be common in the future. Otherwise, I'll serve you as a shield for more than a year. It’s really a charity.”

Xu Yaochen leaned on the headrest, stretched out all his laziness, "Is there any kind of person you want, and you have to care about what you do."

"You're not like everyone else."

"If you didn't know that I took advantage of my appearance, I would probably be tempted by your words."

Li Yang glanced over, "Then you will suffer, little cat."

Xu Yaochen almost made him vomit with the word "little kitty", but after a second look, Li Yang was probably too tired, his cheeks were tense, his eyebrows were furrowed, and he looked like he had lost his appetite.

"How does the crayfish taste?"

"That's right, it's more delicious than the famous Lobster Street." Xu Yaochen said, "It's said that the cook's ancestor was an imperial cook, and he held a full feast of Han people."

"Tsk, tell me I'm hungry," Li Yang turned and walked west, "Go to Lobster Street and buy me three catties."

Xu Yaochen didn't want to go, he almost fell asleep after tossing, and immediately expressed his disobedience, "Can't you go back and order a takeaway? At worst, your boss wants to eat lobsters, and whoever will fly to help you buy them."

"Subordinates are not my personal assistants. I ask others to buy crayfish during non-working hours. Listen to me yourself. Is it reasonable?"

Xu Yaochen raised the issue, "Not during non-working hours, but during working hours?"

Li Yang's displeasure was very straightforward, "I didn't pursue your mistake of asking me to go to the suburbs in the middle of the night, but you didn't even want to spend half an hour with me. I haven't seen you for two months, and your temper is good, Xu Yaochen .”

Talking too much will lead to failure, Xu Yaochen spat at himself in his heart, wiped his face, and became obedient again, "Not only will I accompany you, but I will also help you peel the shrimp shells and feed you, are you considerate?"

Li Yangteng raised his hand to tease him, "There's no need for shrimp shells, just take care of them on the bed, even if you do your duty."

"Then let's eat it tomorrow. I'll cook for you. I'll have something else today, okay?" Xu Yaochen clasped his hand, put his five fingers through the gaps between his fingers, and slowly wiped the warm fingertips He pulled his hand up the straight leg and stopped on the deadly heat, "Don't you miss me, Li Yang—"

Xu Yaochen is like this, either he is so pure and ascetic that people think he is going to be ordained ordained, or he can turn up monstrous waves and drown people in the sea of ​​desire.

The night was like a cover, and Xu Yaochen bloomed wantonly in the waves.

He fell on the bed, the silk sheets were slippery and cool, flowing over his skin like a trickle.He is like a person who loses strength in the water, he can only grasp the only master who lives and dies together.His life seems to be tied to Li Yang, following his ups and downs, swinging, searching for the freshness of life in his sweat and panting.

They fit together like a match made in heaven.

The body and soul tremble together at the peak, but there is no love between them.The joy was pure and primitive, they asked each other without any scruples, the waves covered one after another, Xu Yaochen stared blankly at the man who almost crushed him, his eyelashes were wet, like a homeless stray cat .

What a pity.

At 03:30 in the morning, they ended this sudden absurdity.

Li Yang took a shower and scratched the back of Xu Yaochen's neck covered in steam, "Don't you want to take a shower?"

Xu Yaochen didn't even open his eyes, "Tired."

The person behind stroked his sweaty hair, "Go to sleep."

Lacking tenderness and love, Xu Yaochen's whole body was wrapped in the sticky air-conditioning blowing, making him very uncomfortable.Both he and Li Yang are afraid of trouble, they never fight with bare hands, the condoms are kept in the bedside cabinet, the study, the living room... even the bathroom, there are no places where heat can be left.

After the work is done, everyone will take care of their own, and they will not lose their minds.

But occasionally, Xu Yaochen would be very upset and hate him so much that it hurts.

Li Yang is a person with a relatively regular schedule. Even if he stays up late, he will sleep an extra hour the next day—he wakes up at 07:30.

The reason why fierce people are fierce people is that there are always some things that ordinary people can't match.

When Xu Yaochen was half-drowsy and half-awake, he thought that Li Yang was able to make a lot of money from scratch, probably because he didn't sleep much, and the quality of sleep was seventy-eighty when he was young.

Hearing the door knock, Xu Yaochen opened his eyes, "Boss, call me morning tea next door."

Unexpectedly, Li Yang wasn't used to his stinking habits at all, his suit was buttoned up and straightened like an antique, "stuck on the table, opened his eyes and walked to eat."

Xu Yaochen cursed secretly, a bastard who changed his face as soon as he put on his pants.He closed his eyes, turned over and went to meet Duke Zhou.

But Xu Yaochen didn't stay idle for a few days. He lay down during the day and served the boss at night, and the cycle went on and on, and it took a week.

On Monday, Chen Miaomiao came over early in the morning, and the assistant and makeup artist were there. When I asked, there was a live broadcast at noon.

"Brave man, please be merciful, can you notify me in advance next time?" Xu Yaochen sat on the sofa, his head controlled by the makeup artist, only his eyes could move around.

Chen Miaomiao, a wonderful man, is a tall and majestic strange man. He is obsessed with fitness, and his muscles are stronger than bodyguards. When he lies down on the single sofa, he looks like a mountain range. He is very burly. I am very sorry for the word Miaomiao.

"I added it temporarily, and I just found out that it hasn't been more than 24 hours." Chen Miaomiao glanced at him, "Oh, Pan, his eyebrows are good enough, don't add them to him, last time he was like Crayon Shin-chan. Just like my father, black and black on the eye sockets."

Xu Yaochen: "..." He praised me and scolded me.

Xiao Pan stared at Xu Yaochen's face speechlessly, and clicked his tongue twice after watching, "It's not heavy, it's so perfect."

Xu Yaochen smiled, teasing the girl, "Are you excited?"

Xiao Pan's eyes were dull, and he suppressed him, "No matter how perfect you look at it, you will be numb. Don't move, bro, your hair is messed up."

Xu Yaochen sighed, took a small tomato from an assistant and chewed it.

It will be broadcast at noon. According to the contract, he will broadcast it for 10 minutes, and the rest of the time will be brought by the anchor.

Before entering the camera, Chen Miaomiao told him several times not to talk nonsense. His strong arm rested on Xu Yaochen's shoulder, "Calm down, you are a refreshingly beautiful man."

"..."

Xu Yaochen felt that he was illiterate, so he turned and left.

Three months ago, Xu Yaochen acted in a school drama that had little splashes. Taking advantage of the decline of the flowers, Chen Miaomiao got him the endorsement of three melons and two dates, which can be regarded as breaking free from the curse of zero eggs.

What he is going to broadcast now is one of them, called Duck Duck Duck Spicy Duck Palm.

This brand, just looking at the words, it is nothing, once it is read out to the camera, it needs a sense of faith.

The anchor and Xu Yaochen shouted together: Duck Duck Duck Spicy Duck Feet, enjoy the spicy food, yah yah!

After reading, the barrage exploded.

-Which ghost thought of the advertisement, get out of here.

-Yeah!

- Duck Duck Duck!

……

- you are poisonous.

- Little brother looks good.

-Report your name and pay attention immediately.

- Can you do it, every day duck duck duck, don't you know the spokesperson?

- so who is it

- Xu Yaochen.

-do not know.

- don't know +1

-May I ask how many treasures are hidden in the paste coffee in our country?

- This face dog can meow again.

- Immediately won't be sleepy, Spirit Red Bull, you deserve it.

-I just want to know why it was broadcast at noon?

- a little sick.

10 minutes to say whether it is long or not, if you don’t chat after Amway’s duck paw, you will inevitably have to dig the ground with your toes.According to the procedure mentioned above, the anchor asked: "I heard that Xiaochen will join the recording of the '25 Hours of One's own' program, do you have any expectations for the new job?"

Xu Yaochen: "Of course. In fact, for me, being able to work will make me more at ease."

"It seems that our little minister is full of professionalism." The anchor changed his voice and asked again, "Then you have actually shot a lot of works, which one is the one you are most satisfied with?"

Xu Yaochen looked like an artificial intelligence, "As of now, it must be "Youth Like the Wind"."

- The answer flashes.

-Drip tight.

-Dummy business.

-It's the first time I'm going to live broadcast, so I'm nervous.

- Our minister is a fool, let him go.

-What's wrong with the bid answer?

- Can fans wake up?

- You can still be noisy while watching a live broadcast, I’m convinced.

-I just came to squat a duck's paw, but I didn't expect to squat with a good face, sucking.

- This is also called Shenyan?It seems that surfing the Internet is a different group of people.

-Isn't it good to be a leek quietly? Why make noise?

"Next, I'm going to ask a very vulgar question - I wonder if you have a character you really want to challenge?"

Xu Yaochen said, "The villain."

-Cao, you're fucking laughing at me.

-Xu Yaochen, The Complete Book of Walking Entertainment Circles.

The anchor laughed dryly, looked down at his watch, "Time is limited, so let's ask a question that fans are very concerned about at the end. Is Xiaochen single now?"

- Oh, what a death question.

- I added it temporarily.

-You can shut up, fans don't want to know.

Xu Yaochen glanced at Chen Miaomiao who was wiping her neck behind the camera, and replied, "Secret."

-I cried.

- Sisters, he has a master!

-what's the matter.

- Don't make up your mind, can you, it's a matter of privacy.

- To keep it secret is to hit back at the anchor, okay?

-I think this answer is more sincere than yes and no.

- Can fans go out with their brains?

- Don't order vermicelli, the cub will be muddy and there will be no live fans.

-It doesn't matter if you're single or not, I can't lick it even if I'm single, as long as he's happy, I'm happy.

- New fans agree.

-Yan Gou agrees.

After finishing the nonsense, Xu Yaochen downloaded it.On the way back, he received Gu Yuzhuo's WeChat, and the guy sent a few screenshots with the words: I didn't press it.