Social animals are forced to open every day
Chapter 50
Li Yang went to the underground garage of Lanting around ten o'clock in the evening.After parking the car, he sat in the car for a while.It's tiring, but it's not easy.
Over the years, he and Bai Chunlou have been tied up in some projects, and there is a rope called Guan Zhengcheng that trips them.Bai Chunlou's return to China is an opportunity, maybe it's time to break up the gang.But they can't be forced to tear it apart, regardless of friendship, Guan Zhengcheng is kind to them.
——I can't get a bad reputation for revenge in the future.
He rubbed his face, picked up a finely carved square wooden box from the co-pilot, and went upstairs.
There is a bad smell of tobacco in the elevator, which is very pungent.
Li Yang sniffed, slightly displeased.In a community like Lan Ting that engraves the expensive on the forehead, the elevator enters the house, and those who can live in it are either rich or expensive. There are only fourteen households living in one elevator, and those who can smoke a pack of cigarettes for five yuan in the car, Most likely not the owner.
That is the disadvantage of property regulation.
He took out his mobile phone and was about to dial the property management number when the elevator arrived.
The door opened, and a person was about to crash in without looking up.
——The figure didn't expect to run into the owner, and stopped by the elevator.
After a while, a flattering smile appeared on his ravine-ridden face, and he hunched over and stepped aside to make way for him.
It's a security guard.
Li Yang looked at him, he was about 50 years old, his hair was gray under the hard shell cap, he was not short, but his shoulders were bent, and his height was severely reduced.He has a pair of thick, black and bushy eyebrows, which are incompatible with those cloudy and cunning eyes.
Strangely, he actually felt that the other party looked familiar.
"What's the matter?" He asked without moving against the door.
The security guard smiled before saying anything, and lowered his head, as if deliberately revealing a kind of humbleness, "Hey, didn't this just take a complaint, saying that the noise disturbed the people, and the captain asked me to come up and have a look."
"See what?"
"Not this floor," the security guard bowed, "I'll go upstairs and ask."
As he said, he wanted to step over to the elevator.Then, the smell of smoke rushed over and penetrated into the nostrils.
Li Yang turned around and stepped out of the elevator, but pressed the up button with his hand, "Smoking and alcohol are prohibited during the security guard's duty. For the sake of bonuses," he gestured to the cigarette case in the security guard's pocket, "Smoking less."
"Understood, understood." The security guard bowed again, keeping his posture very low.
Li Yang let go, the elevator door closed, and the numbers jumped up one floor.
He opened the door and entered the room, and the room was dark again.He subconsciously looked towards the balcony, where he saw was empty, he laughed at himself, come on, the little bastard was scared out of his wits.
Putting down the wooden box, he washed his hands, went to cut a plate of fruit, and sat on the sofa to open the link sent by Wu Tong——
The scene was in full swing, to be an exaggeration, the side dishes and seasoning jars were flying around almost wiping the stove.The director's shots are appropriate, not too flattering or too cold to anyone, the four guests all have the opportunity to show their faces and "show their ugly face".
But Li Yang's eyes only fell on one person.
Sometimes I couldn't shoot him, so I looked for his shadow from the gaps.
Xu Yaochen beat egg whites and cut bananas in front of him quite smoothly, there was an illusion of peace in all things, but unfortunately the good times didn't last long, and the eggs flew away immediately afterwards.
——When he was about to pour out the batter, he was subconsciously pulled by the boy next to him who came to pick up the garlic in a panic, but accidentally slipped.With a tilt of his arm, half of the batter was poured out, and his hand was also thrown on the edge of the pot, which immediately burned red.
This side went to take a shower of cold water, and the other side had to turn over the cake. When he returned with the spatula in hand, the side that was in close contact with the pot was already so black that we could not distinguish between us and the bottom of the pot.
There was jubilation on the bullet screen, and there were occasional scolding, telling the bad artists to get out, it was self-evident who they were talking about.Li Yang was an eyesore and turned off the barrage.
Towards the end, the finished products of the four pots were placed in front of the stove, each with its own misery.
The camera swept over one by one, and when it stopped on the pile of chocolate banana muffins, the door slammed, with a beep, and a man walked in with a chill.
Xu Yaochen was carrying a box in his hand. Seeing that Li Yang was quite surprised, he was stunned for a while, and then he handed the box forward, "Do you want to eat?"
The two were separated by three or four meters, one was sitting under the milky yellow light source, the other was standing in the grayish yellow shadow, their eyes met, but one of them avoided it.
"Why are you standing so far away?" Li Yang turned off the replay of the live broadcast and sat empty beside the filming, "Come here."
Xu Yaochen took off his coat, put the carton on the tea table, "I made it, try it. I'll go wash my hands."
Li Yang lifted the lid of the box, and saw a lump of ugly black stuff nestled at the bottom of the box, which was spread out carelessly, with its belly pouted in a provocative gesture.
——Xu's chocolate banana muffins, with a subtle foot odor wrapped in the milk fragrance, comparable to a piece of softened carbon, so black that people can't find a place to eat.
"The black one isn't mushy, it's chocolate sauce." Xu Yaochen came over with his slippers on, his hands still stained with water, "After the recording, I redid it, it's edible, and it's not poisonous."
He turned to the kitchen to get two forks, gave one to Li Yang, and pointed at the black guy, "Eat."
So, the two began to share this piece of carbon.
To be honest, it’s actually okay after the entrance, not to the point of being hard to swallow, but the chocolate sauce is strong, the sweetness is bitter, and the Tianling Gai can shake when chewing.
After finishing half a piece, Li Yang took a sip of the sparkling water, let go of the ecstasy, and gave an evaluation like gold, saying it was okay.
Xu Yaochen nodded, and stuffed the remaining half into his belly.
After eating the cold muffins, Li Yang glanced at Xu Yaochen's blistered paws, "Be careful next time, don't dangle your hands from the pan."
Xu Yaochen looked at his thumb-sized blister without raising his eyes, "Did you watch the live broadcast?"
"Watched the replay."
Xu Yaochen said "oh", and then he was speechless.He retracted his legs, curled up on the sofa and stared at the boxy TV in a daze.
The phantoms of the two of them were shown on the TV. One was sitting upright, the other was weary, like people from two worlds.
After sitting for a while, Xu Yaochen said that he was sleepy and wanted to take a shower. Li Yang just came in with a phone call and turned to go to the terrace.Before leaving, put the ashtray that Xu Yaochen bought on it.
Xu Yaochen stood in the living room watching him skillfully light a cigarette, and then took a deep sip.
The peace of the surface is sometimes like a piece of chocolate, which looks smooth and flat, but it can't stand the blow.Maybe just a small external force can make it fall apart.
Xu Yaochen was sitting on the bed in a daze when Liu Zheng sent the documents Xu Yaochen requested.On the wide bed, the other side is empty and tidy, and the corners are kept tight.
——Li Yang hung up the phone and went out, telling him not to wait, he may not be able to come back.
Xu Yaochen opened the document and went back page by page.The screen is small, and he has to constantly zoom in and out, and swipe left and right, which is very troublesome, but he reads every word carefully.
A few days ago, he had a fever since the rumors on the Internet began to rage. He only read the part related to Li Yang's resume at first, and he didn't look at the rest of the fermented materials.Now that the fever has subsided and he is in good spirits, when he sees Liu Zheng, he asks him to make a summary, sort out the black material, and send it to him.
Liu Zheng did it briefly, only highlighting the main points of the content and high-frequency vocabulary. At first glance, it is all ugly.
He flipped down, flipped, and his fingers froze—
The signboard of Laoli Noodle House has been refurbished. It used to be a plastic sheet with red background and white characters, but now it has been replaced by a gold-plated plaque with a solid wood background.Only the four big characters are old and sharp handwriting, strong and powerful, not as good as the ink-splashed connoisseurs, but they still have the strength of character.
The old couple were not there, and the guy in the white shirt came into the picture.The noodle shop is run in an old-fashioned way, and the hired people all wear double-breasted white cloth shirts, wide-mouthed black cloth shoes, and their hair is tucked into their hats, so that diners don't worry about it.
Outside the store, the clutter on the street is gone, and the ground covered with mud is also clean, but the smell of fireworks has not changed at all, which makes people nostalgic.
Xu Yaochen felt uncomfortable.
Regardless of how the juniors are scolded outside, they shouldn't splash dirty water on the heads of the older generation.
From the root to the top, it was because he had stained his whole body with fishy fish.
Swiping the screen twice with his finger, wiped the old signboard flatly, and after a pause, Xu Yaochen turned the phone upside down on the silk quilt.He slid down on his back, staring blankly at the ceiling, nothing left in his head.
At 02:30 in the morning, the private room was full of smog. Guan Zhengcheng hugged a girl with big breasts and fat buttocks, put his hands on her waist, and pinched the soft flesh.
Li Yang was sitting in the corner with a cigarette in his mouth, his legs crossed, and a timid boy next to him.
Guan Zhengcheng sang halfway through the music, and yelled through the microphone over the sound of the music: "Brother, I picked it just for you. Why don't you like this, brother picked it for you!"
So fucking sick.
Li Yang didn't raise his head, just focused on his phone screen, indifferent and puzzled.
The boy's throat rolled down, and he dared to touch him.Thin legs stick to each other, through the trousers, trying to let their own heat infect the other party.
"I didn't blow you out because that guy is sick. If you go out of this door, you will lose your job." Li Yang didn't look at him, and his voice was not loud, but he startled the boy, "Stay away from me, Don't smell the perfume."
Two hours ago, when Li Yang arrived, Guan Zhengcheng was already drunk.
The people who formed a game with him had already withdrawn, Guan Zhengcheng spread out on the chair, and said with a big tongue that they were all masters who could wipe Licheng's ass.
Li Yang leaned over and tugged at him, staring at the sharp-edged face, said "Licheng has no buttocks to wipe", pulled him up two or three times, and walked out.
Guan Zhengcheng hung his arm on his shoulder, squinted his eyes, and tapped his chest with one hand: Yang, you can't be heartless.
conscience?But no, it's this thing that binds people's hands and feet, making them unable to move.
Guan Zhengcheng insisted on renewing the booth, so he called a few people over to lick his dog legs. A group of people went to the outskirts of the city and opened this box in a semi-private small courtyard.
Li Yang had nothing to do with him, curled up outside the crowd as before.Amidst the boring noise, he felt uncomfortable all over, thinking about the warm bed, and the little bastard who was always drying his back under the bed——Xu Yaochen has been very rebellious recently, and his temper is not restrained at all. He has long since disappeared. A vain respect.
The finger swipe unconsciously on the "Files" app. Halfway through the swipe, the document marked "square" pops up, and a photo suddenly jumps out and suddenly enlarges on the screen.
The vicissitudes of the face, the expression of the philistine, the crowded corners of the mouth - I just met a few hours ago!The other party nodded and bowed, humble and cunning.
Li Yang's straight spine felt as if it had been hit by a hammer in an instant, and several guesses flashed through his mind in an instant.
Over the years, he and Bai Chunlou have been tied up in some projects, and there is a rope called Guan Zhengcheng that trips them.Bai Chunlou's return to China is an opportunity, maybe it's time to break up the gang.But they can't be forced to tear it apart, regardless of friendship, Guan Zhengcheng is kind to them.
——I can't get a bad reputation for revenge in the future.
He rubbed his face, picked up a finely carved square wooden box from the co-pilot, and went upstairs.
There is a bad smell of tobacco in the elevator, which is very pungent.
Li Yang sniffed, slightly displeased.In a community like Lan Ting that engraves the expensive on the forehead, the elevator enters the house, and those who can live in it are either rich or expensive. There are only fourteen households living in one elevator, and those who can smoke a pack of cigarettes for five yuan in the car, Most likely not the owner.
That is the disadvantage of property regulation.
He took out his mobile phone and was about to dial the property management number when the elevator arrived.
The door opened, and a person was about to crash in without looking up.
——The figure didn't expect to run into the owner, and stopped by the elevator.
After a while, a flattering smile appeared on his ravine-ridden face, and he hunched over and stepped aside to make way for him.
It's a security guard.
Li Yang looked at him, he was about 50 years old, his hair was gray under the hard shell cap, he was not short, but his shoulders were bent, and his height was severely reduced.He has a pair of thick, black and bushy eyebrows, which are incompatible with those cloudy and cunning eyes.
Strangely, he actually felt that the other party looked familiar.
"What's the matter?" He asked without moving against the door.
The security guard smiled before saying anything, and lowered his head, as if deliberately revealing a kind of humbleness, "Hey, didn't this just take a complaint, saying that the noise disturbed the people, and the captain asked me to come up and have a look."
"See what?"
"Not this floor," the security guard bowed, "I'll go upstairs and ask."
As he said, he wanted to step over to the elevator.Then, the smell of smoke rushed over and penetrated into the nostrils.
Li Yang turned around and stepped out of the elevator, but pressed the up button with his hand, "Smoking and alcohol are prohibited during the security guard's duty. For the sake of bonuses," he gestured to the cigarette case in the security guard's pocket, "Smoking less."
"Understood, understood." The security guard bowed again, keeping his posture very low.
Li Yang let go, the elevator door closed, and the numbers jumped up one floor.
He opened the door and entered the room, and the room was dark again.He subconsciously looked towards the balcony, where he saw was empty, he laughed at himself, come on, the little bastard was scared out of his wits.
Putting down the wooden box, he washed his hands, went to cut a plate of fruit, and sat on the sofa to open the link sent by Wu Tong——
The scene was in full swing, to be an exaggeration, the side dishes and seasoning jars were flying around almost wiping the stove.The director's shots are appropriate, not too flattering or too cold to anyone, the four guests all have the opportunity to show their faces and "show their ugly face".
But Li Yang's eyes only fell on one person.
Sometimes I couldn't shoot him, so I looked for his shadow from the gaps.
Xu Yaochen beat egg whites and cut bananas in front of him quite smoothly, there was an illusion of peace in all things, but unfortunately the good times didn't last long, and the eggs flew away immediately afterwards.
——When he was about to pour out the batter, he was subconsciously pulled by the boy next to him who came to pick up the garlic in a panic, but accidentally slipped.With a tilt of his arm, half of the batter was poured out, and his hand was also thrown on the edge of the pot, which immediately burned red.
This side went to take a shower of cold water, and the other side had to turn over the cake. When he returned with the spatula in hand, the side that was in close contact with the pot was already so black that we could not distinguish between us and the bottom of the pot.
There was jubilation on the bullet screen, and there were occasional scolding, telling the bad artists to get out, it was self-evident who they were talking about.Li Yang was an eyesore and turned off the barrage.
Towards the end, the finished products of the four pots were placed in front of the stove, each with its own misery.
The camera swept over one by one, and when it stopped on the pile of chocolate banana muffins, the door slammed, with a beep, and a man walked in with a chill.
Xu Yaochen was carrying a box in his hand. Seeing that Li Yang was quite surprised, he was stunned for a while, and then he handed the box forward, "Do you want to eat?"
The two were separated by three or four meters, one was sitting under the milky yellow light source, the other was standing in the grayish yellow shadow, their eyes met, but one of them avoided it.
"Why are you standing so far away?" Li Yang turned off the replay of the live broadcast and sat empty beside the filming, "Come here."
Xu Yaochen took off his coat, put the carton on the tea table, "I made it, try it. I'll go wash my hands."
Li Yang lifted the lid of the box, and saw a lump of ugly black stuff nestled at the bottom of the box, which was spread out carelessly, with its belly pouted in a provocative gesture.
——Xu's chocolate banana muffins, with a subtle foot odor wrapped in the milk fragrance, comparable to a piece of softened carbon, so black that people can't find a place to eat.
"The black one isn't mushy, it's chocolate sauce." Xu Yaochen came over with his slippers on, his hands still stained with water, "After the recording, I redid it, it's edible, and it's not poisonous."
He turned to the kitchen to get two forks, gave one to Li Yang, and pointed at the black guy, "Eat."
So, the two began to share this piece of carbon.
To be honest, it’s actually okay after the entrance, not to the point of being hard to swallow, but the chocolate sauce is strong, the sweetness is bitter, and the Tianling Gai can shake when chewing.
After finishing half a piece, Li Yang took a sip of the sparkling water, let go of the ecstasy, and gave an evaluation like gold, saying it was okay.
Xu Yaochen nodded, and stuffed the remaining half into his belly.
After eating the cold muffins, Li Yang glanced at Xu Yaochen's blistered paws, "Be careful next time, don't dangle your hands from the pan."
Xu Yaochen looked at his thumb-sized blister without raising his eyes, "Did you watch the live broadcast?"
"Watched the replay."
Xu Yaochen said "oh", and then he was speechless.He retracted his legs, curled up on the sofa and stared at the boxy TV in a daze.
The phantoms of the two of them were shown on the TV. One was sitting upright, the other was weary, like people from two worlds.
After sitting for a while, Xu Yaochen said that he was sleepy and wanted to take a shower. Li Yang just came in with a phone call and turned to go to the terrace.Before leaving, put the ashtray that Xu Yaochen bought on it.
Xu Yaochen stood in the living room watching him skillfully light a cigarette, and then took a deep sip.
The peace of the surface is sometimes like a piece of chocolate, which looks smooth and flat, but it can't stand the blow.Maybe just a small external force can make it fall apart.
Xu Yaochen was sitting on the bed in a daze when Liu Zheng sent the documents Xu Yaochen requested.On the wide bed, the other side is empty and tidy, and the corners are kept tight.
——Li Yang hung up the phone and went out, telling him not to wait, he may not be able to come back.
Xu Yaochen opened the document and went back page by page.The screen is small, and he has to constantly zoom in and out, and swipe left and right, which is very troublesome, but he reads every word carefully.
A few days ago, he had a fever since the rumors on the Internet began to rage. He only read the part related to Li Yang's resume at first, and he didn't look at the rest of the fermented materials.Now that the fever has subsided and he is in good spirits, when he sees Liu Zheng, he asks him to make a summary, sort out the black material, and send it to him.
Liu Zheng did it briefly, only highlighting the main points of the content and high-frequency vocabulary. At first glance, it is all ugly.
He flipped down, flipped, and his fingers froze—
The signboard of Laoli Noodle House has been refurbished. It used to be a plastic sheet with red background and white characters, but now it has been replaced by a gold-plated plaque with a solid wood background.Only the four big characters are old and sharp handwriting, strong and powerful, not as good as the ink-splashed connoisseurs, but they still have the strength of character.
The old couple were not there, and the guy in the white shirt came into the picture.The noodle shop is run in an old-fashioned way, and the hired people all wear double-breasted white cloth shirts, wide-mouthed black cloth shoes, and their hair is tucked into their hats, so that diners don't worry about it.
Outside the store, the clutter on the street is gone, and the ground covered with mud is also clean, but the smell of fireworks has not changed at all, which makes people nostalgic.
Xu Yaochen felt uncomfortable.
Regardless of how the juniors are scolded outside, they shouldn't splash dirty water on the heads of the older generation.
From the root to the top, it was because he had stained his whole body with fishy fish.
Swiping the screen twice with his finger, wiped the old signboard flatly, and after a pause, Xu Yaochen turned the phone upside down on the silk quilt.He slid down on his back, staring blankly at the ceiling, nothing left in his head.
At 02:30 in the morning, the private room was full of smog. Guan Zhengcheng hugged a girl with big breasts and fat buttocks, put his hands on her waist, and pinched the soft flesh.
Li Yang was sitting in the corner with a cigarette in his mouth, his legs crossed, and a timid boy next to him.
Guan Zhengcheng sang halfway through the music, and yelled through the microphone over the sound of the music: "Brother, I picked it just for you. Why don't you like this, brother picked it for you!"
So fucking sick.
Li Yang didn't raise his head, just focused on his phone screen, indifferent and puzzled.
The boy's throat rolled down, and he dared to touch him.Thin legs stick to each other, through the trousers, trying to let their own heat infect the other party.
"I didn't blow you out because that guy is sick. If you go out of this door, you will lose your job." Li Yang didn't look at him, and his voice was not loud, but he startled the boy, "Stay away from me, Don't smell the perfume."
Two hours ago, when Li Yang arrived, Guan Zhengcheng was already drunk.
The people who formed a game with him had already withdrawn, Guan Zhengcheng spread out on the chair, and said with a big tongue that they were all masters who could wipe Licheng's ass.
Li Yang leaned over and tugged at him, staring at the sharp-edged face, said "Licheng has no buttocks to wipe", pulled him up two or three times, and walked out.
Guan Zhengcheng hung his arm on his shoulder, squinted his eyes, and tapped his chest with one hand: Yang, you can't be heartless.
conscience?But no, it's this thing that binds people's hands and feet, making them unable to move.
Guan Zhengcheng insisted on renewing the booth, so he called a few people over to lick his dog legs. A group of people went to the outskirts of the city and opened this box in a semi-private small courtyard.
Li Yang had nothing to do with him, curled up outside the crowd as before.Amidst the boring noise, he felt uncomfortable all over, thinking about the warm bed, and the little bastard who was always drying his back under the bed——Xu Yaochen has been very rebellious recently, and his temper is not restrained at all. He has long since disappeared. A vain respect.
The finger swipe unconsciously on the "Files" app. Halfway through the swipe, the document marked "square" pops up, and a photo suddenly jumps out and suddenly enlarges on the screen.
The vicissitudes of the face, the expression of the philistine, the crowded corners of the mouth - I just met a few hours ago!The other party nodded and bowed, humble and cunning.
Li Yang's straight spine felt as if it had been hit by a hammer in an instant, and several guesses flashed through his mind in an instant.
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