Social animals are forced to open every day

Xu Yaochen lay at home for a day and a half, during which time he just got up and used all his strength to turn the mirror that Chen Miaomiao bought so that it was not facing the door.Otherwise, this thing is like a giant demon mirror, which can scare people down when they enter the door unexpectedly.

What is surprising in the past two days is that although the box office of the "Detective One Two Three" he went to run a road show is not yet clear, but the word-of-mouth is still good, the score actually went up to 7, not hovering around 2 or 3 points.

The screenwriter excitedly posted a screen shot of the drama review in Moments, saying, look, the public's eyes are discerning, and I can almost find all the hidden clues I buried, Lao Huai comforted me.

Xu Yaochen gave her a thumbs-up, and didn't care much about the drama reviews. He turned to ask Chen Miaomiao if there was any work, he was very empty.

Chen Miaomiao surprised him, and hurriedly asked, "Son, what's wrong with you?"

"Let me work, let me go out, I'm empty." Xu Yaochen slumped on the sofa, looking at the second-hand plastic chairs that just arrived early, and felt that he had a serious illness a few days ago, why did he spend more than 4 to buy two? Plastic chair?

"You said this and that, I'm so energetic," Chen Miaomiao became energetic all of a sudden, her voice floated, "There is a slow variety show that grows land and vegetables, can you join?"

Xu Yaochen didn't even think about it, and agreed directly, "Come on." After the answer, he felt that it was not enough, and asked, "Others, let me have some more."

"That's really gone, son, you said you were lazy all day long, and now you're working hard all of a sudden, dad doesn't even know where to go for business." Chen Miaomiao gave him a suggestion, "Why don't you go to work?" You have a sense of presence on Weibo, interacting with your fans, and if you don’t show up all the time, the children will think that you have quit the circle and opened a bathhouse.”

Xu Yaochen felt that his nonsense idea was too unconstructive, so he hung up the phone.

In the past, when I was free, I never felt that the time was taken twice as long. I just thought that the time spent lying on the bed doing trash was short, and before I tasted the freedom of being trash, I was dug up and went to business again.

Times have changed, and now I finally have to take the initiative to do work, but no job comes to me.

It can be seen that life is indeed unsatisfactory nine out of ten.

Xu Yaochen updated three Weibo posts this afternoon.

One is a fat orange cat basking in the sun in the community, turning its belly and playing tricks.One is the clear blue sky washed by the strong wind, with a few elongated clouds lying on it, which looks leisurely.One is shredded chicken noodles with a beautiful soup color. The green onions are green and the light is just right, which makes people's index fingers move.

-Jesus, missing persons appear so bald.

- My minister picked his feet at home again.

- where's the broker!put him to work!

-Give the child a few days to rest, the eyes of rabbits have been running in front of the publicity.

- Cub, if you are bored, just broadcast live, we will accompany you.

- Am I the only one who cares about that bowl of noodles?

- Reasonably doubtful what he's showing.

-do not talk!I do not want to hear!

- Go find your cp, he plays in Dongda, hurry up!

Xu Yaochen sat on the plastic chair he had spent a lot of money on, scrolling through the comments, saw one of the above, reacted for a while, and remembered Gu Yuzhuo, so he sent a WeChat message to Erbaiwu, asking if he was in Dongda.

Two hundred and five times back quickly, he said he was playing ball.

After answering, he chased him again, telling him to go over immediately and introduce friends to play together.

The body that had been empty for a whole day finally found stuffing in the evening. Xu Yaochen jumped up and went to the cloakroom to pick it up, got a sports cover, wrapped it in a thin down, put on basketball shoes and set off.

In the past, he hated such occasions where there were more strangers than acquaintances, and he was suspected of having a slight social phobia, but now, he has a kind of desire to stick around in the crowd and let the popularity wrap himself up.

Dongda University is also on the outskirts of the city, in the same direction as Xu Yaochen's house in the logistics transfer station. He hailed a car and stood at the gate of Dongdaemun within half an hour.

Dongcheng Daquan is called Dongcheng University. A few years ago, it incorporated five private universities that were about to close down. It took such a casual name, which indirectly led to the pitifully small number of applicants every year.

The area Xu Yaochen came to was the new campus of Dongdae University, with a vast land and few people, and he couldn't catch a living person standing at the gate for 10 minutes.

According to Gu Yuzhuo, Actor Lu’s hair boy is a professor of Dongda University on the surface, but secretly has inextricable connections with the land of Dongda University, so they usually come to play football to get their hair out and occupy the Dongda University gymnasium.

The advantage is that there are few people, safety, and there are security guards on guard. The disadvantage is that the students are sharp-eyed, and they can be spotted as soon as they come, and the itinerary will be posted on Weibo immediately.

Fortunately, most of Lu Nanchuan's fans are career fans. After several baptisms, Gu Yuzhuo's fans simply dropped to life fans.

Occasionally, there are illegitimate students who smash the windows, but the big security guard is dedicated and can usually blow them out.

Gu Yuzhuo came out wrapped up like a mummy to pick up Xu Yaochen, and Xu Yaochen almost didn't recognize him.The two hundred and five galloped happily, and asked to arm with him, making the two 1.8-meter-long men look like a pair of petite sisters.

On the way, Xu Yaochen pointed to his pale mask, "What the hell is Dengxi?"

"Mr. Lu gave it to you, and I bought one for you. It's pink and blue, and it looks good." Gu Yuzhuo said, "The thief is easy to use. Let me tell you, if you wear it, you can go out freely, stroll around, and turn into ashes." Fans don't even recognize you."

Xu Yaochen looked at him carefully, "This thing used to have a name, it was called Yankini."

Gu Yuzhuo picked at the hole in the mask, his movements were very indecent, "It's okay, it's kind of interesting."

——It has to be said that for Gu Yuzhuo, the burden of being an idol is like a fart.

When we arrived at the gymnasium, the noodles were warmed by the heat, Xu Yaochen took off his down jacket when he entered the door.

There were five people in the arena, four ladies were sitting on the sidelines, and two male compatriots were resting on the side. Seeing Xu Yaochen come in, they all greeted each other.

Xu Yaochen looked over with wide eyes, good guy, I don't know any of them.

Gu Yuzhuo leaned next to him and explained in a low voice: "They are not from the circle."

This is not surprising, with Lu Nanchuan's character, he probably won't be able to make a few friends in the circle.

"Seven men, three gay, except me and Mr. Lu, the one sitting there, the handsome and mighty one, also gay, plus you, let's treat them four straight men in a balanced way." Gu Yuzhuo took advantage of Xu Yaochen's activities Legs and feet, whisper to him.

Xu Yaochen bent over and stretched his muscles, "So this is a confrontation between straight and curved?"

Gu Yuzhuo said: "It's almost the same, the loser gets the barbecue. How about it, can you make it?"

"Go," Xu Yaochen tightened his shoelaces, "but I'm going to their straight team."

Gu Yuzhuo was so angry that he pushed his head against him, "Fuck, you betrayed me!"

Xu Yaochen pushed away the silly dog ​​surnamed Gu and entered the stage.

He came up on this side, and Lu Nanchuan called Gu Yuzhuo to come up on the other side, and at the same time replaced the "very handsome and mighty" who was waiting on the sidelines.

This time, it really became a bend to a straight line. Of course, there is a rebellious bend hidden in the straight line.

Film Emperor Lu raised his eyebrows at him, "Xiao Xu, open your mouth."

The ball was in Xu Yaochen's hands. He stepped, dribbled, and was about to make a layup. When he was about to make a shot, the ball in his hand disappeared...

Mr. Mighty smiled, showing his white teeth, "Accept."

One hit from beyond the three-point line, the orange ball fell through the net and scored.

This was a beautiful stop, Xu Yaochen gave a secret compliment, and his fighting spirit was aroused.He stared at Mr. Mighty, back and forth, one point and two points, biting very tightly.Xu Yaochen's handball is not considered to be very good, but it can be regarded as an upper-middle level in the amateur team.He and Mr. Mighty robbed like this, and the remaining four people released the water tacitly, and it was up to the two of them to play tricks.At the end of the game, Xu Yaochen's team narrowly won by two points, and Gu Yuzhuo shot him a look: "Did you play well?"

Sweat profusely, profusely, of course cool.

With a smile on Xu Yaochen's face, he exchanged names with Mr. Wei Meng, "Xu Yaochen."

Mr. Wei Meng said: "Jiang Shanyue, he is a doctor in the Third Hospital of the city."

Xu Yaochen was dumb, he really didn't see it.

Jiang Shanyue was very cheerful, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and greeted everyone: "Go to the barbecue, I invite!" Then he said to Xu Yaochen, "There is a shower here, let's take a shower, so as not to go out and be caught by the cold wind, hot and cold, It's easy to catch a cold."

Gu Yuzhuo ran up from behind and grabbed Xu Yaochen's shoulders, "That's right, wash—ah!" Before he finished speaking, Yingdi Lu grabbed the back of his neck, "Don't be naughty, come here."

So, a group of people rushed to take a shower.

With a single room, the bent boys will naturally avoid embarrassment.

Going out, a group of people discussed where to go for a tooth festival.The dozen or so of them could have chosen a place at will, but unfortunately there are three public figures, going to a crowded place is tantamount to jumping into a pit. Kill the shop.

Jiang Shanyue lost and treated him, but no one felt sorry for him. Behind him, the professor from Dongda University yelled that he wanted to eat Dr. Qian Jiang’s salary for three months, so several people booed him, saying that he would not be able to eat for three months and that he would not be full.With a wave of Jiang Shanyue's hand, order whatever you want, it's up to you.

They had a lot of trouble, and Xu Yaochen's empty mood also filled up.

Sure enough, it is necessary to be popular.

The barbecue shop was to the north, and it took them an hour to drive there. Xu Yaochen didn't have a car, so Gu Yuzhuo sent him into Jiang Shanyue's car.

——For a car that landed nearly 100 million yuan, it's no wonder that salary is dispensable.

Xu Yaochen can be very chatty when talking nonsense with insiders, but when facing outsiders, he is at a loss and can't find a topic.I had no choice but to pull out my phone, pretended to have a message to return, and opened Moments.

As he brushed, his back suddenly straightened, and his flexible thumb froze.

——Li Yang posted on Moments.

The dog emperor, who used to be too lazy to use WeChat, now posts on Moments.

Xu Yaochen couldn't tell what it was like, he clicked on the picture, and then clicked back, feeling a little annoyed.

It was a photo of the arrival floor of the airport, with the caption: Welcome.

Who is welcome, I don't know.But it must be a special person, otherwise it would be the emperor of the working dog to post a circle of friends.

real dog.

so annoying.

Xu Yaochen locked the screen of his phone and looked straight out, staring at the boring asphalt road, feeling that the emotions that had just filled him up were deflated again.

Jiang Shanyue spoke in a timely manner: "Yaochen, I actually watched your movie, it should be a very early one, it seems to be playing a marginal boy?"

He was probably talking about the debut film, Xu Yaochen came back to his senses, and replied: "Yes, it must have been seven or eight years."

"I can't remember the plot, but I was very impressed with the look of you squatting on the side of the road and looking at the camera." Jiang Shanyue spoke naturally, although it was flattering, but not annoying, "It belongs to the kind of helpless and peaceful youth. Desperate, very stubborn, very defensive, quite a sense of substitution.”

His words were so polite that Xu Yaochen had no choice but to hold back his usual idleness, and said: "I'm just a fledgling, I don't know anything, it's the director's job."

Jiang Shanyue smiled, "I'm humble," he glanced sideways, his eyes quickly passed over Xu Yaochen's face, and then retracted, focusing on the road conditions, "A performance with talent and aura is very different."

Xu Yaochen was quite helpless, in and out of the circle, praise him was nothing more than "talent, aura", as if without these four words, he would be useless.

It was an hour's drive, whether it was fast or slow, when it was completely dark, a group of five cars drove into the private courtyard of the barbecue restaurant one after another.

——Fortunately, the pre-arranged place sold Lu Nanchuan's face, so that although they were interested for a while, they didn't end up with nowhere to eat.

Eleven people occupy the largest room.

When ordering food, a group of people were really rude. Jiang Shanyue didn't care what was expensive, and asked Xu Yaochen which one he liked with the menu card.

Xu Yaochen has never been good at food, he just likes to eat down-to-earth food, he doesn't know anything about Wagyu, so he has to listen to Jiang Shanyue's introduction one by one.

Halfway through hearing it, he unexpectedly felt sleepy miraculously, and just when the sleepiness came, he heard the voice of the Dog Emperor.

Hey!

Suddenly sober.

Xu Yaochen rubbed his face violently, and said to himself: Damn, I actually started to hallucinate. Where has the disease progressed?

However, the reality did not give him the opportunity to interrogate him, because the barbecue was served soon.

The comrades who had been exercising all afternoon seemed to have gone out to fight a pack of wolves, and Xu Yaochen stared straight at Gu Yuzhuo. The two hundred and five were acting like a baby with Lu Nanchuan, wanting spicy food.

Lu Nanchuan didn't even look at him, and asked the waiter to remove Chili from the room.

Gu Yuzhuo immediately let out a scream.

— Poor, no one cares.

After a very satisfying meal, his stomach felt comfortable, and his emotions naturally calmed down—Xu Yaochen felt that his wrinkled mind just now relaxed again.

He opened WeChat naturally and swiped through Moments.

So, I saw Li Yang made another one.

With pictures and text, only four words, ten years reunion.

The photo is a table of barbecue, from the utensils to the arrangement, it is the same as the table in front of Xu Yaochen.

On the clean hand towel, there is a cursive word "Lan" embroidered on it, which is the signboard of the barbecue restaurant. This is the only place with no branch.

This frightening fate.

Fortunately, this restaurant is very private, even if you go out for a walk, you may not be able to meet other diners.

—Maybe it won’t happen.

With this kind of boring luck, Xu Yaochen ended the dinner with his friends who ate well.

Outside the door, say goodbye to each other.

While exchanging pleasantries, the sound of conversation came from behind, and Xu Yaochen's hairs were about to stand on end.

This time is good, there is no way to avoid it, the surrounding trees are not as thick as his legs.

Two groups of people just ran into each other.

Li Yang's eyes turned naturally, and after pausing for a while on Xu Yaochen's face, they landed on Jiang Shanyue who opened the door for him.

At the same time, Xu Yaochen also saw clearly the man who was very close to Li Yang.

He was tall and long-legged, with a gentle appearance, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses framed a refined demeanor. He stood shoulder to shoulder with the dog emperor, and he wanted to be said "Congratulations".