Social animals are forced to open every day

"Are you stupid?" Xu Yaochen looked at his old buddy in shock.

Gu Yuzhuo broke his chopsticks for him, "What's the matter, life is about trying, aren't you curious?"

Xu Yaochen had a cold face, "No."

Gu Yuzhuo began to act coquettishly, "Come on, have a taste."

There is a bunch of plastic bags on the table, containing oysters, clams, pippi shrimp, and flower snails. They come from the same shop, which is called Zhou County Cuisine.

Zhouxian cuisine is a standard fly house, which is very unremarkable in the busy city. It is better than spicy, salty, and cheap.

About a year ago, Gu Yuzhuo and Xu Yaochen saw it on the way and ate it once. After eating, both of them had diarrhea and sat on the toilet until their legs went limp.

Who knew that Gu Yuzhuo didn't remember to eat or eat, and came here again with Zhou County delicacies.

He was full of curiosity about the fly house that knocked him down, and he didn't believe that the other party knocked him down once and there would be a second time.

Xu Yaochen can only give him a thumbs up—mentally handicapped children are more joyful, and mentally ill patients have more ideas.

"Let's eat, are you still afraid of pulling it?" Gu Yuzhuo sucked the flower snail without delaying his speech, "How are you? Is it sour to be with Li Yue?"

Xu Yaochen was puzzled, "You and Du Zhang... Li Yue picked up one of your ancestral graves, right?"

"Don't mention it, my stomach is full of anger." Gu Yuzhuo pinched Pippi Shrimp again, "When he was with Mr. Zheng just now, he replaced my male number one, and I was able to go from the first male to the second male. But this time It’s nothing, there’s nothing new under the sun, I can accept it. But you know about this grandson, he can’t even memorize the script after joining the group, he’s the one who stumbles fifty times in a scene. I'm paralyzed and picking my feet in private, just like this, the draft is more slippery than female artists, and the support club is like a cult, whoever catches and chokes whoever, scares my father to death."

Xu Yaochen added a drink to his glass, "Forget what happened 800 years ago, just forget it—here, let's suck your snail."

Gu Yuzhuo's mouth was red with oil, like a fool, "That can't be done, I will hold my grudge."

The two had a hearty meal and spread out in the early morning, Gu Yuzhuo left in the dark.

At the same time, the fans who were squatting outside the hotel went on Chaochao, and in an instant, calmly cp sang and leaped forward, directly hitting the second place on the list.

- Quick report ahead: Brother Zhuo visited Ban Chenchen late at night, and came with a midnight snack.Sisters, there are pictures and the truth, those layers of plastic bags are really down-to-earth [picture]

- No matter how rough the road ahead is, I will run to you without fear of hardships!

- "Everything in the world is not as good as what you give me." - [Image]

-I got wrinkles from super chatting in the early morning, and I have never been so serious in my life.

-As a mother fan, I always cherish comfort.

-md, please everyone who engages in CP in domestic entertainment should look up to you calmly!

-It's so true that I'm drooling with excitement (bushi

- I can only say, Gu Yuzhuo, you are really a favorite.

It's like New Year's Eve, cp fans-the peaches are happy until midnight, the wives are urgently producing food, and the sisters are fed until they can't get up.

Xu Yaochen was sitting on the toilet, clutching his phone in pain, staring at the text message sent by Gu Yuzhuo, desperately wanting to open his head and straighten out the brain circuit of this bastard who stepped on the switch.

——Unsurprisingly, they were both brought down again.

Zhouxian cuisine is honest and honest.

Liu Zheng helped Xu Yaochen buy medicine in the middle of the night, but he bought nothing but a box of Huoxiang Zhengqi.Xu Yaochen drank two bottles, it was useless, and continued to experience the real chrysanthemum residue.

Fortunately, there was no scene with him the next day, so he was able to hang around in the hotel.

Xu Yaochen ran to the toilet until his legs went limp, and his face was covered with dark circles, as if he had been sucked dry by a goblin.

Liu Zheng sat next to him on the bed and scratched his head, "Brother, why don't we go back to the city for an infusion, I'm afraid you'll become dehydrated."

"One day, I'll be fine." Xu Yaochen didn't like to go to the hospital, as long as it wasn't a major injury, he could handle it.

Liu Zhengchou died, "I also took the medicine, but it doesn't work."

Xu Yaochen waved his hand weakly, "The efficacy of Zhouxian's food can only last for 48 hours, you..."

Before the word "you" was finished, the phone rang. Liu Zheng saw that it was Gu Yuzhuo, and raised his hand to pass it over.

As soon as the phone call was made, Xu Yaochen started cursing. The two half-dead people cursed each other through a network cable to stay for an extra night.

Liu Zheng had no choice but to quietly complain to Chen Miaomiao. He had a long talk, but he didn't expect Manager Chen to be so kind-hearted, so he ordered him to pour salt water on Xu Yaochen, without even mentioning the hospitalization.

Liu Zheng put down his phone, feeling extremely worried.

Just as he was gloomy, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the two chatting on the video call, and suddenly had an epiphany—also, the cp who had just ranked No. [-] the day before was going to the hospital, that would be wonderful.

After hanging up the phone, Xu Yaochen's mouth was parched, Liu Zheng poured half a pot of light salt water for him, and then drank a whole bottle of warm water. After 3 minutes, he sent his brother directly to the toilet.

Just like that, the two spent most of the day in the room, and Xu Yaochen was finally able to sit up.

His stomach was empty, Xu Yaochen said he was hungry, Liu Zheng immediately got up to get him porridge and custard, but before the people left, the doorbell rang.

"Who is here now?" Liu Zheng muttered, stepped on his shoes and opened the door.

Xu Yaochen looked down at his phone and saw two WeChat messages.

Miaozai: I heard that President Li went to the film and television city in the afternoon, and their company has a project to start.

Miaozai: I might let you pick me up.

World-class retreating performance artist: ?

"Ah—President Li." Liu Zheng's voice sounded like a dog's leg, "Please come in."

World-class retreating performing artist:  …

Miaozai:?

Li Yang was tall, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, like a trainer. He stood next to Liu Zheng, making the normally neat little assistant look like a little chick with big eyes.

Xu Yaochen lay on the bed and looked over, feeling the contrast was tragic, and at the same time Liu Zheng himself seemed very embarrassed, so Xu Yaochen let him go and let him seriously make white porridge and egg custard.

Li Yang stood still, looking at the listless Xu Yaochen.

He thought he would see a lively little thing with a sweet mouth and a sword, but he didn't expect to see a sick beauty.

——Xu Yaochen was not fat at all, but a set of wide short-sleeved shorts made his figure even thinner, and with that sallow look on his face, it was really miserable.

"What's going on here?"

Li Yang's expression seemed to be watching a show, Xu Yaochen was paralyzed like a corpse, "Diarrhea."

"It seems that I didn't eat well after midnight snack, and extreme joy begets sorrow."

Xu Yaochen was a little annoyed, "Are you all living in Chaohua?"

"Just follow the audience to watch the fun, why are you annoyed." Li Yang sat next to the bed, rubbing his ankles with his hands, "Look at the cold, doesn't the caring Liu Zheng cover you with a quilt?"

Xu Yaochen had a stomach ache and was feeling sluggish all over, it happened that Li Yang came to provoke him at this moment.The temper that had been suppressed for more than ten years turned up, and he raised his foot to rub against his suit, "It's cold, let's warm it up."

"Small," Li Yang unbuttoned his suit, and actually covered his hooves, "Why, you're so sick, why don't you pretend to be good?"

Xu Yaochen was surprised, put his arm on the back of his head as a pillow, raised his neck and looked at him, "Look, I'm already like this, I really can't serve you—up and down."

"I missed you, but I didn't care about that." Li Yangyang slapped his calf, not hard, but crisp, "I've been with me for more than a year, and I'm just a sperm in my eyes." Brain bastards won't do it."

Xu Yaochen: "I call it habitual thinking. When we meet and don't have sex, why don't we just cover the blanket and watch the snow and the stars?"

Li Yang stopped talking, put his palm under his thin calf, and played with it like pinching a dog's leg.After playing for a while, Xu Yaochen was about to feel sleepy, but he said sternly: "Don't think of it as dirty."

Xu Yaochen was a little confused, the voice was pouring into his ears, he didn't think about it, he thought to himself: Could it be that it's still Baixue in Yangchun?

He fell asleep, and when he opened his eyes, it was dark.

There was a little smell of rice in the room, Xu Yaochen was so hungry that his appetite was whetted by the smell.

He struggled to get up, but he couldn't use the strength in his arms, and suddenly went limp, and fell back again.

The fall didn't matter, my stomach woke up, the bowel sounds were like a train, and then the colic came up, causing him to snort suddenly.

Li Yang, who was taking a nap next to him, was startled awake, and supported Xu Yaochen who was about to get up, "What do you want?"

Xu Yaochen: "I want to take a shit."

Occasionally, this person was so vulgar that he didn't want to lose face at all, and he looked at him sharply, "Can you go?"

"Yes." Xu Yaochen brushed his hand away, very impatient, and went to the bathroom step by step, leaning on the wall.

Li Yang lowered his hands, the palms were wet - it was all sweat from Xu Yaochen's back.

The dripping sweat seemed to stir up a nerve in him that had been silent for a long time, causing his palm to be pricked. It was hallucinatory and tingling.

Li Yang doesn't understand medicine, but the life experience of normal people easily shows that Xu Yaochen needs to seek medical treatment.