I regenerated a small bodyguard

They have been busy with their affairs recently, and they finally found time to get their certificates first, and they didn't plan to stay outside for too long, they didn't bring anything, and before they reached the street near the two, Mu Jiashu asked The driver stopped and gave the money to get off.

Wei Xun followed him down and asked, "Don't you want to go home?"

Mu Jiashu smiled and pointed forward: "I see someone I know, can I say hello?"

Wei Xun took a look after him, and found that it was Zheng Ke whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

Wei Xun said: "Hey! The surname is Zheng!"

Zheng Ke was flirting with a well-dressed girl, when he heard the voice and turned around, he found that it was Wei Xun and Mu Jiashu, and quickly greeted him: "Hey, you two..."

While he was talking, the girl turned her head and left, Zheng Ke hurriedly stopped talking.

Mu Jiashu clearly heard the girl yelling at him: "People are so angry that you still say hello to others! In your heart, is it important to say hello or me? If you think that friends are more important than others, then you Go live with your friends forever!"

Mu Jiashu: "..."

The girl left after yelling, and Zheng Ke chased after her, shouting without looking back: "I'll find you two later when I have time!"

Mu Jiashu looked at his back, Wei Xun asked: "Do you think this is true love?"

Mu Jiashu said: "Which one was not true love before?"

Wei Xun smiled and said, "Do you want to make a bet?"

Mu Jiashu said, "Within 10 minutes."

Wei Xun gave a "tsk" sound: "That's why I can't gamble anymore, I think the same as you."

He looked around while talking, and suggested: "It's too boring to just stand here and wait, why don't I buy two popsicles?"

Mu Jiashu said: "Okay."

Wei Xun ran to a cold drink stand on the street and bought two ice creams, peeled off the outer packaging and handed them to Mu Jiashu, watching him take a bite: "Is it delicious?"

Mu Jiashu nodded.

Wei Xun said, "Give me a bite of yours."

Mu Jiashu: "..."

Although he passed the ice cream in his hand, he still couldn't help complaining: "If I'm not blind, the two of us seem to be exactly the same."

Satisfied, Wei Xun took a bite where Mu Jiashu had bitten: "It's different, the food you ate was very delicious."

Mu Jiashu: "..."

what to do?It feels like Wei San has become more and more perverted since they got together?Is this the legendary "officers, soldiers and soldiers corrupted by capitalists"?

The two stood on the side of the street like middle school students and finished eating the ice cream. In less than 10 minutes, Zheng Ke came back dejectedly. Is there any humanity left?"

Wei Xun held back a smile and asked him, "Isn't it possible?"

Zheng Ke snorted: "Huh, I can't be pulled down, who cares... let's go, find a place to eat first, I'm starving to death. Wei San, please, I put my wallet in her handbag and was shunned." gone."

The three of them found a chain-themed restaurant nearby. Wei Xun was delighted after seeing the sign, and turned to Mu Jiashu and said, "If you walk casually, you can enter your restaurant."

Mu Jiashu smiled back at him: "Don't think that you don't have to give money just by saying that."

Not long after he and Wei Xun had eaten, neither had any appetite. Seeing Zheng Ke venting his anger, he ordered a bunch of food and munched on the table.

Mu Jiashu rested his chin on one hand and stirred the coffee in the cup with a small porcelain spoon: "What's the matter this time?"

Zheng Ke said angrily: "That girl is too hypocritical! It just so happens that you are a know-it-all, so you can analyze for me what all these women are thinking now."

Mu Jiashu smiled and said, "All ears."

When he was talking, he accidentally used too much energy, and a drop of coffee in the cup accidentally splashed on the back of his hand. Wei Xun pulled a tissue from the side, took Mu Jiashu's hand, and wiped it for him.

Zheng Ke saw it in his eyes, and felt that something was wrong, but the two brothers had been sticky since they were young, and he was used to it. The strange emotion just passed through his heart, and then he was immersed in his own. Wronged.

"Today, I didn't even play Glory of the King, and I spent a whole day shopping with her. This is a big sacrifice, isn't it sincere enough?"

Wei Xun was in awe: "It's really amazing."

Zheng Ke said: "We looked at the clothes, and I said I would buy the one she liked, and I said it looked good when she asked how it was. Originally, the street was very harmonious, but two women came to meet me, and she asked me, which of these two women is it?" nice."

Unsurprisingly, one of the classic question types for male examinations for women appeared here. Mu Jiashu asked, "What did you say?"

Zheng Ke said: "If I was the naive and simple me in the past, I would definitely tell her that the one in the yellow skirt is beautiful, but now that I have experience, I said she is beautiful. But she said again, it was because of those two girls. I can't say her...Wesan, what do you want me to say?"

Unexpectedly, Wei Xun was given a brain teaser, stunned for a moment, and tentatively said, "Say...it doesn't look good?"

Zheng Ke said in a subdued tone: "You man, why do you like to pick on women? Are they not good-looking? Are you good-looking? Who is used to picking and choosing? I am the most annoying person!"

Wei Xun: "..."

Zheng Ke spread his hands and returned to his normal tone: "My ex-girlfriend said it."

Wei Xun said: "...Then how do you answer?"

Zheng Ke: "I still firmly say that there is no choice, but she is good-looking. No matter how good-looking others are, they are not as good as her."

Mu Jiashu didn't praise him: "And then?"

Zheng Ke sighed: "Then she changed the short-answer question into an essay question, and asked me to explain in detail why she is not as good-looking as her, and where she is not as good-looking. Then I said, the one on the right is not as big as your chest, and the thigh on the left is thicker than yours. I'm in a hurry."

Mu Jiashu couldn't help laughing, Zheng Ke said: "Why do you say? You just say what's wrong with me?"

Mu Jiashu said: "You'd better finish the rest of the matter in one breath, and I'll tell you together after I'm done."

Zheng Ke said strangely: "Hey, how do you know that there are more in the future - I saw that she was very upset, so I asked her if she was angry, and she said no, I think it must be because I was thinking too much, so let's continue Let's go shopping, but after walking a few steps, she told me not to follow her, she was going to buy a necklace for her mother, and let me play my game."

"There is an Internet cafe right next to it. I am very relieved to see that she is so considerate. I just said that I will go to the Internet cafe for a fight, and after the fight, I will go to the jewelry store to find her, and she will leave."

Mu Jiashu: "..."

Wei Xun said, "Then she got angry?"

Zheng Ke said: "She said she wasn't angry. Besides, she let me play, so there's nothing to be angry about. I went out to find her after a game, and she was still waiting for me in the jewelry store. After I went in, she was still waiting for me." She was very happy and took a necklace and asked me if it looked good, and said she liked it very much."

"I saw that the necklace was pretty good, but it was okay for her to wear. It was not suitable for her mother. I told her kindly that it was not suitable for your mother. I saw the string of sandalwood beads hanging over there." Not bad, but she became anxious. I was busy coaxing you when you came. Then I figured out after coaxing for a while. There must be something wrong with this woman. If there are so many problems, it’s better to find This book "One Hundred Thousand Whys" is going to find a partner, I don't have that patience, so I withdraw to find you two for dinner, anyway, the three of us are single dogs, and it's good to be a company."

Mu Jiashu: "..."

You are really great.

Wei Xun said dissatisfied: "Who is single, I still have Xiaoshu."

Zheng Ke said: "Okay, okay, I know you two have a deep relationship, and I won't let a third party get involved... Jiashu, what do you think these women are thinking?"

Mu Jiashu said slowly: "There is nothing wrong with what you said at the beginning, but if it were me, and my girlfriend asked me why other women are not as good-looking as her, I would say that in my eyes, you are the only one worthy of my careful attention." , I don't particularly care what other people look like."

Wei Xun: "..."

Zheng Ke said: "So why can't my words catch up with yours?"

Mu Jiashu smiled and said, "You described it so specifically, if you didn't stare at those two girls carefully, how could you see them so clearly?"

Zheng Ke was speechless, and Mu Jiashu said again: "Actually, the problem wasn't that serious at this time, but you didn't take advantage of the opportunity later, Young Master Zheng, I know what she meant when she told you 'I'm not angry' later. Is it? This shows that her mood is in the middle of being angry and not very angry. Why don't you go to the Internet cafe to play games instead of coaxing?"

Zheng Ke didn't understand: "She still says she's not angry? What if she's not angry?"

Mu Jiashu said: "I will call you a bastard, a big liar, a bad guy... The specific content should be combined with the context."

Zheng Ke: "...If you are very angry..."

Mu Jiashu said: "I will politely say goodbye to you with a smile on my face."

Zheng Ke: "..."

Mu Jiashu took a sip of coffee and finished his last lecture: "So she actually wanted to give you a chance, that's why she waited so long in the jewelry store. After you went... .”

Zheng Ke said: "After I went, I sincerely helped her pick things up, and I didn't hesitate at all! It's just that the necklace really doesn't suit her mother..."

Mu Jiashu looked at Zheng Ke with a little sympathy, as if he saw the three big characters "Zhu Gusheng" shining on the top of his head.

"As long as she asks you the words 'does it look good', your opinion is meaningless, and the only correct answer is to tell her—"

Seeing Zheng Ke and Wei Xun looking at him with burning eyes, Mu Jiashu coughed dryly, "I'll buy it for you."

The author has something to say: Thank you Xiaodaidai for eating fish and da da da's nutrient solution, (づ￣3￣)づ.