Husbands Are Not Human [Quick Transmigration]

Ji Jiezhi had never made a cake before, so he searched for an instructional video on his mobile phone and planned to follow it step by step.

He leaned the phone on the shelf, but the phone case was a little slippery and couldn't hang.He was planning to find something to fix it, Shen Jie who was standing aside hurriedly said.

"Wife, don't move! I'll get it!"

After speaking, he ran away in a hurry, afraid that Ji Jiezhi would snatch him.

Ji Jiezhi shook his head helplessly, took off the phone, and said, "Run slower, don't bump into it."

Shen Jie's feet were not slow, he turned his head and said triumphantly, "I'm good at it."

Then Paji bumped into the two-meter-tall giraffe doll in the living room, and the doll knocked it down. Like a chain reaction, the doll hit the white cat head doll on the sofa, and Kuangji knocked the cat on the coffee table into the air. The cat water glass, the water glass fell to the ground and broke.

Shen Jie's heart was also broken.

"My favorite cup!" Shen Jie shouted, striding over in three steps and two steps, holding up the pieces on a sliding rail, and twitching twice.

"Are you acting in a bitter drama?" Ji Jiezhi poked his head out and shouted at him.

Shen Jie picked up the fragments of the cup with trembling hands, his face was drawn like a bitter melon, "Honey... the cup is broken."

Shen Jie and a poor rural woman in her 40s who had a child took her son out to wash clothes one day, but the son fell into the water and died because of fun, and the woman cried bitterly while holding the son's body.

With his expressiveness, it's really a loss of his acting skills not to play a cameo role in a TV series.

Ji Jiezhi clasped his hands and watched him act calmly, "Cry, cry louder, didn't you eat the cake cup? Are you so weak?"

Shen Jie said aggrievedly: "My wife, you don't love me anymore..."

Looking at him, Ji Jiezhi sighed, put down his phone, walked out of the kitchen to the second bedroom, went straight to the bookshelf, took the things in the second and sixth row, and sent them to Shen Jie.

"Here, your favorite cup No. [-]."

What he held in his hand was a cup, in the shape of a white cat's head, exactly the same as the one held by Shen Jie.

"If I remember correctly, your favorite cups are No. [-], No. [-], No. [-], a total of twelve."

This cup was bought by Shen Jie during the last lottery draw in the supermarket. In order to make up the number of lottery draws, he searched all the shelves.

Shen Jie: "Oh."

Ji Jiezhi brought a broom and dustpan, "Find a phone holder, don't get in the way."

Shen Jie let out an "oh", and obediently went to the utility room.

As a result, after sweeping and procrastinating Ji Jie's land, he went back to the kitchen and watched the tutorial for 2 minutes, but Shen Jie hadn't come back yet.

Ji Jiezhi lazily went out, stood in the kitchen and shouted, "Shen Jie, are you looking for golden eggs in the utility room?"

Shen Jie replied: "Come here!"

The voice gradually approached, and Shen Jie cheerfully held up the ipad in front of Ji Jiezhi.

"I can't find a mobile phone stand, my wife can use this, it comes with a stand." The tablet protective case is three-fold, and it can be used as a stand when it is folded backwards.

Ji Jiezhi raised his eyebrows, "Isn't this for your office use? Are you afraid that I will discover some commercial secrets?"

Shen Jie found the same video by the name of Ji Jiezhi's teaching video, clicked on it for him, and put the tablet on the shelf. It was just the right size and would not fall over.

"I trust my wife unconditionally!" Shen Jie patted his chest and said.

Ji Jiezhi suddenly thought of something, the smile on the corner of his mouth slowly fell, and he turned his back, "If you wait any longer, you will have cake for dinner."

Ji Jiezhi still overestimated his cooking skills. He followed the teaching steps step by step. He used as many grams of flour as the blogger used, and he followed what the blogger put. In the end, it was completely two things.

Shen Jie poked the lumpy thing with his chopsticks, "Honey, the cake doesn't look like this in my memory."

Ji Jiezhi glared at him, "It's the first time I do it, it's normal to fail."

Then he failed the second and third time.

Ji Jiezhi looked at the three ugly lumps of different things that should be called "cakes" on the kitchen counter, and sighed heavily, "Let's eat the little cakes you bought."

Shen Jie reached out and took a small piece and ate it, "Although it doesn't look very good-looking, it tastes very good, no different from the ones sold outside."

Ji Jiezhi also ate a piece, "You have too thick a filter..."

It's so sweet that you have to eat it while taking insulin.

Ji Jiezhi cleaned up the kitchen counter, looked at the time, it was already five o'clock, and it was almost time to make dinner.

"Isn't Aunt Wang coming to cook at six o'clock today?"

Shen Jie: "Yes, I haven't had time to tell her that you are staying at home after school."

"Then you call her and tell her that you don't come today, I will cook tonight." Ji Jiezhi took out the vegetables and meat to be used from the refrigerator.

He planned to cook braised pork with preserved vegetables, braised chicken, and just stir-fry some cabbage and garlic spinach for vegetarian dishes, and make tomato and egg soup.

Shen Jie was very surprised, his expression was the same as that of a pauper who had been down for seven days and won hundreds of thousands of lottery tickets, "Honey, can you still cook?! I thought you could only cook noodles and dumplings."

Although Ji Jiezhi doesn't know how to bake cakes, he does know how to cook. It's impossible for him to live alone for two years without even lighting up his cooking skills. Although he can't cook hard dishes, home-cooked dishes are still simple.

"I'm not like a cat who only heats up instant bento." Ji Jiezhi waved him away, "Go to the living room and wait, the kitchen is small, I can't use it here."

Shen Jie didn't want to leave, "I'll wash the vegetables for you, and I'll stand at the door when you start cooking, and I will definitely not hinder you."

Ji Jiezhi did whatever he wanted, blanch a whole piece of pork belly, simmered for 15 minutes, took it out to cool and sliced.

Shen Jie looked at him while washing the water spinach, "My wife, you really know how to cut meat. You will never be able to practice this meat-cutting technique after a year or so."

Each piece of meat is as thin as it is very comfortable for obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it is neatly stacked on a whole plate.

"Can I still lie to you?" Ji Jiezhi fried dried plums and covered the pork belly, boiled a pot of water, put it in and steamed.

The stewed chicken is also easy to make. Shen Jie helped him chop the chicken. It was still boiled and stir-fried, mixed with the chicken and boiled in water until the juice was collected.

The pickled meat with preserved vegetables is ready first, and the fragrance of the house will be filled as soon as the pot is uncovered.Ji Jiezhi took it out, and took out another plate turned upside down, with the vegetables on the bottom and the meat on top.

The pork belly is thick oily red sauce, soft and glutinous, with a tangy aroma, and the plum vegetables are shiny, which makes the index finger move.

"Take it to the table and put it away."

Shen Jie took it, "I can order two big bowls of rice with just this dish!"

Ji Jiezhi smiled: "You can still eat two bowls of the braised chicken later."

After working for more than an hour, all the dishes are ready, two meat, two vegetables and one soup, steaming hot, full of color, fragrance and taste.

Shen Jie really filled a big bowl full of rice for himself, first he picked up a piece of braised pork, took a bite, his eyes glowed, he swallowed quickly and praised.

"Honey! Absolutely! It's on par with Aunt Wang's cooking skills, no, it's even better than Aunt Wang's cooking!"

Ji Jiezhi took a mouthful of cabbage calmly, "It's overdone."

Aunt Wang was a cook in a five-star hotel before becoming Shen Jie's housekeeper, so how could he compare with her.

Ji Jiezhi didn't expect Shen Jie to be so powerful in fighting, and there was only half a pot of soup left in the end.

Shen Jie didn't want to move, spread out on the chair, hiccupped disregarding his appearance, and said to Ji Jiezhi who was about to clean up: "Hey, my wife let me do it, let me take a break first."

Someone rushed to wash the dishes, Ji Jiezhi couldn't wait to put it down immediately, "Then you take your time and rest, I'm going to endorse."

Shen Jie waved to him feebly, "Come on, my wife."

Ji Jiezhi went to the study room, closed the door and thought for two seconds before locking it.

After turning on the light, the room was still the same as it was before he left in the afternoon, the focus was placed in the middle of the desk, and the glass of boiling water in the upper right corner was already cold.

Ji Jiezhi sat down, but he didn't open the focus set. He didn't come here to endorse.

'099, are you free now?I have a few questions for you. '

099 hummed, 【Do you want to ask about the double image in the afternoon? 】

Ji Jie nodded subconsciously, and then thought it was unnecessary, "Yes, but before that, I want to know if Tu Kezhou is still alive?" '

099: [Of course.After you break away from the first copy, everyone in that copy will lose consciousness, but only unconscious, they are all still alive. 】

In fact, Ji Jiezhi asked 099 this question before leaving the last dungeon, but at that time he just asked "If I leave, what will happen to this world?"

099's reply to him was "The time of this world will be suspended, everyone will fall into a deep sleep and lose consciousness, and will not wake up again unless there is an accident."

Ji Jiezhi rubbed his thumbnail twice, "Their consciousness fell into a deep sleep, so will someone's consciousness be separated from that world?" '

099 didn't answer him immediately, as if deliberately avoiding the question.

Ji Jiezhi added: "You said before that there might be problems with your operation, so will there be any flaws in your system, causing the character consciousness of other copies to be transferred to other copies?" '

099 was silent for a long time before saying: 【Under normal circumstances, it will not appear. 】

'generally?That is, there are exceptions?Otherwise, how to explain the double image today?It can't be my eyesight, right? '

[The specific reason is not clear, it has been submitted to the programmers, they are investigating the reason, if there is any progress, I will notify you. 】

'Your programmer is too slow. When he finds out, I might have finished this dungeon. "Ji Jiezhi said," and recently I feel that Shen Jie and Tu Kezhou are more and more alike. '

099: [Maybe it's because you miss Tu Kezhou too much, you have an illusion, and unconsciously use Shen Jie as a substitute. 】

Ji Jiezhi said contemptuously, "No, I'm not a scumbag who knows how to find a substitute."I'm pretty sure it's not my delusion, Shen Jie really looks like Tu Kezhou in the small subconscious details. '

[Probably because the two copies were created by the same author, the authors will inevitably have similarities in the details. 】

Ji Jiezhi said with certainty: '099, you are lying. '

'You don't usually use probability words when you speak, and you are always very sure, but in the two sentences just now, you used probability adverbs such as possible and probably. '

【…】

[...Sorry, I can't answer your question. 】

Ji Jiezhi calmed down for a while, and said, "That's fine, I won't force you."When does this copy need to be done?Can I apply for side assistance if there is an intimate drama? '

[Currently, the dungeon completion rate is 62.78%. If the host of an intimate plot is unwilling to experience it, you can apply to skip the plot. 】

Ji Jiezhi breathed a sigh of relief, 'That's fine.I have another question. '

【Please say. 】

'Can I see Tu Kezhou again? '

【……Can. 】

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