Husbands Are Not Human [Quick Transmigration]

Ji Jiezhi thought it was amazing that there was actually a crew filming in a fast food restaurant, and he didn't see any cameras before he came in.

Just as I was thinking about it, my arm was suddenly put on a hand. This hand was surprisingly cold, especially in the hot and dry August, as if it had just been taken out of the ice cave for twelve hours.

Ji Jiezhi withdrew his hand in shock, and raised his eyes angrily to see the person who came——

The first thing I saw was a head of long white hair, hanging down to my waist. I don't know which wig it was, but it looked like the real thing, soft and docile.Then there is a red robe with a white deer embroidered on it. The embroidery is exquisite, and the deer is so lifelike that it seems to jump out of the fabric with the swing of the hem.

Taking advantage of the trend, it is a face that can be noticed at a glance when thrown into the crowd, but what attracts Ji Jiezhi's attention most now is not the man's beauty, but the horns on his head.

It looks like a pair of deer antlers, with three or four branches. The main branch of the left corner is not known to be a developmental problem or it was broken the day after tomorrow. It is about the same length as the short branch.

"Handsome guy, did you recognize the wrong person? We are not from your crew." Song Jiayi waved his hand in front of the man.

The white-haired man stared at Ji Jiezhi without blinking. His eyes were full of excitement and unexplainable feelings. He took a step back, raised his hands, put his left hand on top of his right hand, and bowed deeply. He bowed, then... knelt down.

"The escort came late, please punish him, Your Majesty!"

The people who were already eating melons were completely uneasy, and took out their mobile phones to secretly take pictures.

Song Jiayi frowned tightly, pulled up his collar to cover his chin, pulled up the cover of Ji Jiezhi's sweater hat, hooked it around his neck, and said, "Hold it, your retirement has already caused enough trouble on the Internet. .”

Ji Jiezhi still hadn't come to his senses, "What's wrong with him?"

Song Jiayi exclaimed, "Are you asking me?"

Ji Jiezhi pursed his lips, looked at the kneeling man again, and was in a dilemma.

Song Jiayi said: "It is estimated that some mental hospital is not optimistic, the patient who escaped? Call the police first."

Just as Ji Jiezhi was about to nod, the voice of 099 sounded in his mind.

[He is not mentally ill, but the hero of this article, named Baiheliang, who traveled from the overhead dynasty.However, there is a problem with the plot. Your appearance has changed after reincarnation. In the original work, he should not know that you are the emperor of his world at this time. 】

Ji Jiezhi was shocked, "I'm still an emperor?" '

[In terms of setting, you are, but rest assured that this dungeon has a purely modern background, and there is no bridge to go back. 】

Ji Jiezhi: "...Oh, it's all right. '

Song Jiayi had entered all three numbers of 110. Just as he was about to press the dial button, Ji Jieyi held it down and said calmly, "You see, he speaks in an orderly manner, and which mental hospital would allow patients to wear such clothes?"

Song Jiayi looked at Ji Jiezhi incredulously, "You don't really believe that you are the emperor, do you?"

Ji Jiezhi: "..."

***

Ji Jiezhi was going to take Bai Heliang and Song Jiayi home, and Bai Heliang was very quiet along the way, but the gaze staring at Ji Jiezhi was too hot, Song Jiayi felt hot even if there was a distance between them.

Song Jiayi was flicking through his mobile phone and scrolling through Weibo J God's super chat, he pulled down more than a dozen posts with almost the same content, and his own super chat also had the same content.

He paralyzed back, sighed and said, "It's still discovered. The original Weibo video has been reposted tens of thousands. This popularity is almost catching up with our first year winning the championship."

However, after he finished speaking, there was no other sound except the blowing sound of the taxi's air conditioner.

Song Jiayi turned his head to the left, strange that the man was staring at Ji Jiezhi, and then looking at Ji Jiezhi, he was also looking at the man.

Song Jiayi sighed again, "How about I take the co-driver? Make room for the two of you?"

Strange man, Ji Jiezhi: "..."

Song Jiayi: ...

He cut off the trumpet on Weibo and went to chatting silently, but he didn't look at the super chats of both parties, but the cp super chats between him and Ji Jiezhi. There must be new food for cp super chats after this incident.This can't write a bloody triangle Shura field, and the three of Ji Jie's students are still running with the ball?

Although Ji Jiezhi looked at Baiheliang, his attention was not on him at all, but was chatting with 099.

099: [The dynasty that Baiheliang belongs to is called Qi Heng State, and when he was born, Qi Heng was already in decline.He was the son of the founding prime minister of the court, and he was proficient in civil and martial arts since he was a child. After entering the Imperial Academy, he was favored by the national teacher and accepted as a closed disciple. After the old national teacher passed away, he was appointed as the national teacher. 】

[And you are the last emperor of Qiheng Kingdom, who killed your brother and proclaimed yourself emperor at the age of ten.You are obsessed with the beauty of Baiheliang, and regardless of the obstruction of the officials in the court, you make Baiheliang the queen, and finally Qiheng Kingdom perishes. 】

Ji Jiezhi: '...'

'Is there a causal relationship between Qi Heng's demise and his succession? '

[Not the direct reason, but there is also a partial relationship. 】

Ji Jiezhi: "All right." '

He found out that in all the dungeons, he seldom encountered normal characters, and the last dungeon poor boy was the most normal.

'I should be reincarnated, right?So why did he time travel? '

[To put it simply, you should kill him to be crazy first, and then wear it. 】

Ji Jiezhi: "...Wow, it's really simple. '

Ji Jiezhi bought a villa in the outskirts of the city. This is a wealthy area, and there are usually few cars.Ji Jiezhi paid the money to get out of the car, and Bai Heliang saw him getting out of the car with an anxious look on his face, as if he wanted to push Song Jiayi away to chase Ji Jiezhi, but he was well-bred and held back.

He heaved a sigh of relief when he saw Ji Jie get out of the car and stood still, looked outside hesitantly, and got out of the car slowly, but because he didn't get used to it, the antlers hit the roof of the car, making a "boom—" sound.

Then the roof went through.

Taxi drivers are stupid.

Song Jiayi was amazed, and reached out to touch the horn, "Dude, what material is your horn made of? It can lift the roof of the car."

Bai Heliang frowned and took a step sideways, avoiding Song Jiayi's hand.

The taxi driver got out of the car angrily, and said angrily: "This is a public car, lose money!"

Bai Heliang calmly took out a shiny yellow thing from his cuff, "I don't know how much I need to pay, if it's not enough, please let me know."

Ji Jiezhi saw that Jin Zi's eyelids twitched, and hurriedly stood between the two, pressed Bai Heliang's hand back, smiled and said to the driver: "Do you support WeChat?"

In the end, Ji Jiezhi paid the driver [-] yuan for Baiheliang.

Bai Heliang seemed to know that he had done something wrong, with a dignified expression, he followed Ji Jiezhi silently.

Song Jiayi was next to Ji Jiezhi, and whispered in his ear, "What did he just take gold?"

Just as Ji Jiezhi was about to say something, Song Jiayi suddenly stopped in his tracks and yelled strangely, "He didn't come from time travel, did he?"

Ji Jiezhi's eyelids twitched again, and he remained silent.

No, why did Song Jiayi guess it so quickly?

Seeing Ji Jiezhi's silence, Song Jiayi thought he didn't understand, and put his arm on his shoulder, "I've seen this kind of setting in our CP super chat! You are a modern person, I am an ancient emperor, and I am an ancient emperor. I crossed over to fall in love with you, and it turned out that you were actually my queen and gave birth to two children for me."

Ji Jiezhi was speechless, "The current fans really dare to write about any setting."

Song Jiayi was about to say something, but his arm was suddenly grabbed by a cold hand, and he broke it off in a daze.

Bai Heliang's voice was very cold, "Be respectful to Your Majesty."

Song Jiayi said directly: "He definitely came here through time travel!"

Ji Jiezhi only felt that one head was two big, so he simply gave up.

"Maybe." He lazily made up a reason for Bai Heliang.

The place where we got off the bus was still a few minutes' walk away from Ji Jiezhi's villa. Baiheliang no longer stared at Ji Jiezhi all the way, but was vigilant against Song Jiayi, preventing him from having any close contact with Ji Jiezhi.

Song Jiayi was so stared at that his back was hairy. He rubbed his arms and asked, "What is the relationship between him and your previous life? This is definitely not a simple relationship between monarch and minister."

"I have known him for as long as you have known him." Ji Jiezhi said helplessly.

"Think about it carefully, don't novels often say that the protagonist has a little memory of his previous life?"

"Read less novels, and practice cooperation with your junglers more."

Song Jiayi begged for mercy.

After entering the room, Ji Jiezhi brought Song Jiayi a can of Coke, and struggled for two seconds on what to prepare for Bai Heliang, before finally finding the tea leaves that were sent by someone who didn't know who sent them.

I checked the expiration date and it hasn't expired yet.

He didn't know how to make tea, so he simply threw a handful of tea leaves into the teapot, washed them with boiling water, stirred them twice, and poured a cup into the teacup.

In the living room, Song Jiayi sat on the sofa and chatted with Bai Heliang... oh, it was one-sided.

Song Jiayi babbled a lot, but Bai Heliang stood beside the sofa indifferently, without saying a word.

Ji Jiezhi threw the Coke to Song Jiayi, put the teacup on the coffee table, and said to Bai Heliang, "Sit down."

Bai Heliang thought for a moment, and sat opposite Ji Jiezhi, separated from Song Jiayi by a sofa.

He and Song Jiayi's sitting postures are simply two extremes, one wants to blend with the sofa, and the other is rigid, as straight as a ruler.

"Drink some water." Ji Jiezhi said.

Bai Heliang looked a bit weak, he was born fair, the dark spots under his eyes were more obvious, his lips were dry, but his eyes were clear and bright.

He obediently picked up the teacup and took a sip, then frowned almost imperceptibly. He recovered so quickly that Ji Jiezhi thought he had blinked his eyes.

Bai Heliang put down his teacup, Ji Jiezhi asked, "Why do you call me 'Your Majesty'?"

Bai Heliang was puzzled by this question, and after deliberating for a while, he said, "Because you are Your Majesty."

Song Jiayi laughed, "How about the two of you?"

Ji Jiezhi ignored him and continued to ask: "I look a lot like your so-called His Majesty?"

Bai Heliang asked suspiciously: "Why did Your Majesty say that? You are the sixth emperor of Qiheng Kingdom, the Yuan Emperor respected by thousands of people."

Ji Jiezhi sighed, and said, "Look around carefully, is this Qiheng Kingdom?"

Bai Heliang froze for a moment, turned his body stiffly and looked around slowly, the disbelief on his face gradually deepened, his lips parted slightly, trembling slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything.

"I'm sorry to make you aware of this, but it's the truth."

Bai Heliang went berserk, grabbed his long hair with both hands, scratched it down, shook his head frantically, and muttered something.

"No, it's not true...no...it can't be true..."

Song Jiayi timidly asked: "Xiezhi, he won't bald himself, will he?"

Ji Jiezhi: "...?" The point is this?

Bai Heliang stood up abruptly, and ran out with all his strength. He couldn't open the door, and directly smashed through the door, and disappeared in an instant.

Song Jiayi murmured: "It's a pity that this strength doesn't make it to the national team."