The god dog of the male god
Chapter 1
husky.
The Chinese name is Siberian Husky, and the Latin name is siberianhusky. Its origin is in Russia.Huskies were originally used as snow sled dogs, and today they are used...to be stupid, to be stupid, and to be stupid.
There are three kinds of stupid dogs, one is Samoyed, the other is Alaska, and the third is Hutch.The husky has the most outstanding IQ among the three canine families.
Therefore, Husky is called the big fool among the three fools in the sleigh.
Leaf White, today, has successfully become one of the 'excellent varieties'.
Excellent breed?Good for your brother-in-law!Fuck meow is excellent!
Ye Zibai wanted to throw the table up and roar now, his eyes were red, as if he was about to spew fire from his eyes with anger.
Oh no.He's a dog now and can't tell.
You are the dog who meows!Lao Tzu is human!people!Live people!
Roar, Ye Zibai raised his hand, oh no.It's paw lifting.
Ye Zibai raised one of his front paws, looked at his cute black webs with his two piercing dog eyes, the flame of anger was instantly extinguished by a splash of cold water, Ye Zibai was deeply depressed .
The dog's eyes were dim, and he felt that there was no light in front of him.Ye Zibai's limbs were limp and lying on the ground, his fluffy ears drooped listlessly, his tail was curled up, and he looked extremely dejected.
He began to hypnotize himself in his heart: this is a dream, this is a dream, this is a dream, this is a dream...
At the end of the speech, the breath was so weak that it was almost inaudible.
— Lord God please tell me this is a dream!
Ok.
Hypnosis is over.
Ye Zibai opened his dog's eyes again, mustered up the courage to look down.
— or dog paws.
Ye Zibai only felt that the two dog's eyes darkened quickly, and he was about to lose consciousness.
His meowing is real... not teasing him...
He was about to cry, and he really was.But the sound of crying made him even more depressed.
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
What the hell is that sound, isn't this howling a wolf?Could it be...he was not a dog, but turned into a wolf?
This realization made Ye Zibai excited.The four dog legs ran side by side, running to the bathroom at the fastest speed ever.Halfway through, he suddenly stopped.
--Depend on!Get excited!What's the difference?Isn't it still a beast? !
So Ye Zibai lay back on the ground in melancholy, with a melancholy expression and a look of hopelessness on his face.
Why on earth is this happening...
He thought it would be back to normal in a day, but in fact it didn't.
He thought that one day was too short, and he would have to wait at least three days before returning to the original state.Three days later, still nothing.
He thought three days was still too short, so he continued to wait.Until now, Ye Zibai is still a dog.
Ye Zibai couldn't wait any longer.
Because his refrigerator has run out of ammunition and food, if he continues, he will starve to death at home before he becomes an adult again!Still in the form of a dog!
If a person dies of starvation at home, at least he can occupy a corner of the newspaper interface, and the police will come to find out the cause of death or something.If it was a dog...
It's better to throw the corpse directly, his dog's corpse rotted in the garbage dump.It was almost made into a dog meat hot pot, digested by gastric juice, and finally turned into a lump of yellow Xiang that was flushed into the toilet.But this is not the most unsatisfactory, the scariest thing is that he died
— No one found out at all!
—oh no!
Just thinking about the scene of corpses rotting at home and mosquitoes and flies flying all over the sky, Ye Zibai is horrified.
he!Absolutely!right!No!want!this!Sample!
Without further ado, well, now come to think of a solution.
If a person becomes a dog, then don't even think about it, the first step must be to ask a friend for help.The premise of asking for help is to convince your friend that you have become a dog...
As for friends, the only person Ye Zibai can think of right now is the unsmiling Chao Jiu.
Among the people Ye Zibai knew, Chao Jiu was the one with the best relationship and the highest IQ.Chaojiu is so smart, as long as he presents some physical evidence or other things, he will definitely be able to see that he is Ye Zibai.
Ok, the goal is determined, now let's move on to the next step.
--Call up.
……
There was an empty silence.
Ye Zibai only has a mobile phone.touch screen.
He looked down at his paw again, and compared it with the screen size of his mobile phone. He was horrified to find that his dog paw alone took up a quarter of the screen!
Press a quarter of the screen = four applications will be pressed at the same time = four people will be pressed for the directory at the same time = two applications will be pressed at the same time even if you stand on tiptoe = two applications will be pressed at the same time even if you stand on tiptoe personal.
Of course, the first premise is that his mobile phone must support dog paw operation.
...Damn it, I will never buy a counterfeit machine again!
What met a friend after becoming a dog/cat, what found a way to recover together, what beautiful owner... Bah!Everything about him in the book is a lie!
But how on earth did he become such a ghost?He didn't go out to touch any animals or strange people yesterday.Could it be that he had abused animals before, and now he looks like a consequence of himself?No, he is a good young man in the 21st century, how could he do such a thing as cruelty to animals.
Ahhhhh!Can not remember!Ye Zibai wailed in pain and wanted to hug his head, but unfortunately the hardware didn't support it.
Why did he become like this!Why is it him!Why!Why is he the only one so unlucky!Isn't this his birth year!
Ye Zibai cried again in grief.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Gulu."
The crying sound stopped abruptly.
This strange sound indicates that Ye Zibai is... hungry.
Restoring the adult body is now the second priority, we have to solve the problem of food and clothing
.If he doesn't eat any more, he will really starve to death.
After eating, think about how to return to the original state.
First go to the pocket and find out the soft girl.
With a goal in mind, Ye Zibai regained his energy, quickly got up, and walked towards the bedside in the bedroom.
Fortunately, he usually likes to put money in his pocket casually, otherwise it would be really not easy to get it out.
After Ye Zibai bit off the clothes on the head of the bed with his mouth, one paw pressed the other end of the jacket, and the other fiddled with his right pocket. fell out.
Looking at these red photos of Grandpa Mao, Ye Zibai almost burst into tears.
This feeling of nostalgia...
Ye Zibai lowered his head and rubbed violently on the banknotes a few times.
You are the one!Go, Grandpa Mao!
That's all for Grandpa Mao, the key really makes Ye Zibai a little disgusted.
The things that are thrown everywhere every day are actually held in his mouth. Although he is just a dog now, he is still human psychologically.
Staring at the key hesitated for a long time, finally reluctantly picked up the key.
People in the arena involuntarily……
After turning into a dog, everything in Ye Zibai's eyes instantly tripled in size.An ordinary trash can has now become huge in Ye Zibai's eyes.It is as insurmountable as Mount Tai.
Not to mention these giant races in front of us.It is the rhythm of the real version of the giant who advances X minute by minute.
go away!You, the fat man in front, are in the way!Lovers die!It's okay to grow so tall, I can't see the road!What are you doing wearing such high-heeled shoes? Where are the shoes? He looks like he is stepping on two steel nails!leave me alone!Going to step on it!Ahhhhh!He's meowing, did someone just take advantage of the chaos and sneak up on him? !Who of your uncle touched it again just now? !He is going crazy!
If it weren't for the money in his mouth now, he would have already bitten it!Damn, bully 'dogs can't speak'!
Ye Zibai felt that he was going to cry again.But conditions do not allow.
So I could only cry silently in grief and indignation in my heart.
The scene of Ye Zibai walking on the road with money and keys in his mouth was quickly discovered.
A few people stood in the distance, looking at Ye Zibai's figure, and began to point and ask questions.
After turning into a dog, Ye Zibai's sense of smell became much more sensitive, and so did his sense of hearing.
Ye Zi's white and furry ears moved slightly, and although it was far away, it reached his ears word for word.
"Look, the husky actually went out shopping by himself."
"What's in his mouth? He's been biting it tightly. Did he pick up a stone from somewhere as a treasure. The one in my family is like this."
"Pfft, Stone. So silly."
"Yeah, huskies have always been like this, I'm used to it. Hey hey, look, it's looking back at us!"
"Really, can it understand our words?"
"How is it possible, Huskies are so stupid. They don't know anything about this guy except snacks."
"It's pretty smart in a way... Pfft, why do I think it's even more stupid when I look back?"
Depend on!Silly your brother-in-law!Ye Zi turned her head back and stared angrily.
Even if Laozi becomes a dog, he will still be the smartest and most handsome dog in the world!
The author has something to say:
The Chinese name is Siberian Husky, and the Latin name is siberianhusky. Its origin is in Russia.Huskies were originally used as snow sled dogs, and today they are used...to be stupid, to be stupid, and to be stupid.
There are three kinds of stupid dogs, one is Samoyed, the other is Alaska, and the third is Hutch.The husky has the most outstanding IQ among the three canine families.
Therefore, Husky is called the big fool among the three fools in the sleigh.
Leaf White, today, has successfully become one of the 'excellent varieties'.
Excellent breed?Good for your brother-in-law!Fuck meow is excellent!
Ye Zibai wanted to throw the table up and roar now, his eyes were red, as if he was about to spew fire from his eyes with anger.
Oh no.He's a dog now and can't tell.
You are the dog who meows!Lao Tzu is human!people!Live people!
Roar, Ye Zibai raised his hand, oh no.It's paw lifting.
Ye Zibai raised one of his front paws, looked at his cute black webs with his two piercing dog eyes, the flame of anger was instantly extinguished by a splash of cold water, Ye Zibai was deeply depressed .
The dog's eyes were dim, and he felt that there was no light in front of him.Ye Zibai's limbs were limp and lying on the ground, his fluffy ears drooped listlessly, his tail was curled up, and he looked extremely dejected.
He began to hypnotize himself in his heart: this is a dream, this is a dream, this is a dream, this is a dream...
At the end of the speech, the breath was so weak that it was almost inaudible.
— Lord God please tell me this is a dream!
Ok.
Hypnosis is over.
Ye Zibai opened his dog's eyes again, mustered up the courage to look down.
— or dog paws.
Ye Zibai only felt that the two dog's eyes darkened quickly, and he was about to lose consciousness.
His meowing is real... not teasing him...
He was about to cry, and he really was.But the sound of crying made him even more depressed.
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
What the hell is that sound, isn't this howling a wolf?Could it be...he was not a dog, but turned into a wolf?
This realization made Ye Zibai excited.The four dog legs ran side by side, running to the bathroom at the fastest speed ever.Halfway through, he suddenly stopped.
--Depend on!Get excited!What's the difference?Isn't it still a beast? !
So Ye Zibai lay back on the ground in melancholy, with a melancholy expression and a look of hopelessness on his face.
Why on earth is this happening...
He thought it would be back to normal in a day, but in fact it didn't.
He thought that one day was too short, and he would have to wait at least three days before returning to the original state.Three days later, still nothing.
He thought three days was still too short, so he continued to wait.Until now, Ye Zibai is still a dog.
Ye Zibai couldn't wait any longer.
Because his refrigerator has run out of ammunition and food, if he continues, he will starve to death at home before he becomes an adult again!Still in the form of a dog!
If a person dies of starvation at home, at least he can occupy a corner of the newspaper interface, and the police will come to find out the cause of death or something.If it was a dog...
It's better to throw the corpse directly, his dog's corpse rotted in the garbage dump.It was almost made into a dog meat hot pot, digested by gastric juice, and finally turned into a lump of yellow Xiang that was flushed into the toilet.But this is not the most unsatisfactory, the scariest thing is that he died
— No one found out at all!
—oh no!
Just thinking about the scene of corpses rotting at home and mosquitoes and flies flying all over the sky, Ye Zibai is horrified.
he!Absolutely!right!No!want!this!Sample!
Without further ado, well, now come to think of a solution.
If a person becomes a dog, then don't even think about it, the first step must be to ask a friend for help.The premise of asking for help is to convince your friend that you have become a dog...
As for friends, the only person Ye Zibai can think of right now is the unsmiling Chao Jiu.
Among the people Ye Zibai knew, Chao Jiu was the one with the best relationship and the highest IQ.Chaojiu is so smart, as long as he presents some physical evidence or other things, he will definitely be able to see that he is Ye Zibai.
Ok, the goal is determined, now let's move on to the next step.
--Call up.
……
There was an empty silence.
Ye Zibai only has a mobile phone.touch screen.
He looked down at his paw again, and compared it with the screen size of his mobile phone. He was horrified to find that his dog paw alone took up a quarter of the screen!
Press a quarter of the screen = four applications will be pressed at the same time = four people will be pressed for the directory at the same time = two applications will be pressed at the same time even if you stand on tiptoe = two applications will be pressed at the same time even if you stand on tiptoe personal.
Of course, the first premise is that his mobile phone must support dog paw operation.
...Damn it, I will never buy a counterfeit machine again!
What met a friend after becoming a dog/cat, what found a way to recover together, what beautiful owner... Bah!Everything about him in the book is a lie!
But how on earth did he become such a ghost?He didn't go out to touch any animals or strange people yesterday.Could it be that he had abused animals before, and now he looks like a consequence of himself?No, he is a good young man in the 21st century, how could he do such a thing as cruelty to animals.
Ahhhhh!Can not remember!Ye Zibai wailed in pain and wanted to hug his head, but unfortunately the hardware didn't support it.
Why did he become like this!Why is it him!Why!Why is he the only one so unlucky!Isn't this his birth year!
Ye Zibai cried again in grief.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Gulu."
The crying sound stopped abruptly.
This strange sound indicates that Ye Zibai is... hungry.
Restoring the adult body is now the second priority, we have to solve the problem of food and clothing
.If he doesn't eat any more, he will really starve to death.
After eating, think about how to return to the original state.
First go to the pocket and find out the soft girl.
With a goal in mind, Ye Zibai regained his energy, quickly got up, and walked towards the bedside in the bedroom.
Fortunately, he usually likes to put money in his pocket casually, otherwise it would be really not easy to get it out.
After Ye Zibai bit off the clothes on the head of the bed with his mouth, one paw pressed the other end of the jacket, and the other fiddled with his right pocket. fell out.
Looking at these red photos of Grandpa Mao, Ye Zibai almost burst into tears.
This feeling of nostalgia...
Ye Zibai lowered his head and rubbed violently on the banknotes a few times.
You are the one!Go, Grandpa Mao!
That's all for Grandpa Mao, the key really makes Ye Zibai a little disgusted.
The things that are thrown everywhere every day are actually held in his mouth. Although he is just a dog now, he is still human psychologically.
Staring at the key hesitated for a long time, finally reluctantly picked up the key.
People in the arena involuntarily……
After turning into a dog, everything in Ye Zibai's eyes instantly tripled in size.An ordinary trash can has now become huge in Ye Zibai's eyes.It is as insurmountable as Mount Tai.
Not to mention these giant races in front of us.It is the rhythm of the real version of the giant who advances X minute by minute.
go away!You, the fat man in front, are in the way!Lovers die!It's okay to grow so tall, I can't see the road!What are you doing wearing such high-heeled shoes? Where are the shoes? He looks like he is stepping on two steel nails!leave me alone!Going to step on it!Ahhhhh!He's meowing, did someone just take advantage of the chaos and sneak up on him? !Who of your uncle touched it again just now? !He is going crazy!
If it weren't for the money in his mouth now, he would have already bitten it!Damn, bully 'dogs can't speak'!
Ye Zibai felt that he was going to cry again.But conditions do not allow.
So I could only cry silently in grief and indignation in my heart.
The scene of Ye Zibai walking on the road with money and keys in his mouth was quickly discovered.
A few people stood in the distance, looking at Ye Zibai's figure, and began to point and ask questions.
After turning into a dog, Ye Zibai's sense of smell became much more sensitive, and so did his sense of hearing.
Ye Zi's white and furry ears moved slightly, and although it was far away, it reached his ears word for word.
"Look, the husky actually went out shopping by himself."
"What's in his mouth? He's been biting it tightly. Did he pick up a stone from somewhere as a treasure. The one in my family is like this."
"Pfft, Stone. So silly."
"Yeah, huskies have always been like this, I'm used to it. Hey hey, look, it's looking back at us!"
"Really, can it understand our words?"
"How is it possible, Huskies are so stupid. They don't know anything about this guy except snacks."
"It's pretty smart in a way... Pfft, why do I think it's even more stupid when I look back?"
Depend on!Silly your brother-in-law!Ye Zi turned her head back and stared angrily.
Even if Laozi becomes a dog, he will still be the smartest and most handsome dog in the world!
The author has something to say:
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