The god dog of the male god

no way no money.

What should I do, mix in with the flow of people?After sneaking in, use the advantages of this body, just grab something in your mouth and then withdraw?

How can a person's two legs never compare to his current four legs?Ye Zibai thought with luck.

But if someone finds out as soon as you enter...

The leaves are white and the dog's eyes are black.

Just imagining the scene of being kicked out made him feel extremely humiliated.The faces of eighteen generations of ancestors were all thrown away by him.Doing so would be tantamount to ruining his own dignity.

And this trick can only be used once, and it will not work the second time.

Or...or think of other ways?Ye Zi dismissed the idea in a white voice.

"Gulu." His stomach rumbled in response to the occasion.

……

No matter, let's talk about it after being kicked out.Ye Zibai, who was still hesitating a second ago, made a decision in an instant.

His dignity as a human being?The faces of eighteen generations of ancestors?

—he's a dog now!Don't talk to him about dignity!He doesn't even know what a face is!

The automatic sensor door opened again, Ye Zibai looked at the right time, and followed the crowd, pretending to be nonchalant, sneaking in.

As a result, within two seconds, he was stopped by the administrator.He is with those around him.

"I'm sorry sir, pets are not allowed in the supermarket. We have clearly marked this rule in front of the gate, and I hope you can cooperate."

……Depend on!

When I was a human being, I had a good impression of the employees here.I am so touched now! -0! -100! !

The corner of the mouth of the innocent man lying on the gun twitched, "Who brought a pet? Which of your eyes saw me bring a pet?"

"Answer sir, it's two eyes." The administrator replied formulaically, looking to the man's right side meaningfully, "This rule was clearly stipulated by our company before opening the store. For food safety, it is true that pets cannot Take it into the supermarket. Sorry sir."

"I told you that you don't have pets, so why can't you understand people's language?" The man cursed, followed the administrator's line of sight to the right side of his leg, and paused.

Ye Zibai fawned over the man who lowered his head, wagging his tail and sticking out his tongue.Eyes wide open, pretending to be innocent.I kept hypnotizing myself: Now I am a dog, I am a dog, and I am a dog...

"Where did this dog come from?"

"Isn't it your dog?" The administrator was surprised, seeing the inexplicable expression of the person in front of him, and it didn't seem like he was lying.

"If you say no, then it's not. I asked you if you can't understand human language?" The man finally got angry, "So what if I brought it in? Why, can I call the police? Or do you want to drive me out? Why don't you just fuck me?" Why are there so many troubles when you go out to buy something?"

Ye Zibai squatted aside quietly, his ears drooped listlessly, and his heart felt sad.

I comforted myself silently in my heart.Yes, at least he wasn't alone... No, a dog was driven out, accompanied by an escort.

"I'm sorry, if it's not your pet, we apologize to you. If it is indeed your pet and you don't cooperate, we need to take compulsory measures."

"Coercive measures?" The man smiled, "Be careful, I will sue you for personal assault."

The administrator turned on the intercom, "Three security guards are here, in the lobby on the first floor."

3 minute later.

Man: "I can go by myself, don't fuck me! Hey! Did you hear me!"

Ye Zibai: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

5 minutes later, outside the door.

"Bah! Bad luck!" The man stood outside the door and spat. "This is the first time I've encountered such a thing when I was in the supermarket. Isn't it just a dog? It looks like something, is it necessary?"

Ye Zibai nodded in agreement.Isn't it just a dog, let him go in and he will die!Damn, did he bring a soft girl!Taking things is not without giving money!

Ye Zibai really wanted to slap them with money!Blind their dog eyes!Pooh!Snob!

"Gulu." The stomach let out another disappointing cry.so hungry...

Ye Zibai was aggrieved lying on the ground and weeping silently, choking up sobs, wondering if he really wanted to starve to death like this.Is he really going to be like a dog, and can only live on garbage swill in the days to come?

"If it weren't for this dead dog..." The man was so angry that he turned his head and wanted to kick Ye Zibai to discourage him, but when he lowered his head and saw Ye Zibai lying on the ground with his head down, he couldn't do it again for some reason.

The man stared at Ye Zibai silently for three seconds, seeing his distraught appearance, finally sighed, after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

"Forget it, you are also innocent. Why spread your grievances on innocent animals? If you do this, you will be the same as the people inside." The man squatted down and touched Ye Zibai's head, Ye Zibai's ears twitched Moved, no response.The man continued, "Don't look at some people. They look human, but they are worse than you. Good dog, remember not to be a dog in your next life."

The man walks away.

Ye Zibai was dejected, and murmured in his heart, he is not a dog in the first place...

……

the other side.

"It's too difficult to serve." A member of the props team leaned against the glass door of the supermarket with an instant coffee, sighing. "I used to think that Chao Jiu was the most feathered, but now it seems that we are too young."

"Yeah, it's said that people in this circle have a different way of thinking than ordinary people. I saw it today, and it's true. You can only believe 50% of everything, and the rest is half true and half false. I'll go, what is that?" Ghost." Another strongly agreed.

"Perhaps Gu Yingdi is too involved in the drama and can't tell the reality." The person who brought up the topic sneered, "Isn't Director Liu's film before. The male protagonist is a paranoid murderer, and then in order to enter the drama, Tsk tsk. In fact, we are nothing."

"Hey, it's just a sentence when you turn it over and over again. It's the uncle who pays the wages. We have to do what the uncle says."

"I said, what should I do now." In the end, the topic returned to the original point.

"A dead horse is a living horse doctor." Another person was gearing up, full of fighting spirit, "It's fine to do whatever you want."

"Whatever?" The tone was sarcasm, "Be careful to give you random rabies. Can stray dogs be caught casually?"

"Then what do you say?"

"I think...the one over there is not bad. It is white and clean, and it probably slipped away from the owner just now."

The two of them turned their gazes slowly to Ye Zibai not far away, and they all laughed at the same time.

Ye Zibai's figure lying on the ground trembled suddenly, and suddenly felt a gloomy chill.The chill hit the body, which was extremely penetrating.

"Good dog, come with us."

Ye Zibai was still complaining about himself and hadn't recovered from his self-pity, when a voice suddenly rang in his ears.

What?Who are you talking to?Ye Zibai didn't react for a moment.

"If you come with us, just bark once, if you don't want to, bark twice." The voice continued.

What the hell?Ye Zibai was puzzled, inexplicable for a while.Looking up suspiciously, two standard rough faces came into view.

It doesn't look like a good person's face at first glance.

Who wants to go with you.Ye Zibai gave them a disgusted look, stood up, changed direction, then lay down on his stomach and began to feel sorry for himself.

"Hey! Did it look at us with contempt just now?!" One of them pointed at Ye Zibai with his butt facing them as if he had discovered a new world.

"Although I really don't want to admit that I was despised by a dog. But the fact cannot be denied."

"Very good! That's it! ... But what if it doesn't want to go with us?"

"Stupid you!" He slammed the other person on the head, "What's the point with a dog? Go get a sack!"

When Ye Zibai was still immersed in his own world and couldn't extricate himself, he was caught off guard, his eyes suddenly went dark, and then he seemed to be trapped by something, before he had time to struggle, he was bound all of a sudden.

What happened?Ye Zibai's heart trembled, and a terrifying thought slowly rose in his heart.

...Could it be the Dog Fighting Team?No no no no no, don't tease him.This is not true.

Ye Zibai, who was drenched in cold sweat the more he thought about it, couldn't care about the keys and Grandpa Mao in his mouth at this moment, and opened his mouth and started howling.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooo!!"

help!Save the dog!

"Be quiet!" A person patted hard from the outside of the sack, and then turned around and asked, "Is it almost there?"

"Hurry up, put the rope around its neck first, as long as it can escape Chaojiu's sight."

"Damn it, why does it feel like the two of us are acting in a gangster movie?"

"If it wasn't for actor Gu being so difficult to deal with, would we be like this?!" Thinking about it, I feel annoyed, "And the director! Why do you always like to change the script! It's over fifty!"

"Ooooooooooooooooo!"

"Master! Stop howling, I beg you!"

kindness?director?script?Ye Zibai froze for a moment, then fell silent for a moment.

Blinking in a daze... So it's not like eating dog meat or beating dogs?

"Quiet..." Wiping sweat with lingering fear, "Anyway, put the rope on its head first."

"Quick fight."

"What are you doing?" A voice came slowly from behind.

"Didn't you see that you are busy? Can you ask me later?"

"So I asked what the hell you guys were doing."

etc.There seems to be something wrong with the sound.

"Director, director...hehe."

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Chao Jiu!

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