Abduct a snake king as a wife

Luo Xu held the key in his trembling hands and inserted it into the keyhole dazedly a few times, muttering, "Damn even bullying me with the key." After trying to open the door for the nth time, the heavy anti-theft door accidentally is opened.

Luo Xu smirked and stooped into the room. It was already two o'clock in the morning. Luo Xu fumbled to find the light switch in the dark house, and when he pressed all the buttons, the room became brighter.

Covering his eyes with his hand to cover the sudden brightness, he put his hand down after he got used to it slowly. Luo Xu was startled, and saw that someone seemed to be sitting on the off-white fabric sofa with his back facing him; thief!Luo Xu muttered softly, and Luo Xu narrowed his eyes, picked up the decorative vase on the shoe cabinet, and walked over with his hands and feet; he didn't think about the possibility of sitting on the sofa of the host's house waiting to be caught if he was really a thief. .

Walking to the back of the sofa, Luo Xu raised the weapon in his hand and was about to smash it down. When he saw the 'little thief' who turned his head,

Luo Xu was so startled that he could stuff an egg into his mouth, and when he let go of his hand, the vase fell firmly on the back of his foot.

"Wow.. It hurts, it hurts to death!" Yunlan looked at someone who was dancing with her feet in her arms, amused.Gently patted his shoulder to stop the noise.

Looking at Yun Lan in front of him, Luo Xu was surprised and delighted, "You, why did you come here?" Yun Lan was about to speak, but was robbed and said, "Could it be, are you here to treat me to a wedding?" Luo Xu felt a little blocked .

"Why invite you to a wedding wine, what are you thinking about?" Yun Lan was speechless about his brain circuit.

"That Luo Yu said that you are going to become queen soon, and he also showed me the evidence." Luo Xu smiled wryly, "Actually, I was superfluous from the beginning to the end."

Yun Lan looked straight at him, then said indifferently, "I want to be the empress." Thinking of Yun Qing who was put together by him, he felt satisfied and couldn't help laughing.This smile was very dazzling in Luo Xu's eyes, and he thought Yun Lan was happy about what happened to her queen.

Yun Lan looked at Luo Xu's gloomy expression, rolled his eyes and continued, "Of course the Snake Realm should be the queen, but I'm not the King of Snakes, so don't worry about it. If you want to go back to the Snake Realm for a wedding, it's not impossible. , I can take you there."

"It turns out that I really want to have a wedding, no need!" Luo Xu was so sad that he was about to cry, he just wanted to order to evict the guests.

"Did you hear what I just said clearly!" Yunlan roared, feeling that her patience was about to be worn out by this bastard.

"I'll listen..." Luo Xu raised his head abruptly and blinked his eyes and said, "You said you're not the King of Snakes? You don't need to be a queen?"

"Well, I have brought Yun Qing back, and he also promised me to take over as king." Yun Lan was secretly pleased, and putting Yun Qing together was the greatest achievement in his snake life.

Luo Xu excitedly jumped over the sofa and hugged him excitedly, and kissed Yun Lan's mouth firmly. After the intense long kiss, Yun Lan panted and gently pushed him away, and said anxiously, "Uh, there is still a little more time left." something, I want to tell you."

"what's up?"

"A very important thing," Yun Lan twitched

"Nothing is important to you." Luo Xu began to act anxiously.

Yunlan pushed him away, blushing almost to the point of bleeding, and said slowly in the voice of a mosquito, "I,, what I want to tell you is that I am pregnant with your child."

"Lan'er, what are you talking about, I didn't catch it very clearly. It seems that there is a word for child?" Luo Xu thought for a moment, and asked later, "Did you have a child before?" Luo Xu thought he would not tell himself now He probably has a child, but after thinking about it, it doesn't matter even if he has a child, he will definitely treat that child as his own.

"Why did you have a child before, but now, I'm pregnant with your child!" Yun Lan shouted angrily, poking her neck.

"Ah..." Luo Xu stood there dumbfounded, out of unexpected calm, "You said you were pregnant..."

"right"

"But you are a man... Even if you are not human, you are still a man..."

"I was with you because I drank the love fruit that Luo Ying put in the wine that day." Yun Lan blushed in embarrassment, it was hard to say this fact.

"Wait for me to sort out my thoughts first." Luo Xu pulled his hair, paced back and forth, looked at Yunlan's embarrassment and anger, and asked with a bitter face, "Okay, what are you talking about? If I don't If you misunderstand, it should be sex, you have sex with me because of that thing? Not voluntary?!" He tentatively asked, his heart beating wildly.

Yunlan was very speechless and raised her voice and said, "That's not the point. The point is that even a man can conceive after eating that thing. Do you hear clearly now?"

"I heard it very clearly, but what I care more about is your feelings, you treat me..." Luo Xu hesitated to speak, and then sighed, "Oh, forget it, don't say it, I can't bear it This blow."

"If I really hated you, I wouldn't come here to look for you," he said in a low voice.But Luo Xu heard it like thunder; Luo Xu scolded him for being an idiot. His snake king was so shy, and thinking that the snake king was so shy, it would be impossible to confess directly, but he thought that the future would be brighter, and he would definitely say it himself in the future. Say it.

"Then, it's true, I'm really going to be a father soon!" Luo Xu finally returned to normal and excitedly jumped up and down, and then hugged Yunlan and kissed him fiercely.

Yunlan looked at the man who suddenly became nervous, holding his forehead and was speechless, "Did I come to the wrong place?"

"Morning, Lan'er!" Yun Lan saw Luo Xu's enlarged face as soon as she opened her eyes, her crooked eyes were smiling, and she looked at herself with her chin propped up. The person I like lives a peaceful and peaceful life.

"Well, early." Yunlan responded to him pretending to be flat, "Uh...can you stop calling me Lan'er in the future, it sounds weird." Yunlan frowned slightly.

"What did you call you? Didn't that monster call you that too?" Luo Xu felt aggrieved.

"Monster? You mean Luo Ying!" Yunlan thought it was a little funny, but she thought about letting him call that, and turned to Wei Zhu and said coldly, "I have warned him several times, if you don't listen Do you want me to use extraordinary means to shut you up? Hmm!" Yunlan raised her hand to cast a spell.Luo Xu was so scared that he covered his mouth tightly and waved his hands, "Stop barking, stop barking! What do I want to call you? Wife?" Seeing Yun Lan's face darken instantly, he immediately changed his words, "Yun Lan!"

"Yeah." Yun Lan nodded, and after she relaxed, she realized that Luo Xu's posture had been pressing on her body all the time, and pushed him, "Go down, you're so heavy." Luo Xu quickly jumped out of bed and said nervously, "I'm sorry, I just Look at you looking dazed, did it crush you, did it crush the baby?"

Yunlan's face turned pale, yes, he almost forgot about having a baby, looked at the already somewhat spectacular little belly, quickly moved his body to check, and relaxed when he found that nothing was wrong, and gave him a white look "My child How could you be so stingy?" He secretly despised his own nervousness, and found that his IQ had also started to get anxious since being with Luo Xu.

Carefully helping his daughter-in-law out of the room and moving to the dining room, Luo Xu helped him fill the porridge and brought it in front of him, watching him eat his loving breakfast bite by bite, his heart was sweet.

The two chatted without saying a word, in fact, most of the time it was Luo Xu who croaked, and Yun Lan only occasionally replied, um, ah, right?Just such a simple conversation made Luo Xu feel extremely happy.

Just as they were chatting vigorously, there was a rhythmic knock on the door. Luo Xu stood up reluctantly and walked to the door, muttering fiercely, "It's so early in the morning, who is so tasteless!" Facing the furious Luo Xu, Liu Yuming looked astonished, "It's so early in the morning, it looks like someone recruited you to kill someone." As he said that, he pushed Luo Xu away himself and ran into the room.

Luo Xu hurriedly reached out to grab him, but unfortunately he was a step too late. Liu Yuming had already walked into the restaurant on his own and saw Yun Lan. The two looked at each other. In the future, he will slowly explain Yunlan's origin to his two good buddies. He doesn't want to expose him so early, and he is still pregnant with a baby. How can this be said.

"Hey, Luo Xu, since when did you like the cosplay? This dude is so beautiful!" Liu Yuming was stunned as he sincerely admired the handsome Yunlan with silver hair and waist and sculpted eyebrows. He had never seen him before. Such a beautiful man.

"Get out of the way, this belongs to my family." Luo Xu was very dissatisfied now, feeling sour, pushing Liu Yuming who was standing in the middle of the road; walked over to Yun Lan who was still sitting very calmly on the seat drinking porridge Beside him, seeing that he finished drinking, he quickly handed over a tissue to wipe his mouth conveniently.

Liu Yuming was taken aback when he saw this scene, but immediately understood Luo Xu's actions, this kid is bent too!But when did this happen? Isn't this guy always controlled by Sister Yu?

Liu Yuming walked over with a choked smile, pulled a chair and sat down next to Luo Xu, patted him on the shoulder and asked in a low voice, "When did this happen? Where did you meet such a beautiful person? Don't you want to introduce him?" ? Actually, what I’m curious about is how people would fall in love with you..." A bunch of questions were thrown at Luo Xu, and Luo Xu almost flipped the table when he asked the last sentence.

"I'm full, I want to take a rest." Yunlan completely ignored the extra person here, stood up and walked towards the bedroom. He knew that this person must have a lot of questions to ask Luo Xu, and he was here It wasn't suitable either; Luo Xu dropped Liu Yuming and followed Yun Lan to his room, until he was driven out by Yun Lan, and then slowly returned to the restaurant to deal with that curious baby.

"Cough, don't stare so wide, just close your mouth and the flies will fly in." Luo Xu rolled his eyes at him, "Brother! I think I'm loyal enough, you're not as good as me!!" Liu Yuming tsk tsk tsk "But such a beautiful person is worth it. At that time, when I was chasing our little Yuyu..."

"Stop!" Luo Xu interrupted his eloquence, "Didn't you always want to know where I went when I disappeared? Aren't you curious about who he is? Come on, I'll tell you slowly." Luo Xu He walked to the sofa and sat down to signal Liu Yuming to come over.

"What is he really... really a snake?" Liu Yuming jumped three feet high. If he heard such a weird story from others, he would laugh for three days.But this is Luo Xu who he played with since he was a child. He knows Luo Xu too well. Bragging is bragging, but his IQ is not good for such a big brain hole. . .

"Yeah." Luo Xu, who had known that he would be so surprised, was very calm. His story was magical and weird enough.

"Then you are really together? He..." Liu Yuming asked with difficulty swallowing his saliva, "Is he really having a baby?"

"Yes!" Luo Xu answered firmly.

"About the baby, I still need to discuss with you?" Luo Xu pulled him to sit down, his tone was sincere, "You also know that he is a man, how the baby will be born is still a question, isn't your aunt an obstetrician? ? When the time comes, I should ask her for help."

"This... This is too much information, let me digest it first." Liu Yuming stood up and walked back and forth again, and continued to ask, "Here, does he give birth to snakes or people?"

"Uh, I didn't ask." Luo Xu choked, he really hadn't considered this question, and said uncertainly, "It should be... a human being."

"You pig, won't you ask?"

"You want me to die!" The two fell silent immediately after the words were out, and the sound of a needle falling to the ground could be heard in the quiet living room.

"Pfft, hahaha, that's how it is!" Liu Yuming let out a burst of laughter, for his fearful wife, it turned out that in Luo Xu's embellished and jealous description just now, he portrayed himself as a tall hero, and even patted his chest. The manly appearance said, if it wasn't for the sake of the pregnant woman, the snake king would have served himself to the sky; after a burst of laughter, the tall and tall image that Luo Xu had just created was immediately disillusioned.

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