The first straight man in the universe

When Lin Zheng walked into the western restaurant, he saw Wang Yuzhi sitting in a dark corner, with two girls sitting opposite him, and the three of them were chatting happily.

Foursome date?

After this word flashed through Lin Zheng's mind, he immediately shook his head.

Those two girls were obviously not lesbians, so naturally it was impossible for them to have a foursome date with the two "Gays".

Wang Yuzhi also saw him at this time, and waved to him, "Lin Zheng!"

Lin Zheng walked over and sat down beside Wang Yuzhi.

Wang Yuzhi enthusiastically introduced the two girls, "This is my roommate and buddy, Lin Zheng."

He turned his head to look at Lin Zheng again, "Two well-known faculty members in the law department, Dai Peiran and Ye Lei."

Lin Zheng nodded, "Hello."

From Wang Yuzhi's seemingly hearty yet guilty smile, he could already tell that this kid didn't expect Dai Peiran to bring other girls along.

I had already reminded him not to think things too simply, what was the result?

Lin Zheng shook his head secretly.

Ye Lei pursed her lips and smiled, "Lin Zheng, who doesn't know in A Dali, who doesn't know? In terms of fame, the two of us are far behind you. But..."

She rolled her eyes, and there was a hint of cunning in her eyes, "Wang Yuzhi, you still have a buddy at this time? Isn't it too natural?"

Wang Yuzhi patted his head in embarrassment, "I'm used to it in front of outsiders."

Lin Zheng understood that what he said was absolutely true.Although he had practiced with him countless times before, his mind would probably go blank when he actually sat in front of the Lord.In addition, if Ye Lei is killed halfway, the situation will be even more chaotic. It is already an extraordinary performance to be able to persist until he appears instead of directly disarming and surrendering.

He sighed inwardly, and took the initiative to hold Wang Yuzhi's hand, "Actually, we usually get along like buddies, right Xiaoyu?"

Wang Yuzhi's palms were slippery and covered with cold sweat, and his fingers were cold.Lin Zheng's palms were warm and dry.

Lin Zheng shook it vigorously, and gave him a warm look of "don't be afraid, everything is up to me".

The two girls were stimulated by Lin Zheng's warm little gesture, and even Dai Peiran, who was recognized as a goddess by all the boys in the school, showed the excitement and surprise of ordinary little girls.

Ye Lei's eyes lit up, "You guys are really...!!!"

Wang Yuzhi had a tragic expression before his heroic sacrifice, and forcefully forced a smile, "It's more real than pearls."

After speaking, his head drooped directly under the table.

The two girls covered their mouths and laughed together, Dai Peiran couldn't help laughing and got up, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Ye Lei also stood up, "I'll go too."

As soon as the figures of the two turned around in the corridor, Wang Yuzhi immediately shook off Lin Zheng's hand, took out the facial tissue on the table and frantically wiped the sweat from his face and neck.

Lin Zheng called the waiter to order a glass of lemonade, then looked at him indifferently, "Do you regret it?"

Wang Yuzhi was about to nod his head. Thinking of the bold words he made in front of his brothers in the dormitory and his painstaking secret love for the past three years, it would be a bit embarrassing to give up like this.

He looked relaxed, "This is just where we are. The Long March has just taken the first step, and the days to come are still long. Just watch, buddy!"

Lin Zheng smiled, remembering the night before yesterday when Wang Yu begged him for help.

"Lin Zheng, you are the only one in the dormitory. Since we have slept in bunk beds for three years, you should help my brother."

Lin Zheng frowned and looked at Wang Yuzhi who was about to hang on to himself, who was reeking of alcohol, "Sacrifice my reputation to help you?"

Before Wang Yuzhi could speak, Ma Hui, the boss of the dormitory who was sitting across from the wine table, said with a smile, "Starving to death is a small matter, but injustice is a big one. Wang Yuzhi, you are asking too much."

Wang Yu stretched out his arms, put his arms around Lin Zheng and smiled, "Lin is my brother. There is a saying that brothers are like brothers and feet, women are like clothes. If anyone dares to touch my clothes, I will cut off his hands and feet... No, who If you dare to touch my siblings, I will wear his clothes... not... Anyway, you understand what I mean?"

Lin Zheng stretched out his hand and pushed his face away by one arm, "Straighten your tongue first before speaking."

The fourth son, Jin Shaoyan, who had been silent all this time, said coldly, "Lin Zheng, just promise him, I don't believe that you can catch up with Dai Peiran with this kind of method that you can only think of with sulfuric acid in your brain."

Wang Yu was not happy all the time, and stuck his neck, "What do you know, be sisters first and then lovers, this is called curve saving the country, understand, look at my mouth shape, curve, line, save, country!"

He turned his head and smiled softly at Lin Zheng, "Lin Zheng, don't worry, we are just acting, and I won't take advantage of you."

Lin Zheng didn't speak, but what he was thinking in his heart was that it was not certain who would take advantage of whom.

Wang Yu saw Dai Peiran and Ye Lei appearing at the end of the corridor, and whispered to Lin Zheng, "They're here, hurry up and get into the role."

After Ye Lei sat down, she looked at Lin Zheng playfully, "Captain Lin doesn't seem to be in a good mood."

Lin Zheng is the captain of the school basketball team. Although his expression is the same as usual, Wang Yu knows that he has always been emotional and angry. He is afraid that he will be unhappy, passive and sabotage, mess up things, and annoy Dai Peiran. The road is big.

Wang Yuzhi grabbed Lin Zheng's hand and felt a chill in his heart.

Although he usually chases and fights shoulder to shoulder with boys, but the feeling of holding a boy's hand is not much better than holding a hedgehog.Of course, this does not mean that Lin Zheng has thorns on the back of his hand, it is purely a psychological feeling.Just now he was very nervous and didn't feel anything when he was held by Lin Zheng like this, but now he was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit.

Forget it, just think that you are holding the hand of a goddess!Wang Yuzhi tried his best to hypnotize himself, while explaining to Ye Lei, "He didn't know you would come, so he was a little emotional."

After speaking, he looked at Lin Zheng flatteringly, "These are all my sisters, not outsiders."

Lin Zheng was so stimulated by his "sister" that he almost threw the cup out of his hand.The two girls laughed too.

It was the first time for Wang Yuzhi to sit face-to-face with the goddess he had admired for three years, and it was the first time he saw the goddess smiling at him. The bones in his whole body were crisp, and his whole body seemed to be floating on the clouds. He was indescribably comfortable physically and mentally. .

Curve to save the country is really a shortcut!There are so many rich second-generation officials in the school chasing Dai Peiran, who has she ever smiled at?But she really smiled at herself today!Although this smile is between "sisters", who knows that one day it will not be transformed into a lover's?

Lin Zheng asked, "Did you order?"

Wang Yuzhi: "Not yet, isn't this waiting for you?"

Lin Zheng called the waiter again and took the menu, "I'll take this meal."

Wang Yuzhi really wanted to hug him and cry bitterly, this is called a brother!

When he went out today, he had 400 yuan in his wallet, which was his living expenses for half a month.When he got there, he realized that 400 yuan was only enough for him to treat two girls to coffee!

What kind of broken ground is this f*cking fourth brother recommending!Are you trying to embarrass him?

Dai Peiran and Ye Lei looked at each other silently and smiled, although they didn't ask, it was clear at a glance who attacked and who suffered!

It seemed that in order to repay Lin Zheng's kindness in rescuing the siege, and also to perform well in front of the goddess, Wang Yuzhi performed extraordinarily hard during this meal.Not only took the initiative to pour red wine for Lin Zheng to cut the steak, but even fed it to his mouth.

Dai Peiran was fine, but Ye Lei yelled with excitement, took out her phone and kept taking pictures of the two, and then enjoyed it with Dai Peiran.

Wang Yu was at a loss for a while, he was afraid that Ye Lei would make too much noise and Lin Zheng would be in trouble if he turned his face away and left, but he hadn't settled the order yet.

He tugged on Lin Zheng's sleeve as a comfort, and reminded Ye Lei, "Don't post the photos online, you two just take a look."

Ye Lei was having fun, without raising her head, "I know."

Wang Yu glanced at Lin Zheng cautiously. There was no abnormal expression on the other party's face, and there was still no sign of happiness or anger.Wang Yuzhi was relieved in his heart, he knew that Lin Zheng was not angry.

Dai Peiran suddenly asked: "Wang Yuzhi, since you know this road is difficult, you still make the choice without hesitation, is it because of love?"

Of course I did, if it wasn't for loving you, would I have made such a big fuss?

Wang Yu felt a little emotional in his heart.He was able to successfully date the goddess after three years of crush. Of course, it was not just as simple as pretending to be "Gay", but he had done enough homework before.

First of all, he posted a post on the school BBS, lamenting that he had a crush on the goddess Dai Peiran for three years, but he had never said a word to the goddess.

He made the post when he was drunk and lost his mind. The next day, he didn't remember it at all. When the post was followed by countless people and even appeared on the top page of the elite version, he found out about this stupid ID. Why is it the same as the name I often use?

……

Before deleting the post, he saw a reply from a person: It is easy to chase Dai Peiran, pretending to be gay, she likes to make friends with gays.

After that, Wang Yuzhi tried hard to get Dai Peiran's WeChat account through a high school classmate in the law department, and applied to add her as a friend as a gay.

It passed!

Then Wang Yuzhi took the initiative to confess his real information, but his other half who was most curious about Dai Peiran did not announce it for a long time.

It's not that I don't want to say it, but I don't know who to say, because there is no such person!

Until last night, the final candidate was finally finalized on Lin Zheng.

The exchange condition was that Wang Yuzhi would wash Lin Zheng's socks and underwear for a year.

A whole year!Wang Yu burst into tears just thinking about it.

Heaven is about to send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first work hard on their hearts and minds, and work hard on their muscles and bones.For the goddess, do it!

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