The first straight man in the universe

Wang Yuzhi picked it up and took a closer look, and his face blushed, "Condoms, I didn't pay attention when I took them, and you said that the cashier didn't have a special expression to remind me..."

Dai Peiran hit Wang Yuzhi hard with gloves as a weapon, "You have a special expression, Wang Yuzhi, you are so special, you can't tell the difference between chewing gum and...you are such a pighead!"

Lin Zheng pulled Dai Peiran back, "Forget it, maybe Xiaoyu really didn't pay attention, why don't you hurry up and apologize to Ranran!"

Wang Yuzhi was also very embarrassed. When paying the bill, he was distracted, thinking about what Lin Zheng and Jin Shaoyan were doing at home.Dai Peiran asked him to take a box of chewing gum, but he took two boxes without looking at them.Who would have thought that condoms are now packaged like the twin brothers of chewing gum!

Jin Shaoyan came over and picked up the box on the ground, "It doesn't matter if I bought the wrong one, this is also a must-have daily consumable." As he spoke, he put the box of daily necessities into his pocket.

"Dirty!" Dai Pei turned back to the kitchen angrily.Wang Yu stared blankly at Jin Shaoyan, and a new association came to his mind.

He can use this thing, that means he is the one above?Wang Yu thought of the theory of attack and shou that Lin Zheng had trained him before, and immediately felt a little uncomfortable.How could Lin Zheng be a shou? How could he be such a strong person, how could he endure being down there like a woman?

Wang Yuzhi couldn't figure it out, but he couldn't control his brain and imagined the scene of Lin Zheng being shy and flattering, wanting to refuse but still welcoming, tactfully and happily under someone...This painting is very difficult to look at directly, but it miraculously made a certain part of his body react!

Wang Yu felt a rush of heat rushing to his lower abdomen, so scared that he immediately turned around and rushed into the kitchen.

Lin Zheng didn't notice Wang Yuzhi's strangeness, and sat on the sofa and whispered to Jin Shaoyan: "Aren't you afraid that Wang Yuzhi will have a bad impression of you if you do this?"

Jin Shaoyan stared at the Pleasant Goat on the TV screen, and said expressionlessly: "Rather than let someone use them to do bad things, I would rather destroy my image." watch TV.

Jin Shaoyan suddenly said: "Big Big Wolf carefully planned more than 700 episodes, but in the end he didn't eat Pleasant Goat, which shows that the villain's plot will never succeed." Some villains with sinister hearts who try to break up this CP will never succeed."

Jin Shaoyan: ...

In the kitchen, Dai Peiran looked at Wang Yuzhi thoughtfully. "Do you have something on your mind?"

Wang Yuzhi pretended to wash the ribs very carefully, "No."

Dai Peiran took the spare ribs from Wang Yuzhi's hand and marinated them with the prepared seasoning, "What's wrong with you and Lin Zheng?"

Wang Yuzhi immediately denied, "Nothing."

Dai Peiran ignored Wang Yuzhi's answer, and continued on his own, "Is it related to Jin Shaoyan?"

Wang Yu stared blankly, how did she see it? ! !

Dai Peiran fixed the ribs and found the salmon from the grocery bag, "I always think it's weird for the three of you to stand together," she winked at Wang Yu, "Although there is no basis, it's just my intuition."

This was the first time in history that a goddess winked at him, and Wang Yuzhi didn't feel anything at all, all he could think about was the girl's intuition that Mao was so accurate!

The relationship between him and Lin Zheng was fake, and it didn't matter if he was surrounded by people watching him through. The big deal would be a sincere apology afterwards and it would be over.The relationship between Lin Zheng and Jin Shaoyan is a fact, once someone sees through it, it will do Lin Zheng a lot of harm.

After all, compared to the general public, rotten girls are still a niche group, and the general tolerance of gays in this society is far from the limit they can bear.

"Haha, how is it possible, you are thinking too much."

Dai Peiran let out an oh, said nothing more, and concentrated on cutting the sashimi.

Wang Yuzhi felt a little nervous in his heart, hesitating whether to take this opportunity to confess to Dai Peiran that he is not really gay, but Lin Zheng is not here at the moment, he is a bit sorry for confessing to Dai Peiran by himself.

When he was thinking about it, he saw Jin Shaoyan walking in out of the corner of his eye, and Wang Yuzhi hurriedly turned his body away from looking at him.

It's too much for a beast to treat a brother like a woman!Wang Yu was angrily defending Lin Zheng's injustice, and unconsciously exerted force with his hands, as if he was pinching Jin Shaoyan's neck instead of ribs.

"Beast!" Dai Peiran gave Jin Shaoyan a cold look, and said what Wang Yuzhi was thinking.Jin Shaoyan said: "I put away that thing not for my own use, but to donate it to AIDS prevention organizations."

Dai Peiran deliberately smiled coldly, "Do you think we will believe it? What do you think, Wang Yuzhi?"

Of course, Wang Yuzhi didn't believe it, but Jin Shaoyan was his roommate after all, and he couldn't bend his elbows, and bear the reputation of emphasizing sex over friends, so he had to find a way to change the topic.He pointed to a pile of vegetables on the ground, "You wash and cut those lettuce and tomatoes, and you will make a vegetable salad later."

Lin Zheng saw the lively scene in the kitchen, and felt that he was excluded, so he walked in and looked around, "Is there anything I can do?"

Wang Yu said straightly: "The only thing you have to do now is to rest."

Lin Zheng asked: "Didn't you say you want to make custard for me?"

"It's steaming in the pot, it'll be ready soon."

As soon as Wang Yu said that, he went to lift the lid of the pot, and the hot air from the pot suddenly smoked his hands, so hot that he threw the lid of the pot on the ground with a bang.

"How about it?"

"It's not hot, is it?"

Jin Shaoyan and Lin Zheng rushed over at the same time to see if Wang Yuzhi's hand was burned.

"It's okay. Why are you making such a fuss?"

Wang Yu saw Dai Peiran looking at Lin Zheng and Jin Shaoyan suspiciously, afraid that she would see something again, put his arm around a person, and pushed the two of them out of the kitchen.

"Don't mess around here, it's not enough to add chaos."

"Wang Yuzhi, you should go out too," Dai Peiran said to Wang Yuzhi, "I own the kitchen today."

The order of the goddess is the imperial decree, although Wang Yuzhi reluctantly agreed.

Dai Peiran pointed at Jin Shaoyan, "You stay."

Jin Shaoyan pointed to himself, "You mean me?"

Dai Peiran handed him a head of garlic, "Help me with my work."

Jin Shaoyan was a little strange, "Didn't you just say that you own the kitchen today?"

"Just now." Dai Peiran smiled at him, "Now I've changed my mind."

Jin Shaoyan: ...

Lin Zheng pulled Wang Yu straight into the bedroom, and found a box of first-aid kits from the bedside table.

"I have Yunnan Baiyao here, come here and I'll apply it for you."

Wang Yu waved his hand straight, "It's okay, it's really okay."

Lin Zheng's face darkened, "Take it."

Seeing that Lin Zheng was angry, Wang Yu didn't dare to take Joe anymore, and took the medicine bottle with his left hand.

Lin Zheng unscrewed the bottle cap with his uninjured left hand, and finely spread the ointment on Wang Yuzhi's right hand.

"Even if I hurt my hand, you don't have to cooperate like this. When will you save me some trouble?"

The ointment is cool, and it is very comfortable to apply on the hot air.Lin Zheng's fingertips were soft, and as they slowly stroked the back of his hand, an inexplicable warmth rose in his heart.

Wang Yu straightened his hand, "Okay, that's fine." He touched his head, "By the way, didn't you say you want to confess to Dai Peiran? When?"

Lin Zheng said: "Not today, Jin Shaoyan is here."

Wang Yuzhi really wanted to ask him why he couldn't do it, but when he thought of the special relationship between Jin Shaoyan and Lin Zheng, he held back again.

Jin Shaoyan must be very unhappy that he asked Lin Zheng to act as a couple.Lin Zheng had no choice but to help out of affection, and he must have felt guilty towards him in his heart.It was reasonable that he didn't want to say such an embarrassing thing in front of Jin Shaoyan.

Wang Yu said directly: "It's better to do this sooner rather than later, or tomorrow?" Even if Dai Peiran would be angry and ignore him from now on, at least he wouldn't have to face Lin Zheng and Jin Shaoyan so awkwardly.

Lin Zheng nodded, "It depends on whether Dai Peiran has time tomorrow, so come to my house."

Just as Wang Yuzhi was about to say yes, the bedroom door was opened, and Jin Shaoyan was standing by the door, still holding garlic cloves, "What are you talking about, the door is still closed."

Wang Yu always thought that Jin Shaoyan had misunderstood, and immediately stood up, "No... nothing to talk about,... what's the matter, I'll go to the kitchen to see if the custard is ready."

He hurried out of the bedroom without daring to look at Jin Shaoyan.

Jin Shaoyan followed Wang Yu straight into the kitchen, and turned to look at Lin Zheng coldly.

Lin Zheng also looked back at him unkindly, "When are you going to leave?"

"Wang Yu just go straight and I will go."

The laughter of Wang Yuzhi and Dai Peiran was heard in the kitchen, and Jin Shaoyan continued: "Xiaoyu likes women, if you want to be good for him, don't lead him to evil ways. Your family is rich and powerful, what kind of man is looking for you?" No, why do you have to harm straight men?"

Lin Zheng narrowed his eyes, "Your tone of voice is very strange, is there something between you and him that I don't know about?"

Jin Shaoyan said: "I'm going to be courteous first and then soldier. If you let me know that you have a crooked mind for him, be careful that I will cripple you!"

After Jin Shaoyan finished speaking, he turned around coolly, walked into the living room and continued to look at his Pleasant Goat.

Lin Zheng's eyes were a little deep, and his expression was thoughtful.

Because Wang Yuzhi had to rush back to the bar before 7 o'clock, the dinner time was brought forward to 5 o'clock.Dai Peiran is indeed a model of a modern woman who can go out of the living room and into the kitchen. She cooked six dishes and one soup, both meat and vegetables, with excellent color and taste.Coupled with the charming smile of the goddess, Wang Yu always felt that even if he didn't eat food, he could eat two big bowls of rice just by looking at the goddess.

After dinner, Jin Shaoyan was sent to the kitchen by Dai Peiran to wash the dishes.Lin Zheng took the opportunity to ask Wang Yuzhi in a low voice, "Are you still coming tonight?"

Wang Yuzhi was a little embarrassed.

Lin Zheng continued: "I can't wash my hair by myself."

You can find Jin Shaoyan.

Wang Yuzhi was about to refuse, but when Jin Shaoyan came out of the kitchen, Wang Yuzhi quickly shut up.Since then, Jin Shaoyan stayed in the living room, and Wang Yu couldn't find a chance to whisper to Lin Zheng, so he had to leave.Jin Shaoyan and Dai Peiran also left together.

Dai Peiran lives in this city, and the driver at home has been waiting downstairs.When she got in the car and left, Wang Yu asked Jin Shaoyan directly, "Aren't you going to stay? Lin Zheng needs someone to take care of him."

Jin Shaoyan remained expressionless, "It's not like he's missing an arm or a leg. If he really needs someone to take care of him, he can hire a nanny."

Wang Yu was speechless.It seems that because of his own affairs, Jin Shaoyan has a strong resentment in his heart.

Jin Shaoyan suddenly asked: "How long are you going to keep pretending to be gay like this?"

Wang Yu sighed straight away, "Isn't this just about to confess, I don't want to continue acting, I'm too tired." Jin Shaoyan didn't say anything else.

Wang Yu went straight back to the bar and was busy until it closed in the early morning.Thinking of Lin Zheng's invitation and his miserable expression last night, Wang Yu was a little shaken, but he didn't know if he had slept or not.While hesitating, Lin Zheng sent a text message.

Is it closed?I'm still waiting for you to wash my hair.