The first straight man in the universe

The two girls screamed for a while, and then laughed together with ulterior motives.

Wang Yuzhi's brain froze for three seconds and then he woke up amidst the laughter of the girls, his face turned red up to his ears, "What the hell are you doing!".

He was about to push Lin Zheng away, but Lin Zheng hugged him suddenly, and whispered in his ear: "Listen to my explanation."

"Why don't you give me a plausible explanation to see if I don't cut you to death!" Wang Yu gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.

"A proper show of affection is also a catalyst to promote your relationship with the goddess. You can tell her what to do when you no longer have the same heart-pounding distress when kissing me, and ask her for help."

Wang Yu seemed to believe it or not, "Is this okay?"

"Girls are willing to play the role of emotional experts. Just tell her that you have never kissed a girl before, and you don't know the difference between kissing a girl and a boy." Lin Zheng let go of his hand and patted him on the shoulder. A chance to kiss the goddess."

KISS with the goddess!Wang Yuzhi's eyes straightened immediately.

Will such a good thing that I usually dare not even think about happen to me?When Wang Yu thought of that exciting scene, his heart beat faster than when he first watched porn.

It is said that he watched porn for the first time in the dormitory after he went to college, and the boss laughed at him for a long time.Wang Yuzhi himself didn't feel anything.Since his father jumped off the roof of the building because of the company's bankruptcy when he was ten years old, his childhood and adolescence were destined not to be as free as other children.

Lin Zheng walked towards the two girls with his arms around Wang Yu, "What were you laughing at?"

Ye Lei smiled and said: "I envy the sweetness of you showing off your affection like no one else."

Dai Peiran said: "Wang Yuzhi, come and help me string sausages."

Wang Yu has always been immersed in the fantasy of KISS with the goddess. This road is basically floating over here. Now that he hears the call of the goddess, he will not even go on the road, and walks smoothly.

Dai Peiran was much more generous than him, and he didn't speak out at all, "The sausage is not dressed like that... Do you know what to do with so much cumin... Oh, you are so stupid. I can stand you..."

In Wang Yuzhi's heart, the goddess is naturally high above, even if the dick worships devoutly, she just sits on the lonely throne alone, without any trace of fireworks.He never imagined that one day the goddess could chat and laugh with him so approachably, and an indescribable sense of happiness filled the [-] pores on his body, making him feel as if he had ascended to heaven.

Dai Peiran put down the ingredients in his hand, "Wang Yuzhi, can you change your expression other than smirking, you laugh so hard that I feel hairy."

Lin Zheng, who was sitting across from him, took a sip of his drink and said leisurely, "He's still reminiscing about that SweetKiss just now, he can't hear what you say now."

Lin Zheng's words finally brought Wang Yuzhi back to his normal expression.He raised his fist towards Lin Zheng, signaling him not to go too far.

Dai Peiran looked at Wang Yuzhi with a smile, "Wang Yuzhi, how is Lin Zheng's kissing skills, tell us about it."

Fuck!Lin Zheng really hit the spot, she would really ask this question!

Although Lin Zheng reminded him before, he sacrificed himself twice to help him hone his acting skills and experience life, but Wang Yuzhi felt that the number of times of experience was still a little less, and his immature acting skills were not enough to cope with such a high difficulty. The problem!

He looked at Lin Zheng for help, but the latter had an expression of watching the show, and he didn't intend to help at all, which made Wang Yu very angry.

He was obviously the one who started the topic, but he left himself in the dry land and stood by with his hands. He was still a brother, so disrespectful!

Fighting alone, Wang Yu was forced to be quick-witted. He deliberately whispered to Dai Peiran: "Such a private topic, I will talk to you alone later."

As expected, Dai Peiran's eyes lit up, "Okay!"

“Chicken wings and sausages are grilled!”

Ye Lei took the initiative to share food for everyone, while Wang Yuzhi poured beer for everyone.

Ye Lei raised her glass first, "For our friendship!"

The crowd responded loudly and drank the beer in their cups.

Dai Peiran raised the second cup, "For Lin Zheng and Wang Yuzhi to be happy forever!"

Wang Yuzhi barely choked to death on the beer in his mouth.

Full of wine and food, it is already the tip of the moon.

Ye Lei went to the stream to wash the cups and plates, and asked Lin Zheng to help.

Seeing that he finally had the opportunity to be alone with Dai Peiran, Wang Yu immediately implemented Lin Zhengjiao's plan.

"Didn't you just ask me how I felt about kissing Lin Zheng? In fact, I was also very distressed." Wang Yu raised his head at a 45-degree angle, looking at the moon sadly.

Dai Peiran really asked: "Why?"

"I feel that when I kiss, I don't have the same feeling of heartbeat as before." Wang Yuzhi directly repeated Lin Zheng's words.

Dai Peiran was silent for a while, and said, "Do you have someone else in your heart?"

Oye!

Wang Yu was in such an unrestrained mood that he just wanted to sing loudly. Lin Zheng was simply his blessing, and every step of the matter was going as he had imagined. Now he wanted to hug him and bite him hard.

Although he was overjoyed in his heart, Wang Yuzhi still put on a deep look, "I don't know, since I was a child, except for Lin Zheng, I have no experience in kissing others, so I don't know how it would feel."

Wait a minute, why did he say that? It's a bit different from Lin Zhengjiao's.

Dai Peiran thought about it again, "Are you afraid that you won't love him anymore?"

No, your understanding is wrong. Hey...

"Actually, I think it's just the opposite." Dai Peiran couldn't hear Wang Yuzhi's inner monologue, and continued to analyze on his own, "It actually shows that you love him so deeply that you worry about gains and losses, and you are afraid that once you lose him, you will not be able to bear it. "

Hey, how did you come to this strange conclusion?What did I just say to make you have such a terrible thought?

Wang Yuzhi was about to pull back her wandering thinking, when Dai Peiran suddenly patted him on the shoulder, "Give yourself a little confidence, it takes a lot of courage for two people to meet and love each other in the vast crowd, don't speak lightly Give up, believe in each other, believe in yourself, and you will be happy."

not like this……

Wang Yu's face was full of cattle, and his heart was full of tears.

By the creek, Ye Lei looked at Lin Zheng inquisitively, "Lin Zheng, do you really like Wang Yuzhi?"

Lin Zheng concentrated on washing the tableware and did not respond to Ye Lei's question.

Ye Lei was a little impatient, "You and him are actually acting, right?"

Still no response.

Ye Lei changed her tone, "It's okay if you tell me, I won't tell Dai Peiran."

Lin Zheng stood up and walked towards the campsite, Ye Lei followed closely behind, "That kid Wang Yuzhi was interested in Ran Ran at first glance, but Ran Ran is so smart, how could he not see it? If you really want to make Ran Ran unhappy, you just have the heart to let Ran Ran Is Wang Yu making a fool of himself?"

Lin Zheng stopped in his tracks, "That kind of thing won't happen."

When Lin Zheng stopped, Ye Lei rushed up, tiptoed and hugged Lin Zheng's neck, and kissed his lips.

Lin Zheng pushed her away forcefully, his eyes were full of contempt and disgust.

Ye Lei didn't care about the other party's rude behavior without the slightest gentlemanly demeanor, "Your heart was beating fast just now, it means you have feelings for me."

Lin Zheng didn't seem to hear, and walked past her without looking sideways.

Ye Lei bit her lower lip until she was bleeding, but she didn't notice it, and a hurt look flashed across her eyes.

After tidying up, each rested.There is no second option for the allocation of tents. Spreading out the sleeping bag, Lin Zheng noticed that Wang Yuzhi was not as excited as when he first arrived, so he leaned closer to him and asked, "How is your conversation with the goddess?"

Wang Yuzhi let out a long sigh and buried his head in his sleeping bag.

Lin Zheng pulled him out of the sleeping bag like a carrot, "Escaping won't solve the problem, brother will take you to a good place."

Lin Zheng poked his head out and glanced at the girl, but there was no movement, the two girls seemed to be asleep.

Wang Yuzhi said in a low voice: "We are leaving, what if they are in danger?"

"I planted several mouse traps around their tent. Dai Peiran is a fourth-degree taekwondo, and ordinary hooligans can't beat her."

Wang Yu clicked his tongue, Lin Zheng came out of the tent as quietly as a cat, and he had to follow behind.

The two turned and turned in the woods. Wang Yu was still thinking about Dai Peiran being a taekwondo master, so he grabbed Lin Zhengyi by the corner, "Isn't what you just said true?"

Lin Zheng paused, took a deep look at him, and reached out to pinch his chin.

Wang Yuzhi's first reaction was that Lin Zheng was going to kiss him again, and his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

With a little effort from Lin Zheng's hand, Wang Yuzhi's head was passively raised, and the sky was filled with brilliant starlight, suddenly occupying the entire field of vision, like a black velvet sky that could not see the edge, studded with bright diamonds.

Wang Yuzhi, who has been poisoned by the dirty city air for more than [-] years, has a dreamy feeling of entering the fairy tale world instantly, with his eyes wide open and his mouth wide open, as if he wants to swallow the stars in the sky.

Someone pulled him from behind, and he immediately lost his balance and fell backwards, but before he fell to the ground, he was supported by someone and gently placed on the grass.

"The view is better from this angle."

Lin was lying down beside him, with his hands behind his head.

Wang Yu realized that what Lin Zheng said was right, so he also imitated his posture and lay down.

"How did you find out about this place?"

"Two years ago, I came here with a group of donkey friends from the school. The altitude here is not very high, but it is surrounded by mountains, the wind is weak, the humidity is low, and the air quality is good. It is the best astronomical observation spot nearby, the most rare Not many people know about it.”

Wang Yu made a gesture to jump up, "Then I'll go and wake up Dai Peiran and the others, we'll go back tomorrow morning, what a pity if they don't see it?"

Lin Zheng stretched out his hand to grab him, "Don't be in a hurry, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future."

He pressed Wang Yuzhi's shoulder and put him flat on the grass again, "Your main task tonight is to simulate the drill."

Seeing Wang Yuzhi's puzzled expression, Lin Zheng's eyes were deep, and he explained slowly, "What should you do when you come here for a date alone with her?"

Wang Yuzhi was immediately distracted, and did not see the too intimate physical contact between the two and the strange flame flickering in the depths of Lin Zheng's eyes.

"We can... count the stars and talk about life and ideals."

Wang Yu laughed straight, his clear eyes twinkled like little stars in the sky.

Lin Zheng swallowed calmly, "Literature is not popular now. The more polite you are, the more women will suspect that you don't love her enough."

Wang Yuzhi was a little hesitant, "Then you can't rush?"

Lin Zheng's eyes flickered, "Can you?"

It's not that I can't, but I dare not.

Lin Zheng gently brushed the broken hair in front of Wang Yuzhi's forehead with his fingers, "Now I am you and you are Dai Peiran, if you want to know how to impress a girl's heart, don't move around."